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RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Bleep My Ex But She Still Disturb Me ? by Pancakeey(f): 2:51pm On Oct 08, 2020
richeeyo:
It's a wired world
Have seen 16yrs old house help bleeping madam severally
When ever her husband leaves for work
Madam sells cosmetic
And leaves home by 9.30 after bleeping with the boy
She now knows I know
And I told her, she is very safe with me, which she is
She has been so generous
Your reply is smelling.

Trashy dustbin talk
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Bleep My Ex But She Still Disturb Me ? by Pancakeey(f): 2:50pm On Oct 08, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Don't waste the opportunity, just make sure you do it in a neutral place apart from your house cheesy
How old are you?
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Bleep My Ex But She Still Disturb Me ? by Pancakeey(f): 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2020
Turn your ex down. As you said you’re married.

In fact, this shouldn’t be a topic for debate. You shouldn’t m be seeking answers. Because deep down you know the right thing to do.

The only reason you’re here is because you want people to tell you what you already know.

Okay to cut the long chase, don’t cheat on your wife. Imagine if it was your wife that was in this same situation.

Don’t do it.
RomanceRe: I Don't Want To Bleep My Ex But She Still Disturb Me ? by Pancakeey(f): 2:46pm On Oct 08, 2020
Wtf is bleep? Is there something I’m missing here.

Why don’t you just say sex or sleep with. Lol bleep?
I’m sorry I didn’t read your story the bleep part put me off.

Now, lemme read your story
EducationRe: Help, Am Confused About This by Pancakeey(f): 2:44pm On Oct 08, 2020
abfelicity91:
have not applied yet. any option for me?
Most Federal universities do DE I can’t say fir satiate universities tho but Unilag’s DE is called diploma and it’s expensive
RomanceRe: To All Ye Misconstruing The Word "Alpha Male" by Pancakeey(f): 1:49pm On Oct 08, 2020
Cuntface:
After Naira Marley chickened out of his planned protest, it dawned on me that no yoruba man is alpha male
Marlians in the mud grin
LiteratureA Court Of Mist And Fury By Sarahj. Maas by Pancakeey(op): 1:45pm On Oct 08, 2020
Rating: 5/5
Genre: Fantasy fiction

Book Description

Feyre survived Amaranth’s clutches to return to the spring court—but at a steep cost. Though she now has the powers of the High Fae, her heart remains human and it can’t forget the terrible deeds she performed to save Tamlin’s people. Nor has Feyre forgotten her bargain with Rhysand, High lord of the feared Night Court. As Feyre navigates it’s dark web of politics, passion and dazzling power, a greater evil looms and she might be the key to stopping it. But only if she can harness her harrowing gifts, heal her fractured soul and decided how she wishes to shape her future—and the future of a world cleaved into two.


This book is a trilogy and yes, book #1 wasn’t that interesting but this, “A Court of Mist and Fury”� I’ve never read a series at a go, but I’m currently reading book #3. Book #1 and #2 doesn’t have an ending. In the last chapter of both books, there was a cliff hanger. And this just makes anyone reading it curious to pick up the next book.

Read full review and get the book here https://thebookishyinka./2020/10/08/a-court-of-most-and-fury-by-sarah-j-maas/

RomanceRe: Help!!!!! She's Not A Virgin ,but We Getting Married. by Pancakeey(f): 1:40pm On Oct 08, 2020
WORDWORLD:
Funny how virgins prefer men who are not virgins a.k.a BAD BOYS over men who are virgins a.k.a GOOD GUYS. WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE. That is the reality, you may argue if you like.
grin
I’m not arguing. I’m clearly stating a fact.

If you want to argue tho. You’re free to.
EducationRe: Help, Am Confused About This by Pancakeey(f): 1:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
What University?
EducationRe: Universities Strike: ASUU is a Fraud by Pancakeey(f): 1:39pm On Oct 08, 2020
Fine we can hold ASUU by all these but then. The FG are also at fault.

How do you expect ASUU to keep collecting the same salary they’ve been receiving since 2009??

The FG is also very greedy and that’s the more reason ASUU is adamant to call off the strike.

