₦airaland Forum

The sad fact is that another aircrash is bound to happen again in the future. The question is when, where, how and who will be involved. It is the harsh reality of mordern travel since man has sought to defy the laws of gravity. RIP to the dead and those in time to come.

careytommy: Adamu Bamaiyi (a sec sch snr)
RIP Boss!

@careytommy..I guess u are Ex-Boy? May Adamu's soul rest in perfect peace. Amen

Dear All,
Instead of arguing and trading blames, let's take out time to meditate and reflect. A lot of lovable and nice souls perished in that ill fated crash. We even had some fellow nairalanders on that flight. My heart bleeds. I'm taking a break.

Since when did linda connote snake or serpent? Why are we so intellectually lazy even with all the cheap access to google? Why are we like this? Why? Even maureen does not mean darkness! It simply connotes black. Are Africans not black? God help us! The real agents of darkness are those that distort facts and prevent access to truth and the freedom to engage in critical reasoning. One of such people are the so called 'pastors' of this age!

Another loosely put together incoherent conspiracy theory aimed at brainwashing the gullible and those too lazy to research or engage in critical reasoning. At least we can now track a potential subomber.

Who can tell me there exact co-ordinates? I heard Elshabbab and Al-Queda are seeking to test their latest asset. A nuclear nuke acquired from russia

Beaf: Where can I buy the "Unilag brand" buba ati sokoto?
It seems quality of education counts for nothing these days when schools have become brands!

What a shame. You have exposed the depth of your IGNORANCE. Quit dabbling into areas where you are grossly deficient. You are only disgracing yourself. Simply "Google" and discover what the concept of branding is all about!

Beaf: I keep hearing this brand nonsense!
Are universities jeans trousers like calvin klein or some other sort of fashion statement?
Brand, my foot!

"Brand my Foot" It appears someone is in need of a Brand Name for his "Foot" Any suggestions?

At least Jonathan has shown that he has some competency in the area of re-branding. Watch out for a Name Change for Nigeria soon. It's just part of the "Transformation Agenda"

Imagine changing the name of Oxford or Harvard overnight? Is that not Brand Assassination? Take it or leave it, branding plays a key role on human psyche. Imagine having to explain yourself outside Nigeria. The coversation below may shed more light:

Foreigner: So which University did you Graduate from?
MAU MAU Grad : Moshood Abiola University?
Foreigner: So which University is that? Never heard of it!
MAU MAU Grad : Oh, it was Formerly University of Lagos.
Foreigner: Oh, now I get it. Have a couple of Friends that passed thru UNILAG. Just learn to add "Former" to it. Okay?
MAU MAU Grad : Noted.
Foreigner: By the way, what was that name again?

papatosibe: of what relevance is this to the matter at hand?

Not relevant because it hits deep into your conscience?

papatosibe: How many people pay tax in Nigeria?

Please ask the FIRS

papatosibe: Whose commonwealth? The one God put there or the one your papa put there for your future use?

See how they reveal the depth of their intellect?

papatosibe: That is not a bad way to look at it . . . After all, GEJ is a venture capitalist by nature. And you know what venture capitalist do, they rename schools. Its their money, the can do and undo with it. Imagine me telling you not to spend your money on that ashi you've been eyeing for the past 5 yrs, how would you feel?

Some rants indeed reveal the innermost recesses of the poster's heart. We indeed have a lot of pseudo-intellectuals now in NL. Pretenders substituting brauns for brains? I'm indeed filled with nostalgia of it's pristine past when we had quality men like Davidlyan et al. SMH

Beaf: When did anything ever get funded with taxpayers money in Nigeria? How many pay tax anyway?
The funding is from oil.

Is Oil not a Commonwealth?

Beaf: Ridiculous. I have never heard of dictatorships being voted in.

So you have never heard of elected leaders in Africa meta-morphing into Dictators. Okay, I guess you live in Iceland. The Land of Raw Beaf Eaters

My Only Joy is that No Blood was shed on Democracy Day. Have you noticed that GEJ is fond of overheating the Polity to draw blood on Symbolic Days? Jan 1st, Oct 1st etc? I wonder how he will appease the entities that put him to power since he was unable to draw "fresh blood" from students? I'm so sorry for him because he would have to sacrifice a member of his household now...Doubter..watch-out and see

Olumba-Olumba..Patience was an Usher there!!

