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dingbang:
doing fine. I love your stories. Keep it up.

Asadujames202:
She should fight back


Are both genders no longer equal?

Brainiac12:
Mine was my former account I was banned because I cursed someone who insulted me!!! Who does that I called the attention of the mods but no reply immediately I retaliated ! Gbam!!! Dem don ban me for 7 years just for "God punish you and buhari" c
This guy was insulting me because of buhari!!!
Account of 6 years!! (2013-2019) that's why I created this one last year!! I've been banned here too for 9 days because I asked someone posting telegram link to "get the f.uck off"
WHEN THAT BAN EXPIRES I'M COMING FOR THE MODS HEADS!!!
drop yours!!!

baralatie:
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ha!

This is not about employment!it is priority.
Imagine if the op! Bought a brand new 2020 amg benz suv.hewill now leave the car in the garage and say that the car is too flashy before nko! Eve if it is sat and Sunday.

Same thing with a wife .the wife is the one chasing him in the house o.hmm!
Now that her network is available.he better crash her network because if she starts says network busy or network not reachable call later.
Only him go begin go church dey beg God o!

Asadujames202:
Where's gender equality

ReluctantAdult:
Back then in school, during night class. We were just alone in that particular class and she was h0rny as fvck. Started making out and then turned off our reading lamps and the rest is history.

At a dark corner at an outdoor bar during a night out. We were so naughty and h0rny. Just started making out, couldn't control it especially because we were kinda tipsy. The rest is history.

There are two more I wouldn't like to share though. Spontaneous and adventurous romps are my best so far.

paulolee:
inside school bk in sec skul in lag...d crowd was much and the further maths teacher was boring... I played porn from my java fone bk then and we watched together with earpiece in our ears....don't kno when she carried my left middle finger and inserted into her already wet n kinda big nunu..
I did fingerings tinz only and she promised to follow me home for d real deal BT I ran for my life bcox of the "after effect of all my left hand, DT fishy smell was too irritating and I stayed away from sex for 1 year...

Curious345:
The babe is busty , bumpy and butty.
Just noticed she has been staring at me .
She was tripping for a while .
Although I had her in my sights ,but I am already in a relationship. Women are a burden , starting something new (relationship) is time consuming,energy sapping and financially dangerous .

So I kept to myself and wouldn't wanna notice her despite her attractiveness.

Then boom.

She walked upto me two days ago in a public function.
She timed me . How did she know I had sex 5weeks ago.how did she know ?

How did she know I have been consoling myself with porn and masturbation.

How did she know i needed a hot Bleep ,but wouldn't wanna play on my woman?

What to Do?

She approached me in that parri , baring cleavage, tight jeans, nice perfume , moderate make up, succulent lip stick, etc.
So calm was her voice that my d*ck answered her on my behalf by erecting immediately.

Then what came to my mind was; you where my house key was, and then if my bed was dressed and if I had enough condoms and if the burantachi is still remaining .


She came skewed for sex, I was tilted towards that too.

Then after one or two discussion we headed to my house ( notice ; she no be olosho ooo).

I had plans to start fucking from the palour to the room and bathroom and maybe kitchen.


While I left her in the palour ,I went to my room to get sex-ready.

I got the condoms lined up, drank 2 shots of monketail and gulped 3 shots of my herbal sex enhancement regimen , and then I got the lubricant Incase she was not wet as quick as possible .

Then I came out confidently to the sitting room for the round one.

NO KISSING PLZ.

WENT STARIGHT FOR THE MASSIVE BOOBS , EXPOSED IT IN ITS GLORY.
THEN TICKLED THE NIPPLES TERRIFYINGLY .
AFTER THEN I WENT FOR THE JEANS , IT WAS ELASTIC SO THE URGENCY DIDN'T TEAR IT .
THE JEANS CAME OFF.
A TIGHT WAS REVEALED.
I WENT FOR THAT TOO.
IT WENT OFF.



AND THEN THE WORST HAPPENED .................

faithful2911:
Why should the moderators push this trash to front-page?
If this should get to front page I won't visit nairaland again

Tunadexy:
We just started being together not quite long ago. About 6 months ago. Initially, when we started, she would sometimes be moody. So I asked her one day why she was moody and she told me about a guy in her school she loves very well but it seems the guy doesn't love her. She was the one forcing herself on the guy. And the guy is one gentle guy. She would almost cry then but I'll console her not to and we got along. I was initially thinking I should step back because that guy could be a budding threat. As we continued, we got more intimate that we started making out. And we both enjoyed it. So recently, I stopped talking to her and she had more time to talk to that guy. After a while, we spoke and she was like since I didn't care about her, she wanted to be too. She was actually angry at me but I was thinking she already moved on without me until we made out again. But the other guy isn't that sexually oriented guy. He's cool. My concern now is if I should still go after her or just leave her because she might later follow the guy. Her birthday is coming soon and I want to surprise her but I'm skeptical about it. I don't want to be like a fool. But I seriously love her but I'm not sure if she loves me but I know she loves that guy. She also doesnt talk about the guy in my presence anymore ( maybe she doesn't want me to be jealous, I don't know). Moderator pls help move to front page. Thanks

baralatie:
you must knack your wife o!