Both parties are to blame.
RomanceRe: Help!!!!! She's Not A Virgin ,but We Getting Married. by Pancakeey(f): 1:33pm On Oct 08, 2020
If virginity is a yard stick for marriage for you, then go find a virgin.

But Christianity or not I believe we’re now wiser and more experienced to do what we deem fit as right.

But one question, what would a virgin wife add to you? Exactly! Nothing.
You don’t want a puna that’s... I can’t remember how you described it.

But are you a virgin yourself?

You people make religion somehow these days
RomanceRe: Help!!!!! She's Not A Virgin ,but We Getting Married. by Pancakeey(f): 1:30pm On Oct 08, 2020
LikeAking:
End the weding Asap.

If she is not a virgin,dont marry her.
Are you even married to give such advice?
RomanceRe: Help!!!!! She's Not A Virgin ,but We Getting Married. by Pancakeey(f): 1:29pm On Oct 08, 2020
Curious345:
men do not qualify as virgins.
Virginiy is a benchmark set for only females
That’s what society has caused.
Virginity is a bench mark for everyone not just women.
Funny how a woman is expected to keep her virginity for marriage and a man isn’t
RomanceRe: Help!!!!! She's Not A Virgin ,but We Getting Married. by Pancakeey(f): 1:28pm On Oct 08, 2020
Curious345:
again it is written that "Men have no HYMEN"
So the presence of hymen determines virginity? Lol

Let’s just simply say a virgin is someone who hasn’t had sex and this applies for both male and females.
EducationRe: Student Replies ASUU On What He Has Learnt During The Long Holiday by Pancakeey(f): 4:01am On Oct 08, 2020
Replying audio ASUU ��.

ASUU that doesn't have a social media account.
LiteratureRe: Taming His Desires 4 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 1:07am On Oct 08, 2020
NO PART OF THIS BOOK OR WORK SHALL BE POSTED ELSEWHERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

ALL CHARACTERS AND PLACES ARE FICTIONAL.

FULL STORY IS PUBLISHED ON
https://thebookishyinka./


CREDIT: BOOKISH YINKA
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LiteratureTaming His Desires 4 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 1:04am On Oct 08, 2020
ADEMIDUN’S POV

“I never used to believe in soulmates but you made me believe in it”

Song- Damages by Tems

The small puddles of rain water, waiting to drain, rested between the uneven bricks of the pavement. The streetlights that weren’t burned out projected dim yellow lights onto the empty side walk and the storefronts bell swung in the breeze, alerting the store keeper of the nonexistent customers. I could hear the thumping of my heart. Cars sat empty on both side of the road, collecting the little drizzle of the rain. I doubled my steps and walked towards my front door. Crouching in front of the “welcome” door mat, I collected the house key. I let myself in and the sweet scent of eucalyptus and lavender filled me accompanied with the cool breeze that blew the curtains. The only source of light in the sitting room seeped through the window. Reaching for the table lamp, I stopped to pull off my pumps. I immediately welcomed the feeling of the soft rug beneath my feet. The photo frame of my mother faced down. I picked it up and turned it to face the condo. I ran my hands over it; this was the only memory I had of her. It was always facing the condo not down— the spicy aroma of egusi hit my nose. In the darkness, what had felt safe and cozy now felt frightening. I tiptoed towards the kitchen door which was now left slightly ajar and I caught a shadow move in the kitchen. A rush of adrenaline burst filled me, not waiting any second, I picked up the racket close to me and barged into the kitchen, aiming for the intruder’s head.

“Jeez! Demidun, what’s with you? if you are going to kill me. Just say so. Oh my! I can’t believe you almost took my pretty head off.” Demilade placed her hand over her chest and bent to pick the racket.

“What are you doing here?” I asked her.

“I live here too remember?”

“I mean. Why was the light turned off.”
I asked. She pushed past me and turned on the tap. Shooting me a quizzical look, she tipped her head to a side and placed two plates on the table. “Are you going to stand there forever?” I hopped on the kitchen stool and crossed my legs.

“So what happened to your party?” Demilade rummaged the fridge and passed me a bottle of water with a granola bar.”

