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emekakelvin: Promise-child I remain grateful to you,Finestboi,Adex097,Papidinho,Phtemie and the rest of you guys for the online tutorial.
God bless

We should be grateful to God bro. #Adex097 #Fynest #Doyinmolah #Samtolly #Promisechild #Phtemie et al. Men of great minds #all to the top

Olastep1: wow. U have a very nice aggr. Bt wait, wats d course?

same comment I was about to make....

Good morning my good people o....

How were your nights? Mine was ASUUish.

[quote author=Emy~Leo]http://nigeriannewsportal.com/ASUU-update-outcome-of-the-just-concluded-ASUU-federal-government-meeting/... | NIGERIAN NEWS PORTAL[/quote]good job with a broken link

Confusion is when I saw a report on AIT footage that Senate president David Mark met with ASUU members today as well and no comment was made by any of the persons on attendance after the meeting..........

Another footage reads "Pres. Goodluck Jonathan meets with ASUU officials today with Finance minister on attendance....

Anyhow he be..... Hoping for the best....

Just read that national assembly had a meeting with ASUU officials before the commencement of the meeting with Pres. GEJ.

So, withing the twinkle of an eye we are on page 591.... Hmm!! How time flies.

Ghydyon: hapi bday worldgreatest.....

happy birthday Worldgreatest1, wishing a merry one and more fortuitous years ahead with all goodies of life.

Miracy: lol...
##teamNigerians;always smart##

naso oooooo

ugopeter: Expected times for the eclipse are Lagos 12.50, Abuja&PH 1.03 Yola 1.00pm Ibadan 12.52 Enugu 1.04 Kano 1.07pm Uyo 1.06pm Kaduna 12.55pm

me no see anything like eclipse for my side in Ibadan o. #Eleyele side precisely

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily, So the lawyer asks if the Nigerian would like to play a fun game.
The Nigerian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The American lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. “I ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” he says.
This catches the Nigerian’s attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?”
The Nigerian doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it’s the Nigerian’s turn. He asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?”
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Nigerian and hands him $500.
The Nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep . The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Nigerian up and asks, “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
The Nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Happy Sunday guys. Don' forget to keep the Sabbath day holy o.






And make ASUU-FG one of the prayer points o. May God bless us o

Oluwatola5: And when your head falls, you will have yourself to blame, keep shaking it more vigourously. Am good with stitches and super glues......

hehehe.... It's unfallable jor

[quote author=indo@87.com]I totally missed out on those names u called. Pls can u help me wit their aggregate scores. Jst want to av an idea of da cutt-off marks for mbbs. Tanx[/quote]MEDICINE-270.5,
Dentistry-254.5,
Nursing-244.5,
Med.rehab-249,
Agric ENGR-200,
Chemical ENGR-255,
Civil ENGR-246,
Computer sci.&ENGR-250,

Oluwatola5: See modesty in the rarest form.........another good character i must jot down among all what you have been teaching me so far


#runs off to get my pencil and jotter

Tola, you ehn.... Smh for you oo

Miracy: yeah i agree with you ma’am...he posseses a great erudition...
I also salute him...

na wetin small boy like me know if not to play playstation and play with kites .......

Oluwatola5: I have always respected Pappy but after the call, my respect shot up all the more for that dude. He is an egg-head than i ever imagined. His constructive, witty and tactical arguments just kept drilling me to reason fast to reply with a sound and analytical reply......too much respect for you sir and you will always remain the boss



#I doff my fedora hat ooo

Sounds like we are having another Papindinho in the house....









Chai!! Na you sure pass o.

An ounce of word from you possesses a fountain of knowledge and that's why I'm a progressive student of yours.

Olastep1: And papidinho who dey talk as if e be jonathan's pikin. God is watching all of u o o o. U guys ask my buddy in skul (paulomike) and I alot of qtns. Soon, it'l be we asking u guys qtns.

Have a nice day ahead

hehehe... Boss Ola, na wetin small pikin like me know sef... No mind me jawe

Oops! I never knew Olastep was on though. Mehn..... You guys rock big time. Greatest minds ever liveth. I salute una all o. S.A.N Miracy, Prof. Tola, Sir. Olastep, Lord Paul, Sir. Afo. Big ups for u guys.

Happy New Month pals. A successful one is here.

Afolabi6046: My broda, abeg drop me ur no

I would pm you on 2go.

Oluwatola5: This isnt for me, with what am seeing, i would rather remain monthless

The monthlessness of Iyalode that was born in a month. Hehehe

Chiamaka01: Why was a post hidden on this page?

I guess it's one guy named 'notime' that posted an adverts or so.

Afolabi6046: Which month were you born in ?
1. January........... Sexy
2. February......... Hot
3. March............. Talkative
4. April............... Player
5. May .............. Faithful
6. June .............. Caring
7. July ...............Lovable
8. August .......... Gorgeous
9. September..... Genius
10. October........Charming
11. November..... Shy
12. December..... Attractive
Comment Must...[color=#550000][/color]

hehehehe.... This tn just dey make me laff ehn..

Happy birthday to Gideon and Felcocom. Wishing you long live in success and fortuitous run of turns.

Have a great one bros......

Leystra: Sure bro... U're Wlc

Congrats to those admitted to the Premier Uni. And best of luck to the others. S/O to Leystra, Shakur, Itz Pretsy et al. Congrats guys.

Chiamaka01: I'm back!

Welcome Chi-chi 8-)

Are we short of managers/administrators here?

[quote author=barack_o_handso]I thought as much. Thanks.

Do you by any chance know the procedure, I mean does it involve buying scratch card or any payment?[/quote]I can't say though.

jakesund: will this strike ever end

what kinda sick country is this?

definitely going to NDA...
to hell with ASUU

The strike has been a failed strategy that unstrategises plans. If only the strike is inferred from the Oil sector, that's when the outcome can be fruitful. Smh for our leaders ehn.....

[quote author=barack_o_handso]Hi people, quick question

How do I view my admission notice from an institution from jamb's website if another institution's admission notice is blocking it?[/quote]I think you have to go to Jamb office to reject the first admission notice sir.

boay: I wish all aspirants the best of God. And for those of us in school already how has been the 'compulsory break'?

Thanks bro.