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I have read thru most of the posts. Most of the responses are very human and innocent as expected. I really connect with most of them because I have gone thru all the stages of doubt before. I come from very strong christian background hence the propensity to cast doubts due to several years of conditioning.

Right from my high school days I started reading and consuming large chunks of different literature from the rampa series to the gnostic gospels just to punch holes in them. I was an excellent student of physics also. The point is that I never believed in the OBE and considered Astral Projections a form of witchcraft until I was poisoned/heavily drugged some 5yrs ago.

I was living alone then. To cut the story short, It was around 4am on my birthday that I felt a sudden numbness after consuming a pack of juice. I became so weak and then I felt a sudden bang and swoosh! I was floating. I was able to see everything in my surrounding in brighter colors. I was so scared because I knew I was dead. I was able to travel back home to Nigeria. Our family home had been repainted and refurbished. I could describe everything. I didn't want to die I kept struggling to return. By the time I woke up, I was already foaming from the mouth. I had to summon strength to call for help on 911. My siblings where shocked when I described the works and new painting at the family house. It only solidified their faith in the after life.

I realised later that I returned with some knowledge I did not possess earlier. Will share that later. Okay?

Human beings are just plain wicked. What is wrong with a bum short on a little innocent kid? Just what? Except for your depraved mind?

fittty: Toys!!!!

U mean like that private one u play with?

I'm suprised and thankful that the title of the thread was not : " Crocodiles Invade Lagos!" Because it is not unusual to see misleading and sensational headlines on nairaland these days.

Makbo: Hmmm, You guys don't have the latest. Ivorians boycotted the concert. Nothing to see with Chris Brown/Rihanna love story, but just to protest against Ouattara thugish regime and the emprisonment of the true President of their choice, Laurent K. Gbagbo.
Ivorians have never accepted Ouattra, the puppet-President imposed to them by the infamous International Community. Any time they can avenge and show him, they don't like him, they do not hesitate. Back to February 2012, when national football squad "The Elephants" lost the ACN, Ivorians were chanting and dancing to mock Ouattara.

I have some pics of the stadium where Chris B.'s concert was scheduled for Sunday Dec. 30/12 afternoon. But here's what the stadium looked like at the last minute. Chris Brown ended up refusing to play in an empty stadium. People big Victoty!



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Pleasing to my soul. Its gonna be a great year ahead.

So what?

God bless the dead - Tupac Shakur

This picture looks so artificial. It's as if they were invited over to the office of the actress for a quick shot at the visitors ante room and quickly bundled back home to the villa! It also appears as if her chief make up artist was also on ground to provide the costumes and quick make up. If you doubt it please look at how uncomfortable her Pupsie looks in that Top and how the Handbag sits on her Mumsie's Leg!

Welcome to NollyWood

Bolushalom: Seems like girls want to kiss joseph Benjamin...I just dunno why

May be because he is a sluut that dumped his wife when fame came calling

What is Jim Iyke doing on that list? Please post original and not air-brushed pictures.

Yeah right. I just had some drinks with my late girlfriend. We are heading home now.

With the exception of omo sexy all the other lips are only fit for down below. I can confirm that of linda though..I miss it from my days back at the base.

Its a real waste of time and energy discussing people instead of ideas. This thread should be closed. What junk!

Akshow: respect is reciprocal. If d'banj dint hail don jazzy Cant don jazzy hail him? Abi there is a rule that says d'banj must hail don jazzy anytime they meet? That pround boy saying d'banj is irrelevant in naija music industry must have fallen from the moon

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Please what is the meaning of " PROUND" or did u mean to say PROUD? You have using that all over ! Pls get a thesaurus

Clinically Executed with Surgical Precision

Lucasbalo: She looks like a water buffalo with makeup

LMRO! Laffing My Ribs Out! Who the hell are you? Chris Rock?

whitefairy: Wht d heck is wrong wit being fat?must evrybody be lepa?mtcheeew

Hey Fairy Godmother! Are u size 12 - 16? We could hook up for a christma$ chopper cruise over Tijuana. No crashes guaranteed.

Hey pumpkin. I say come home to Papa. I asked Santa to send me a thick girl for christmas. Guess what? Santa served himself. I forgot to read tbe Satan's Clause in his Contract!

Recycling Garbage. What else do u expect from Goofluck aka Garbage Joe?

What's with all these celebrity xmas cards. Nigerians and the bandwagon effect! Copy Cat Culture?

I'd rather be a monk if this is the last brod on earth. Reminds of the infamous ogre of hiroshima. Anyway, Jim can hook her up for some roles in a low budget horror movie. I need to go puke. See u l8ra.

This thread is just an array of contextual emphasis.

Why not nine months till the fruits of the two weeks of uninterrupted procreative activities are fully manifest?

Any website to follow?

Who is Toke Makinwa? What does she do?

I guess that means more money allocation for benue state. Smart guys! I have always said the statistics for aids is a money making array. This can only be deciphered by those at the top of the pyramid. Let the bashing continue!

Why would God want to end his creation? 1 Honestly I believe the religions of this world really belittle God in several ways.

[quote author=Ile-Ife]I think the foreign ministry should find a way of stopping/discouraging nigerians from going to that country. That country should be the last place any Nigerian youth should think of going. It is a country run based on the three enemies of mankind (Race, Religion and Nationality). Most Nigerians don't stand a chance there, no matter how honest or hard working you. Stop going to Malaysia. They don't like, need or want you.[/quote]I'm so happy to read this. So happy we still have Nigerians with their thinking caps on. God bless you. M"sia is a racist crap trap.

This may trigger some foreign car manufacturers to establish manufacturing plants here.

So far, it appears everyone here is married to handsome and very nice hubbies. Okay let's hear from those with ugly and bad hubbies.