“Oh that? I decided to hang out with you. You know how things can be. You get?” I nodded my head as I drank my water. The cold liquid ran down my throat, restoring me back to a calm composure.

“Uh…huh. You don’t say.” I was fidgeting with the zipper of my purse when Demilade placed her hands over mine. She took the purse from my hands and helped me with the zipper. The corners of her lips turned upwards and she held the purse to me.

“So when is your next appointment at the hospital?”

“Tuesday.” She closed in on the space between us and held me tight. I could see through her. Her eyes held a mixture of worry and assurance. “Don’t worry, you’ll get through this, I know you are a fighter and fighters don’t give up.”
After a long minute of silence, she backed away and sniffed out loudly. I sat there feeling numb all over with my tongue tied. I had no comforting words to say to her. Breaking the thick air Demilade smiled.

“You know what? Actually the party flopped big time. I was just too embarrassed to tell you. Like? That was my moment to get laid. Who hosts a party without booze?” I crossed my arms over my stomach laughing.

“For real?”

“No kidding.” She replied.

There was nothing more she loved than making me smile. It didn’t take too long before we both threw our heads back and erupted with laughter.



I WORE a long-sleeved body con blouse with a pencil skirt to the hospital on Tuesday, feeling the need to get it over with and leave I pushed the main door open. The acrid smell of alcohol and spirit that came with the place made my insides turn. At the reception, a fair lady stood behind the counter with the phone pressed to her right ear, she talked animatedly with the person on the other end, throwing her hands up in the air. What was this place? A phone booth. I held up my right hand in her face, giving her a stern look. Her eyes fell on me and she placed her hand over the phone’s speaker. Her conversation must be very interesting. I thought.

“Excuse me miss? What can I do for you?

“Yes, thank you. I’ve been standing here for over 5 minutes now and my appointment was for 10a.m, and it’s already twenty minutes past ten” I looked at my watch and stared back at her.

Holding up my appointment card, she replied “We’re really sorry about that. So which of the doctors did you schedule an appointment with?” I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. It was clearly stated on the card. As if she read my mind, she added.

“Oh doctor Wale. He’s in office 24” She plastered a smile on her face and returned the card to me.

“Thank you.” Straightening, I and walked towards the door that held the sign “Office 24”. I softly knocked and the deep voice behind the door ushered me to come in. He had on the thickest lens I’ve ever seen and his eyes were so small behind them. He drummed his fingers on his work table before retrieving the red pen he kept in his bushy hair. From the way he kept chewing his mouth I could tell he had a sweet or gum in his mouth.

“Hello, how are you doing?” he gestured for me to take a seat.

“I’m fine. Thank you” He read through my file, squinting his eyes.

“So Ademidun, have you been taking your meds? Because here it was stated that, you were due for a therapy last month but you didn’t take it.” His gaze made me shift uncomfortably in my chair.

“The therapy was optional besides my meds did most of it” He tapped his pen on his chin.

“Been having any symptoms lately?”

“Not really, they just come and go.”

“Tremors?”

“Yes.” He scribbled some prescriptions on the paper before him and stretched it to me.

“This should do, for now. But remember, you have to be consistent and try not to skip meals okay?”

“Yeah I know.”

“Okay Demidun, see you on your next appointment”

I stepped into the hallway filled with nurses wheeling and assisting patients.


For full story check https://thebookishyinka./
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EducationFG Tells ASUU To Consider Farming by Pancakeey(op): 12:11am On Oct 07, 2020
Me Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba, the minister of state for education has urged ASUU to leave the teaching profession and consider farming. Stressing that more farmers are needed in the country.

Also, in preparation for the reopening of schools, Nwajuiba said some of the modalities that have been put in place to stop the spread of COVID-19 will include afternoon classes in order to prevent overcrowding.

