₦airaland Forum

GenBuhari:
Madam, I do not want to spoil anybody's happy mood, but it is important to understand the power blocks at play behind the scenes and simply hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.

It would fill my heart with joy to be proved wrong on this occasion.it really would but he need to understand that many hidden obstacles remain in the path Nigeria's progress and development.

Whaaat ? General, na you dey talk this one ? Abi na dream I dey ? Because of wettin I read here today, I don order glass to wear put for eye, because this surprise dey to much o.

Chai ! Wonderment !

itsMrIke:
You are an e-diot for wishing violence on Nigeria. GMB has won the election, let your thugs in the Delta start an uproar. You think GMB will keep quiet and let them rubbish his government. Just remember what OBJ did to Timaya's people. Violence ko!
Make una try am na!! Instead of you to be thinking of how well we can take advantage of this change, you are busy preaching chaos! Tompolo and Asari should make noise na, and see if the entire creek will not be blasted out of Nigeria map!! Arrant Nonsense!!!

You too dey look film show and play video game Oga, but when reality jam, who no know go know.

egift:
Nigerians and the next administration will carefully separate trouble makers from the larger innocent law-abiding citizens of Nigeria in the Niger Delta region. All the security agents need to do is pick them up, don't expect a blanket treatment.

And if you are not ready ready to pick up weapon yourself and enter the creek, then stop inciting innocent Nigerians just hoping for better livelihood for their daily bread.

The fact remain that we need Peace in Nigeria. It is good for everyone.

"Follow peace with all men, without which no one can see God" - Bible.

Ha ha ha na so, Oga. Theory don full ground, and na only practical remain to see ha ha ha

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] We think they see and fear the danger..tis just fatale pride that sees them ranting,raving and behaving like scary ostriches. [/color]

Na the yanga of person when never take eye see Egbesu work for inside bush, na him dem still dey do ha ha ha.

Beedude:
Topic changing every hour from GEJ followers .. Don't worry bro, we handle ur militant brothers when their time comes .. Let's deal with there Pay Master first

I sure say na ya Game Station remote you go carry go Delta to take am control dem abi ha ha ha ha. Ok make we wait until dem blow whistle.

Oga no fess o, BUT Niger Delta nogo gree donate even one DROP of crude oil for ya Boko Hari Sharia Republic.

When time reach you go know say no be play-play matter I dey explain for you here, but time never reach YET.

Beedude:
Word of Advice : Never F**K with a General, he's not a zoologist

That senile old muffukuh cain't even tell his asz from a hole in the ground, he is so brain dead ha ha.

NO OYEL for Boko Hari and him Sharia Republic. When the ting start you self go know.

gateleo:
Bad balle go kill you.... haters will surely die of heart attack. ...

The man speaks the truth. Boko Hari will need to look inward for money to pay his slaves under Nigeria's Jihadist rogue state economy, of which the oil-rich Niger Delta will NOT be a part EVER.

appini:
The first 4years of Buhari presidency will be a total wastage.

Nigerians should be ready for more complains about how GEJ looted the treasury of Nigeria, for that reason it will be difficult to fulfil his promises.

You are so kind, in not assuming that the AIDS infection will waste Boko Hari just like Yara Dua before him.

mustymatic:
Guy u r mad ooo, how is niger delta not in Nigeria? chaaai, GMB will surely surprise ppl like u aswear. we will swim deep into ur so called oil. it is our tym now ...It's either u giv or we take by force : )

Yes indeed, a lot of invaders hoping to "tame" the Niger Delta WILL swim and sleep with the fishes, and of that there is no doubt.

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

Points 3 and 4 are real eye-openers, because they are clearly traits found ONLY in Nigerian women. Seriously it never occurred to me that a woman who expresses HATRED to me, and who OPPOSES my every opinion, could be even remotely interested in me, since in ALL other cultures familiar to me, hate means hate, and open, relentless opposition means hate as well.

What a strange mentality it is, to show hate to those one finds attractive. Very strange indeed.

egift:
Three things that is make you Theory Of Anarchy not to work:
1. Buhari is not your regular clueless Zoologist. He is an Army Major General, trained in Nigeria, India, UK and the United States. He is very competent in all sense of it.

2. The good people of Niger Delta will rather have all the development they deserve and have their people in positions of power THAN turn the region to a war zone and under marshal law.

3. Unlike BH, if there is any problem in the creek, we know exactly those to pick up

Nigeria is moving forward. Separatists and clannish-minded folks like you will be left be

Could you be so kind as to let me know where you acquire your weed supply ?

