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BusinessRe: Nigerian Man Roasts Corns In Dubai For A Living (Photo) by Paretomaster(m): 6:41pm On Oct 02, 2016
Obinna, u sure say na roasted corn.?..too much Pablo Escobar documentary and. my flatty blodas desperation make me curious o...

make Narcotics Agent scrutinise those corn well o.....i no trust dis guys....

NCAN correspondence reporting from Kilimanjaro...
BusinessRe: Dangote: I Need 38 Visas To Move Around Africa Despite My Influence by Paretomaster(m): 2:39pm On Sep 19, 2016
Poorboy:
Who tell you say you get influence abok.i? Sha just reasoning like his bro the dullard..
bad belle kill u dia......I don't need a soothsayer to tell me u r a flatty....

u dare question d influence of a Man that can feed u and ur ancestors...
TravelRe: Azman Air Commences Flight Operations From Kebbi To Other States(pics) by Paretomaster(m): 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2016
Dirkcoyt:
Bros yu actually believe all thathuh Na only labana rice dey , and it restricted to sme part of kebbi self, is not yet a commercial success in kebbi.

Goto zuru in kebbi state, thai rice are still the order of the day, don't believe all you read online. Bro nothing is happening in this state!!! This state is poor as fu-ck! I often wonder how they were given a state! 25yrs anniversary and its still look socially rock bottom!

They don't have a city! I mean a city that can even come close to sokoto not to mention kaduna or kano.

Yauri, zuru, aleiru, argungu, birnin kebbi, jega all this place are sub-urban not yet urban.

What the state need is massive modernization of agriculture to reach it potential, so much land mass for nothing! Poor transportation system.
yea, d proximity of the state put it at a disadvantage, but it has to start from somewhere, don't u think such investment can put d state in d right direction?....com on don't mak it sound like it's d poorest state in Nigeria...

bro even d whole of Nigeria is stil developing, I see d current administration is trying it's best, with Modernised agriculture, and much improved Argungu fishing festival, d state can go places....
TravelRe: Azman Air Commences Flight Operations From Kebbi To Other States(pics) by Paretomaster(m): 8:05pm On Sep 09, 2016
Dirkcoyt:
I'm in kebbi presently and I can tell you that kebbi don't need an airport! Even if they needed one, it should have been a cargo airport for the transportation of agricultural produce.

The state is dead, poor and lifeless! No economy activities, they are 80percent farmers! The only time this people use an airport is for hajj , and I believe sokoto airport can take of that. Birnin kebbi is just an hour to sokoto.
well, d owner of d airline sees d potentials, Labana rice mills, Lagos state is partnering d state Govt to establish another rice mill, Dangote is trying to establish a sugar refinery...

things are taking shape bro....
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 6:18pm On Sep 07, 2016
nice, didn't know u ve got responses....nice one
class back online..
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 6:16pm On Sep 07, 2016
[quote author=MariamAlheri post=49141360][/quote]sorry o, just seeing dis.
" kin ce zaki yi tafiya ranar Monday, Amma baki tafi ba, ke fasa ne?
(referring to a female)
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 6:45am On Sep 07, 2016
inakwana dalibai da mallaman Hausa, ina fatan kun tashi lafiya...?
MariamAlheri, ya gajiya?
jacabi, ka gudu ko?
PoliticsRe: Hausas/fulani Now Behaving Like They Own Yorubaland. by Paretomaster(m): 10:33pm On Sep 06, 2016
Noneroone:
pls tell me what the hausas have before u start talking like a mad man.
I should tell u?..
then u r slower than I think..
PoliticsRe: Hausas/fulani Now Behaving Like They Own Yorubaland. by Paretomaster(m): 10:06pm On Sep 06, 2016
Noneroone:
continue brandishing usless links while you region is going.I pity you guys because the ways things are going you will be caught up in the middle. Hausa/fulani already know the future of one nigeria is not bright. Because of the rising awareness in the east occassioned by the renewed Biafran movement and militancy. They know they have nothing that can sustain them. No human resources, no natural resources, no arable land, and they are landlocked. Even the lake chad in the far north east has almost completely dried up. It is now about 20 percent of its original size. Coupled with climate change, desertification and insurgency ravaging the area, they know it is suicide mission attempting to stay on their own. Even Buhari in katsina admitted that they are in trouble and needs the south. They know the SE/SS are prooving "stubborn' to their advances thats why they are hoplessly searching for oil and are heading towards SW. They have shifted attention to lagos and are systematically testing the resolve of the natives by occassional violence and threats. They have won the right to wear jihab in schools, they now occassionally kill yorubas in Lagos without response, they create uproar whenever the rights to practise islam in SW is slightly undermined. Even sanusi recently said that SW is more important than ND. All these point to one thing-they are gaining subtle control over SW.
I feel.like slapping u with a tilapia....the North have nothing to sustain them,and are Landlocked?....

