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Politics › Re: Primate Predicts Mechanical Fault For Presidential Jet by paranorman(m): 4:00pm On Dec 18, 2012
Willy7: Human mechanical fault?I think d Primate means assasination,but doesnt want to spell it out.Anyway,wheather true or false,personally i wouldn't advice any political enemy of the president to even contemplate assasination of d president,because it'll be a political error,miscalculation and suicide.The nation will be thrown into more chaos,and so many lives will be lost.No matter how clueless or corrupt this govt maybe,GEJ's life shouldnt be tampered.Except through a natural cause like sickness.2015 is around d corner,lets wait and see what he can offer before then,otherwise lets kick them out at the polls.Nigeria is already at its elastic limits,any further push such as tampering with d life of d president will elicit rage from one part of d country and will throw this nation into a chaos that d Arab spring will be like a child's play.My opinion though.God help us
true talk. I lyk d way u use Hook's law.
Politics › Re: Primate Predicts Mechanical Fault For Presidential Jet by paranorman(m): 3:57pm On Dec 18, 2012
simon gonner: not a bad prophecy..very goooooood..kill them all..revolution
o boi,u dey vexin mode? U b spartacus ni?
Food › Re: Access Bank Gives Staff Packets Of Sugar As Christmas Gifts. by paranorman(m): 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2012
HQ: A Gift is a Gift. Now be a good lad and say thank you. angry



Do you know if the top shots are getting the same sugar?

LMFAO @ this discovery. grin
abi o. Sell it den if u hv notin 2 do wit'em. Hope its St. L. sha?
Health › Re: Two-Inch Feather Emerges From Baby's Neck by paranorman(m): 10:20am On Dec 18, 2012
Brainrex: maybe she's a mutant undecided
too much x-men 4 u. Dnt b suprise if she becomes chicken woman!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Weeps Over Yakowa’s Death by paranorman(m): 7:42am On Dec 18, 2012
No woman,no cry!
Phones › Re: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by paranorman(m): 7:09pm On Dec 16, 2012
Wrong comparison! The gbam hi-5 cums wit a daily access fee of N10 cuz u make 25k/s to other network and 5k/s to other 5 friends u register wit d package.. U shuld v compared it glo infinito reloaded that comes 25k/s wit no daily acess fee!
Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With These Photos Of Psquare? by paranorman(m): 4:59pm On Dec 16, 2012
Sumtin sexual or sexually conected was goin on on his mind. Poor packagin stil.
Islam › Re: Kaduna Muslims Celebrate Death Of Governor by paranorman(m): 4:58pm On Dec 16, 2012
abdulkayus: simple as dat. Dey are nt true muslims. Jus bunch of intolerant, bigot and sentimental ppl. One of my frnd call dem Animal yesterday. Weda a muslim or xtain, all wat dey shld be prayin for is a good leadership. Some peeps up north has been brainwash beyond redemtion.
son,u'r so right. D bible teaches us to b sorrowful even when an man dies. I hate it wen muslims use God as an excuse 4 their actions uncalled for,chantin "allah's great"! Mohamed was notin lyk that...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Makes You A Christian: Studying The Bible Or Praying? by paranorman(m): 12:52pm On Dec 16, 2012
Neither! Being a christian is about havin a genuine relationship wit God thru Christ Jesus and behavin Christ-like;our utmost role-model. Readin d bible n prayin are neccesary aids,its ur personal relatnshp wit God that matters..... Plus,obey 2 simple rules:
1.love God wit al ur heart,ur soul,wit al u'v got.
2. Love ur neighbor as u luv urself..more practically,don't do to others as u won't lyk them to do to you... If u love anytin,sumbody,u'l nvr hurt'em. Love conquers all...
Celebrities › Re: "I Will Consider Plastic Surgery If..." Omotola Jalade Ekeinde. by paranorman(m): 2:57pm On Dec 15, 2012
Billyonaire: Whats true about that post. I have seen fire victims and accidents victims given new look via plastic surgery, do you define that as vain. You little minds.
gettin a surgery cuz o'any kinda accidents ain't vain... Those'r concrete reasons.. Tel me y a fine woman like omotola,afta four kids would til wanna get a platic surgery?! Face the fact:
anytin that isn't natural jst aint. Plus,u don't expect a woman afta four kids ta remain 'perfect'. Its nature baby and u can never cheat it!
Romance › Re: Should Parents Kiss In Front Of Children? by paranorman(m): 2:38pm On Dec 15, 2012
Kids Less than 12,nope. Kids more than 12,only a peck. For the 18 above....like they care about it...
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by paranorman(m): 7:19pm On Dec 13, 2012
For where? Where dem wan put me?! Am sexier than he is joh!
Culture › Re: Why Do We Cook And Eat At Funerals? by paranorman(m): 6:58pm On Dec 13, 2012
Personally,i dont buy d idea of partying in burial ceremony. This's very c'mon among d yorubas,i am one. D money spent doin such could have bn diverted into sumtin beta...
Phones › Re: BBM Versus Whatsapp by paranorman(m): 3:53pm On Dec 13, 2012
So many views. The truth is whatsapp is just an hybrid of BBM with more connectivity in that it connects different phone types.
Science/Technology › Re: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by paranorman(m): 2:04pm On Dec 13, 2012
fellis: I don't have any beef with them.