I am not happy at all with the quality of what is currently available, and I want to achieve Nirvana just like you. Thank you in advance.

Supporters of Boko Haram terror gang leader Buhari are definitely excelling in premature celebrations over a victory they hope and dream of seeing at the polls, but, when the OFFICIAL results are finally published, Boko Hari's cult followers will also take first prize for wailing, gnashing of teeth, and burning abandoned motorcycles in the streets of Maiduguri, Republic of Sharialand.

mustymatic:
COW : (

Another good point. The northerners can sell all their cows to raise money for the salaries of civil servants under a hypothetical Jihadist government in Nigeria, because there will be ZERO crude oil income for them to steal or access in any way. Not one drop of oil will pass through the Niger Delta's pipelines, once it becomes clear that a Jihadist slave master has been fraudulently IMPOSED on Nigeria by trickery.

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] We will have to see how the economy will be runned on cocoa and groundnut....coupled with the tough year most economic pundits are predicting for Nigeria plus a decadent 72 year old at the helm. [/color]

You have pointed out what followers of terror gang leader Buhari are so desperate to ignore, which is that the Niger Delta oil will NOT be made available to any northern slave-master, as was the case for much of the past, before a Niger Delta homie made president.

The relevant mathematical equation is as follows : No crude oil = no salaries for federal employees = no fund allocation for states = no money for Hausa monopolists to steal = ANARCHY in Nigeria.

For a safe and gentle remedy to your friend's condition, he or she should seek out the leaf shown in this picture, which is known in Efik language as "Aruwana Si", and in the Yoruba language as "Asuwon Oyinbo". To ensure that the right leaf is selected, it is best to request this traditional medicine from someone who is familiar with the plant, which grows along river sides in West African countries.

Pluck two to four leaves, boil then for a few minutes in a small amount of water, and then when it cools down, discard the leaves and drink about one cup of the water, in order to return bowel movement to normalcy. This treatment must NOT be repeated more that once every 3 weeks, so as to retain the natural microbial balance of the digestive system. This method is very safe, and without any of the unpleasant side-effects seen by those who rely on pharmaceutical products.

[size=14pt]Kindly shut the ffuck up VD Jaguda. Nobody in the sane world is interested in your bogus pronouncements.

If your opinion is needed, armed robbers will beat it out of you. Than you for your cooperation, you dim-witted little monkey. [/size]

TRUTHTELA:
I am so DISAPPOINTED in Jonathan. You mean GEJ, can't rig this election? You're the president and a man from Katsina kicked you out of power. When Jonathan, removed Ihejirika and appointed Dasuki and Aliyu Gusau, as NSA, and Minister of Defense, respectively, I knew he's FINISHED. They misled him about all the BH, game and finally they got Jonathan, to start clearing BH, and Jonathan didn't read between the line that these guys are positioning things for Buhari, to come in. It's all a plot to HOODWINK people that Northerners ain't the one sponsoring BH.

If they started flushing BH, after Buhari wins, it will be so obvious, hence, they manipulated Jonathan, to shift the election. Jonathan, is the DUMBEST man to walk the face of this earth.

All of a sudden the Western, Arab, Chad, Niger SPONSORS of Boko Haram, started going after them, and Jonathan, didn't read between the line. Mr Failure Jonathan, go home with your NAIVETY. Ibori, and Orji Kalu, ( STREET SMART ) would have done better.

An old Chinese saying reminds us that spectators never fail to identify what they think participants ought to be doing.

Likewise, opinions are like armpits in that everybody has a couple. Thanks for sharing your armchair strategist's opinion, as a public service here.

MoneyGreen:
Say Baba, I take God beg you o!

My smoking crew on Nairaland we love it.. Tingtings, demdem, wakacome etc

Say Baba, we await your swearing in on May 29.. *lights up a BIG Jumbo for Baba*

Instead make you dey pray for Buhari to legalize bush smoke, e for good make you begin dey pray say make Buhari Sharia police no vex cut ya two hand commot, together with the mouth when you dey take drink that bush, and den throway you for inside jail GBOSAAAA !

Yeah, ffuck you Buhari. If you wangle a rigged election "victory", Army Sgt. Dongoyaro, a stark illiterate like you, will RULE Nigeria as an "interim" head of state, while you are STILL denied that Seriki of Nigeria position that you dream about, and wasted all your stolen money to attain.

