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That is a whole lotta booty for sure ha ha. Way too big for my taste, but a LOTTA booty, no question.

Full frontal picture of the bathing beauty, or it didn't happen.

Nigerian style internet fraud is all the rage in Ghana, where it is know as "Sakawa", and considered an art form. Read the BBC account here

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32583161?ocid=Africa_AfricaNews_ppc_outbrain

After use, will that smelly thing be carried in her purse ?

Waste of good house meat, which tastes even better than bush meat.

That animal is a young Nile Monitor Lizard, and if left alone they pose no inconvenience to humans.

Sadly, the poverty of Africa means that all non-humanoid life-forms are regarded as food and killed on sight, hence the great pride evident on the faces of all who kill wildlife and pose for photographs.

On a positive note for Nigeria, there is an un-named Urhobo speaking village in the Niger Delta, where Nile Monitor lizards are regarded as reincarnations of ancestors long-departed, meaning that killing or injuring of Monitor Lizards is ABSOLUTELY forbidden by cultural law.

After generations of being singled out to enjoy exemption from the target-list of Urhobo hunters, Nile Monitor Lizards multiplying freely in the wild close to that town have moved from the forests into populated areas, where the six-foot lizards are commonly seen eating from garbage tips, or casually raiding people's farms and homes for chickens and eggs, knowing that their activities are guaranteed never to invite aggression from humans.

The Nile Monitors of Urhobo-Land are potentially a MAJOR tourist attraction that could generate enormous levels of income from visitors curious to film the highly unusual urban giant lizard populations, with further income streams accruing from wildlife conservationists and media outlets like Discovery Channel or National Geographic.

When it comes to virtually ALL wildlife and forest, conservation PAYS far more cash in the long run, when compared to the short term rewards arising from wanton destruction.

This death have been caused by the woman suffering a heart attack during the hotel sexercise session, in which case the lover boy was merely an innocent spectator to a natural death.

Alternatively, the woman may have been strangled or drugged to death by the lover boy, in which case he will be tried and made to face the music, even if that ultimately means dancing on the end of the hangman's noose, as prescribed in felony capital murder cases under Nigerian criminal law.

Booyakasha:
I don't use drugs.. i am lean with big muscles because i do powermoves in breakdancing and some gymnastic routines. i do bodyweight exercise... i only lift when i find the move i want to learn fustrating.

That is cool without question. Exercise of ANY sort enhances life and EXTENDS life, and it is good to see Nigerians catching on to this philosophy, and saying goodbye to the old, outdated idea that a pot belly equates with wealth and well being. Break dancing is VERY strenuous, and I know I would break a bone or two if I were to attempt to copy you guys that have taken the time to develop that elasticity that keeps injury at bay.

alberto2k:

Alberto is da man. That Jamaica Torpedo don reach us here, gbosaaaa !

alberto2k:
If he Dares Go to the U.S if him come back that same week make the whole of my weed Farm catch fire

Papa God nogo let fire burn ya weed farm. Grasscutter self nogo enter that farm to chop ya weed. Oya send me something as reward for my pray today.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
My bro, how is everything? Hope you are still training hard. Leave that guy alone. Him no know wetin dey happen.

I throway salute my brother Pristine Pawa. As for me I don take style dey lazy small these days, so at most I go pump iron twice a week, but I go soon resume as before, because na small-small muscle dey turn to fat, if man pikin no take time.

@Booyakasha as you too dey vess like this, you sure say no dey use steroid so ? No use am o. Stay natural, and live long.

Booyakasha:
your muscle adapt! the longer you workout the more your muscle evolve, so that your body/muscles can be capable of dealing with such workout conditions next time. i agree to "resting" and "taking a day or two or more days after intense workouts". the more hard you work, the faster you gain. stop saying what you dnt know.

Oya Mr. Over-Sabi lecturer. Show us ya picture witi dat ya bigi Gulder belle, before you start to dey form expert here.

OkuDiOver1:
God please have mercy on your son

Amen o, Amen

Chai! Chinnekemm o ! Odikwa serious.

