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 Religion / Re: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by Pancho01(m): 3:02pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
God sent his only son in2 d wrld 4 d salvation of mankind,bt b4 jesus was 2 bcome man he needd a womb. Mathew 1:23,luke 1:31. Jesus performd 1 of his miracles by changn water in2 wine,bt hd needd 2 wrk wt a substance 1st. John 2:1-12. Also b4 he feed d 5000men he needd 2 wrk wt 5loavs n 2fish.luke 9:10-17. D manifest of miracles on earth, a substance was presnt. God did nt throw his son 4rm d sky, he had 2 xperienc 9mnths in d wmb. What i dnt undastand ere is dat hw wil a human baby grow 4 9mnths in a wombles mother? Do babies grow in d stomach? Comon! Guys let us b realistic ere. What sort of conspiracy theory is this. They shud check dat wman again joor! 1 Like |
| Travel / Re: First International Flight Takes-off From Enugu 24th August by Pancho01(m): 9:47am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Its a gud sign of development. Bt d fundamental question 2 ask nw is on d long run wil ds airport b able 2 stand d tortuous test of time? Hw best wil dey maintain ds infrastructure? |
| NYSC / Re: Cultists Machete Female NYSC Member In Bayelsa by Pancho01(m): 7:54am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Its lik dose guyz wantd 2 av their way on d girl,bt they cud nt. The worst they cud do was 2 try n slaughter her like a sheep,bt they faild. D weakness of men is revealed almost in every point in history,and it kps haunting us day by day. Wsh her quick recovery. 1 Like |
| Family / Re: French Woman Offers Breast-feeding Service To Gay Parents by Pancho01(m): 5:37pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
By d time she is 2ru wit hundreds of babies in 1 day, her b**bs wil b touchn her knee. |
| Science/Technology / Re: Snake Strangles Two Boys To Death While Sleeping by Pancho01(m): 4:00pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
There is sometin snaky about ds whol story. D serpent strangles sleeping sons,bt dd nt hav dem as a meal. Hmmm.... Meanwhl dey were liein stil, i tot snakes dnt atak victims wo ar stl? |
| Science/Technology / Re: Snake Strangles Two Boys To Death While Sleeping by Pancho01(m): 4:00pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
There is sometin snaky about ds whol story. D serpent strangles sleeping sons,bt dd nt hav dem as a meal. Hmmm.... Meanwhl dey were liein stil, i tot snak dnt atak victims wo ar stl? 1 Like |
| Education / Re: When You Can't Answer A Question In A Lecture Class? by Pancho01(m): 3:49pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
I rememberd when i was askd in d lecture hall d question 'what did Rene Descartes a french philosopher say about d relationshp btw d mind n body'?... My mind was so blank at dat moment,cos u knw wat?.... i was dozin in d class.wat do u xpect d clas was borin. Mehn i jst had 2 say sumtin dat ddnt relate 2 wat was bn askd,as a sharp stdnt stdyin philosophy na. *winks* |
| Fashion / Re: Miss University Nigeria Contestants - Traditional Attire (Pictures) by Pancho01(m): 11:27pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
My former husmaid fine pass sum of ds gals joor.... Bt come 2 tnk of it, sum of d gals fine oo! |
| Family / Re: Wife Saves Husband From Suicide By Holding Onto His Boxers by Pancho01(m): 11:19pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Assuming ds guy ddnt put on a boxers mayb d wman wud av held his p**is,am sory wud av held his tin jst 2 save him. |
| Health / Re: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by Pancho01(m): 5:35pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
LOST n FOUND! There is a missin sperm in a gal's womb. Descriptions: shrt tail, smal head wt a fat abdomen. Lukin 4 ur misin sperm? U can come 4 identification. Location: Dubai. Tnx |
| Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Biggest Mistakes 20-something Job Seekers Make - Forbes by Pancho01(m): 11:13am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Mehn! afta d first 4 items, it was jst lik blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... neva d less, twas pointin at sumtin job seekers shud avoid. Althou its nt even an assurance of getn dat job, bt as human beins we hv 2 play our own part 1st. |
| TV/Movies / Re: Denrele Attacked For Sending Beverly Osu To Represent Nigeria At Big Brother by Pancho01(m): 10:55am On Aug 05, 2013 |
For those of YoU that hv bn intimate wt a gal or guy b4 click LIKE... |
| TV/Movies / Re: Denrele Attacked For Sending Beverly Osu To Represent Nigeria At Big Brother by Pancho01(m): 10:53am On Aug 05, 2013 |
For those of YoU that hv nt bn intimate wit a guy or gal b4 click LIKE... 1 Like |
| TV/Movies / Re: Oneal Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Pancho01(m): 7:58am On Aug 05, 2013 |
FILEBE: |
| TV/Movies / Re: Oneal Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Pancho01(m): 7:49am On Aug 05, 2013 |
FILEBE:yes i knw dat BBA doesnt impart moral values 2 d outside wrld. Bt sum shud nt pretend lyk dey dnt watch it. |
| Car Talk / Re: When Someone Dents Your Car & Leaves This Note? by Pancho01(m): 11:58pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Greaaat:urs is a continuation of mine...lol 1 Like |
