Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Eyin ti NLD, Se e wa pa?

Mo n gbadun thread yi gan ni.
Ijesa lemi, mole je iyan(pounded yam) like anything.
Omo Yoruba owo yin da, e je ka r'owo yin ooooo.

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Gabbie its for the upcoming wedding @ Nairaland Junction.
Check this out

Gabrywyl<<<>>>>Pappyshoes,

Nothing works better

Enough impersonation, Online,, anything goes, u fit put H i.e haemaphrodite. We know who we know,

Gabbie, dont deny ursef now

Gabbie
Na who be this,,, Your wife is angry .

Need proof?

Pappyshoestical

Its a lie Gabbie, i dey ur hostel in 1832 when u still dey secondary school.
Na ur snoring woke up the dead rat in Hall III
I lie??

The armed robbers aproached an ibo man with gun and said
Your money or your life?
The Ibo man said, Take my life, make i take the money.
den kill Jesus christ, e no rise up the third day?
Boys i no de joke with money o.

As the robbers wanted to shoot him, he said

Nna slow slow now, ok I go cooperate, make we share am 40---60.


Who will take 40, i know you will ask, Go check the answer at Google.com.

The Federal government has to rescue the local investors in poultry business.The quickest intervention is needed in the area of Raw materials especially Maize and Soya bean meal. Those are the chief Energy and protein sources respectively. Unless Collapse is imminent

Im not a politician, neither is my parent , uncle.
Its u that wine and dine in politics not meeeeeeee

You are under arrest!!!!
Na joke b that?
Ok let me just laugh small, just to encourage uuu
Hah hah hah hah hah ha hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh
hih hih hih hih hih hih huh huh huh hu huh huh huh huhn

No ayour voice is Jokantic

No comment!!!!!!!!

Meaning that for Ibo man Ego na gooo.

The armed robbers aproached an ibo man and said
Your money or your life?
The Ibo man said, Take my life, make i take the money.
den kill Jesus christ, e no rise up the third day?
Boys i no de joke with money o.

As the robbers wanted to shoot him, he said

Nna slow slow now, ok I go cooperate, make we share am 40---60.


Who will take 40, i know you will ask, Go check the answer at Google.com.

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Shikenah, ba mwahala.

What a time wasting thread.
What ifffff, a guessing thread'

Mere wasting of time on unreal things

Excuse me pls,

Watch out Mr Balogun EFCC saharareporters will soon step in.

I am Tunde  fondly called Pappyshoes . I was in OAU, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife.(1995----2001). I studied Animal Science, stayed in Awo Hall throughout the 5 years, meanwhile i was a Shoe designer then on campus, GREAT IFE, If you are my friend, reach me on smileagain200@aol.com./037784492, 037784535(multilinks mobile)

Sorry, i miss road,

Oro re ni gboro enu

@poster
why are u still crying? its better u cry the cry u want to cry finish so as not remember to cry any cry again.

Grow up man are u a baby?

I am Tunde  fondly called Pappyshoes . I was in OAU, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife.(1995----2001). I studied Animal Science, stayed in Awo Hall throughout the 5 years, meanwhile i was a Shoe designer then, GREAT IFE, If you are my friend, reach me on smileagain200@aol.com./037784492, 037784535(multilinks mobile)

If love is truly in place, there shall be no cheating.

Your jokes are tendaful,HaHaHaHaHahAhAh
hihihihihihihihihihi

Gbosa 4u Sam.

You must be a professor, Meeen una tryyyyy gaaaaaannnn.