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RomanceRe: How Often Do You Call Your Partner ? by parislomo(f): 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2010
huh
PoliticsRe: World Bank Votes $65m For Abuja Airport Fencing by parislomo(f): 11:20am On Jan 23, 2010
huh huh huh huh
FamilyRe: Would You Add Your Parents In Your Facebook Friends List? by parislomo(f): 4:27pm On Jan 22, 2010
osaass:
The whole facebook madness needs to stop anyway. There is too much personal information on the web.
I have always been wary of how much info i input. You never know when these things come back and hurt you.
Wish I had been wary from the start! Gosh, my whole life is on fb & I'm sooooo running away in less than 24hrs!

@ Poster: my parents are trying to ban "WE-children" from fb anyway, so I can't imagine adding them!! My mom would just faint. . . Not for any foul, vulgar or dirty reason though; but my activity (ies) is over 100%!!
FoodRe: Naija Continental Dishes by parislomo(f): 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2010
@ FREECHAT:

haba WE are not talking favourites na, lol. . .
FamilyRe: Must A Man Share The Same Bedroom With The Wife? by parislomo(f): 11:58am On Jan 22, 2010
huh huh huh

And I am soooooooo wondering why would my husband not want to share same room with me!! Not just the bed right? Like sharing the whole room room right??
FamilyRe: How Do I Make Twins? by parislomo(f): 11:46am On Jan 22, 2010
saintneo:
eat enough moi-moi, chin-chin, do-do and any food that its name is a repetition.
this is very serious grin grin grin grin grin
Fhemmmy:
Make love to you wife in the Elevator on the second floor and make sure 2 people that are twins are watching you.
trust me, it works like magic tongue
tanx for making my day!!
grin grin grin grin grin
FoodRe: Naija Continental Dishes by parislomo(f): 11:10am On Jan 22, 2010
aloy-emeka:
Name foods eaten by other races/continents that are akin to a particular Naija food?


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/42/Zongzi.jpg/800px-Zongzi.jpg

Zongzi[Chinese]
NAIJA OFADA huh huh huh

smiley
FoodRe: Naija Continental Dishes by parislomo(f): 11:08am On Jan 22, 2010
@ FL GLATORS:

Please help make the comparison(s); e.g.
aloy-emeka:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/MashedPotatoes.jpg/800px-MashedPotatoes.jpg

US mashed potatoes[ naija version of pounded yam]
Thanks.
RomanceRe: Your Bf/gf Decided To Go Celibate! by parislomo(f): 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2010
r231:
says who.

back in the days if you are not pregnant NO MARRIAGE cheesy cheesy cheesy
WELL, THERE ARE DIFFERENT HISTORY MATERIALS OUT THERE WITH DIFFERENT ERA-s, SO YOU MOST PROBABLY PICKED THE ERA OF PREGNANCY BEFORE MARRIAGE. . . AND I THINK IT SUITS YOUR COLOR. *in a sweet way*  cool

@ UJU: U are not being old school or rather there is nothing wrong in being old school if it is about holding on to very good and profound VALUES.
Celibacy it is for me any day. . . and it is not even an option to want to start and stop mid-way. What is that?? tongue

But for two people who started out being active and a partner requests to be celibate  embarassed undecided I really don't know how to put it together!!
PoliticsRe: Court Freezes Ibru’s N500bn Bank Accounts by parislomo(f): 11:34am On Jan 21, 2010
Why do I feel so indifferent with this piece  embarassed cry huh
PoliticsRe: Don't Cry For Me Nigerians by parislomo(f): 11:30am On Jan 21, 2010
nice and creative piece
CelebritiesRe: Anita Hogan Gives Birth To Baby Boy by parislomo(f): 9:22am On Jan 21, 2010
The heart of man who can truly understand??
Everyone who chooses to marry, MUST DEFINITELY have a reason for sticking to THAT ONE PERSON who makes the perfect sense to him/her.
Please note: I didn't say to marry a perfect person o!
Sade married Okoya, the whole city went agog that she married the man cos of his money!! Dare married Deola, city was on fire that he married someone older!! Adaeze married Yobo (both young, famous and wealthy), yet people still had to cry SHE MARRIED HIM COS OF PREGNANCY; HE MARRIED HER COS SHE IS AN EX-BEAUTY QUEEN!! Gosh, world-people, ko si ogbon ta le da to please you ke!!
Seriously, can't we just be happy for people and their choices and wish them well all the same??
We should not always try to analyse things that WE do not have the faintest idea about!! *my 2 kobo*

Anita, thank God for you and your family. May your baby grow in strength and stature like our Lord. Provision to be good caretakers will abound in your home.
CultureRe: Cultural Myths From Around Nigeria by parislomo(f): 10:07am On Jan 20, 2010
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Quote from: RichyBlacK on Yesterday at 03:51:14 PM
While growing up, we were told that India was the best country in EVERY sport, and that they're so good that they were banned from the Olympics and the World Cup.