Diariz God.

A middle aged woman, noting her husband's general lack of interest in her womanly charms, commented that he never looked at her any more the way he did back when she was 19 years old.

To which her husband replied " Oh if you were 19 years old today, I'd look at you that way now."

Getting back on topic, our man Osiomole is a man of exquisite good taste in women, to have picked that absolutely gorgeous woman to marry, and, by running in a 10 kilometer marathon race shortly after his no doubt vigorous wedding night, His Excellency Oshiomole is serving notice that even as a 60-year old, he is more than capable of servicing his new wife in a robust and commanding manner that will erase all doubts she may have harbored earlier about the good governor's ability to rise to the occasion and go above and beyond the call of matrimonial duty in the couple's boudoir.

You's da man, Guvor. You go 'head and TAG that fine, fine Cape Verde asz like its your last day alive, or until steam is generated during the act, whichever comes first.

OkuDiOver1:
Even my muslim neigbour has refused to shake me cos its against his religion but he wouldnt mind hugging me,guess hugging women is not against their religion. Na them sabi nice one there mr .Buhari

Gazing at your profile picture, OkuDiOver, I can fully understand why that gentleman next door is always anxious to hug you, in preference over merely shaking your hand. Perhaps that is the closest he will ever get to the Promised Land, which looks MIGHTY fine from where I stand.


Lord have mercy. I am sure many a man has made a complete fool of himself trying to engage you in conversation without dropping his gaze down to see the amazing contours and curves of that slammin' body you got going there. Woman you are ILLEGALLY fine, and that ain't no lie.

Dang. I need to get a hold of myself.

Abagworo:
Only one American warship will chase them out of the water.

Interesting speculation, considering that 80% of those creeks are simply inaccessible to warships, while 100% of the area is off limits to heavy armor. Anyway, the declaration of war has been made by your Boko Hari oil-field grabber, so let us see how it work out for him in reality.

Abagworo:
A General is always a General. By the time a combined force of US, UK and ever gallant Fulani soldiers hammer 2 weeks of non-stop bombardment, we shall know who really are ready for war with world powers. You will also know that Ikwerres, Ogonis, Urhobos, Itsekiris and others are not part of those sabotaging Nigeria.

Let us hope your "ever gallant Fulani soldiers" learnt how to swim out there in the desert that they call home. If not, they are ffucked.

slimmy05:
Oga forget all these grammar, when creek boys show with gun boat, all those your yeye navy to elope

I agree with your view, but you misunderstood my post. The Niger Delta is comprised mostly of WATER, in the form of deep fast flowing rivers, stagnant swamps and marshes, all shrouded under the triple canopy of impenetrable rain forest, most of which CANNOT be invaded with heavy armor or even navy patrol boats. The advantage will go to the Niger Delta militants, who know every creek of the labyrinth intimately.

If the mighty US military machine could not defeat the Viet Cong amid the creeks of the Mekong Delta back in the 1960s, it is certain that the Nigerian military will fare no better in the Niger Delta, which is FIVE TIMES larger than the Mekong Delta, when measured in square miles.

The Northern Nigerian Born-to-Rule petroleum-stealing gang may have colonized the rest of Nigeria with the cooked up outcome of that last presidential "selection" , but they will FAIL in spreading that sphere of influence into the deadly waters of the Niger Delta, and they will fail in epic proportions, for sure.

Born-to-Rule, prepare to live off the proceeds of your groundnut pyramids, for that free oil will cease to flow very quickly, if you try and take it by force.

CSTR2:
I hope he has equipped his navy to deal with the inevitable blacklash.
The nigerian navy as it is right now stands no chance against militants.
Buhari is a former general , so i hope he is not that stupidd to confront the creek boys without overwhelming naval power.

Let us wait and see how the oil pumping installations of the Niger Delta stand up to the explosive demolitions that will accompany a full scale naval war, as Boko Hari tries to conquer the entire area for his Born-to-Rule collaborators in the distant north of Nigeria.

calebo101:
Na now problem wan start. Make una warn una messiah make e nor price those rude men for creek oooo . Those men nor just get joy at all. If dem begin here una go know say Boko Haram dey learn. Who dey cry dey see road o. Make una nor say we nor warn una.

