₦airaland Forum

olac21:
Hu ok then but why the alakoba part?take care bro

just kidding bro.....u know ma babe here will start questioning me here...

olac21:
Sorry bro..read a post of you abt two girls so I thought you married one of them...

alakoba, dat was many years back o...ma girlfriend is here, and now u will make me start explaining...... iyawo mi..i can xplain ma..

olac21:
Paretomaster..are you married now?

y u asking bro?...ma girlfriend dey Nairaland o..

olac21:
Paretomaster..are you married now?

y u asking bro?...ma girlfriend dey Nairaland o..

I think by now ppl outside d North can feel wat d Northerners are feeling..

the Fulani herdsmen have been in constant quarrel with their Northern host, most of them are not even Nigerians, they come from neighbouring countries, those are d troublesome ones, u hardly see other Fulani with homes ho about attacking ppl, but dis waka..about ones they are hard to fight...

Now dis is getting outta hand, this what d Northerners have been battling with for years..

the worse thing is dat they don't hav a place call home, always roaming about, causing mayhem...

OTDR:
^^FYI, Borno indigenes are not hausas?

so many educated illiterate all over...to them every Northerner is an Hausa.....

can't u see how they reffer to BH as an Hausa thing even when most if d BH guys don't understand Hausa language...

wow! how many can identify the book on the table "MAGANA JARI CE"

Salym:
Interesting thread. Love it.

barka da zuwa, yaya kake...( u r welcome, how are you?)

following!

omanzo02:
Buhari can't win any offensive in Niger Delta, comparing ND militants to Boko haram is pure ignorance, ND militants don't need troops of fighters to deal a deadly blow to the economy. They have done it before and they can still do it again, Buhari should know he is not dealing with amajiris but intelligent men whom have developed over the years. It's his choice though and those boys will help him to ground the country to a halt.

so u r even comparing Niger Delta militants to BH, I smh for u, when d poo hit d fan now, u ppl will com here and start wailling....

if u like go do aya gbangba..in front of naval ship or gunboat....na orun alakeji...for u..

Mindfulness:
Of course not but to import toothpicks is quite funny in a sad way because it is not only about the price the consumers will pay but about companies creating employment and thus giving people purchasing power and thus enabling more investment and more employment and more purchasing power and so it goes on and on and on. Nigeria must use every opportunity it has to encourage investment, manufacturing and thus employment. The toothpick has been the funniest and saddest example but we have to start somewhere and we should start with what is easy and toothpick production is easier than the manufacturing of cars, computers or TVs.


To think that you can manipulate your currency without encouraging investment and the creation of employment is insanity.
Nigeria has been manipulating their currency rate for a long time now and ignoring the fact that currencies reflect a country's productive strength and see what they got out of it.

It is not about the dollar, nor about the Yuan. It is about what we as people have the power to offer to ourselves and the world in terms of productivity.

I still maintain that we import any product we have comparative, and absolute disadvantage, be it toothpicks or any other products, while we concentrate on our area of advantage.

it's not too late to go back to agriculture, we also have several mineral resources we can explore...

Mindfulness:
And Nigeria has no access to cheap labor with the high unemployment rate? And how difficult is it to get the technology needed t manufacture toothpicks? Having said that, your recommendation in the second paragraph can't be achieved if we reason like you in the first paragraph.

of course we have access to cheap labour, and technology, but d population of China, and advancement gv it an edge.

on your second point, there are many other area, we hav comparative, and absolute advantage over China, so we can explore that, must bit be in toothpicks production only?

kayfra:
Then ww will keep importing toothpicks. Ww won't have incentives to diversify and we'll be reliant on dumped Chinese goods.

yes, we can keen importing toothpicks, simply because China hav a comparative advantage of producing toothpicks than Nigeria, wat I mean is dis, it's not that we don't hav bamboo or something, but importing toothpicks from China is a lot cheaper than producing it here, because China have access to cheap labour, and technology...so in dis case, will u advice we produce toothpicks at say #100, when we can import it at #30?