| Car Talk / Re: When Someone Dents Your Car & Leaves This Note? by Pancho01(m): 11:46pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
I wil Laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh n laugh... Glance 1 more time on d paper, Luk around me whl laughin n tryin 2 catch me breath... Enter d car, keep laughin n laughin, den drive away.... 4 Likes |
| TV/Movies / Re: Oneal Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Pancho01(m): 11:38pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Maxcollins042: ...mistake o.make d owner no chop me.i dey come catch u nw 4 thiefery...lol... I knw its part of d ntertainment. I was jst comentn |
| TV/Movies / Re: Oneal Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Pancho01(m): 11:00pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Haba!! Sum Nairalanders ar busy layin coments of disgust towards BBA Chase, while they are at d same time peeping 2 watch d housmates do their tin 24/7. Anyway, oneil 2bad 4u.... 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: "I Love You"... by Pancho01(m): 10:51pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
My dear d xpression(word) 'iloveyou' is lyk u ar givin urslf in a recieving way, whl d person 2whom d xpresion is bein adressd 2 receives in a given way. Dats y it nids a reply as u said. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Okorocha - My Suspension By APGA Is Irrelevant by Pancho01(m): 10:12pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Is ds one of their conspiracy theory on ndigbo? |
| Romance / Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023 - Women Group by Pancho01(m): 10:43am On Aug 04, 2013 |
nadia_SA:y nt start wt ur like 1st 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023 - Women Group by Pancho01(m): 10:40am On Aug 04, 2013 |
patwhizkid:jus a freestyl. |
| Religion / Re: Jenna Presley (Pornographic-Star) Finds Jesus by Pancho01(m): 8:48am On Aug 04, 2013 |
A real lesson ere is dat, we shud judge d sin bt nt d sinner. Wo knws dat person u kp judgn base on his or her perversive acts may 1 day turn a nw leaf and thereafter gain eternal life. While u wo kps judgn and criticisn may end up in d wrong direction. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Spouse or Partner? by Pancho01(m): 12:14am On Aug 04, 2013 |
nuru3000: well i'm single, but my previous relationship was in 2011, we met via facebook although she stays close to my place, i did nt speak to her until she made d first move (because as i fine boy, i dey form for gals) and den she asked me out.its nt dat u are forming 4 gals bt u ar kinda reserved person(an introvert) i guez so bro. |
| Romance / Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023 - Women Group by Pancho01(m): 11:48am On Aug 02, 2013 |
Boyfriend: o baby, my sweehrt i luv u so much... Girlfriend: am tired of u n ur sick luv,i jst nid a real man. Boyfriend: bt baby i tot i am evrytn 2u? Girlfriend: u cant even spoil me wt cash,lets cal ds a quit. Boyfriend: mtcheww.... Oya na u tnk say i go beg u ni? 2023 dey around d corner o girlfriend: honey am sori,i was jst jokin na... 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Mother Catches Teacher Under Her Daughter's Bed by Pancho01(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
GIRL: oh my gosh!! TEACHER: what is it?*as he climbs dwn 4rm d gal* GIRL: my mum is bak,wat are we goin 2 do nw? TEACHER: bt u told me ur mum wont b comin home ds time? GIRL: Oh NO! Quickly, hide in d bathrum. TEACHER: Let me hide unda d bed...... 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Imo Women Threaten To Go Naked Over Failed Roads by Pancho01(m): 10:34am On Jul 31, 2013 |
Chei!!! May i begin dey travel go owerri shap shap! I hope say na babes go dey |
| Education / Re: Help!!! I'm In Love With My Female LECTURER!!! by Pancho01(m): 11:47am On Jul 22, 2013 |
Mayb ur lecturer likes u cos u ar 1 of d brightest in class,or mayb she likes d way u comport urself whl in d class,or it mite b d way u participate in class. Yes sumtimes we feel sumtin 4 sum1 even older or younger. Bt its left 4 us 2 express dat feelin in a positive way. It isnt a must 4 d two of u 2 date, bt u 2 can bcom bst frnds. Dnt make d mistak 2 rush tins or b quick 2 judge dat she wants d 2 of u 2 b luvers,jst because she smiles at u. B urslf n dnt try 2b sumtin else n u wil b pleasd 2 c wher it wil tak u 2. 1 Like |
| Career / Re: Degrees With Lowest Employment Prospects In Nigeria by Pancho01(m): 1:04pm On Jul 19, 2013 |
harkindele: |
| Career / Re: Degrees With Lowest Employment Prospects In Nigeria by Pancho01(m): 12:58pm On Jul 19, 2013 |
harkindele:afta her youth service, she startd applyin 4 jobs. She ddnt had 2 go 4 any oda profesional certification watsoeva jst 2get employd. She came out wt a gud result,and wt dat she got a job lik i told u in pwc<an auditing firm>, althou she waitd 4 a yr u knw naija wahala na. Bt trust me jst kp ur head focus on comin out wt a gud result dats al. Wit Project managemnt acordn 2 wat she told me u can fit in2 an acountin,auditin,bankin,oil company jobs. Den afta getn d job u may den dcide 2 upgrade. Mahn relax u got urself a nyc cours. |
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