Biko...wat r u smoking...is d above description not for ur erosion ravaged hellhole....?

common tomatoes went on strike u already shitting ur pant out.......gerrraheere men!!!
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 7:59pm On Sep 06, 2016
AfricanApple:
it should be ba wanan neke so ba
Babbar yarinya..!!
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 5:48pm On Sep 06, 2016
MariamAlheri:
nagode sosai. yaya aiki? how do u say "dis isn't wat I want" "do u know d place?"?
dis isn't wat I want = ba wannan Nike so ba..

do u know d place = kasan wajen?(male) / kesan wajen?( female)
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 3:16pm On Sep 06, 2016
MariamAlheri:
pls, I just started learning. u will hv to translate wat u just said pls...
OK..... YAYA KIKE MARYAM ="HOW ARE U MARYAM?

INA NAN = I AM AROUND

BAN TAFI KO INA BA = I DID NOT GO TO ANYWHERE.
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 1:23pm On Sep 06, 2016
MariamAlheri:
pls don't stop o. paretomaster, Ina ki je ?
Yaya kike Maryam, ina nan, ban tafi ko ina ba..
PoliticsRe: What Is The Contribution Of South East Region To The Federation Account? by Paretomaster(m): 5:56pm On Sep 03, 2016
SpeedOfLight:
Shataaap! Are you into dick measuring competition? If pipeline goes boom in Imo state you will be the first to shout Army "kill them all", if Niger bridge is blocked you shout Army "kill them all", what do you need from us? I guess nothing? So support our quest for freedom. For your info 95% food stuff I eat came from east. Nsukka pepper, Ogbaru Yam, we planted tomatoes in my compound, live stock, ebonyi/Anambra rice, we drink black(crude oil) and red(palm oil) gold.
Ahahhaha.. for your mind...common tomatoes went on strike, and u ppl are already shitting ur pant out....

am currently helping ur fellow flatty...get Onions ti the east.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herd-boy Seen Studying His Books While Out With ‘his’ Cows For Grazing by Paretomaster(m): 9:38am On Sep 03, 2016
heard of Prof Jibril Aminu?....

..Legend has it that while rearing his father's cows, he will peep thru the window of the colonial school then, and answer questions students in the classroom can't answer, and ran away ( having been hanging around the classroom while grazing the cows)

he was later brought to the class to study, and the result is a professor of medicine, and a Senator of the FRN.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubril_Aminu
PoliticsRe: On The Abia State Logo by Paretomaster(m): 9:12pm On Aug 31, 2016
so ppl don't have the right to their own opinion again...?
PoliticsRe: How Abia Turned Down My Logo Design, Be The Judge (pics) by Paretomaster(m): 6:45pm On Aug 31, 2016
well done bro...u really tried,but I think they made a better choice.....

yours looks like it's made for Okika shrine....just kidding....i will also go for their choice, look simple, and more official..
PoliticsRe: They Killed ‘buhari’ While I Was In Detention, Says Trader by Paretomaster(m): 6:16pm On Aug 26, 2016
ahahha, dem Don play dis man piano, E dey sing another song...
CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 6:52am On Aug 25, 2016
AfricanApple:
Mei gida na! cheesy inakwana. ya gajia. ka tashi lafia?
lafiya lau, Yaya kike?
PoliticsRe: IPOB SPLITS: Breakaway Faction, TRIPOB, To Burn Biafra Flag On October 1 by Paretomaster(m): 6:20pm On Aug 24, 2016
MrEverest:
You guys are full of irrational statements. Are Igbos & companies in the SE not paying tax to FG?? Are there no Nigerian in Ghana, Togo, Cameroun etc so why must all Igbos come back before you take them serious?? Even if Biafra is declared today, some Igbos will still remain in Lagos, Abuja etc just like their are Igbos in Accra, Cotonue, Lome, Dakar etc. The moment Biafra is declared, the difference is that Igbos under the FG like civil service, armed forces, police etc will be absorbed into that of Biafra. I hope you are now enlightened??
ko joor!!!..u want to eat ur cake, and have it.

why will u want to remain in d Zoo, I tot d Zoo is useless, corrupt, and backward, why did u want to stay with us, pls leave....

Did the foreigners in d above mentioned countries germinate there?....they go thru d proper channel....

stop wasting ur time, go home, and recall all ur leaders holding public offices in d Zoo, pack all ur bag, and Ghana must go, and return to dat erosion stricken he**hole

then let's talk, less I forget, what about the Biafra protest that is to take place in Kano?....
CareerRe: Another Dangote Female Driver... by Paretomaster(op): 5:33pm On Aug 24, 2016
Lalasticlala do the needful pls...
CareerAnother Dangote Female Driver... by Paretomaster(op): 10:05am On Aug 24, 2016
Meet Halima Al hassan, one of the Female Dangote truck Driver, one is late, and the Amazon herself is still much around, most of the time cruising around in her private cars

Nairaland Ladies are u up to the task?..

