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Is making love part of our culture?

So what next?

Barbaric. The man should rot in jail. Sometimes a life sentence is better than death sentence especially in nigeria. He should be sent to Gashua!

What's all this shiit about the illumantti? What do u guys know about the illuminatti? U guys don't know shiit! The illuminatti is all about enlightenment. People keep associating a bunch of no good dumb azz record label owners to the imx. Its just plain bullshit because the imx won't even touch those niggaz with a 40mile pole!

On regional terms, I think the North has the best roads. They are paved with blood and bones of martyrs.

What is the title of this nollywood movie? I bet the b*tch is Tonto Dike and the Guy is Majid Mikel!

Any message from TB Joshua yet?

I heard TB Joshua predicted the failure
Ballistic Joshua Prayed in Down

The baboon is losing relevance on a per second basis. He has been De-mystified. The spent baboon should just do us a favor and go on eternal sleep.

@13Volts: May you release enough voltage to electrocute thy soul. Say Amen to that. Okay?

How would feel as a hussy if you have to see this face of your wifey's ex lover every-time you go on the "d*ggie" stylie.

“‘Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.” (Leviticus 19: 28)

You can keep your curry hell hot Abuja and Oil it with Groundnut Oil. Lets see how far your boastful engines can go without crude oil!!

Sorry about the inflated N18K. I guess the impact of the bomb blew it into 180,000 pieces. I'm so so sorry son of islama[b]bad[/b]!

She has just shown you her true colors. Ask any psychologist, and they will tell your about the profile of people who tattoo or scarify themselves.
They are mostly people with a huge sense of low self esteem who have a huge gap to fill in their belated egos. Most of them exhibit a great degree of denial and self deceit as to why they tattoo or scarify themselves and are quick to defend their actions.

But///The truth and nothing but the truth is that ladies who tattoo are mostly those that have been sexually molested or have felt betrayed by a lover in the past. Im sure your wife was recently dumped or molested by a secret lover. Have you wondered why most sex peddlers tattoo themselves? It is because of the way clients treat them e.g Facials,rough handling, short-changing, violation etc...for me a Tattoo is a Taboo on a married woman..

I'm sure you are next on her menu. Has she ever "headed" u? Please confess. I bet you that act was a pre-sampling exercise. Ransack her house and I bet you will discover the spices amd condiments already mixed for your barbecue

She must have devoted her time to other things she may have considered priority. She should pick one of those favorite pastimes and develop on them. Perhaps her talent ins Pinging, Pimping, Pumping, Pulling etc. She should just pick one and "Ride" on it. You can always make it with your passion. I know a couple of talented ladies who own posh apartments in VGC & 1004 Estates. They were focused working thru the night while their mates slept. Aided by social media and other fast evolving technologies, they have grown their Pleasure Peddling business into a global franchise!

She'd just bleep her way out over the weekend.Mark it!

I guess you just used this thread to flaunt the fact or fallacy that you own an X6.

What you have categorically displayed is that you have an deep gap to fill in your own ego while shrouding in a delusive sense of humility.Or else why boast that your "X6" can buy 5 times the Honda of your alleged flaunting accost-er!! Give us a break!!

NB: This is to SEUN the FO. You automated spelling correction bot has gone gaga. Why does it keep re-spelling "else" wrongly? Besides, your key words like "Nairaland" & even "Seun" are non existent in the forums' dictionary!

I guess your secret is that you love men who puke on you and whip your azz?

Interesting Thread

I see nairaland has become infested with E-Urchins! What has this hell's bride done to y'all. Why cant u guys post without spitting venom. You can go hug transformer if u don't dig her. The guy marrying her knows what a good pu**y she's got. U can go on ranting while he enjoys. I know what he is enjoying because I've been with her too!! She's damn good to dig!! She's my X.

Hello everyone. I just received info that there is an explosion ongoing at the NNPC depot. Details are stiLl sketchy.

The fact is that u will never be able to forget as long as u live with this woman. Sooner than later u will begin to cheat on her using this issue as a justification. U know why? U are simply a man. I know a lot of people on the thread may play "superhuman" trying to say forgive and forget. There are three basic facts I have gathered from cases of cheating in this short life. These facts were gathered from places where people display their reals selves (bars) and not places of deception ( u know where)

1. Few People (Mostly Women) Forgive but Never Forget
2. Most People (Mostly Men) Never Forgive & Forget
3. No One Combines Both - (Forgive & Forget ). Forgiving & Forgetting is Like Oil & Water. They Never Mix.

So my candid take is as follows:

1. If you fall into Group 1, please seek counsel from a Pastor of better still a Counseling Professional. Don't expect to get healed in a day. It will take time but I bet you will never forget.

2. If you fall into either Group 2, please seek a divorce as soon as possible or else the marriage will be a living hell for both of you. Don't deceive your self because the issue will feature in every sphere of argument till death do you part!

The Press Should Downplay the Activities of Boko Haram & They Will Die Naturally.

They are already losing steam due to internal friction stemming from disagreements around the sharing of loot, p0rn libraries and widowed concubines!

The image of that crying adult reminds me of the orchestrated images from North Korea!