I just think homosexuality is abnormal and everyone should acknowledge this instead of pretending that it is normal.
wel written. Homosexuality's a sin. That dude might b gay.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Girl Killed In Rome, Italy by paranorman(m): 1:53pm On Dec 13, 2012
Van snickers: E be like say dat Garri, you dey drink don dey turn your eye.
he's right you knw. U'r in no position to jugde her! What'r u? U tink u'r way better than she was? Let he that have no sin b d first to cast the stone. Get a life son.
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Denies Dating Tonto Dikeh & Yvonne Nelson by paranorman(m): 10:33am On Dec 13, 2012
ogugua88: Cossy Orjiakor.
heartbreaker! U wan kil d guy b dat o.
Politics › Re: Senator Ndume Contacted Boko-Haram Leader 73 Times In One Month Says SSS by paranorman(m): 10:29am On Dec 13, 2012
73 tyms! Seventy three times in a month! Only God knows how many times they'v communicated!
Gaming › Re: Monopoly Lagos Version Launched In Nigeria by paranorman(m): 12:37am On Dec 13, 2012
Awesome,incredibly awesum!
Celebrities › Re: The Most Insulted Nigerian Public Figure In 2012 by paranorman(m): 4:30pm On Dec 12, 2012
Demdem: undecided
This your signature got my ribs cracked! 1st time i got really attracted into reading one's signature. Great humour,if i may add.
Romance › Re: Are You Enjoying Your Present Relationship Or Managing It? by paranorman(m): 3:48pm On Dec 12, 2012
She's beautifl,she's amazin,she's undastandin,she's matured,she's sexy,she's..... *sighs*
to the men,not boiz: atimes,wot u want is not what u actualy need... Dnt judge a book by the cover!
Romance › Re: Are You Enjoying Your Present Relationship Or Managing It? by paranorman(m): 3:43pm On Dec 12, 2012
Kzinne: ur husband must b bored of u by now haha!
don't b rude man,y u hatin cuz she's happy wit ha man...? Get a life son.
Phones › Re: Leaked Images Of The New Blackberry 10 L Series Phone Surfaces by paranorman(m): 11:37am On Dec 12, 2012
iamdsam: Ona take oath? Na wah o. Na only Nigeria person dey take oath with phone. Waiten person nor go see for this Nigeriahuh
relax,i just luv these OS.
Phones › Re: Leaked Images Of The New Blackberry 10 L Series Phone Surfaces by paranorman(m): 11:34am On Dec 12, 2012
BB this,BB that! Most people in naija use less than 70% of the phone specifications... All they do is ping!Ping!!ping!!! BB is just an over-rated phone here in naija. The company self isn't a major player in the Gsm market in europe,america and asia... Funny enuf,bold 5 is the first HD phone RIM made.
Career › Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by paranorman(m): 11:22am On Dec 12, 2012
More contributions,pls.
Phones › Re: Leaked Images Of The New Blackberry 10 L Series Phone Surfaces by paranorman(m): 9:42am On Dec 12, 2012
Lumia and symbian:till death do us part!
Events › Re: 12-12-12: One Of The Magical Dates, It Would Happen Again The Next 88years by paranorman(m): 8:33am On Dec 12, 2012
cr8v: This is one reason the Bible has proven to be correct. Written many years ago when men had not discovered that times differ according to your location, Jesus still commenting on the rapture said that some will be in the field(Luke 17:36) while others will be in bed sleeping (Luke 17:34)meaning it will occur instantaneously while some parts of the world would be having day/work hours(in the field) others will be in night time(in bed). It was over 1,000 years later that scientists discovered that times differ according to your geographical location.

So I don't consult Mayan calendars or predictions to understand the future, Bible has all foreknowledge and is scientifically ahead of its time
blessed art thou!
Romance › Re: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by paranorman(m): 3:48pm On Dec 11, 2012
Coldfeet: You have to know the price tag on others before you consider a girl cheap!
that's tha point! As long as u have a price tag,u'r cheap! As long as u can he can get ur legs wide open for couple o' cash,u'r cheap! Many 'big' gals are cheap,they'v got price tags! So i define a big gal,as one who caters 4 her needs herself wit content and dont need no dude to pay her bills! That's an ideal woman.
Nairaland General › Re: The 'Water Babies': 9-months, Cant Walk Or Talk, But Can Swim by paranorman(m): 12:02pm On Dec 11, 2012
Nutin new unda heaven,amazin though. If ma mama had tot me how to swim since i was 9 mnths old,i'd v bn d best.... Footbal clubs competed to sign messi's kid..tinkin he's gonna b lyk his father...!
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Leader & 2 Sub-commanders Killed In Maiduguri by paranorman(m): 9:39am On Dec 03, 2012
juman: Hiss.

There are several and many and many of leaders and sub-commanders.
and we shuld expect more bombings in return!
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage In Iro & Buba At ELOY Awards by paranorman(m): 9:33am On Dec 03, 2012
Tiwa,fyn gal wit natural beauty,african woman physik... Kip d fire burnin!
Family › Re: How Well Do You Think You Know Your Partner? A MUST Read For Everyone. by paranorman(m): 12:12pm On Dec 02, 2012
Dis's for the ladies especially,men aren't left out! Instead of you looking for a man that'll buy you a private jet, pray for a God-fearing man that'll love you, want you, take care of you and your 50 kids. For the men, don't bite more than you can chew,find a real "helper"... Bringing up a family is a joint responsibility this days; the world has changed. A wife should be an helper and that includes financially. Only few ladies,very few;2 outta 10, recognizes this! God help us all.

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