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Willy7: Human mechanical fault?I think d Primate means assasination,but doesnt want to spell it out.Anyway,wheather true or false,personally i wouldn't advice any political enemy of the president to even contemplate assasination of d president,because it'll be a political error,miscalculation and suicide.The nation will be thrown into more chaos,and so many lives will be lost.No matter how clueless or corrupt this govt maybe,GEJ's life shouldnt be tampered.Except through a natural cause like sickness.2015 is around d corner,lets wait and see what he can offer before then,otherwise lets kick them out at the polls.Nigeria is already at its elastic limits,any further push such as tampering with d life of d president will elicit rage from one part of d country and will throw this nation into a chaos that d Arab spring will be like a child's play.My opinion though.God help ustrue talk. I lyk d way u use Hook's law. |
simon gonner: not a bad prophecy..very goooooood..kill them all..revolutiono boi,u dey vexin mode? U b spartacus ni? |
HQ: A Gift is a Gift. Now be a good lad and say thank you.abi o. Sell it den if u hv notin 2 do wit'em. Hope its St. L. sha? |
Brainrex: maybe she's a mutanttoo much x-men 4 u. Dnt b suprise if she becomes chicken woman! |
No woman,no cry! |
Wrong comparison! The gbam hi-5 cums wit a daily access fee of N10 cuz u make 25k/s to other network and 5k/s to other 5 friends u register wit d package.. U shuld v compared it glo infinito reloaded that comes 25k/s wit no daily acess fee! |
Sumtin sexual or sexually conected was goin on on his mind. Poor packagin stil. |
abdulkayus: simple as dat. Dey are nt true muslims. Jus bunch of intolerant, bigot and sentimental ppl. One of my frnd call dem Animal yesterday. Weda a muslim or xtain, all wat dey shld be prayin for is a good leadership. Some peeps up north has been brainwash beyond redemtion.son,u'r so right. D bible teaches us to b sorrowful even when an man dies. I hate it wen muslims use God as an excuse 4 their actions uncalled for,chantin "allah's great"! Mohamed was notin lyk that... |
Neither! Being a christian is about havin a genuine relationship wit God thru Christ Jesus and behavin Christ-like;our utmost role-model. Readin d bible n prayin are neccesary aids,its ur personal relatnshp wit God that matters..... Plus,obey 2 simple rules: 1.love God wit al ur heart,ur soul,wit al u'v got. 2. Love ur neighbor as u luv urself..more practically,don't do to others as u won't lyk them to do to you... If u love anytin,sumbody,u'l nvr hurt'em. Love conquers all... |
Billyonaire: Whats true about that post. I have seen fire victims and accidents victims given new look via plastic surgery, do you define that as vain. You little minds.gettin a surgery cuz o'any kinda accidents ain't vain... Those'r concrete reasons.. Tel me y a fine woman like omotola,afta four kids would til wanna get a platic surgery?! Face the fact: anytin that isn't natural jst aint. Plus,u don't expect a woman afta four kids ta remain 'perfect'. Its nature baby and u can never cheat it! |
Kids Less than 12,nope. Kids more than 12,only a peck. For the 18 above....like they care about it... |
For where? Where dem wan put me?! Am sexier than he is joh! |
Personally,i dont buy d idea of partying in burial ceremony. This's very c'mon among d yorubas,i am one. D money spent doin such could have bn diverted into sumtin beta... |
So many views. The truth is whatsapp is just an hybrid of BBM with more connectivity in that it connects different phone types. |
fellis: I don't have any beef with them.wel written. Homosexuality's a sin. That dude might b gay. |
Van snickers: E be like say dat Garri, you dey drink don dey turn your eye.he's right you knw. U'r in no position to jugde her! What'r u? U tink u'r way better than she was? Let he that have no sin b d first to cast the stone. Get a life son. |
ogugua88: Cossy Orjiakor.heartbreaker! U wan kil d guy b dat o. |
73 tyms! Seventy three times in a month! Only God knows how many times they'v communicated! |
Awesome,incredibly awesum! |
Demdem:This your signature got my ribs cracked! 1st time i got really attracted into reading one's signature. Great humour,if i may add. |
She's beautifl,she's amazin,she's undastandin,she's matured,she's sexy,she's..... *sighs* to the men,not boiz: atimes,wot u want is not what u actualy need... Dnt judge a book by the cover! |
Kzinne: ur husband must b bored of u by now haha!don't b rude man,y u hatin cuz she's happy wit ha man...? Get a life son. |
iamdsam: Ona take oath? Na wah o. Na only Nigeria person dey take oath with phone. Waiten person nor go see for this Nigeriarelax,i just luv these OS. |
BB this,BB that! Most people in naija use less than 70% of the phone specifications... All they do is ping!Ping!!ping!!! BB is just an over-rated phone here in naija. The company self isn't a major player in the Gsm market in europe,america and asia... Funny enuf,bold 5 is the first HD phone RIM made. |
More contributions,pls. |
Lumia and symbian:till death do us part! |
cr8v: This is one reason the Bible has proven to be correct. Written many years ago when men had not discovered that times differ according to your location, Jesus still commenting on the rapture said that some will be in the field(Luke 17:36) while others will be in bed sleeping (Luke 17:34)meaning it will occur instantaneously while some parts of the world would be having day/work hours(in the field) others will be in night time(in bed). It was over 1,000 years later that scientists discovered that times differ according to your geographical location.blessed art thou! |
Coldfeet: You have to know the price tag on others before you consider a girl cheap!that's tha point! As long as u have a price tag,u'r cheap! As long as u can he can get ur legs wide open for couple o' cash,u'r cheap! Many 'big' gals are cheap,they'v got price tags! So i define a big gal,as one who caters 4 her needs herself wit content and dont need no dude to pay her bills! That's an ideal woman. |
Nutin new unda heaven,amazin though. If ma mama had tot me how to swim since i was 9 mnths old,i'd v bn d best.... Footbal clubs competed to sign messi's kid..tinkin he's gonna b lyk his father...! |
juman: Hiss.and we shuld expect more bombings in return! |
Tiwa,fyn gal wit natural beauty,african woman physik... Kip d fire burnin! |
Dis's for the ladies especially,men aren't left out! Instead of you looking for a man that'll buy you a private jet, pray for a God-fearing man that'll love you, want you, take care of you and your 50 kids. For the men, don't bite more than you can chew,find a real "helper"... Bringing up a family is a joint responsibility this days; the world has changed. A wife should be an helper and that includes financially. Only few ladies,very few;2 outta 10, recognizes this! God help us all. |



