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im glad u all like it.more to come

Boy sitting in front of a danfo bus said loudly 2 himself “if my dad was a king & my mum a queen would b a prince, if my dad was a cock and my mum was a hen I would be a chick, if my dad was a lion & my mum a lioness would b a cub! D bus driver getting irritated wit the boys recitation asked d boy “if 2 say ur papa na agbero & ur mama na ashawo,tell me, na wetin u4 b? D boy answered "Danfo driver!"

really good points, it cld be frustrating at times when ppl ask if the bus has comewhen they see u standing at the busstop

joanana:
I am addicted to NL . Met most of my pals on this site. Maybe my hubby sef fit dey Nairaland u never can tell. Lol

maybe u found me

theres nothing wrong in baking a breath taking, record breaking cake, but soon we'll begin to hear that it was baked with billions of dollars-thats what is wrong

im so proud of nl. i met my very best friend on nl even though weve not met physically but we're best of friends and nl keeps me up to date with latest news and gists. i also get rid of boredom and workstress through nl with loads and loads of funny things that happen here.
good job moderators

are u nuts?

i guess this guy wants to imitate his predecessor, i mean maybe he wants to raise enough money as the cbn gov to be able to campign as governor of his state, bunch of thieves who want us to pay for services not rendered. i wonder what this country would be like if we ever have a full month of power supply

oh!!!! lovely joke, the guy should thank his stars cos if he had said otherwise maybe he wouldnt have lived to tell the story

siapaya:
I'm working on it now

no offence guy, just catching fun

my brother, those police are just becoming unbearable. 1 has to pray not to fall victim in their hands cos as far as the nigeria police is concerened there are no such things as human rights as they dont even know what it means.

very funny, got some of us laughing in the office

the only joke i find here is the posters very poor english,

heard this joke severally from basket mouth but its still good

sley4life:
they should JAIL&HANG(if possible) all corrupt members in the nff.

and those in the EFCC too + d police,lastma,customs,immigrations,politicians and so on

this is just the excess they're talking about, i can imagine how the real thing is being done, i pity my dear fellows in this country. ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!God help us and deliver us from these mental and mordern day slavery

i wonder if the average nigerian has any greater enemy than the nigeria police, i was at the police station this last weekend to check a girl friend whose entire compound (including her father, brothers and neighbours) were raided by senseless men of the nigeria police and i was amased at the level of curroption that was shamelessely displayed there,  and as if that was not enough i accompanied my sis and her kids to the airport and the immigration officers asked to be bribbed (8k) to let her travel with some food stuffs,  i wonder what the future looks like with these kind of people in our sectors and i also wonder if we have any nigerian sector that is sensitized and sanitized at all. all bunches of curropt and selfish golddiggers---------------may God help us, 
pls share your views and recent experiences with these legalized men of the underworld

very funny, i can imagine the woman fainting, @poster very good 1 keep em coming

On the Onovo threat issue, I was kidding. You should be able to see sacarsm when you read one. No person of the uniform in Nigeria deseres an award. Not the Police, Army, Navy, Airforce, Customs, Immigrations, Prisons, Civil Defense, Federal Road Safety Corp, none of em'.
[quote][/quote]did u 4get to add LASTMA

u both are crazy, what more can i say?

crazily funny   oh!!!!!!!im a nigerian

any good crv that is as clean as new and affordable is welcome, remember with full details and pics and location. thanks

i just pray these guys dont start loosing their lives mysteriously cos to deal with the 1 they call the ''ebora of owu'' is not or may not be an easy task

this car has left me breathless, @times i wonder why resources are not shared equally by natutre, i struggle everyday to get a bike to work. i agree that this car is more than sexy and sleeky, its something else

one of my bosses needs a very clean crv with reasonable price and pics, hes counting on me to ease his search, thanks all

@POSTER IF U DONT LET ME HAVE MY WAY, I'LL SINK NAIRALAND, LOL

ok thanks. so what d'u think? how can i get in touch wiv u?

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470369.msg6388834#msg6388834 date=1279182938]thru the email address above and wen i quoted you and said ''for what'' he felt it was my email and then wish to hola me only for him to find you there. He came back to NL to say that ''Fake females on NL exposed'' ''LOVE.4BUG is a man claiming to be woman''

everybody called me a scammer only but few that traced his proves found out that it all lies. but all thanks to Missy B who showed me tha trash if not I WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST BEFORE I KNOW IT.[/quote]its alarming how daft some people cld be. im so so so sorry for any inconviniences i might have caused u, but i was only trying to be friendly and get close and see if i cld make a difference that the vegetable man didnt make afterall i joined nl back then for networking purpose-i mean to meet people and work out possibilities. once again im so sorry,
n.b pls can u giv me the link to the post he posted. thanks pretty

yeah but for man-u. how on earth did he trace me there and what for?

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470369.msg6384649#msg6384649 date=1279116796]Pappy4real

na becos of you person call me a SCAMMER, he even posted your pix claiming you are me.[/quote]i dont get it, where on earth did he get my pics, im confused

this is good as in very funny :d :d :d

[quote author=LOVE.4BUG link=topic=470369.msg6376502#msg6376502 date=1279008852]for who?
for what?

why not make the move? why wait[/quote]waiting 4 u, hoping for possibilities, uve not given me chance to make any move, pls give me any slight clue, i mean contact, peace