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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Sales Recruitment At Sterling Bank (who Got This) by palladin: 4:20am On Mar 02, 2016
Congrats to all who got the message.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Recruitment At TOTAL Nigeria by palladin: 4:06am On Mar 02, 2016
Thanks @op.

Well check it.


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Politics / Re: Unconfirmed: Soldiers On Rampage In Ogoni After Militants Killed Some Soldiers by palladin: 9:22pm On Feb 23, 2016
alayim:
Hope MR nairaland(the owner of nairaland) can now confirm my report off yesterday! I was the first to post on this matter and called on the humanrights comission to swing into action but some yoruber idiots here adviced him to close my trend which he wrongfully did! Can anything good come out of yoruber people?


O se wa go bayi?
Business / Re: 3 Major Shipping Lines Quit Nigeria As Freight Rates & Trade Volume Crashes by palladin: 7:03am On Feb 23, 2016
Sibrah:
That's becos lazy Nigerians aren't producing enough export to keep them busy. What we like is that the FG subsidizes Dollar for us to go buy cheap Dubai and China made articles thereby help keeping their own economy afloat. Oil price has dwindled and it is time for those chest beating citizens to start exporting their products if any exist. We could av been exporting refine crude but PDP refused building refineries when there was money. They preferred to increase unproductive workers pay and steal us dry. Jonathan, the ineffe, finish the economy indeed.



Say it again bro.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Testimony At Last by palladin: 10:47pm On Feb 22, 2016
Congrats @op

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Include Every Job I Hold On My CV? by palladin: 9:39am On Feb 22, 2016
Observibg

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Romance / Re: See The Romantic Animal We Just Killed Now by palladin: 7:32am On Feb 22, 2016
You keep killing our fauna. Couldn't you just leave it alone.


For your info there are so many of them where i stay, but so long as they run away whenever they sight humans, we are okay with them.
Nairaland / General / Re: #NaijaPolice: Tweeters Come For The Nigerian Police In Funny Tweets by palladin: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2016
Man goes to report the case of his stolen vehicle and he was told to buy 500# recharge card so that they can inform the police in the field.


Police confiscates two rams fighting on the ground that they are constituting public nuisance.


Corporal arrests driver for traffic offenses and the DPO takes over. Dpo asks driver to pay 5k. Corporal sneaks behind and lobbies with the driver to pay 4k instead. Corporal then pleads on behalf of the driver with the dpo that the driver can only afford 2k. Meanwhile he had pocketed the remaining 2k. Cirporal duping dpo.


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Celebrities / Re: Hottest Maths Teacher That Distracts Girls Attention In Class Is Here Again! by palladin: 5:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
Why keep 6 packs when you can keep just 2 SUPER PACKS OR one JUMBO PACK.

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Business / Re: Zenith Bank Charged Me This For A 5Dollar Transaction *pix Attached**** by palladin: 5:38pm On Feb 21, 2016
obailala:

Who dey deplete our reserves?... it is you and I who prefer to buy 'made in UK' handkerchief with $5 instead of the one made in Aba for N50.

The nation is presently suffering from what is termed a 'negative balance of trade'. Before now, let's assume the total amount of forex leaving Nigeria per month was $10billion (this amount includes money spent importing fuel, food, clothes, foreign school and medical fees, you $5 handkerchief etc), this forex outflow of $10bn is balanced by a forex inflow of $10bn or more mainly from oil sales. Today the proceeds from oil sales has fallen by 70%, but our taste for foreign goods has obviously not changed. So today we are getting inflow of only $3bn but still spending $10bn. This is the negative balance of trade which is reducing the reserves.

To manage this crisis and prevent reserves from reaching zero, cbn has totally stopped releasing forex to banks and BDCs which help people like yourself who want to buy a mere handkerchief; except you can prove that you want to purchase an essential commodity like import fuel or rice etc, the cbn will not release its scarce forex to you. So the forex which your bank sold to you for N350 was not gotten from cbn, it was from the blackmarket. The blackmarket guys get their forex from diverse sources (including raw cash from people who return from diaspora). The scarcity of forex in the open market is the reason why it sells for up to N350 or N400.

