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RomanceRe: I Get Erection Everytime We Converse. by Pancakeey(f): 8:32pm On Oct 13, 2020
Abouwaza:
Death to simp
This said girl might be having sex while calling you and maybe you got aroused only by hearing her moan silently
Guy man up and erect inside her for real and stop disturbing us here
You sef read what you typed. Does it make sense??
Does it?
RomanceRe: I Get Erection Everytime We Converse. by Pancakeey(f): 8:30pm On Oct 13, 2020
LIVINGICON:
It is very likely you won't last long in bed. You can't control your erections. I dey sure say if you just see her naked, na to pour d akamu instantly. Work on your mind, it is too soft.
Oshey mr hard mind
RomanceRe: I Get Erection Everytime We Converse. by Pancakeey(f): 8:29pm On Oct 13, 2020
markbor:
Pls you have to do something to your negative mind set
How’s his mindset negative?? You go just carry phone tupey waaaaaa
RomanceRe: I Get Erection Everytime We Converse. by Pancakeey(f): 8:29pm On Oct 13, 2020
It’s perfectly normal. It just means you’re really attracted to her. It’s only normal your body reacts.

You’re fine.
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Have Sex With A Stranger. Please Advise. by Pancakeey(f): 8:27pm On Oct 13, 2020
So you plan on staying divorced? If yes then have sex.

Lol it’s only in Nigeria we try to attach so much meaning to useless things.
Have sex with whoever you want to. You won’t die. It’s not like you’re cheating or something.

I don’t know why you’re divorced but if it’s for a terrible reason then don’t go back begging because of “sex”
RomanceRe: Please Guys I Need Your Advice by Pancakeey(f): 8:23pm On Oct 13, 2020
You should improve your English.

Maybe your blunders are killing her.
RomanceRe: I by Pancakeey(f): 8:22pm On Oct 13, 2020
2k pere ;.
Dfkm.
RomanceRe: Is Bleaching For The Uncivilized? by Pancakeey(f): 8:38am On Oct 12, 2020
ZIINI:
And whereas if we search your room now
We gon see perfect white,clinic Care, ozone layer and other different types of bleaching agent
Why not come and search it??
RomanceRe: Help! I Don't Want To Be A Simp by Pancakeey(f): 8:15pm On Oct 11, 2020
You deserve to be a simp. Because this silly question you just asked is the first step to becoming a simp.
RomanceRe: Pregnant Girlfriend Cheated On Me The Same Period She Claimed I Got Her Pregnant by Pancakeey(f): 8:07pm On Oct 11, 2020
Aaaaw just reading your story and replies you sound so educated and this girl just comes off as an illiterate.

You really didn’t deserve all that she did. And honestly you don’t have to keep up with her lies anymore.

I understand you want to be there for the baby. But make sure it’s yours first. And it’s so sad the girl isn’t even feeling remorseful or whatever.

The thing is you’ve been using your heart a lot when it comes to this girl. Now is the time to use your head.

Let me tell you if you think she would change if you forgive her or take her back. Then you’re just deceiving yourself.

People don’t change. Only their tactics do change.

Sorry. Don’t worry, in the end everything would be fine. And if it’s not fine. Then it’s not the end yet.

Stay safe.
RomanceRe: Is Bleaching For The Uncivilized? by Pancakeey(f): 7:52pm On Oct 11, 2020
Yes bleaching is for unrefined, illiterates, poor and unexposed people.

If you’re thinking of bleaching please dead that idea.

So disgusting
RomanceRe: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by Pancakeey(f): 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2020
BBBmall25:
Did U Find Out His Reasons For Cheating? Or U're Just Here Blowing Hot Air For Nothing Out Of "my Sister Sentiment?"
So you’re trying to justify cheating abi?
RomanceRe: Help, How Do I End This Relationship ? by Pancakeey(f): 7:45pm On Oct 11, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
please read before u run your mouth,the man has never been voilent with her. It's all in her head..I have seen men form they are good in bed only to realize they can't satisfy their women..he is not voilent..stop.concluding on just one side
I said he’s violent. What’s so difficult to see?
The guy is threatening her and you’re here saying I should not side one story.

In every situation I’ll always side with the oppressed. Plus she brought her problem to us. So yes, I’ll side with her.

This man is violent.
RomanceRe: Help, How Do I End This Relationship ? by Pancakeey(f): 7:43pm On Oct 11, 2020
PinkPill:
#Admin please hide my identity.


My name is Rose (not real name). I am 22(f), from Igbo and a university undergraduate.


My family recently moved to Port Harcourt. That same month, a guy asked me out. (He's 27) We got along really well and I fell in love with him. We would call often and chat late into the night. I have never visited him, we only hang out in public. He said he's from Rivers State (he was lying), I later found out he's from a state in the Middle Belt region. He apologized


I noticed he is obsessed about me and always wants to know where I am or who I'm with. When I discovered that he's from the North, I completely lost my trust in him and he apologized.