on d issue of importing everything from China, we can blame ourself for that, because we so much rely on oil as our major source of export, hence neglecting other areas of investment, which reduce us to mono economy , but God willing if we can diversify, d whole economy, like Ebonyi state is doing in term of rice production, Sokoto in d area of Agriculture, and d likes, u can be sure we will have enough to export, and rely less on crude.....

kayfra:
Just wait till China devalues the yuan like they normally do. You'll scream bloody murder.

if they devalue their Yuan, then our naira will be strengthen against d Yuan....abi I lie?

yarimo:
Politicians and lies is like bread and butter, just last 2days I saw in the news a queue of generators in queue in a petrol filling station in the state capital

yes fuel queue, as the state Govt subsidise fuel to sell at 87 naira, and also station police men to ensure compliance...

kudos abeg.

Dalector ...game over.

Nice one, ma state dey try dis days....

Kilodeeeee..!..dis ppl sha una no dey disappoint.....haba!..

The Anambra State Police Command on Thursday
arrested a serving member of the National Youth Corps
Scheme, NYSC, for alleged armed robbery and
kidnapping.
The State Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, DSP
Ali Okechukwu, made this disclosure to newsmen while
parading the unnamed corps member, alongside nine
other suspects at the Command’s headquarters.
The PPRO said the arrest was made possible by
information volunteered by the public to officers of the
Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS.

“The corps member is currently serving in Anambra
State and has been involved in armed robbery and
kidnapping in and around the state.
“The corps member had on March 22, conspired with
another suspect and broke into the Igwe’s Lodge at
Abagana and robbed students of the National Open
University of their handsets, laptops and cash of N92,
000.
“On March 6 at about 2100hrs, four kidnappers, who
hailed from Obosi in Idemili Local Government, lured
their victim (a young lady), out of Onitsha Sports Club,
via Facebook to Oguta Road in Onitsha, where she was
kidnapped at an uncompleted building.
“The victim was also kept for days until the ransom of
N500, 000 was paid.


“The victim was stripped naked and video-recorded
after robbing her of a Samsung Galaxy phone, blue
touch screen phone and wrist watch all valued at N90,
000.
“One locally made short gun with live cartridge and an
axe was recovered from them,” Okechukwu said.
The PPRO noted that the suspects will be charged to
court soon, adding that the corps member had
confessed to the crime.




http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/08/serving-corps-member-nabbed-for-robbery-kidnapping-in-anambra/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

Nice one....d state Govt try.......

korlahwarleh:
mods pls do the needful o

nice one...God bless u.....just PM u, check and revert...

South African pastor , Paseka Motsoeneng , popularly
called prophet Mboro of the Incredible Happenings
Ministries is not ready to stop , at least not for now .
The controversial pastor who was said to have gone to
heaven and come back is at it again. Reflecting on his
recent journey to heaven , prophet Mboro said he found
out that Jesus Christ has a “young , hot ” wife.
“ I saw heaven and it is a surprise. Jesus for example , has
a beautiful Xhosa wife. She is young , hot , and extremely
attractive, ” he said.
Recall that the controversial prophet was whisked away
to heaven where he allegedly took pictures which are now
to be sold for R 5 000 to anyone who want to view them .
Lol , this is blasphemy !



http://www.informationng.com/2016/04/jesus-christ-has-a-hot-sexy-wife-popular-pastor-who-went-to-heaven-declares.html

