₦airaland Forum

Origin:
When trouble sleep, yanga go wake am o.



Palaver e go find

Tra lalala Lala lalala.

stevoskyj:
If there is anything anyone can ever learn from a fool like you then i pity ur unborn children, they will wear their stupidity with pride like their moronic father.
BTW ur moniker says a lot about you, so RIP to you fool i dont have your time

stevoskyj:
Empty vessels truly make the most noise, PLEASE keep ur myopic thoughts to ursef

Awoofawo:
Ha Mr Palaver you dey nairaland?! LoL Nairaland with funny moniker!!!

Awoofawo:
What is the problem with folks self........what is crime three grow up adults having three-son here now.....people will just not mind their business!



Everyone to their own judgment day palaver....................no one gonna stand trial for you!

Adeola012:
E no reach this level na.

bcashy:
Pls how do I get to ebute meta for the interview from Ikeja?

Adeola012:
Please anyone who applied for pupil public relations officer been called?

hephzibah311:
congrats to all those who have received message for Lagos interview. Please, did anyone receive phone call. I was called and told to be around for the interview but no message to back it up.

Emmykings24th:
..... Sorry about the stress dear brother man and I wish you success. Meanwhile, I would appreciate that you explain what you mean about "filling of state of origin". Is it that you guys were given a bio data like form to fill before the commencement of the program or what? Thanks and gracias

hephzibah311:
congrats to all those who have received message for Lagos interview. Please, did anyone receive phone call. I was called and told to be around for the interview but no message to back it up.

stevoskyj:
So i should kneel down and beg now?? Geraut!!

Michael6292:
Pls, I need to make request for late arrival from my school. insufficient funds delayed my timely arrival. I will like suggestions on more convincing reasons for late arrivals other than money palaver. I hope to go for my Visa interview (priority) next Tuesday at Abuja Center, how soon can the application be granted

Xyzee:
Oga,we produced one at 25 in Unilag. PhD Maths

olaitan411:
When trouble sleep yanga go wake am, Wetin he dey fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnndddddddddd ? Palaver e get

ishowdotgmail:
God don answer hin call.. hold unto her very well my brother

Tell her, you are tired of this country and you need to relocate cos even your president does not resides in his country. God might use her for u to travel out

MAYOWAAK:
****COPIED

An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
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Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

Finstar:
I'm living this discombobulated nation next week.. Who's coming with me?

Julivas:
Phcn palaver everywhere.
Sisisioge, you have said the right thing.
Write them to stop billing the apartment, tell them you don't need their light for now.
Then, negotiate with caretaker or landlord that you will like to use your rental fee to request for prepaid metre.
You can now apply for it.
Note, when applying for the prepaid metre, make sure you get to know one of the local electricians in your area, preferably their chairman because these local electricians work together with Phcn Staff .
If you can do this , within two months your prepaid metre will be fixed.
That's how they use to bring outrageous bill to me untill I get prepaid metre. Now I use #2000 worth of credit units for two months.

stevoskyj:
So what kind of questions were asked during the interview

Emmykings24th:
..... Sorry about the stress dear brother man and I wish you success. Meanwhile, I would appreciate that you explain what you mean about "filling of state of origin". Is it that you guys were given a bio data like form to fill before the commencement of the program or what? Thanks and gracias

delectablegyal:
what fvckery?. somebody actually bears palaver?. pardon me.

delectablegyal:
a story i heard. it wasn't me, it wasn't my friend, i heard it. if you like take it as my story, that's your palaver.


now to the story. a lecturer approached a lady for her to have a high score in his course. the lecturer offered her sex. she seeked advice from her friends and some of them said, she should give in. they said if she is still a virgin, she should not accept but if she has slept with at least two to three guys, she should give in. at least the guy that deflowered her did not give her anything in return. this is a golden opportunity, she should not miss it. what do you advise?

Harribatia2s:
I reached zaria dis evening. Yet to kno the location of the nrc office tho

Harribatia2s:
I got a message to come to zaria on 28, i wrote the test in abuja. Did someone got it too

phatasschick:

Ohara12:
If ur oral interview is at Zaria on 28-09-2017, drop ur phone digits let's link up.
Mine is 09027715052, pls.