I know that we would not end up together because my parents will never agree, so I started withdrawing and ghosting him.


Yesterday, he called and told me not to leave him that he can't bear it, and I'm the best thing that has ever happened to him. And he would marry me etc.


I told him I wasn't planning on leaving him that I was just busy. He said "Better, because if I leave him, he would come to my house and create a scene. And any day he calls and I don't pick, he will come to my mother to ask for his wife. He said I shouldn't do anything silly that would make him do that.

I was scared because from the way he sounds, he wasn't bluffing. He sounded so violent. I never noticed such character in him.


He called me today to apologise. Saying he loves me and I should never leave him. And he would do anything to make me happy.


Please advise me. How do I end this toxic relationship. Please Ignore my typo. I'm getting depressed


Modified:

Someone asked me for advice. I am the admin of a Facebook relationship group. Your suggestions is what I will give to her.

Arewaoduduwabia
Pancakeey
Oh okay. I thought you were the owner of the story. I didn’t know you were helping someone.
RomanceRe: Help, How Do I End This Relationship ? by Pancakeey(f): 7:36pm On Oct 11, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:
Don't leave him, work out your differences and u guys will be fine
Na your type dey lead person to their death. Someone is violent you’re advising her not to leave him.

What makes you think she can change him or it can work out?

If it’s you will you stay?
RomanceRe: Help, How Do I End This Relationship ? by Pancakeey(f): 7:32pm On Oct 11, 2020
Alright you first said he was from the middle belt then you later said he was from the north.

I didn’t get that part. But this is a red flag and a big NO.

Your boyfriend is abusive and he’s emotionally manipulating you. Lol, I won’t say I’ve been there before but I understand.
Manipulative people do something wrong and they come back apologizing saying you caused it and all that if you didn’t do anything they wouldn’t have reacted. BIG LIE.

Leave him! He’s abusive. Don’t wait till he gets physically violent.

Run!
RomanceRe: Help, How Do I End This Relationship ? by Pancakeey(f): 7:29pm On Oct 11, 2020
ArewaOduduwaBia:
What do u mean by 'admin hide my identity'? Does anyone here knows u? To the main issue, anybody that could lie about his identity can as well do the unimaginable.
Exactly my thoughts too. Like who sabi anybody for NL
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco Scholarship Past Questions by Pancakeey(op): 7:27pm On Oct 11, 2020
cutefy:
I can write your rest for just a token.
I have the past years questions too but it's not advisable to share it.
How would you write my test for me when I a web cam is required??
LiteratureTaming His Desires 7 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2020
ADEMIDUN’S POV

It was mid August and all the shops seemed to be in full swing and none needed any more employees. I strutted down the busy pavement looking out for shops that were hiring. Why was it so hard to get a job? I had begun to lose all hopes when I raised my head and saw a “waitress/waiter needed” sign. It was a local bakery shop. I pushed through the transparent glass door and the bell jingled alerting everyone that someone came in. I approached a tall lanky man at the front desk who appeared to be engrossed with the desktop screen at his front. His name tag read Bayo. On feeling my presence, he raised his head and flashed his teeth.

“Hello! Welcome to Yummies bakeshop. Where we satisfy your every…desires…uhm cravings. Yes cravings.” He ran his hands over his head shifting his gaze to the flyers on the desk then back to me. “So what is your order ma’am?” He added. I placed my palm over my mouth, trying to stifle the laughter that bubbled up in me.

“Oh no, I’m here to apply as a waitress for the bakeshop. I noticed the vacancy sign outside and I decided to apply.” He clasped his palms together and looked over my shoulders to the sign outside.

“Actually, I forgot to bring that sign down. The thing is we’ve gotten a certain number of people to work for us and we do not want an overcrowded working space for our employees and customers.” My stomach twisted and I leaned forward over the front desk and placed my head in my hands. The pays I got from my weekend jobs were really small and the bills kept piling. My hands began to tremble and I immediately shook them in my pocket.

“Are you okay?” He casted a worried glance towards me before his eyes fell back on the desktop. I gave him an affirmative nod then his voice boomed again, this time lighter. “Today must be your lucky day, looks like we have a slot left” He beamed and pulled out a form from under the desk. I felt a surge of happiness course through me. I couldn’t think of a time I’ve been happier. He noticed my current mood and chuckled.

“Here fill this.” I took the form from his grip and lowered myself into the chair by the front desk. I looked up taking in the sight of the bake shop. I had been so focused on getting the job earlier; the environment didn’t matter to me. The bake shop was just a small house of everything sweet, chairs, tables, coffee makers, glazed donuts and cakes in the display glass at the front counter. The place was near empty…for a time like this. At the corner of the room, a menu list was plastered on the wall. There must have been a fortune cookie stand at the front door which was now left standing alone. The scents of baking biscuits and cakes filled the place. I pushed to my feet and placed the form on the desk. Bayo, ran his eyes over it and walked towards the back gesturing me to follow him. We walked towards a room in the back which looked like a store room.