Cc: olamonsor2




This is the first time I'm understanding this negative balance of trade stuff.


Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: President Buhari Bows To Pressure, Relaunch Jonathan’s Youwin Programme by palladin: 7:26pm On Feb 20, 2016
I'll wait for confirmation
Politics / Re: Only Igbos Can Save Nigeria From This Economic Woe. by palladin: 8:47am On Feb 17, 2016
Op have you ever checked the gdp of each states in the country.

After you have checked, come back and edit your post.
Check here www.nairaland.com/2410237/richest-nigerian-states-ranked-gdp

Rank State PPP GDP (2010;in millions of USD) 1 Lagos State US$91,000 2 Rivers State US$21,073 3 Delta State US$16,749 4 Oyo State US$16,121 5 Imo State US$14,212 6 Kano State US$12,393 7 Edo State US$11,888 8 Akwa Ibom State US$11,179 9 Ogun State US$10,470 10 Kaduna State US$10,334 11 Cross River State US$9,292 12 Abia State US$8,687 13 Ondo State US$8,414 14 Osun State US$7,280 15 Benue State US$6,864 16 Anambra State US$6,764 17 Katsina State US$6,022 18 Niger State US$6,002 19 Borno State US$5,175 20 Plateau State US$5,154 21 Sokoto State US$4,818 22 Bauchi State US$4,713 23 Kogi State US$4,642 24 Adamawa State US$4,582 25 Enugu State US$4,396 26 Bayelsa State US$4,337 27 Zamfara State US$4,123 28 Kwara State US$3,841 29 Taraba State US$3,397 30 Kebbi State US$3,290 31 Nassarawa State US$3,022 32 Jigawa State US$2,988 33 Ekiti State US$2,848 34 Ebonyi State US$2,732 35 Gombe State US$2,501 36 Yobe State . US$2,011 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ List_of_Nigerian_states_by_GDP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Interviewed The HR Executive Of A Global Multinational - Here's What She Said! by palladin: 6:48pm On Feb 15, 2016
nenergy:


I finally wrote the piece. See this:
http://www.thejobseekerscreed.com/2016/02/myjob-mobile-app-job-seekers-app.html


Wow. I'm impressed and grateful. It's good. Thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Interviewed The HR Executive Of A Global Multinational - Here's What She Said! by palladin: 2:52pm On Feb 15, 2016
The interview is quite illuminating. she seemed to emphasized on skills.

But @op you tall oh. smiley



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Politics / Re: How Osinbajo Ruled Nigeria In The Absence Of Buhari by palladin: 12:36pm On Feb 15, 2016
Dudeweedlmao:


Why cant you guys fight corruption while simultaneously trying to balance the economy?
What would you do if after fighting "corruption" and then you look up and realize that there is no Nigeria to govern.


If you have a keg that is leaking heavily, which would you do first

1. Buy petrol in it then struggle to patch the bucket afterwards

2. Simultaneously buy petrol in it and patch the bucket.

3. Patch the bucket then buy petrol in it afterwards.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC 2016 Recruitment Out! by palladin: 10:50pm On Feb 14, 2016
Nice one op


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Politics / Re: #$2.1bnArmsDeal: Ex-Airforce Chief Returns N66Million by palladin: 1:51pm On Feb 14, 2016
kITATITA:

If the government failed you (not the masses), it is possible that you never had any prospect for success before. With your mentality, it is safe to say that your situation is irreversible and that you are destined for existential life bereft of definition or future.


What are you all looking at. GIVE THIS GUY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR A PERFECT ANSWER


MY GUY TUALE.

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Politics / Re: Possible Locations Of Chibok Girls Identified - Nigeria Air Force by palladin: 9:11am On Feb 13, 2016
God help those girls (women). Their lives would have been completely changed.
Politics / Re: #PDPHouseOfHunger Threaten To Kill Omojuwa Over Leaks( See Screenshots) by palladin: 5:33pm On Feb 12, 2016
Bursted

Oka ti fo.
Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Walks Free, As EFCC Apologizes To Judge And Blames Media (pic) by palladin: 5:28pm On Feb 12, 2016
Crap


Searching for the part where Olisa walks free.

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