The illiterate will soon realize that Tompolo, Boyloaf, Asari and the rest dey learn wen boys carry red eye enter creek. Make e go ask Obasanjo and Yar'Adua how far.

One dynamite, One pipeline. Let's see how they will pay salaries in Nigeria. Oil price crash some Governors don dey complain say no money to pay salary, by the time dem don light up Apapa depot again Buhari go know say nor be to shout Change be governance.

This man na prophet o, but na when time reach una go come back to read hin word again, to come take know say he dey see front true-true.

To say that I am flabber-whelmed and over-ghasted to read the above compilation of purported quotes from our man Patrick Obahiagbon of the High Rise Trousers fame, would be tantamount to an understatement of catastrophically gargantuan proportions. One can only speculate as to whether appropriate and commensurate levels of copyright infringement litigation protection insurance were procured by the authors of the above list, in order not to incur the sort of WRATH, condemnation and tautological revilement that is normally reserved exclusively for unrepentant repeat offenders apprehended by agents-incognito, and brought before by the Grammar Meister of Nigeria - Patrick Obahiagbon.

For the avoidance of doubt, the degree of unabashedly improvisational and malapropism-laden subversion of the English language being perpetrated in a patently ad-hoc and willy-nilly modus operandi, by none other than the Honorable Patrick-Meister, is cause for deep, prolonged and introspective rumination over the fundamental question pondered by existentialist philosophers since the very dawn of humanity's terrestrial sojourn, namely whether or not the emissary in effect metamorphoses before our very eyes, into the very message itself, leaving no trace of the anticipated logical answer to be found, despite much meandering and perplexed investigative efforts embarked upon amid the swirling mists of time, ad-nausem, ad-infinitum.

OrlandoOwoh:
Is Buhari no longer the sponsor of Boko Haram? You went about this forum f00lishly cursing the General because of one disgrace of PhD holders. Are your eyes now open to see how GEJ has been deceiving you?

Thank you for your response, Orlando. Yes indeed sir, it is an open secret that the Boko Haram terror gang is essentially the armed wing of Nigeria's decades-old Born-to-Rule cartel, whose political point-man has of course been Buhari right from day one. With key Nigerian military officers secretly serving the interests of the Born-To-Rule proponents and their Boko Haram foot soldiers, by actively sabotaging military operations to disastrous effect on the federal side, it was imperative that outgoing President Jonathan looked OUTWARDS in search of a means to checkmate Boko Haram's southern advance BEFORE the end of his term in office as Nigeria's president.

By inviting freelance mercenaries to attack Boko Haram full on, President Jonathan did the right thing, EVEN THOUGH the Boko Haram terror gang was due to wind down all its operations shortly, as its contract expires, now that a Born-To-Rule LEADER has been "selected" for the Nigerian electorate, whose oil wealth will now remain safely in the hands of the northern monopolists, until at least the year 2579.

madridsta007:
The neo-colonial revisionists were always going to come, weren't they? The find it odd, certainly repulsive that a black nation should be portrayed being able to solve its own security problems without 'help' from the West. It is odd, reprehensible and certainly a wide deviation from the single-story of African nations being able to solve its own problems. And then they spin beautiful lies- this time, a spurious claim of white mercenaries coming as divine commandos to solve the problem of the black man.

Nothing can be further from the truth. And don't tel me South Africans are still Africans. There's a reason why this writer uses the 'white' South African construct. A reason which is as old as colonialism itself. The distinction, the classification, them vs us; the differentness, one side the helper and the other side, the helpless.

We see through that veil. Easily.

This is as malicious and spurious as it can get. In the first instance, why would South Africa allow such to happen- South Africa which is in diplomatic animosity with Nigeria? South Africa that botched Nigeria's attempt- not once but twice- to purchase arms from its country? This clearly does not make sense. And if the mercenaries were covert, why did South Africa not expose these practice- as it did for the $9.3m black market arms purchase that Nigeria attempted?

