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Crime › Re: My 13 Yrs Old Neighbor Obsessing Me by Pain(m): 12:35pm On May 13, 2013
@ OP,any update on this conceived crime? Or are you in Jail already?
Celebrities › Re: Lilien Klint-Igwemba, Klint Da Drunk’s Wife (Pictures) by Pain(m): 7:22pm On May 06, 2013
60 watts iris.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thank God For Me, Re-hired By My Former Bank by Pain(m): 7:20pm On May 06, 2013
Re-hired to be re-fired. I can see you have not woken up yet!
Islam › Re: Allahu Written On A Rock In Osogbo (pics) by Pain(m): 7:19pm On May 06, 2013
WWW.ALAHUAKBAR....THATS ALL!
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Baby's Mother Stuck In London Hospital Over Unpaid Bills by Pain(m): 7:18pm On May 06, 2013
ARES: hehehehehe, did you guys see where the girl's father had the mouth to say that his daughter was faithful to the musician...
them dey porous your daughter and u didnt caution ur daughter or make sure that the pay a bride price, now u open your mouth to say that ur daughter was faithful....



paul, go and claim ur baby ooooo .... small baby did not commit any offence oooo
Porous..hmmm. I dey suspect you. ARES. For you to use this word..means u don serve job before. U get the code I guess
Politics › Re: Which City In Nigeria Is The Most Cosmopolitan? by Pain(m): 2:57pm On May 06, 2013
Going by the following definitions of "Cosmopolitan"
1. Pertinent or common to all cultures
2. Having constituent elements from all all cultures or from many different parts of the world
3. So sophisticated as to be at home to all cultures or conversant with many spheres of interest


Below is MY Ranking
1. Lagos
2. Abuja
3. Port-Harcourt
4. Ibadan
5. Enugu
6. Kaduna
7. Benin
8. Calabar
9. Jos
10.Kano

Note the element of security was not accorded considerable weight in this ranking!
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shuts-down Pop Nightclub by Pain(m): 7:54am On May 06, 2013
POP Champagne on Credit
Celebrities › Re: Keri Hilson Makes A Bowl Of Fufu (photo) by Pain(m): 2:18pm On May 05, 2013
Keri is on this thread as we speak lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Revolution: See Picture Why By Musiwa by Pain(m): 8:18am On May 03, 2013
Who the Fvck is MUSIWA? This is the outcome of providing internet access to inmates of Yaba left or Aro Mental
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Dazzles In New Photos by Pain(m): 7:25am On May 03, 2013
All Covered in Colored Clay. God Save Us. The Zombies Have Invaded the Earth. If You Doubt Me. Go To Church on Sunday!!
Celebrities › Re: 2shotz Shows Off His Beautiful Wife by Pain(m): 9:14am On May 02, 2013
This is a Weapon not A Wife! With this kind of Wife..You will prefer being "Oga From Behind" rather than be "Oga @ the Top"..Hmmm That Azzx !
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by Pain(m): 9:06am On May 02, 2013
mekula: Blah! blah! blah! As if you didnt know he was a womanizer before you married him, but long throat nor gree you abi nor be so? Men just dont wake up one day and start cheating. You would have noticed it long long ago while dating and for the fact that you STILL decided to marry him, you should accept the total baggage. If you are cheating too just to get back at him, trust me it wont be long before you get tired or face severe consequences . But if not then you've always been a ho' in hibernation mode now reactivated! Either way, just dont ruin those kids' lives. They are bigger than both of u.
I like the Bolded. LMAO Now grin
The best post so far. Please send me your account number. I hope you can take cowries/shekels
Health › Re: Scientists On Brink Of HIV Cure by Pain(m): 7:17pm On Apr 29, 2013
The cure of HIV will lead to genetic mutation and usher in a new kind of beast like men.