If your rigged "victory" is allowed to stand, your bogus Sharia "government" had better start building groundnut pyramids in Kano, Northern Nigeria, because the Niger Delta's crude oil will be shut down TOTALLY, by the homies on standby over there, who will wipe out all the troops you send to try and grab the oil by force, leaving you with ZERO dollars and ZERO cents to loot in your capacity as Born To Rule Seriki of Nigeria.

Once again, Boko Hari, ffuck you AND the camel you rode in on, because you ain't goin' nowhere but DOWN.

Experimentist make you no forget many other correct leaf dey, when dey grow for Africa. Check dem for this discussion link inside Nairaland health section, and check wettin I write put about bitter-leaf, how dem dey use coconut oil prepare am, come take am treat body pain.

https://www.nairaland.com/1110844/nigerian-names-herbs-plants#27422266

windowxp5:
When God was allocating natural resources to nations on the earth, was it only SE nd SS he gave oil too or Nigeria at large.?

The short answer to your rhetorical question is that God did NOT place crude oil deposits under the feet of any Nigerian whose ancestry does NOT trace back to the Niger Delta. The pollution suffered by the people of the Niger Delta was borne by them ALONE, while career free-loaders from the far north of Nigeria quietly shared out among each other the rights to exploit Nigeria's oil fields, and pocket the proceeds.

Back during Africa's dark colonial era, a drunken Lord Lugard scrawled on paper the demarcation lines of an arbitrary national entity enclosing many disparate tribes, and named it "Nigeria". That fundamental geographical error was then compounded by a succession of post-colonial civilian and military governments, disproportionately represented by people from OUTSIDE the oil-producing "breadbasket" of the nation, who deliberately left the Izonh, the Itshekiri, the Urhobo, the Ogoni and the Ilaje with ZERO share from the export proceeds of the oil exploration whose attendant pollution decimated fish stocks and forever ruined farmland in the Niger Delta, their ancestral home.

Anyone still in doubt regarding the capability of the Niger Delta's inhabitants to STOP the flow of crude oil at will, will be educated very quickly if it transpires that Jihadist terror gang leader Buhari is imposed as Nigeria's next president, by virtue of intimidation, violence or documented fraud at the ongoing polls.

M17:
SOUTH WEST DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WRONG ? ONCE JONATHAN LOSE SAY BYE BYE TO OUR OIL .

Ha ha dem don forget about that oyel, say na ONLY from there all that money been dey come.

Dem tink say the oyel go continue to dey flow for Jihadi dem to sell and chop all ha ha ha ha.


Pull ya ear well-well to hear wettin M17 talk here today.


[size=14pt] M17 talk say make una say GOODBYE to we oyel, because market fiti go close one-2 GBAMM ! [/size]

meccuno:
"Nigerians??". So the people who have been voting for GEJ are sudanese? Well if you are preparing to protest,remember there is something called stray bullets....; [size=16pt].hope you don't receive an early call from the Lord [/size].....there are better avenues to express your grievances......

Say what ? An EARLY CALL from the Good Lord !

Ha ha ha ha yes my daily prayer will henceforth be modified as follows :

"Dear Lord, as much as I do love and worship you, I am in NO HURRY AT ALL, take my place at your right side, or even your left side, come to think of it, and with this in mind may I respectfully request that you do NOT issue me with an "EARLY CALL", before my time, so to speak. In other words, Lord, if I do get an early call, I seek your permission that I may consider it a technical error that can be ignored.

Thank you. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, and in conclusion, I'll see you later, MUCH, MUCH later."

shadowgwalker:
STANDFEET!
BULLIAKA! NOTHING DEY PAÎ!! nah GEJ get asô rock!!! [size=14pt]buhari!!your journey will jam rock!the highest your boys will do is to die killing people![/size]

They plan to die trying ha ha. Get Buhari rigged in, or die trying.

vooks:
They are sowing seeds of violence, GEJ won it long before the voting started

The scenario you paint here is perfectly valid, since terror gang leader Buhari has lived by the sword for long enough, and is therefore LONG overdue to taste the sword in either the metaphorical or physical sense, whichever proves most applicable when the opportune moment arises.

kingbasil:
Why panic when the man obviously is relaxed more so than the self proclaimed messiah of change... well he's been thwarting all the efforts of the opposition and will still do so by the time the official results are announce. My plea to grandpa buhari is not to incite his mumu and brainless followers to destroy things if the results don't go their way... Meanwhile GEJ rocks till 2019...

You got that right, brother man. The soul of a nation must NOT be handed to a terrorist facilitator under ANY circumstances.

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folahann:
Results are seriously being altered. That's why they said the results people posted from their PUs are fake.