Click here to read more https://www.yomsdirect.com.ng/2020/10/06/fg-urges-ASUU-members-to-consider-farming-as-alternative-profession/

CelebritiesRe: Lil Frosh Beats His Girlfriend, Thacutegeminne, Her Face Swollen by Pancakeey(f): 6:57pm On Oct 06, 2020
ume1000:
what about the women who stab men

What about the ones who pours water on a motorcyclist, breaks the windscreen of a driver, tears his clothes

In 99% of domestic violence women are always the trigger as they they push you to your limits

She probably knows the guy has anger issues but would still trigger it all in the hope that he would act as a gentleman (a simp)

If your partner has anger issues leave it's not a do or die affair

If a woman instigates violence she should get violence in return

It's the law of the universe ,the law of nature "for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction "

If u think cos u gat a vagina every man is entitled to take your. ill manners as good attitude u better marry or date ur siblings
The thing is you're trying to justify domestic violence. And that's wrong.
Nothing justifies domestic violence.
I'm not saying femaes can do it and men can't
I'm saying no one should beat anyone.

I really hope you grow from this kind of thinking
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Banned? Drop Your Story Here! by Pancakeey(f): 6:55pm On Oct 06, 2020
Robert1da:
New account with 6 topics already. Record!
lol thanks grin
LiteratureTaming His Desires 3 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 6:51pm On Oct 06, 2020
ENITAN’S POV

“I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye
.”
Song – you by omah lay

My eyes followed Ademidun till she got lost in the sea of people. I tried to drown Kenny’s voice with the blaring music from the speakers but she kept rambling on.

“Enitan, aren’t you excited to see me?” Kenny leapt with her feet barely touching the floor. I massaged the nape of my neck; I couldn’t understand why she had to show up now. I had met Kenny during my final year in UNILAG. We had a thing and it was memorable while it lasted or so I thought. Our last conversation was a week before she left for Finland.

“Enitan, I would miss you.”

“Kenny, you’re doing this for yourself.” I assured her.

“Come with me.” She leaned forward and took my hands. I was grateful for the space between us in the booth.

“I can’t Kenny. I have things to do here in Abuja” I couldn’t tag along with her all my life and I was too cowardly to admit that what we had was suffocating. “It’s better this way.”

“Please.” She begged. I looked into her eyes and I felt nothing.

“I’d always be here for you Kenny. You can call me anytime.”

“Promise?” and all I could do was nod. In a flash, her nose flared and the milk shake that previously sat on the table was now emptied on my head.

“I knew you never loved me, you just…you just used me. That’s why it’s so easy to let me go.” And she stormed out of the restaurant.

Now, she stood here, looking up at me with so much joy and hope. Like we parted on good terms.
“When did you get back?” I asked without trying to mask my expression.

“Last week Friday. Actually, your mum knew I was back from Chicago but I told her not to mention it to you. I wanted it to be a surprise.”

I quirked my left brow and glanced at my watch then I looked far into nothing. Kenny pulled my face down forcing me to look at her. It was then I took notice of her. She wore a tight fitting black gown and all I could think of was how she could breathe in it. Her hair was a mixture of bright pink and purple. It highlighted her face and gave her a sensual look. The red lipstick she wore made her lips pucker. I reminisced about the times her lips made me ache for her touch and how they made me hard by just calling my name. No doubt, Kenny turned the heads of the opposite gender. She ran her hands along my inner thigh and I let out a groan. I shouldn’t be feeling this way but I couldn’t help it either. She commanded desire and passion. I wanted to bend her over her knee and satisfy my wanton need for her. The party was almost over and the sky had become inky black. A gust of wind blew a lady’s umbrella upward. Most people had begun to run for cover. I pulled Kenny with me and walked towards the front exit.

“You shouldn’t have come.” She yanked her wrist from my grip and twirled her hair between her fingers.

“Why? I don’t think anything has changed between us.
Enitan, the long break is over and I’m back for you. You can’t get rid of me that easily.” She snorted. “I assumed you were smarter than this.” Her eyes were livid and she clenched her fist, quickly drawing a deep breath. Almost immediately, her eyes welled up in tears, she blinked her eyes furiously as a tear rolled down her cheek.

“I’m sorry. I just wanted to see you.” She hurriedly swiped away a tear before it could drop with the back of her palm. She took my palm in hers and stared down at her feet. I massaged the crease that formed on my forehead and rubbed her palm.

