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Politics › Re: What's Your Opinion On Dr. Doyin Okupe by Pain(m): 9:45am On Nov 13, 2012
A baboon on the corridors of power. The most influential ape alive. Please add him to the list of targets in the upcoming Wazobia Revolution. Yes u heard me. It is coming. Please direct your enquiries to obasanjo@ota.com
Phones › Re: NCC Bans All Telcos From Promotions And Lotteries by Pain(m): 9:37am On Nov 13, 2012
Una don enter one chance!
Politics › Re: Who Killed Ojukwu: Umeh Vows To Expose Them November 26. by Pain(m): 9:27am On Nov 13, 2012
Idiot! So Ojukwu was meant to live forever?
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by Pain(m): 6:58am On Nov 13, 2012
lanreni: ....majek fashek miraculously escaped their grip(i have proof).let me shock u more.they synthesized diseases like HIV wit their cure!.have cloned men alive! do you know they have distorted history in so many instances,some space missions are never publicised?,do you know they have designed psychotronic devices that can know,influence & transmit ur thoughts wirelessly to a central computer? let me stop here.welcome to the world of the bright & demonically inspired ones:the ILLUMINATI!
Provide the proof of how Junkie Majek escaped their grip or rest in piece. You think you are engaging zombies here? The age of the gullible is long past!
Romance › Re: Why Am I Attracted To Bad Boys? by Pain(m): 6:51am On Nov 13, 2012
Like attracts like.
Christianity Etc › Re: All GO's & Religious Leaders Must Go To Prison — Pastor Tunde Bakare by Pain(m): 6:47am On Nov 13, 2012
This guy is a candidate for an assylum. Someone should send him the 2013 entry forms.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by Pain(m): 6:43am On Nov 13, 2012
bravo77: Facts About Illuminatti :::::If you type "illuminati"backwards, followed by '.com' in your address bar, you end up at the U.S. government's national security page. i wonder who are the Originator. SMH!www.itanimulli.com Try it!
Dear Gullible Brother. This is simply a redirect script. U can easily redirect anyone from one domain name to another. You only need to specify the link. Someone pls educate this gullible son of nubia.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by Pain(m): 6:31am On Nov 13, 2012
I have gone thru all the garbage being spewed out on this thread. I empathize and sympathize because I can somehow extrapolate the age group. I understand because I have been on this route before. My quest for the truth saw me go thru several literature from the rampa series to the gnostic gospels. Please break the chain and stop associating dregs like Jay Z to the enlightened ones because that is exactly what their low life marketing outfits want. The illuminatti really existed. They went underground. Came up and went under again. For now they are hibernating while so many pseudo wannabes hold forte. They will rise again to usher in the sons of chaos. You definitely don't want to be alive when the sons of chaos arise!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Terrorism: We Have Found The Solution – Army Chief by Pain(m): 4:56pm On Nov 12, 2012
This write up is laced with several contradictions. I wish the op will put in this much energy in his homework @ LSE.
Politics › Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by Pain(m): 10:15pm On Nov 10, 2012
CIA sponsored article. They are just trying to water the ground for the so called US Africom. This write up is straight from a template in their department of psycho-warfare. What a shabby attempt. I'm sure it was done by an intern. Do not fall for it peeps. I'm talking from experience. @Seun FYI. Nairaland is on their list of key social pulse sites. KSPS. Its being monitored by a rather funny looking intern called K2. Peace I'm otta here.
Romance › Re: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by Pain(m): 1:24pm On Nov 09, 2012
I remember how 36 yo banker stole my high school dream (wish) girl from me back then. She was 17 and I was 18. I felt sad but it gingered me to work hard.

Met her at the airport back in 2009. Wow!! She had really matured. Two kids and a lovely husband. I was really happy she didn't end up with some old guy. I believe she was just gullible and childish back then.The good part is that are we both happily married now. wink