Welcome to the Apocalypse ! Coming to a theater near you soon cheesy grin
Politics › Re: The Dirtiness That "Is" Nigeria by Pain(m): 8:28am On Apr 29, 2013
SUMMARY: Nigeria is one hell of a Mega Squalid Garbage Heap. Welcome to the Giant Dump of Africa!!
Celebrities › Re: I'm Dating Kentura, Not Nadia Buari - Jim Iyke Cries Out by Pain(m): 8:52am On Apr 26, 2013
Yeah right! Im wearing blue pants not red. All to take note!
Politics › Re: If APC Survives A Year, Dont Call Me Okupe: GEJ Aide Boasts by Pain(m): 10:26am On Apr 25, 2013
BUT THEY ALREADY CALL HIM A "BULLDOG" SO WHATS WHITH THE OKUPE? MY DOG'S NAME IS "OKUPE"
Phones › Re: Which Network Are You Porting To/From and Why? by Pain(m): 9:10am On Apr 25, 2013
angry
Phones › Re: Which Network Are You Porting To/From and Why? by Pain(m): 9:09am On Apr 25, 2013
I HATE GLO WITH A PASSION. ITS THE WORST NETWORK IN NIGERIA & AFRICA!! THEY CLAIM THEY HAVE 3G BUT WHAT THEY HAVE IS 0.5G. GLO SHOULD BE PORTED OUT OF NIGERIA. STRAIGHT INTO THE SAHARA DESERT WHERE THEY BELONG!! I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A FIRM RULED BY A RANTING, ARROGANT, SELF SERVING MEGALOMANIAC!
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Frank Edoho by Pain(m): 10:22am On Apr 24, 2013
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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Frank Edoho by Pain(m): 10:01am On Apr 24, 2013
@ OP Better Go On and Sell the Beer U Went to Sell. I Can see U Have So Much Time on Yo Hands!!!!
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan Zoological Garden (pictures) by Pain(m): 7:33am On Apr 23, 2013
Animal Guantanamo Bay. Animal Prison?

I pity those animals. They will be better off in a soup pot!
Celebrities › Re: Is Tonto Dikeh Ageing Fast? (Pic) by Pain(m): 5:35pm On Apr 20, 2013
Mehn the girls is wacked up now. I can tell you because I almost...but changed my mind because of the legs..wow those hairs..and the smell of her cream..gosh!
Entertainment › Re: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by Pain(m): 2:26pm On Apr 19, 2013
Why does every scum make the front page? What about her nude pictures? Can you source that for us?
Webmasters › Re: Boy, 14, Launches Social-Networking Website by Pain(m):
Well, its not good to discourage a young boy..but you dont use an open source shell, modify the template and claim you have invented a website! We need to come to terms with the fact that websites are just like the notebooks of yester-years. You cant claim to have innovated by buying an exercise book off-the-shelf and creating a slum-book out of it!..Or did you ever do that huh We need to help our nigerian kids manage the transition from the paper age to the electronic age and not swell their heads out of proportion.

What will happen when he wakes up to discover he was no genius?
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Linda Ikeji's Family by Pain(m): 5:46pm On Apr 18, 2013
LINDA WANNABE Ex IKEJA
Romance › Re: My Friends And My Sister Want To Snatch My Boyfriend : Advice by Pain(m): 3:07pm On Apr 18, 2013
Craft a Dirty Bomb and Blow all the Haters Up! All you need is a pressure cooker and some acetone peroxide.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Prophesied The Boston Marathon Explosions Since January by Pain(m): 8:12am On Apr 18, 2013
TB is Nigeria's No1 Retro-Fitter.
Entertainment › Re: Wizkid Gives N500,000 Each To 3 Students At The Pepsi Campus Music Challenge by Pain(m): 7:27pm On Apr 15, 2013
Quote: " A fool and his money are soon parted" Unquote
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Ikechukwu's Chiseled Body! by Pain(m): 5:50pm On Apr 12, 2013
IKECHUKWU. THE FUTURE? ENJOY

Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Ikechukwu's Chiseled Body! by Pain(m): 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2013
OVER-RATED
Politics › Re: Pictures From 2013 Lagos Carnival by Pain(m): 12:49pm On Apr 10, 2013
Jakumo: Since Lagos derived its inspiration for a carnival from Brazil, it would be a HUGE tourist revenue generator if the Brazilian celebration of youthful feminine beauty is emulated on the streets of Lagos. Here are some scenes from Brazil, and note also the strategic direction Obama is pointing to, the dream destination of every red blooded male alive.

And for those of you who are wondering, no, that is NOT Alecia Keys enjoying the sun on that float.
WoW! Is that OBAAMA on that LAP?

Celebrities › Re: Waje And Tiwa Savage At Omawumi's Concert Yesterday [Picture] by Pain(m): 8:00pm On Apr 08, 2013
@OP!! You must pay for the cognac I just threw up!! You are so inconsiderate to have posted the picture this ogre called Waje. Brb

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