With all these noise about Abiola's philanthropy and the Fed's right to rename any federal school, can anyone throw more light on the following quetions?

1. What was the source of Abiola's wealth?
2. What is the place of due process and rule of law in a democracy?
3. How is the Fed Gov funding UNILAG? By Tax Payers Money, Commonwealth or Private Funds?
4. Are we still under Dictatorship Rule or Pseudo Dictatorship?

It can cease to exist in your head. Once u die

Don't be ridiculous! Wikipedia is open for anyone to edit. You can update the page to reflect your grand pa name! Its an open wiki!

I wonder when the likes of Edwin Clerk will wake up from their delusional slumber. Something is his decaying grey matter is deceiving him that he is a king maker. Someone needs to remind him that Dumb Joe was elected on a national albeit sentimental mandate. The earlier his folks put him to eternal sleep the better. One fact is that neither PDP or any tribal lord was totally responsible for the misfortune that brought Dumb Joe to power in the last election. The unfortunate thing was that Nigerians were largely driven by sentiments rather than objectivity. I can reassure u all that won't happen again. Not with what I saw with the Occupy Nigeria Saga.

U can install a gigacounter on his phallus

This is pleasing to my heart and soul. Ride on Skib. Ride on. Haters are bleeding now.

Okay. I drink to that. 2shots Please!

For all those who are pissed you can simply start a "Boycott Linda Ikeji" thread,blog or facebook page. Some of us need to get back to work.

what is the title of this movie?

Private Jet or "Chartered Flight"? Are they following in the Paths of MC Hammer? This is how Stars Go Bankrupt Chasing the Elusive "Eldorado"?

What are these guys up for...Mr Universe or Unifags?

The aftermath will be total anhilation of the hausa race in otukpo. The spill over will be the overthrow of a weak clueless president. Isn't it clear that Jonathan aka Mr Ibu is a plague? Let the Innenduo Begin!

Need More?

@Gagi or whatever you call yourself..beefing Exboys wont change the fact that they are a rare breed...The products of NMS begin weapon training right from JSS1 all through to SS3 for six gaddam years. They are posted to military units after the six years. 90% proceed to NDA as Regulars or DSC at some point point in their lives. They are well respected in the Academies (NDA, Sandhurst, West Point etc). We have served our Nation well. We have Produced both Heroes and Villains in all endeavors of Life. We never come last be it for Good of Bad! You cant change that! Im an ExBoy (Echo Coy) and Damn Proud to be One! A F*king World Class Cyber Security Expert, Helicopter Pilot (U Wish but May Never Be Like) We are Watching U. Note it Ur Location is as Exposed as the Bare Azss of a New Born Baby.lol!

SABMiller Africa has invest over US $150 million in building a new greenfield brewery in Onitsha,South Eastern Nigeria.

A visit to the plant @ the Banks of the River Niger Inland Port will convince you.
There is a MASSIVE and ongoing (OG)..Poaching of NBrewery Heineken Top Brains...
Just last month..the No1 Brewer in the World for 2011 Mr John Njoku (http://www.ibd.org.uk/qualifications/awards/529/the-j-s-ford-award/)was poached from Nigerian Breweries (NB Heineken)by SAB Miller.

Mark Bowman, Managing Director of SABMiller Africa, commented: "Over the past five years we have invested over US $1 billion in Africa. Thisis an indication of our commitment to increase our capacity further and to consolidate our position as a leading international brewer on the African continent whilst contributing positively to the local communities in which we operate."

These guys mean serious Business!

[size=14pt]For your information..The Brewery is World Class. A visit to the plant @ the Banks of the River Niger Inland Port will convince you.
There is a MASSIVE and ongoing (OG)..Poaching of NBrewery Heineken Top Brains...Just last month..the No1 Brewer in the World for 2011 Mr John Njoku was poached from Nigerian Breweries (NB Heineken)by SAB Miller. These guys mean serious Business!![/size]

I guess he's rich