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A middle-aged man, Nonso Azubuike, who specializes
in stealing tricycles, popularly known as keke NAPEP,
on Tuesday gave gruesome details on how he murders
his victims.
The suspect, an indigene of Otolo in Nnewi, Anambra
State, confessed that he relocated to Enugu from Abuja,
alongside his accomplice, after they had killed five
commercial motorcyclists.
According to him, “we operated for so long in Abuja but
had to relocate when the situation became difficult.
Before we left, we killed five okada riders in Nasarawa.
“Here in Enugu, we usually board a Keke, myself and
my friend, Kennedy Ihunegbo, who is now dead; we
will ask the Keke rider to take us to our building site at
Ugwuaji; on getting there, we will ask him to help us
load some items into the keke; once he bends down,
one of us will use hammer and hit him on the head until
he dies.
“We will now bury him in a shallow grave, which we
usually dug at a building foundation within the Enugu-
Port Harcourt Express Way.”
Earlier while parading him alongside other suspects at
the Enugu State Police command’s headquarters, the
commissioner of police, Nwodibo Ekechukwu,
disclosed that Nonso and his accomplice, now late,
escaped after committing similar act at keffi in
Nasarawa State and relocated to Enugu early January,
2016.
The commissioner stated that the two suspects,
initially engaged in crimes of killing commercial
motorcycle riders in Abuja, adding that in 2014, they
spread their operations to Nasarawa state and had
stolen so many motorcycles mainly in Ado area of the
state.



http://dailypost.ng/2016/04/05/i-have-killed-buried-7-tricycle-riders-man-confesses-in-enugu/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

shaqhead:
Guy dt is so true...I work around phase 2 and stay around felele...ryt now there is lyt sinc last night!

nice one bro, at least, make we enjoy am while it last....but Kogi dey dull person sha.......no better place to go during off days....

For d past one week in Lokoja.....20-22 hours don't know how dey do it......

datalossvictim1:
But when will black men have each other's backs for a common good, in a very peaceful manner?

Very greedy goat!

Hey!

AfricanApple:
if no be you, na well

ah...ojoro...u Don go ask ko?

The guy just fulfill d Hausa age saying "Idan ba ke ba, sai rijiya"

they better look after d girl of his choice before she commit same, but I doubt girls of nowaday.........

oya, AfricanApple, and other hausa students make una com interprete the above o..

okonja:
So you mean, you can follow a convoy carrying corpse without seeing the corpse

OR

You can board a commercial vehicle with coffin in it?...

They are all aware abeg!c

I tell ya..abi hw I go see bus with coffin, com enter, I no know person wen die..wen no be ma papa die...

halfricanadian:
First get ur sister out of his home

Next if he doesnt look for her she is with the wrong man


If he comes looking for her let him go tru a lpt to habe her bck so he can treat her well wen he sees ow hard he went tru to av her

these remind me of d scenario btw ma sis and her husband, he love her so much dat he wouldn't allow her a 10 feet space alone, he always think we will take her back...

despite d family disapproval, ma sis insist on marrying him.

fast forward after 3 children, he marry 2 more wives, and couldn't care for her financially, d little we send to her, he will collect and spend, when she got tired, she let him leave the house, before she park her things, and move to stay with one of our cousin in a nearby state.

when he arrive, and couldn't find ma sis anywhere, he send the other wives to their fathers house, dat how could they allow her leave.

he called us in Lagos to seek her where about, we told him she is not with us, he travelled to our home state...the families their knowing him very well, threatened him to provide their daughter or he won't leave d village, he broke down, and cry like a baby..

he travel from village to village looking for her, to no avail, all dis while, ma elder bro knew where she was, but decide to teach him a lesson..

after the journey, he ran outta cash, and have to sell his phone to proceed back home, from home, he arrange another money, and set out again, down to Lagos, because ma elder bro told him she is with him, when he get to Lagos, and find out she his not there, he almost kill himself.

I was full of pity for him, after so much pleading, he was told she is in Kebbi State, he set out again.

before getting to Kebbi, he start making mouth, lashing out at ma brother, before he got there, ma brother have send a taxi to pick her from where she is, Ahahahha, it's like the guy knew, he chartered a bike, and block d taxi...and said hell will be let loose if he didn't take his wife with him.

since then, he dare not maltreat her again.