₦airaland Forum

eccentric: Ha ha! Mad cow disease! A new strain must hav hit Onitsha this season. Or The poor cow was just defending it's fundamental mooing rites!

abi na... RIP bro cow,ur fight to live wil nvr b forgoten by the cow brotherhood..

ebenezer4o2: The caption(headline) on d front page & d full gist are unconnected..lol.

abi o. When i saw the headline,i tot of d wife being a 'superwoman'... She was just on time! Sad story dough 4 a xmas.if only they saw it comin....... .... ..

Congratulatns joh.... Angeli to n pin re,oju e da?! My time's comin o!!

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Dis question is funny “how do u diffrecuate between water and river“[/quote]hmmm... Don't tel me u don't knw a diference exits! Dependin on the type and size of water,we have seas,rivers,lagoons e.t.c just have we have humainbeings with different races(nature/color of skin)

Wish our politician had a heart like this and knw wen to retire if they'r caught in the act...

Does this mean an end to their 1 tym rumord beef?

oraclefemi: terms and conditions because of a relationship, abegi

lmao....u got ma ribs crackd! So many theories.. In practise,most of these conditions don't hold... !

Hmmm...lots n lots of view. My opinion:
1. If u want sumtin more than 'just being friends', don't b friends for 2 long else u'd b stuck in d 'just being friends zone'...
2. Be natural:show what'r realy made up of,watch out 4 traits u might not like,don't b decived by that persona he/she shows...
3. Check if u'r compatible (if u'r in not 4 flings!).
4. Never pretend... Watch unnoticeably carefuly with scritiny! Men can b snakes and women can b cameleons!
5. If u realy wanna get the strings tied,pray. Yes,pray! I mean it, PRAAAAY!!!

ChopUrMoni: [size=14pt]
Pleep... You sound like a very bitter and angry man. I dont know what women have done to hurt you so badly. Have 5 things to say to you.
1. PLEASE stop talking about religion because your mindset is far from godly... dont disgrace God like this please! God is neither condemning or judgmental.
2. If you choose not to be respectful then comment elsewhere please. I do not appreciated being called a whoar. I have done nothing to warrant that label.
3. Even if i were a gold digger or a whoar, what is it to you
4. Even if you choose not to get married, remember that you have a mother and female relatives if you dont have sisters. Have some respect!
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chai!

Al point noted,but a few are forgetin this:
money! Gurls changed. Men followed suit... B'live me,few guys are out dere that'll 'catch a grenade' 4 a damsel but gals no dey send dem! They'l rather go afta d ones wit 'fat n flabby' pockets! I was such and now, i am a 'new creature'! I'v even heard grannies tellin sons 2 forget'bout women,they shuld seek cash first n women wil run afta'em lyk wildfire! Even grannies knows the trend! Btw,few babes are worth 'catchin a grenade for' cuz they'r jazmines who needs aladins! Glad ma chick's one! *winks*

fellis: 'Aboki' means 'friend of mine'
for those of you that think you are insulting Hausas when you call them aboki

hmmm... We knw wot aboki means gurl,wen we use the word,we aren't referin to d literal mean,its d contextual... Jst lyk callin a friend 'sule' coz he's jst done a sily tin or yellin 'uche' on a pal cuz he lyks money. U dig?

Rare kinda love...if u ask moi....

virtuoso01: At the end of the day it will be businesses that will be able to afford this kind of services.


And not just any business, it will be high-networth busineses.

Another way of advertising has just been introduced.

good reasoning

Some woman prefer money to attention initialy;some can go ta the extent of marryin their great-grand-daddy's mate! *winks*
's far 's d money kips rollin in,they got no worries. It's when they get older,they regret not havin d kinda attention they'v wanted,or complain they didn't realy enjoy d husband.. I'v heard some women reminisce that they wish they married their 'poor' boyfriends den...because al their husband does is 'settle' them...

Some woman prefer money to attention initialy;some can go ta the extent of marryin their great-grand-daddy's mate! *winks*
's far 's d money kips rollin in,they got no worries. It's when they get older,they regret not havin d kinda attention they'v wanted,or complain they didn't realy enjoy d husband.. I'v heard some women reminisce that they wish they married their 'poor' boyfriends den...

Cosmo... I wish i could do all what he did... Genius..

Sily questns i must confer. Buh for humor's sake,i'l lyk ta meet adam and eve.....!

Mtcheeew!! Ow can the world come to an end wen all God's words and His prophesies haven't been filfilled?! Gotta stay strapped wit God thru' Jesus Christ..! Lord God,lead me not into temptation,deliver me from evil and let Thy Kingdom come!

Mtcheeew!! Ow can the world come to an end wen all God's words and His prophesies haven't been filfilled?! Gotta stay wrapped wit God thru' Jesus Christ..!

Yeeew! When i saw dis topic,i was like gross.... Take this off d main page joh,put it in d ladies section!

jhydebaba: What is a phrase

i wonder o... All these are al clauses;at least... .

jhydebaba: What is a phrase

i wonder o... All these are al clauses;at least...

[quote author=Okija_juju]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilxqlFy7g1qinvcko1_400.gif This 40year old retired ashawo has killed us men o!! So because we no gree marry her fairly very used yansh, she categorize us as morons..


Akuna [/quote]o boi e,u don finish dis woman o... Culdn't stop laughin... She claims men are slowpoke abi, stil,women jst cnt do without those morons! Proud 2 b a slowpoke;sorry,i meant a man!

[quote author=Okija_juju]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilxqlFy7g1qinvcko1_400.gif This 40year old retired ashawo has killed us men o!! So because we no gree marry her fairly very used yansh, she categorize us as morons..


Akuna [/quote]o boi e,u don finish dis woman o... Culdn't stop laughin... She claims men are slowpoke abi, stil,women jst cnt do without those morons! Proud 2 b a slowpoke;sorry,i meant a man!

...unbelievable! I couldn't b'lieve akpors didnt make the list!
At seven months,akpors was already havin delicacies like grounded cassava and peanuts,Sometin adults and kids could only afford! The only time he buys clothes is durin xmas celebrations... Jst 2 mention a few..

dasparrow: Boy oh boy! The girls are growing! I can see they will be tall like their mom and dad. Cute family I must say. If Obama were a Nigerian bred man, he won't be looking happy and content with his 2 beautiful daughters right about now. He will rather be sticking his d!ck in every Vjay all in the name that he is looking for who will birth him a son. Obama should thank God he is not Nigerian/African.

mehn,wot'r finkin?! Typical nigerian man! Obama has got a son;incase u never knew.

dick hardener: naija dey yab naija, if oyinbo call una monkey now una go dey vex

true,such ethnocentric statement should b condoled. Whr d mod at?

Holly molly! What a folly! How could she b dippin her ...! Nonsense! She should b prosecuted!

safarigirl: The illusion that a Nigerian woman is/will be better than an akata is like that of the village girl being better than the city girl. You can't say the Nigerian families are doing badly when the same goes for every immigrant family in the US. Without one's relatives there to check the marriage, settle issues and correct erring spouses, peacocks will begin to think they can fly. This is just another thread for women-bashing, why aren't there accounts of the philandering Nigerian man that runs away from his family, or are Nigerian men saints?

nigerian men aint saints! Buh d problem's more attachd 2 d women than men....

Marriage..hmmm... No b smal tin o. Many of my bros are seein women differently now.. Jst like d writer,i'v heard my bros say 'na pikin mama dey now,no wife again!' na to dey pray 4 Mr. or Mrs. Right o.

Hmmm.... Lets see:
who likes 'theospartacus'?! Wot a combination!