“I really missed you Enitan.” She looked up at me through her baby blue contacts.

“Of course. I missed you too” I plastered on a tight smile and we made for the parking lot. “Where’s your ride?” Kenny pointed towards a red maserati parked in a conspicuous space. I added “nice!” and that did it. She replaced her teary face with a pleased look immediately. What a drama queen. I thought.
“Thank you. Daddy got it for my 25th birthday. I was so delighted. But obviously anyone would be delighted too right?”

“Hmm… I guess so” I moved towards the driver’s side and held the door open for her. She hesitated for a minute before she stood on her toes and placed a wet kiss on my cheek. She got into the car and passed me a small red box. I shot her a quizzical look.

“It’s for your mum.”

“Oh, thanks.” She jerked the car in reverse and sped off. The crunching of footsteps on the sidewalk gravel made my head turn. It was my father. He wore a deep grey three piece suit and a raggedy smile. His eyes were worn out but, his brown pupils still managed to twinkle and this time, he wore a clean shaved goatee which did so much for his appearance than the balbo beard he usually wore . He still retained his boyish grin despite his age and his smooth head shone under the parking lot light. I shifted uncomfortably as he approached me. His eyes seemed to bore holes on me.

“Enitan, I’m happy you made it” My dad’s cheeks dimpled and he shone his white teeth.

“Mum, asked me politely, I couldn’t turn her down”

“I know things have not been good between us, but I really hope we can work things out.” He wiped the beads of sweat that formed on his forehead, drawing my attention to his middle finger which was shorter than the others.

“If only you could change the past.” He tapped his right foot on the gravel and ran his hands over his head. The corner of his eyes crinkled and stood rooted in a position for far too long.

“One day, I hope you would come to understand it all.” Turning toward the towards the entrance, he limped. He never limped. In fact, he was the healthiest man I’ve ever known. Tonight, was different. He looked vulnerable and his usual confidence was missing. What was this I felt? Pity? No it had to be the champagne. I turned towards my car and left.

For the full story check https://thebookishyinka./
LiteratureTaming His Desires 3 (romance) by Pancakeey(op): 6:34pm On Oct 06, 2020
ENITAN’S POV

“I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.”
Song – you by omah lay

My eyes followed Ademidun till she got lost in the sea of people. I tried to drown Kenny’s voice with the blaring music from the speakers but she kept rambling on.

“Enitan, aren’t you excited to see me?” Kenny leapt with her feet barely touching the floor. I massaged the nape of my neck; I couldn’t understand why she had to show up now. I had met Kenny during my final year in UNILAG. We had a thing and it was memorable while it lasted or so I thought. Our last conversation was a week before she left for Finland.

“Enitan, I would miss you.”

“Kenny, you’re doing this for yourself.” I assured her.

“Come with me.” She leaned forward and took my hands. I was grateful for the space between us in the booth.

“I can’t Kenny. I have things to do here in Abuja” I couldn’t tag along with her all my life and I was too cowardly to admit that what we had was suffocating. “It’s better this way.”

“Please.” She begged. I looked into her eyes and I felt nothing.

“I’d always be here for you Kenny. You can call me anytime.”

“Promise?” and all I could do was nod. In a flash, her nose flared and the milk shake that previously sat on the table was now emptied on my head.

“I knew you never loved me, you just…you just used me. That’s why it’s so easy to let me go.” And she stormed out of the restaurant.

Now, she stood here, looking up at me with so much joy and hope. Like we parted on good terms.
“When did you get back?” I asked without trying to mask my expression.

“Last week Friday. Actually, your mum knew I was back from Chicago but I told her not to mention it to you. I wanted it to be a surprise.”

I quirked my left brow and glanced at my watch then I looked far into nothing. Kenny pulled my face down forcing me to look at her. It was then I took notice of her. She wore a tight fitting black gown and all I could think of was how she could breathe in it. Her hair was a mixture of bright pink and purple. It highlighted her face and gave her a sensual look. The red lipstick she wore made her lips pucker. I reminisced about the times her lips made me ache for her touch and how they made me hard by just calling my name. No doubt, Kenny turned the heads of the opposite gender. She ran her hands along my inner thigh and I let out a groan. I shouldn’t be feeling this way but I couldn’t help it either. She commanded desire and passion. I wanted to bend her over her knee and satisfy my wanton need for her. The party was almost over and the sky had become inky black. A gust of wind blew a lady’s umbrella upward. Most people had begun to run for cover. I pulled Kenny with me and walked towards the front exit.