CultureRe: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Paretomaster(m): 8:24am On Aug 24, 2016
AfricanApple:
This room is really drying out for good
let's keep.it alive...ina kwana..
CrimeRe: Indian Police Busts Global Drug Cartel, 7 Nigerians Arrested. by Paretomaster(m): 3:14pm On Aug 19, 2016
NCAN correspondence, reporting live from Kilimanjaro branch.

seen, signed, and stamped...confirm!!! Industrious sons from the land of the rising Sun...
CrimeRe: Nigerian And Romanian Arrested For Drug-trafficking In Cambodia - Khmer Times by Paretomaster(m): 6:16pm On Aug 18, 2016
another industrious son from the land of the rising sun.
NCAN correspondence, reporting from Kilimanjaro branch.
am still begging for u guys to just disappoint me for once, just once....
CrimeRe: 7 Nigerians Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by Paretomaster(m): 8:18pm On Aug 17, 2016
You ppl won't learn...why don't u just disappoint me...just once...once....
NCAN correspondence Kilimanjaro branch....
PoliticsRe: Flood Of Northerners In Imo State Villages by Paretomaster(m): 9:02pm On Aug 14, 2016
after murdering their kinsmen, and rejoice over it, now u are even afraid of ur own shadow...Ahahahha Cowards!!

they are Nigerians, so dey can go wherever they like...

if the Northerners mean to do something, u know dey don't come here and rant.....
CrimeRe: Three Cocaine Smugglers Arrested At Lagos Airport (Pics) by Paretomaster(m): 3:20pm On Aug 13, 2016
you ppl should just disappoint me once, just one...
NCAN, KILIMANJARO BRANCH.
PoliticsRe: More Than 10 Hausa People Killed In akokwa Community, The True Story by Paretomaster(m): 12:07pm On Aug 13, 2016
Mustay:
Firstly, I don't do tribal rants. So if you think I'll be lured by such, no vex, wrong number.

Secondly, you do not just swallow information given to you at face value. This could have been anyone, just anyone. The person the OP is calling Hausa may just have been Kanuri, Fulani or even a non-Nigerian. The OP could be of the opinion that just because he speaks what sounds to him like Hausa, he is Hausa.

Thirdly, this is still irresponsible reportage. It's really at this stage I support a regulation on the use of social media. What identity is the dead man? How has the picture helped you? Are you a medical expert or police man? Who knew what transpired to determine who is a criminal or otherwise.

Lastly, I understand the trend we have here on NL. There's so much hate around that bigotry is publicly celebrated and encouraged. Even the few who pretend to respect human lives lose it when someone from their tribe is involved irrespective of whether the subject is right or wrong. Pfffft!
u have spoken well....
PoliticsRe: More Than 10 Hausa People Killed In akokwa Community, The True Story by Paretomaster(m): 11:49am On Aug 13, 2016
tbaba1234:
One man committed a crime and the whole community is paying the price.That's unfair.
I wonder o, and if his brothers decided to do same, d wave of killing will continue ....

u v got the criminal, why going after other innocent ppl?...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Suggested ‘avengers’ As Name During Formation Of NDA – Splinter Group by Paretomaster(m): 8:23am On Aug 11, 2016
lordimmaogidi:
MEND should shut de F**k up.where were Mend,when GEJ peacefully handed ova power 2 2 pMB
Peacefully ke...when Ngozi, and co are almost shitting...their pants begging him to make d call..


" “Mr. President, I can tell you that by congratulating
Buhari, you would have done the unthinkable and
history will surely be kind to you,” a presidential
aide quoted the aviation minister as saying.
Our sources said as the President and Mr. Chidoka
conversed, the Minister of Justice, Mohammed Adoke,
arrived.
“He quickly joined Osita (the aviation minister) in
appealing to the President to ignore those advising
him not to concede defeat,” a witness said. “In fact, I
saw Adoke and Osita kneeling before the president in
deference and begging him to take the right decision
in the interest of the country.”
Our sources said at this point, Mr. Jonathan appeared
convinced. But more calls came in from people
believed to be opposed to any concession move, and
the president became confused again.
At that point, the Minister of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-
Iweala, arrived, and she quickly joined the party
working to convince Mr. Jonathan to make the
historic call.
While Mr. Adoke departed shortly after Mrs Okonjo-
Iweala’s arrival, the finance minister and her
aviation counterpart continued to appeal to the
President to make the right decision.
At a point, the Special Assistant to the President on
Domestic Matters, Waripamo-Owei Dudafa, joined the
party.
He reportedly knelt before the president, held his
hand, and said, “You need to congratulate Buhari
now sir. I think you should leave this place on May
29 holding your head high.”
Mr. Dudafa then offered to place a call to Mr. Buhari
so the President could speak with him. Mr. Jonathan
agreed."
PoliticsRe: July 1966 Counter-coup: Fajuyi’s Aides Knew About The Coup But Betrayed Him –sis by Paretomaster(m): 3:52pm On Jul 30, 2016
Tunami:
oga, read the post well and you will see where Maj Gen Fajuyi's sister said that his aides knew about the coup but didnt tell fajuyi. The truth is that yoruba soldiers were betrayed by both the ibo and hausa soldiers in the two coups that occured in that year.
no u go back and read well, she said she "think"....she wasn't sure....

" Could that mean they were aware of the coup?
Yes, I "think" they were aware and they did not tell him"

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