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Chiamaka01: Good morning, fellas.

and Amaka have done it again.







Good morning Amaka.





Good morning Nairalanders.
Good morning Nigeria.

Tosdam: When is this second list gona b released meeeeh....

I don't know how true this news is, i heard oau will resume lecture 8weeks after the strike becos of Nuga game.

the rumour is yet to be confirmed bro.

We are hoping for the release soon

Fynestboi: is the time frame nt favourable??

yea. Speaking of my schedule and office things. I can't just manage to squeeze out a minute. I've got only weekends. #myBad

pendusky: I FELL IN LOVE WITH STERLING BANK ADVERT, THE CHASE, ITS FUNNY THOUGH SINCE THE STERLING MEN IN SUIT TOLD THEIR CUSTOMER WEVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU AS THEY DIPPED THEIR HANDS INTO THE SUIT POCKET THE GUY RAN AWAY HOPPING THEY WANT TO KILL HIM, THEY CHASE HIM TO WHER HE COULD NOT RUN AGAIN ONLY FOR THEM TO SHOW HIM HIS LOAN APPROVAL LETTER FROM STERLING BANK, IF ONLY NIGERIAN MOVIES CLD BE LIKE THIS I WOULDNT BE WATCHING AMERICAN MOVIES ANYMORE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBfqAI2IHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

yea... Very well planned. Nice adverts

ibkgab001: Gudugudu gerugeru lambewe kukunduku loko oooo yemkem international awa loga oooo....

lolz..... All those time where we had Koto Aye in vogue

Sike: One mosquito advert like that... Where Saka had to slap the meriment out of an Innocent King while trying to kill a harmless mosquito that's giving the king a peck... Funny enough, the mosquito made it but Saka, just guess?

lolz.... Imprisoned.

pendusky: I FELL IN LOVE WITH STERLING BANK ADVERT, THE CHASE, ITS FUNNY THOUGH SINCE THE STERLING MEN IN SUIT TOLD THEIR CUSTOMER WEVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU AS THEY DIPPED THEIR HANDS INTO THE SUIT POCKET THE GUY RAN AWAY HOPPING THEY WANT TO KILL HIM, THEY CHASE HIM TO WHER HE COULD NOT RUN AGAIN ONLY FOR THEM TO SHOW HIM HIS LOAN APPROVAL LETTER FROM STERLING BANK, IF ONLY NIGERIAN MOVIES CLD BE LIKE THIS I WOULDNT BE WATCHING AMERICAN MOVIES ANYMORE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBfqAI2IHE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

lolz. The one customer bank. Hilarious advert.

progressing....#keep the ball rolling fynest. Would have loved to pertake in Strike: a wrong approach to edu....... Time constraints don yab me... All is well

Chiamaka01:

why chi-chi dey cry na

[quote author=young-dude]Glo X factor or sometin lik dat, where dat man was sitting on a throne and his two old tim friends saw him and shout,,,, shioooooo! he asked them, wetin una wan sharrrrk!!!!!!? and they replied, Show us the wayyyy naaaaaaa!!!!! he told them to recharg thr glo line wit #200 or mor and stand the chanc of winnin plenty plenty millions and bcom a star lik him....lol....na soo the whol pple wei de d shop rush de go buy glo airtim frm d retailer by d street ......nd even dat panadol and etisalat refree na die[/quote]yea yea..... Funny bro.

ojeota: Panadol extra na u b my choice.

yea..... U remember the fat guy wey use im yansh throw plate away...lolz

nonsovich: yeah mortein run for your life

lolz... MORTEIN!!!

addictiv: there is this one on a radio station and some dude just keeps screaming about his ATM supposedly being siezed by the machine

lolz. Arrgh

geeworld1: T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ me the worst advert ave seen so far is ϯӇѦϯ INDOMIE advert the INDOMITABLES...the graphics was terrible

noticed that too...... All those cartoons tns no dey move person well jae

R4SH33D: The one with yellow maleria in the court

lolz... Malaria o e don pafuka, shey? #the adverts make sense die too

joelenesleek: For me its market oh. D cute guys selling okrika pants n Bra. It goes lyk dis
"One one naira, c am here, na American pant, na obama wife wear am gve me direct to sell, original american pant here for just one naira no more 500 but one naira" lolll.

lwkmfh. Chai! First class funny

vosquare: dat saka advert weh moskito land on king's chik nd e gav d king almighty slap of life....

yes o. Saka is everly on point

joelenesleek: Abi, wori wori d rat, rat killer rat killer see am here e don dey work come buy your original rat killer medicine now. N dey say it without brake.

thumbs up oga

[quote author=Big.game]Remember that panadol(not sure tho) advert, where jide kosoko's son called him Shaky shaky daddy[/quote]lolz... Shaky shaky... I remember dat one

Fynestboi: The advert of this nigerian movie Jogunomi.


Who rememba that movie

lwkmfh..... Fynest, u no dey forget films o

maja01: otapiapia

hahahaha....... That's the deal man..

[quote author=uj_sizzle]MTN porting advert with Saka was really funny.

Glo advert with Burna boy and that boy trying to get a girl..hilarious [/quote]hahahahahahahaha....... Yea...... Saka the sharp man.....

The network service provider always make it hilarious tho. I could remember another one of etisalat where two men wanted to know why a neighbour of theirs was always on the phone to the extent that they had accidents over monitoring the guy..

Samtolly4JESUS: A jobless man applied for the job of
"office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR interviewed him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he
said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send
you the forms to fill in as well as when you may
start". The man replied "But I don't have a
computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the
HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that
means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist,
cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know
what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then
decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door
to door round. In less than two hours, he
succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with
$60. The man realized that he can survive this
way, and started to go everyday earlier and
return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled
everyday.
Shortly, he bought a car,then a truck, then he had
his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later,
the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the
US .
He started to plan his family's future, and decided
to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance
broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker
asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't
have an email." The broker answered curiously,
"You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded
to build an empire. Can you imagine what you
could have been if you had an email?!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd
be an office boy at Microsoft!"

lol

For me o.
It's the rat killer sellers' adverts done on streets and market places.

Marketers of any product would devise a perfect mean to luring customers to patronise their goods through advertisements irrespective of the quality of the product.

Drop the funniest adverts you've listened to/ watched so far or the one you witnessed in market places.

alloboy: Plx ℓ̊ scored 400 in ma pume nd 232 in ma jamb.nd ℓ̊ couldn't find ma name on †ђξ list.where shud ℓ̊ find ma list to?actually ℓ̊ chus ui nd Å̶̷̩̥͡•̸Ϟ searchin fơ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅
Ma name on oau portal.!!!

















It yur pikin michaeltotti ooo.ao una dey nw.wch pesin aoz sure fơ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅

Food tomao?papinz na yur aoz go sure pass ooooooo.•

U are welcome bro.....

Fingers crossed








#just checked the link on eportal o. Still the same tn

Good morning great people.




#anticipating the celebra-collaboration galore.....



#TeamOptimist #TeamAllIsWell #TeamWinners


The lord is on our sides o

Afolabi6046: I'm gud bro, hw was service?? I already sent dat friend request

accepted bro

binhozie: I'm Leo...(August)
The ONLY traits that reflect on me is my Big head like that of Leo (Lion)

buhahahahahaha

oga Afo, good morning o

Samtolly4JESUS: I Personally think these zodiac signs of a thing are psychological propaganda.

You can innocently exhibit any of the signs without representing the zodiac month.

I cease to believe only an April-Born is destined to be a leader.

#my thought though.

sure... Some are false and some are true