If results need to be "modified" to ensure that Nigeria is NEVER ruled by an illiterate fundamentalist who seeks to enslave a nation of 150 million souls, then such a corrective exercise should be carried out with gusto. If a preemptive humane culling of terror gang leader Boko Hari becomes necessary to protect Africa from the emergence of a known terror organizer in any position of legitimate political power, then let the "wet work" be carried out with extreme prejudice, and as soon as is tactically feasible.

Regardless of what methodology is adopted, Nigeria must NEVER be allowed to fall under the malignant influence of a rabid enemy of democratic freedom who has already announced his intent to transform that nation into a theocratic backwater and rogue nation. Buhari MUST be sent packing to his village in the Chad Republic as a matter of paramount urgency and importance, feet-first if necessary, regardless of the approach adopted to achieve that strategic objective.

4Play:
The problem with this article is that it accords too much credence to a statement by Buhari that sharia law should be imposed throughtout the country. In reality, extending sharia law country-wide is impraticable.

Buhari has generated an impressive historical record of fanatical and violent conduct which establishes the basic, inherent traits of his true character, so his publicly expressed ambition to conquer the whole of Nigeria for subjugation under extremist rule, as utterly irrational and demented as it may appear to a sane observer, remains a cherished dream very close to the evil heart of Boko Haram terror gang leader Buhari, even while he seeks to impose himself by hook or by crook as a selected RULER and overlord mounting a subdued nation of Nigeria like a rabid hyena in heat.

The United States has long been painfully aware of serial election loser Buhari's criminal rap sheet that notably includes incitement to murder, in the wake of Buhari's 2011 election defeat, when scores of university graduates drafted by the government to supervise elections were set upon and slaughtered at the hands of baying northern Nigerian street mobs inspired by Bhuari's public threats that "blood would flow" in vengeance against the Nigerian public, whenever his INEVITABLE election loss became official.

US intelligence is also cognizant of Buhari's antecedents as a rogue military coup organizer, who truncated the tenure of an elected government in 1983, and then subjected Nigeria to one of her most harrowing periods of sadistic and arbitrary terror witnessed till date, when thousands were arrested by the dreaded secret police, and herded into subterranean cells where scores died from torture, starvation and medical neglect.

With the growing threat posed by fundamentalist death-cults operating in Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, Yemen, Nigeria, Chad and the Cameroons, the US data files also document Buhari's much-publicized comments essentially swearing allegiance to an over-arching, long-term political agenda that seeks to subjugate the entirety of Nigeria's disparate tribes, religions and unifying secular legal system under the 17th-Century theocratic dictates of Sharia Law in its most barbaric mutation, as practiced by the the terror groups ISIS and Boko Haram currently.

Buhari's often trumpeted claim to be a moralostic crusader and vanquisher of corruption are also regarded with some amusement by observers both within and outside Africa, given the key role played by Buhari, during the brutal and oppressive reign of military tyrant Sanni Abacha, arguably Nigeria's most accomplished embezzler of state funds, when Buhari was entrusted with the proceeds of international crude oil exports, in a climate of criminal impunity and non-existent fiscal oversight.

Finally, it does not take a political scientist to interpret the gloating, mocking tone in Buhari's every press release that follows bloody attacks perpetrated against civilians by the Boko Haram terror group, especially when viewed in the context of Buhari's bitter protests every time the Nigerian military scores victories against the terrorists in the ongoing Sambisa war. In short, Buhari is not just a sympathizer, but also a supporter and financier of the Boko Haram terror group, which he HOPES will create sufficient panic in the populace, that they would be blackmailed into voting Buhari into office as the born-to-rule RULER of his dreams, just so he can finally call off the attacks by his Boko Haram terror gang, as a "benevolent" reward to the voting public for once again giving Buhari free and liberal access to government treasuries.

Diplomatic protocol prohibits Washington from openly expressing official support for incumbent Nigerian President Jonathan Goodluck, but you can bet your bottom dollar that behind the scenes, Uncle Sam's strategic preference calls for Jonathan to REMAIN in office until the year 2019, by which time a more stringent candidate selection process in Nigerian politics will foreclose the chances of illiterate, senile and bloodthirsty individuals such as Buhari from ever contemplating the notion of applying to run for elected office.

adebisiolumide5:
This is A lie!!! please Swerve!!!

Calm down and stop screeching. It is the manifest destiny of Buhari to LOSE and face DEFEAT in ALL endeavors to which he applies his stash of embezzled money.

Once again in case anyone in the house is deaf, Buhari is FATED to LOSE in ALL he does, over and over and over again, until hell freezes over .