It was weapons that prevented Nigeria from winning the war and certain internal infractions she had. The weapons eventually came from Russia and China and at that time, the successful advances began by the Nigeria military and its West African multinational partners. Not the neo-colonial hogwash of 'white mercenaries'. Unsurprisingly, no one residing in the affected areas of Borno, Yobe and Adamawa State have seen these mercenaries. Are these 'mercenaries' also ghosts?

We seem to forget that it was the Nigerian military that won the war in Liberia; that won the war in Sierra Leone; it was a Nigerian lead battalion that saved the Americans in the hands of the hardened Somalia militia in Mogadishu after their two Blackhawks were shot down. It was the Nigerian military that sent the largest battalion of troops to neighbouring Mali which was being overrun by tribal terrorists, before the French came. Anyone conversant with the truth knows this. Hands off, revisionists from our history. We can tell our stories by ourselves.

Put yourself in the shoes of President Jonathan for an instant. You find yourself Commander-in-Chief of a military force whose officer cadre is infiltrated by moles and double agents all working to actualize the political power monopoly claimed as a birthright by a shadowy petro-dollar funded cartel of northern Nigerians that have outlived the tenure of many an elected president. At the same time public threats to "make Nigerian ungovernable", issued by political opposition leaders, take the form of sustained and spreading guerilla warfare waged in Nigeria's north east, and costing more federal combatant lives with every day of battle.

Enter stage-right a mean old, cool-under-fire brush fighter, whose MULTIRACIAL operatives are selected from the battle-tested elite of the worlds armed forces, all backed by light armor and fleets of ex-Soviet MiL helicopters gunships, and one can see why Johnathan prudently signed on the dotted line to bring in seasoned mercenary pros trained to fight dirty, and close deals quickly in Africa and beyond.

There is NO shame in forming military alliances in furtherance of a common good, just as the US frequently does in the Middle East. Insisting that Nigeria ought to reject offers of military assistance, from REPUTABLE private organizations capable of shortening an ongoing war, hints at a desire to see that war prolonged at great cost in lives and property. One can only hope that the above outburst from Mr. Madrid is not a cry for more, rather than less war in Nigeria.

Jklue007:
South Africa or Niger or even kenya I don't care, this menace should jusst stop

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

For your information good sir, Mr. Boko Hari had NOTHING whatsoever to do with the engagement of those deadly South African mercenaries, and furthermore, Nigeria's new Seriki RULER may take the foolhardy step of asking those highly effective mercs to leave Nigeria, even though the terror gang remains a credible threat that may still give the Nigerian military a run for its money in the coming months and possibly years.

The Dogs of War giving good account of themselves once again in the brush wars of Africa.


"Relentless Pursuit" is a concept I just love. It brings to mind a pack of hungry lions closing in methodically on a weakened herd of fleeing antelope, picking off the stragglers as they move, yet never stopping the assault until the last of the fleeing beasts is dead on its back, with its lifeless hooves pointing skyward in final surrender.

So now we know what happened to the founders of the mercenary group Executive Outcomes. They never went away, and they refused to die, in order that they continue roaming the African bush, looking for a fight and finding one in which to draw terrorist blood once again.

Yeeeeeeeeehaw ! The only thing more deadly than a young mercenary fighter is an OLD mercenary fighter, and if you doubt this truism, ask the few Boko Haram terrorists who miraculously survived that relentless pursuit, and all the other dirty tricks up the sleeve of those grizzled old warriors-for-hire.

Back in the 1960s, just as today, helicopters and small aircraft have been available all over the world for CHARTER, meaning that a picture showing some politician standing beside a helicopter does NOT amount to proof that the person in the picture was ever the OWNER of that, or of any other helicopter. Such a picture only suggests that the helicopter was rented for a short term, which would have been a prudent choice of transportation even today, given the general state of Nigerian roads, and her traffic anarchy in 2015.