“You shouldn’t have come.” She yanked her wrist from my grip and twirled her hair between her fingers.

“Why? I don’t think anything has changed between us. Enitan, the long break is over and I’m back for you. You can’t get rid of me that easily.” She snorted. “I assumed you were smarter than this.” Her eyes were livid and she clenched her fist, quickly drawing a deep breath. Almost immediately, her eyes welled up in tears, she blinked her eyes furiously as a tear rolled down her cheek.

“I’m sorry. I just wanted to see you.” She hurriedly swiped away a tear before it could drop with the back of her palm. She took my palm in hers and stared down at her feet. I massaged the crease that formed on my forehead and rubbed her palm.

“I really missed you Enitan.” She looked up at me through her baby blue contacts.

“Of course. I missed you too” I plastered on a tight smile and we made for the parking lot. “Where’s your ride?” Kenny pointed towards a red maserati parked in a conspicuous space. I added “nice!” and that did it. She replaced her teary face with a pleased look immediately. What a drama queen. I thought.

“Thank you. Daddy got it for my 25th birthday. I was so delighted. But obviously anyone would be delighted too right?”

“Hmm… I guess so” I moved towards the driver’s side and held the door open for her. She hesitated for a minute before she stood on her toes and placed a wet kiss on my cheek. She got into the car and passed me a small red box. I shot her a quizzical look.

“It’s for your mum.”

“Oh, thanks.” She jerked the car in reverse and sped off. The crunching of footsteps on the sidewalk gravel made my head turn. It was my father. He wore a deep grey three piece suit and a raggedy smile. His eyes were worn out but, his brown pupils still managed to twinkle and this time, he wore a clean shaved goatee which did so much for his appearance than the balbo beard he usually wore . He still retained his boyish grin despite his age and his smooth head shone under the parking lot light. I shifted uncomfortably as he approached me. His eyes seemed to bore holes on me.

“Enitan, I’m happy you made it” My dad’s cheeks dimpled and he shone his white teeth.

“Mum, asked me politely, I couldn’t turn her down”

“I know things have not been good between us, but I really hope we can work things out.” He wiped the beads of sweat that formed on his forehead, drawing my attention to his middle finger which was shorter than the others.

“If only you could change the past.” He tapped his right foot on the gravel and ran his hands over his head. The corner of his eyes crinkled and stood rooted in a position for far too long.

“One day, I hope you would come to understand it all.” Turning toward the towards the entrance, he limped. He never limped. In fact, he was the healthiest man I’ve ever known. Tonight, was different. He looked vulnerable and his usual confidence was missing. What was this I felt? Pity? No it had to be the champagne. I turned towards my car and left.

To read full story check https://thebookishyinka./

CelebritiesRe: Lil Frosh Beats His Girlfriend, Thacutegeminne, Her Face Swollen by Pancakeey(f): 10:04am On Oct 06, 2020
ume1000:
Learn to control your tongue and hands if you no want beating
I should learn to control my tongue? What tf are you? If you don’t have anything reasonable to say then don’t go about quoting people’s reply.

Someone beat up his girlfriend and you’re here saying control your tongue. I won’t be surprised if you also beat up women.

It’s always the foolish ones
RomanceRe: I'll Rather Die Lonely Than Be A Simp! by Pancakeey(f): 10:26pm On Oct 05, 2020
Honestly, you’ve not been in that position. Because there are things you would do for love simp or not.

Again most people have stared misusing the word simp that it’s actually losing meaning.

I bet if I ask you to describe a simp you wouldn’t be able to do that
RomanceRe: Will You Buy This For £1700 (₦650,250) by Pancakeey(f): 10:23pm On Oct 05, 2020
Lol even Otedola would not buy it.
Kileleyi

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