you must give it to her in the morning,in the bathroom,as she is brushing her teeth

you must give it to her in the afternoon or you carry it over to night.on the bed,on the couch on the floor when she is receiving phone call.

mehn! as you meet on the steps you get it to her in the standing position

you must give her to the point she report to chief justice of the federation

Pweetiedude:
I just got married a few weeks ago. From my conviction, marriage hasn’t been what I pictured it to be. Though, it was a long distance relationship before we eventually got married. We’ve known each other for a long time because we both attended same high school but I was ahead of her with two classes. She left when she was in SS 1 while I graduated in the year 2009. Our path crossed around year 2012 and we kickstarted a relationship. The relationship was on and off because we broke up twice and later reconciled. It was actually my fault back then because I wasn’t fully committed to the relationship. Fast forward to the year 2018, we got serious with the relationship, though a distant one. It was actually due to my relocation from Lagos to my hometown for greener pastures. She graduated and completed her service in the year 2019. During the course of the completion of her service, she asked me if I’m willing to wife her or not. I was kinda scared that very moment, I had to divert the topic. I dialogued with my immediate elder sibling and he told me to take the bold step that every marriage comes with it own blessing. I spoke with her dad and mum, likewise she too. We eventually tied the knot few weeks ago. I later discovered our perspectives are totally different which is a turn off for me. I, personally relish my privacy so much which I’ve been deprived of, just to mention few. Even to the issue of lovemaking because I ain’t the type that’s into sex. We practiced no sex before marriage, which was due to the insistence of my wife that she’s a virgin and a celibate. My wife wants us to be having sex at every interval, which I didn’t succumbed. These above mentioned have been causing rift and issue in our young marriage. What are the steps I and my wife can take to enjoy and have a long lasting union?

Xoly:
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It has no paragraphs, deal with your writing first — before we can help you ...
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DenreleDave:
I am watching a Korean movie named "Miracle in cell no 7". Pls guys and ladies, go watch this movie... Plsss


How it relates to Nigeria police and law enforcement

This film is too interesting.. It is just like the situation of Nigeria police and the helpless citizens..

The police will arrest an innocent person without any evidence and force them to accept a crime they didn't commit most especially if the victim involved is a child of a very known person...

They wunt give the helpless the chance to defend themselves... Some who don't have relatives are still in prison yard now for a sin they didn't commit at all...


Guys go watch the movie. I wanna cry, tears almost dropped from my eyes

Miracle in Cell No 7

OBelz:
Rema - Hit songs
Fire Boy - Hit songs
Joe Boy - Hit songs
Omah Ley - Hit songs
Lil Frosh - Hit woman

Lil frosh
Record label: DMW
Hit songs: 0
Awards: 0
Stage performance: 0
Quotable lines: 0
Domestic Violence: Oporr Ye Ye
He just ended his career before it even started

sinkhole:
online classes na scam o!
Me wey dey my village where na ontop tree we dey get network, no television network self, na me you go dey do online class fo, abi?

Almunjid:
I've read some of ur old and new comments and there is no iota of sense in any of them. You're quick to insulting people. I don't blame u, it's because ur parents filled ur empty skull with a stale indomie, u think what u have up-stairs is a brain?. U are brainless, don't be deluded!.

Xsem:
The strike in the whole truth is just 2 months old , it started on March, we went on lockdown ending of march till September. In fact, the strike action is not even upto 2months old if you analyse critically.
So if ASUU don't make their demands through strike actions, which other viable way can you think of?
The govt here doesn't value education. Compare the case of NLC and ASUU. Immediately they coughed strike, see how frantic fg was to resolve the strike.

You people keep saying ASUU should find another alternative, which other alternative. Common protest to demand for better government by the citizens is met by the brutal force and resistance of the security personnel of the country.

GOTVee:
You are lucky I'm born again. If not i would have...... You

Almunjid:
Give me ur house address let me come and call ur father an old man. Lol
Wizkid was wrong for insulting the president. His music is the better way to express and pass his message without being disrespectful. But it lacks substance just like black face said. Aside "Ojuelegba" I don't know any other meaningful song he sang. Wizkid and Davido are nothing but glorified and overrated (Freestyling) noise makers favoured by the stars.

GOTVee:
Shut up