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Seems chioma is smarter than davido sef. She picks her fight carefully while my brother form the west attacks anyone who trolls his beloved chi. This guy needs to let go as some people just aint worth it. Acting like person wey never see girl pant before is just plain annoying.

chillex8:
So, finally you agree with me, when I said earlier that most Uber cars are dead.

Some cars on the platform reach to fear person. Interior is average at best and the car itself has been on naija roads for years and someone still hopes to make 140k per month on them. No one likes anyone in this country.

Chai! That kind thing dey pain person o but it happens sha. Ordinary LCDA collected 13k from you for wrongful parking? Are you from Lagos at all? This is mainland, not island o; everyone wey dey wear uniform dey form power ranger for otenu and you just gats wise up next time. Next time, except if na sars and military personnel hold you, just follow these steps

1. lock your doors and come down from the car letting them know you are not going anywhere.

2. Come down from the car to talk to them; na bribe them go collect.

3. Forget your fancy word vocabularies and come down to their level; street knows street, and to play with a pig, one must be ready to roll in mud.

4. These people are mostly dumb and you can work on their psych. Just para small and appear friendly small letting them know you did not do anything and even if you want to give them money, it is just willingly.

5. Never let the money exceed 1k.

6. Follow these steps except say na Sars hold you. Na only them mad to beat you if them want.

Nothing fraudulent in what they did. They simply threw the proposition at you, and you grabbed it. No Lagos boy would fall for that.

She is not ugly. Na the fake lens and the way she open eye like dead body wey get pikin make am look that way. Facial shape is good, skin is good; no one should be ugly with those two.

TheCar:
Everyone is asking for experience drivers because no one want to hear super stories or default in weekly rental.

What you need to do, as a new driver on Uber/Taxify is to sell your skills and experience.

You have a decade experience driving on Lagos road, (if presented well) would make you the first choice for any car owner looking for driver.

Your experience and knowledge of Lagos roads isn't only an added advantage but unfair advantage even on those claiming experience on Uber or Taxify.

You have what it takes, use it to your advantage.

Cheers

Thanks.

EVeryone wants a driver with experience on the uber/taxify platform. How will new drivers get the experience if no one is willing to give them a gig? Abeg help a brother out here o as joblessness is killing person. I have a decade of driving experience on Lagos roads.

yomiskillz:
I have two cars fully registered on the platform need drivers ASAP.
Hyundai Elantra 2008
Toyota Corolla 2008

Drivers can even resume immediately.
Call 07037456734
08159781952

I am interested but I have no prior experience on the platform. Can I still holla?

I am interested. reacherjack1011@gmail.com

When will people realize its not about tribe, its about humans.

Abomination!

You cheated with her kid sister and she found out, you didn't even tell her o and you say it was a mistake? You pull cloth, remove short, possibly kissed, insert D and all these was a mistake. If I were you, I’d just let the whole thing go even if she did sleep with them both which I seriously doubt she did and work on restoring trust back into the marriage.

Elfmannisback:
You don't know Okafor's law..? Depending on the fccker and the fuccckee.. It can happen again.

Never even heard of the law. Now I do though.

NwaAmaikpe:




Can any good student of Body Language and Sexual Chemistry please remind me of Okafors's law of Congodynamics.

Stella Damascus should start husband-hunting now....because once debbé is always debbé.

This guy never seizes to amaze me. How is it you even know that phrase "once debe, always debe"?

I have friends who complain bitterly about their wives not being so much into the sex whole thingy and could go weeks, even months without intercourse. I can also confidently say some of them ain’t cheating. To answer your question, women also experience low sex drive due to only God knows why and they should also have performance enhancers to help them. Hope that answers your question.

Now that's what you call beauty!

Makes you wonder if we are prepping for an alien invasion or just want to destroy ourselves.

I heard the screening has been extended, any truth in dat pls?

Guys, should d reference letter be typed or written on a letter headed paper.

Jeez! Can't believe this thread's still open. How can some pple compare parlor tricks to traditional voodoo? Just ask urself these ?s; hw are kings coronated in Yorubaland, hw come theirs a robbery and there is this one man they won't touch, hw can a trader receive money only for all the cash in her purse to disappear, hw come this guy always leaves a scene just b4 something bad's about to happen, hw could one man in ur village live so long most of his children and grandchildren are dead, hw come a guy is being chased by a mob and all he does is jog without them getting anywhere close to him until he suddenly vanishes, hw do u keep macheting, stabbing or shooting a man without effect. These things exist, bt if u can't believe them, then u've lost sense of tradition. Like I said in my earlier post, consequences for these things are grave, hence the use of human parts for most of them.

Omode o mogun, oun pe lefo. I come from a traditional Balogun family, and I can tell u to only talk about what u've seen. Money can practically be conjured from just thin air, just that d consequences can be grave hence, the human part usage.

And what's beautiful about this f*cking reptile?

This apps argument for androids is getting really annoying. I used a galaxy s2 and my phone was as good as useless buying 260mb for 1k, till I switched to bold 5 and now I get free series download, supercool qwerty keys, fast internet speed all unlimited for just 1500k monthly. What more could I wish for? Badass Apps my foot, BB saves u cash.

That Jesus stuff is awesome. It keeps getting bigger fo me. Super cool.

@op, just rebuke dat spirit dat made u post this never to use u again. Can't imagine hw u feel nw. This people bad o.

Got 38 ready. Call me if we are game. 08102623544

Need a bold 5 nt more than 38k urgently.

SA? Any hitch wit d fone?

Dont multiply. Add $25 plus d 3 $1=$28 plus 2 with d waiter= $30.