“As you must have noticed the place is quite empty for now. Most people come here during the evenings so you can start today and return in the evening if that’s fine with you?” He left the question hanging waiting for a reply.

“Of course it is” He moved towards a locker in the room and stretched out the keys to me.

“Your apron and everything you might need is here. If you have any questions feel free to approach the front desk.” Bayo’s glowing face made me smile. Opening the locker, I cleared it out and left.




“Hmmm…don’t tell me! I know” Demilade placed her finger over my lips. “Today was good right? I mean it wasn’t a dead end right?” I smiled and screamed.

“Yes! I got a job.” Happiness glowed inside her; she leapt to her feet pulling me into an embrace. I could see her spirits flying high.

“I’m so glad. We should celebrate this. Friday night, club night, drinks on me. Yes!” I narrowed my eyes at her words.

“Can’t we do something else instead?” I pouted.
“You need to let lose. Don’t be such a bore.” She stuck out her tongue and picked up the TV remote. “We should binge on some Netflix movies for now, before you start working officially, like officially.” She bumped shoulders with me and turned her attention to the TV.

“Demidun, have you heard from the handsome alpha who covered your medication bills?”

“No why?” almost tipping over the couch, she faced me with a faint scowl tingeing at her lips.

“It’s not every day you find someone like that you know, the least you could have done was give him a proper thank you.”

“How would I have done that when I don’t know his workplace or who he is?” she nodded and placed her finger over her chin. Lifting my brow, I returned my gaze to the TV. Demilade didn’t forget things easily. For a moment, I wished I had not told her about it. She was one who lived everyday like it was her last. Not to mention, the numerous guys she has being with but couldn’t seem the settle down with anyone. She was really excited for me.

“True, but you mentioned you met him at the Williams party. If this isn’t fate.” She said dreamily— I rolled my eyes and made for my room.

For full story check
https://thebookishyinka./2020/10/08/taming-his-desires-7/

LiteratureTaming His Desire 6 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 3:37pm On Oct 11, 2020
ADEMIDUN’S POV

It was mid August and all the shops seemed to be in full swing and none needed any more employees. I strutted down the busy pavement looking out for shops that were hiring. Why was it so hard to get a job? I had begun to lose all hopes when I raised my head and saw a “waitress/waiter needed” sign. It was a local bakery shop. I pushed through the transparent glass door and the bell jingled alerting everyone that someone came in. I approached a tall lanky man at the front desk who appeared to be engrossed with the desktop screen at his front. His name tag read Bayo. On feeling my presence, he raised his head and flashed his teeth.
“Hello! Welcome to Yummies bakeshop. Where we satisfy your every…desires…uhm cravings. Yes cravings.” He ran his hands over his head shifting his gaze to the flyers on the desk then back to me. “So what is your order ma’am?” He added. I placed my palm over my mouth, trying to stifle the laughter that bubbled up in me.

“Oh no, I’m here to apply as a waitress for the bakeshop. I noticed the vacancy sign outside and I decided to apply.” He clasped his palms together and looked over my shoulders to the sign outside.

“Actually, I forgot to bring that sign down. The thing is we’ve gotten a certain number of people to work for us and we do not want an overcrowded working space for our employees and customers.”
My stomach twisted and I leaned forward over the front desk and placed my head in my hands. The pays I got from my weekend jobs were really small and the bills kept piling. My hands began to tremble and I immediately shook them in my pocket.

“Are you okay?” He casted a worried glance towards me before his eyes fell back on the desktop. I gave him an affirmative nod then his voice boomed again, this time lighter.
”Today must be your lucky day, looks like we have a slot left” He beamed and pulled out a form from under the desk. I felt a surge of happiness course through me. I couldn’t think of a time I’ve been happier. He noticed my current mood and chuckled.

“Here fill this.” I took the form from his grip and lowered myself into the chair by the front desk. I looked up taking in the sight of the bake shop. I had been so focused on getting the job earlier; the environment didn’t matter to me. The bake shop was just a small house of everything sweet, chairs, tables, coffee makers, glazed donuts and cakes in the display glass at the front counter. The place was near empty…for a time like this. At the corner of the room, a menu list was plastered on the wall. There must have been a fortune cookie stand at the front door which was now left standing alone. The scents of baking biscuits and cakes filled the place. I pushed to my feet and placed the form on the desk. Bayo, ran his eyes over it and walked towards the back gesturing me to follow him. We walked towards a room in the back which looked like a store room.

“As you must have noticed the place is quite empty for now. Most people come here during the evenings so you can start today and return in the evening if that’s fine with you?” He left the question hanging waiting for a reply.

