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Aloy~Emeka:
One day we shall have ms Armed robber beauty pageant in Nigeria.

lwkmd,

Wisdom is profitable to direct, I still can't understand why he won't just resign and go take care of himself?? Health, my people say, is wealth, So what exactly does he think he is playing at when  it's obvious to the blind that he isn't healthy

oh poor Lola!!
And peace my people!!

that's not so hard. . . It's all about meeting the RIGHT person for YOU! Cos really, there are no schemes or particular tricks to it. . . . Just that right person for you and you being right for that person. . .

trust you are kiddin and so would just *roflol*

well it's called *LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURNS*
roflol. . . . .

omg!! what happened to all the girls in your hood?? don't tell me, none has got any of these qualities??

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 Re: Me And My Ex Again
« #2 on: October 05, 2009, 06:27 PM »  

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Quote from: 190 on October 05, 2009, 06:12 PM
Just spoke with my ex a couple of hours back

and she was like she would be coming to see me 2morow

and i should be prepared to give her money to do her hair

please, what does that statement signify

we do not have plans 2 get back together

i have someone already in my life and we've been seperated like 8-10months now

now she says she wanna visit mi and quickly chip in the (you would give me money for my hair)

does that mean a resecurection of the relationship or the normal Xcessive demandin which flows in her blood

(mind u i know clearly i dont have a future with her)

But why would she demand for money for hair when i know she is in another relationship

please ladies lemme know what u tink about this!


who be this??  

and at your question- Simple- U be mumu[color=#990000]  


lwkmd. . . *tears in my eyes* *body in stitches*

platnumnk.
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Re: Me And My Ex Again
« #2 on: October 05, 2009, 06:27 PM »

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Quote from: 190 on October 05, 2009, 06:12 PM
Just spoke with my ex a couple of hours back

and she was like she would be coming to see me 2morow

and i should be prepared to give her money to do her hair

please, what does that statement signify

we do not have plans 2 get back together

i have someone already in my life and we've been seperated like 8-10months now

now she says she wanna visit mi and quickly chip in the (you would give me money for my hair)

does that mean a resecurection of the relationship or the normal Xcessive demandin which flows in her blood

(mind u i know clearly i dont have a future with her)

But why would she demand for money for hair when i know she is in another relationship

please ladies lemme know what u tink about this!


who be this??

and at your question- Simple- U be mumu[color=#990000]


lwkmd. . . *tears in my eyes* *body in stitches*

THE AMAKA (f)
wherever you want me to be. . .
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Re: Genevieve Talks About The Oprah Experience
« #91 on: Today at 01:02:24 AM »

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why cant you people just appreciate and give genny her kudos.
instead of taking any chance you get to try and bring her down or say that someone else is better than her.
sorry but a lot of people in nollywood cant even make it to hollywood, and thats the reality.
JUST GIVE GENNY HER KUDOS AND SHUT UP!
why is everyone looking for ways to try and say she is this and that and talk crap about her.

you people are just so lame.

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THE AMAKA: don't tell me you missed STEPHANIE OKEREKE's entry into HOLLYWOOD o!!!!!!!!! A film about a GLASS

*wink wink*

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Re: Genevieve Talks About The Oprah Experience
« #39 on: Yesterday at 02:19:06 PM »

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Quote from: calyx on Yesterday at 02:04:39 PM
I am so happy to dedicate my 100th contribution on Nairaland to a big fan of mine. . .Genevive Nnaji.

Genny, "this is in recognition of your superlative talent, intelligence, humility and overall contribution to humanity especially in charity to the needy in Africa."

On my behalfam intelligent too though not so humbleand other contributors on Nairaland, I convey a very warm regards.

Shuoooo you dey count your post



EKITIKAN: so you didn't know that by replying this post, it was your 35th post?? *sober*

oohhhh, She's such a beautiful babe. Sat beside her just last week at an event. Omg!! I am so proud of myself!!! Oh sorry, so proud of Genny-babe!! lol,

Really loved the guy!! There were times he amused me silly! But I just couldn't stop loving him,
I pray his soul rests in perfect peace,

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Re: She Made Love To Me(in Ramadam Kareem)
« #28 on: September 03, 2009, 04:18 PM »

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I used to date this girl in the past who insisted that we should not be having sex whenever she was fasting and this used to piss me off like mad!