The message huh Girls always fall for older men. Probably because they are innately wired to pair with a partner that they perceive as stronger, more matured and of better means. Someone who is matured to handle their rather insatiable emotional & material needs/wants. Sooner or later the more cerebral ones grow out of it. But the duller ones never come back to reality until they are in the sagging years of menopause. By then its too late and younger/beautiful belles have taken over the scene. It's that same old vicious and elusive cycle of womanhood. wink
Politics › Re: Minor-cracks, No Port-holes On 3rd Mainland Bridge - Ferma by Pain(m): 5:46pm On Nov 08, 2012
Can someone take a walk down there and take some pics for us grin
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Girls Invent Urine-powered Generator by Pain(m): 5:38pm On Nov 08, 2012
Wow. I Foresee a Rise In Kidnapping with this Invention. In fact a return to slave trading ! Ask me the correlation?
Cultivating Humans on "Piss Farms" . U no say Nigerian Girls too like to piss. Most Nigerian Girls I dated in the past loved to piss. Infact anytime they are at the peak.They keep screaming " I Wan P******. Nija Girls Sef..Una too like Piss. Wait a minute..My Glass is empty. Need to top up..Kinda of drunk i must confess
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Fireman Poster On All Hot Girls In Lagos by Pain(m): 12:02pm On Nov 08, 2012
No how did this stale news make it to the front page? What is NLand turning into? A Spam-dump?
Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn & Pat Robertson, The False Prophets Of The U.S 2012 Election by Pain(m):
Reminds me of the false prophet call Tunde Bark-Array
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Money Ritual A Myth Or True? by Pain(m): 2:36pm On Nov 07, 2012
I no some money making rituals too. This is it.
1. Wake up Early
2. Find something worthwhile to do.
3. Stick with it and become an expert
4. Don't cut corners.
Fashion › Re: 10 Things Every Woman Must Own by Pain(m): 2:31pm On Nov 07, 2012
Please Add Pepper Spray to the list wink
Nairaland General › Re: Coffin-shaped Toilet Built In Australian Cemetery by Pain(m): 6:13pm On Nov 05, 2012
I guess that's the shape of hell
Celebrities › Re: 2face Speaks Against Contraceptive Pill, Postinor by Pain(m): 8:27am On Nov 05, 2012
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people" - Eleanor Roosevelt.
If you like don't discover & nurture thy own talent. Keep Gossiping While He Smiles to the Bank wink

Time is running out on you!!
Education › Re: Canada To Deport 2 Nigerian Students by Pain(m): 8:18am On Nov 05, 2012
I heard they are Nairalanders? And hey Seun, you mean the word "Nairalander" is not in your dictionary yet? shocked WTF!!
Health › Re: Men, How Often Do You Change Your Underwears? by Pain(m): 2:12pm On Nov 04, 2012
After S8X?
NYSC › Re: I Laminated My Callup Letter; Is There Any Punishment For That? by Pain(m): 2:11pm On Nov 04, 2012
U remind of a strange fellow who used to laminate all his receipts!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Labels Obama as Anti-Christ by Pain(m): 1:49pm On Nov 04, 2012
If men like Obama are labeled "Anti-Krist" then I guess we need more of "Anti-Krists" in place of the baboons that hold sway on the corridors of power in Nigeria cheesy
Politics › Re: Ironsi Walked Around With A Dead Lizard In His Hand, Why? by Pain(m): 9:15am On Nov 02, 2012
thrugemaster: It was his swagger stick that had a crocodile carving
@thrugemaster. Do u have a military background? I ask because of your use of the term "Swagger Stick".
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Photos Of Hurricane Sandy's Devastation by Pain(m): 12:26pm On Oct 31, 2012
Heard Lagos May Suffer it's Ripple Effect?
Webmasters › Re: Your Top 5 Nigerian Everyday Websites by Pain(m): 4:35pm On Oct 30, 2012
This Site of-course! This Site is Getting Bigger than BigBen & BenTen Combined
Foreign Affairs › Re: Images Of The Devastation By Hurricane Sandy In The U.S. by Pain(m): 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2012
Maybe the Mayans Were Right Afterall shocked

Ok. Doomsday Survival Kits for Sale. Hurry While Offer Lasts! angry
Politics › Re: Commissioning Of The Remodelled GAT, MMA, Lagos by Pain(m): 8:17am On Oct 30, 2012
What else should the Government be doing? After all it is their mandate to deliver on all basic & necessary infrastructure. I wonder why we keep applauding them for what should be their basic call of duty. Enough said. In the land of the Pirate, a Burglar is a Saint. I empathize with Nigerians, we are victims of several years of abuse by all the institutions of government. It will take some time for the wounds to heal and for the scars to fade. Sorry all.
Politics › Re: Alison-madueke Double Standards: Photos Of Son’s Private Jet Lifestyle by Pain(m): 8:59am On Oct 29, 2012
DAMN! DEZIANI ALLISON MADUEKE(DAM) with an N!
Islam › Re: Goat With 'Allah' On His Coat Goes On Sale by Pain(m): 4:17pm On Oct 28, 2012
Al Baa Baa Sheep Have U Any Wool? Yes Sir. Yes Sir 3 Bags @ $30,000 each! Rich F00ls!. Sing along with me kids.

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