“Of course it is” He moved towards a locker in the room and stretched out the keys to me.

“Your apron and everything you might need is here. If you have any questions feel free to approach the front desk.” Bayo’s glowing face made me smile. Opening the locker, I cleared it out and left.




“Hmmm…don’t tell me! I know” Demilade placed her finger over my lips. “Today was good right? I mean it wasn’t a dead end right?” I smiled and screamed.

”Yes! I got a job.” Happiness glowed inside her; she leapt to her feet pulling me into an embrace. I could see her spirits flying high.

“I’m so glad. We should celebrate this. Friday night, club night, drinks on me. Yes!” I narrowed my eyes at her words.

“Can’t we do something else instead?” I pouted.

“You need to let lose. Don’t be such a bore.” She stuck out her tongue and picked up the TV remote.

“We should binge on some Netflix movies for now, before you start working officially, like officially.” She bumped shoulders with me and turned her attention to the TV.

“Demidun, have you heard from the handsome alpha that covered your medication bills?”

“No why?” almost tipping over the couch, she faced me with a faint scowl tingeing at her lips.

“It’s not every day you find someone like that you know, the least you could have done was give him a proper thank you.”

“How would I have done that when I don’t know his workplace or who he is?” she nodded and placed her finger over her chin. Lifting my brow, I returned my gaze to the TV. Demilade didn’t forget things easily. For a moment, I wished I had not told her about it. She was one who lived everyday like it was her last. Not to mention, the numerous guys she has being with but couldn’t seem the settle down with anyone. She was really excited for me.

“True, but you mentioned you met him at the Williams party. If this isn’t fate.” She said dreamily— I rolled my eyes and made for my room.


For full story check https://thebookishyinka./2020/10/05/taming-his-desires-
RomanceRe: How To Get Rid Of This Boy In My Head. Please help! by Pancakeey(f): 7:50pm On Oct 10, 2020
You need Jesus.
RomanceRe: I Miss Him by Pancakeey(f): 7:48pm On Oct 10, 2020
You don’t get over someone. You just move on or live with it.

You broke up for a reason so stick to your choice or stand by it rather. Anyone you choose to do.
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 5:28pm On Oct 10, 2020
LarryIgbo:
At the bottom of the “shortlisting email notification", it was Dragnet Solutions that was written there. So I think you'd only need the Dragnet pq and there's no need for the GMAT pq... There's no harm in trying to practice them tho... For those looking for the dragnet pq �

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.academia.edu/39054597/DRAGNET_Aptitude_Test_Past_Questions_and_Answers_Preparation_pack_Entry_Level_Recruitment&ved=2ahUKEwjKgLvIt6rsAhVsDWMBHbQOBywQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw3u1fncAVOpWy8ARV2lUeBh

The website is difficult to navigate sha... Just be patient. The pdf is about 7mb.... 820pages
Alright thanks so much
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2020
BrainRider:
Please do you have the past questions already?
I was shortlisted too
No I don’t. But I heard there’s no current affairs in it. I don’t even know
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 3:14pm On Oct 10, 2020
dingbang:
when you finally see, please let me know
Sure, I’ll
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 3:13pm On Oct 10, 2020
BrainRider:
I will keep searching, will notify you if I got any.
Please notify me if you do too.
Sure I presently have the one for seplat. If you want that I can send you the link.
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 3:12pm On Oct 10, 2020
Thecreatorx:
Hey, check the first page there's a pastquestion drive for tech Students, idk of law Sha.

Also; the past question is for seplat, not sure Snepco has pq cuz it's cbt and limited time.
But you can use it to study, or check Google for
Dragnet scholarship pq
Gmat pq etc
Thank you so muchhhh
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 2:30pm On Oct 10, 2020
Thecreatorx:
Snepco will shortlist this month, information from Reliable source!
ivumar:
saheedniyi22
Grateful0
ahumanbeing
MrJavaS:
Amiru2018

Picture deleted xxxxxxx
Thecreatorx

Heyyy. Do you know where I can get SNEPco past question?
RomanceRe: I by Pancakeey(f): 2:15pm On Oct 10, 2020
MrCork:
...sweery dont mind the 12year old boy mennnn... u can sit on my face anyday. I love fat babes like u(true story) cheesy
Come how old are you?
RomanceRe: I by Pancakeey(f): 2:11pm On Oct 10, 2020
Always the ugly ones who say nonsense
EducationNnpc/snepco Scholarship Past Questions by Pancakeey(op): 2:09pm On Oct 10, 2020
I need past questions for NNPC/ SNEPco if you know where I can get any for FREE.

Please refer me thanks
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Pancakeey(f): 2:05pm On Oct 10, 2020
Thank you so much. I just got shortlisted fir NNPC and I was in need of their past question when I saw this.

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