REASON?

I will tell you:

If the Almighty is against us having premarital sex as single men/women or boys and girls, do we honestly think that the period we do it - during fasting or not makes any difference?

We should stop fooling ourselves and be (very) objective.


TRUE TALK!

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Re: She Made Love To Me(in Ramadam Kareem)
« #17 on: September 03, 2009, 02:25 PM »

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She told you no fooling around, "I obliged"

She told you told find some patience, "I obliged"

She said she was coming to say hi, "I obliged"

I hope "I obliged" to use condom or best be ready to "I oblige" when she says she's pregnant

And be ready to "I oblige" and apologize for your sins and "I oblige" to tell her to "I oblige" and apologize for hers too

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hahahahahahahahahaha, lwkmd

Re: She Made Love To Me(in Ramadam Kareem)
« #13 on: September 03, 2009, 02:11 PM »

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@tosyn

dis deed was commited in the thick of the fast 12noon,


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Re: She Made Love To Me(in Ramadam Kareem)
« #14 on: September 03, 2009, 02:12 PM »

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next time wait till 1:00 pm



i don laf die wake up continue stil de laf!
chei!!

Hurray!!! I'm sept 2!!

rasputinn:
Your birthday mates are Frontview,pfeifer,olayemi09,igbalajobi and wintabotom

Tanx for the links!!

lwkmd. . . .
Luv u guys/gals. . . . One luv naija! !

kunmibola:
Guys, 4get about d fact that i presented u wit a fiction or tales. I jst told u d whole truth.She nevr gave me any reasonable reason and to be sincere, i have alwaz been 2 busy 2 start flirting on NL.

@parislomo and others who belong 2 d same schl of tots,i created ds post 4 pple who are highly intellectual 2 contribute and nt 4 shallow minded pple like u.

If only you had such guts to handle your babe! It's invisible moi u want to de do shakara for!!! shiooooooooowwwww,

U beta get away from here before she spanks you silly! a-to-le!! lwkmd. . . So much for an intellectual discourse!! yuck. . .

Wat a thread?! Lwkmd, But wait a minute poster, what was that cocky reason of yours again? So she wont lose you to awon tani? Oun pe ke to LOSE each other! Shi-oooow

Curling has to be the most boring sport ever. It's like an advanced version of biro game. But they don't use bic pens, just some "whatever they're called". One time last season they didn't show a barca CL game cause Canada was in a curling tournament. I wan die that day. ANyone that can sit through an hour of that shit has either never seen a TV before and is just staring at the box, or blind and can't really see shit.

Imagine a bunch of women in their 40s playing table soccer, only not as exciting.


lwkmd. . .

milkan05:
olumaintain is the undisputed king of fuji!!! ;d

are u on dope or som'in lol

hahaha, what is this? How can there be a new king when there is still one on the throne: K1 the Ultimate!!
Please oh, let's ask who the PRINCE or whatever or whoever issssssss. . . wink

SAGAMITE!!! u just described me!!! Have we met before lol, I've always been telepathic with my EX-s. . . Oh, we are discussing ugly rings here!!! lol

Still laughing real hard at the topic!! Wicked. . . Wicked question. . . roflol. . . I do pray HE involves me in the ring purchase thingy cos I cannot pretend! I've always imagined it in my head. . . I might just burst out crying if I consider the ring U G L Y!! lol

Like this Nairaland is under Internet and is not well safety enough because Majonrinti of us do demons, We need to call the E-EF-SEE-SEE for nairalanders becoz they use JASS and not well PRESENTABLE enough . . . . But seriously Kokolette Rita should have won. . . . .


Got me cracking up real bad, roflol, lwkm

Good- AY. Better- I GO DIE. Best- BASKETMOUTH. Bad- JULIUS. Worse- JEDI. Worst: SHEDDI BABA

Oops! What's the procedure like to enrol?

Oops! What's the procedure like to enrol?

Before the training, what are the procedures to enrol?

Of all 'em owners, I miss CELTEL the most! Really don't care about how often they change baton, as long as my line's still workin very welllllll. Luv the 'new name', sounds Behind! Roflol,

Congratulations to him/her!