For those to whom the mere mention of the Awolowo name triggers medical emergencies, I would only suggest that you look for constructive hobbies such as postage stamp collecting, poetry or train-spotting, to occupy your time in a far more productive manner than is possible if you exert yourself rephrasing previously aired grievances well past the point at which such whimpering ceases to be entertaining, as it merges with the rest of the background noise that often accompanies rational discourse here.

Men like Chief Awolowo, and Chief Odumegwu Ojukwu were highly educated, brave and innovative icons of their time as Nigerian history makers, whose names will be invoked in universal reverence tinged with sparse and now insignificant revilement, for generations to come. That is for sure.

Fortunately thus far, only those resident in some of the more remote, semi-lawless reaches of rural North America, or in certain un-named neighborhoods scattered across more than a few Western European cities, need concern themselves with being confronted by members of the WAR ( White Aryan Resistance ), the KKK or any such fraternities of hate, during the course of daily suburban life.

Certainly, black Africans visiting or newly resident in the West should be made aware early on in their stay in the West that not all "locals" are friendly in North America or Europe, YET, such an important urban survival skill must NOT be allowed to broaden in scope until it seeks to classify ALL "white" people as being inherently disdainful or treacherous, as a group. To embrace any ideology that champions the broad categorization of human beings, primarily on the basis of their physical appearance, gender or religious persuasion, rather than on the merit of their individual conduct and legitimately earned qualifications, is be an avowed racist in its most counter-productive, short-sighted and economically disadvantageous manifestation of the ailment.

Returning to the strong words rightfully expressed by the poster here, on the subject of Western extremist fringe-groups, any mild apprehension generated by the sobering acceptance that one is hated in an organized way, simply due to the race into which one is born, is at least tempered with the realization that the KKK is yet to open its first branch office in Lagos, Nigeria, Accra Ghana, or even anywhere in Namibia, where German ancestry runs deep to this day. In short, Western hate groups are of minimal significance to Africa, at least for now.

Issuing dire warnings to African internet forum readers, educating them on the motives and activities of essentially Western hate groups, is about as helpful in practical terms as sending out news bulletins to Eskimos living amid the icy wastes and towering glaciers north of the Arctic Circle, informing them in urgent tones that Australia is facing one of its more challenging fire seasons on record.

bidexiii:
Are you serious there s being lot of pictured of captured MBT,APC and IFV from BH that are of NA .

That is some impressive machinery for sure. Boko Haram may have started out as a rag-tag gang of gunmen, but the monster grew into a well-equipped, heavily armed, conventional army fully capable of taking and holding cities in modern Africa. These are very sobering pictures. Once can only HOPE that the backers who created Boko Haram will now allow the organization to die a natural death, given that the political objectives that inspired its creation have been largely met, at the federal level in Nigeria.

If Lady Luck smiles on our illustrious outgoing "Second Lady" Mrs. Sambo, she just might be fortunate enough to enroll for post-graduate English Language courses taught by the erudite scholar Professor Patience "Mama Peace" Jonathan, who will spend her retirement years on the faculty of several reputable national universities across Nigeria, in her role as a roaming Professor Emeritus.

That is the first picture I have seen of a straight up battle tank of ANY vintage, fielded by the Boko Haram terror group. The fuel logistics chain alone, that would be required to run such a massive piece of machinery in a war, means Boko Haram are very well financed indeed, by that shadowy cartel of very greedy individuals who evidently harbor ambitions to conquer and annex Nigerian territory, by force of arms. A battle tank is rarely seen in use by a guerilla fighting force, and is far more frequently used by conventional mechanized infantry units funded by state treasuries.

Anyway, without digressing into political considerations, it is now safe to assume that the Boko Haram tanks, "technical" pickup trucks, re-supply helicopters, and APCs will all soon be removed from service and once again placed on the international arms market, as the Boko Haram leaders proceed to metamorphose from genocidal slave-trading terrorists, into " stake-holders" eagerly ready to partake of Nigeria's oil wealth, thanks to the wonders of modern democracy.