Anybody heard that myth?


yes o, i know that one. In fact in the version i heard, India was banned from sports after a football match with Naija; naija lost 100:1
My uncle told that one (if i remember correctly); he said India played with 22 players - 11 playing on the ground and 11 playing in the air, so sometimes the ball will be kicked into the air and it'll remain there being kicked around by india's eleven iin the air until it is kicked into naija's goal post!! Sometimes too, the ball is kicked at Naija's goal-keeper and the ball will suddenly turn into a huge head of palm-fruit! of course the poor keeper dives away for dear life and the thingy turns back into a football and speeds into Naija's net!!

Chai, i'm laughing myself to splinters just remembering this.



roflol. . . God have mercy!! You have broken my rib-cage o!! Of cos I have heard that goalkeeper part but reading it here is simply a cracker!! ldkmo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup Semi: Man City Vs Man Utd [2 - 1] On Tues, 19th Jan by parislomo(f): 8:11am On Jan 20, 2010
tkb417:
I think gaynners are the only peeps in the world allowed to bask in self delusion

How can a sane man compare call a 2-1 loss to a 4-2 spankin?
As a matter of fact, its a no brainer

All gaynners are dolts

Whose biz is it if u fielded sukuta pasu as goalie

The last time I checked, accordin to u people, they are the salt of life




Twats with no brain cells

Ritchie
Market dey, nothin won/lost yet
This is just the first half
THANKS DEARIE, I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER. xoxo
PhonesRe: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by parislomo(f): 11:07am On Jan 19, 2010
Toppiano:
Naija beware!!! Small time scammer go dey carry food comot for person table by blutut grin grin
lwkmd!!
PhonesRe: Beware Of The Following Phone Numbers: by parislomo(f): 2:05pm On Jan 18, 2010
Thank God my LINES are soaked in the blood of Jesus!! No attempt to dial my lines from any of these lines will go through in Jesus name, amen.
Thank you Lord.
EntertainmentRe: Michael Jackson Is Alive! He's A Traffic Cop In Abuja, Nigeria by parislomo(f): 10:04am On Jan 18, 2010
I dont believe a word of this.

HELLO!!! SOME MOTHERS DO HAVE THEM!! SO IT CROSSED YOUR MIND THIS COULD BE TRUE?? OMG!!
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo's Wedding Pictures by parislomo(f): 9:36am On Jan 18, 2010
Sharp x:
[color=#006600] Nice pics yobo,but seriously is it ok 4 a white wedding after she is pregnant?, d wife realy luk fat.
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I seriously want to believe you are not referring to Adaeze cos someone already helped clear the air her dress isn't white!! Ha!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When A Man Is Emotionally Unavailable! by parislomo(f): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2010
So many such guys abound! And the girl isn't alone in that kind of situation. . . Prayer's needed; sincerity of purpose should be established; dialogue. . . Hmmm. . . DIALOGUE!!
Music/RadioRe: Why Do Nigerian Artists Have Poorly Written Songs? by parislomo(f): 6:58pm On Jan 16, 2010
I'm not all that into music, but ME thinks, BANKY W too is one of the few that takes time to make sense. Seen 2 of his videos that were also a notch different. Yeah, my baby JEREMIAH GYANG too. . . Hmmm. . .
Christianity EtcRe: Favourite Psalm by parislomo(f): 6:29pm On Jan 16, 2010
SWEETGUY10: I feel you, It's a psalm that humbles me always, Makes me sober and keeps me in tune too. . I love it! I love it!!
Christianity EtcRe: Favourite Psalm by parislomo(f): 9:29pm On Jan 15, 2010
Ps. 51: for in sin did my mother conceive me. . . . For against thee, thee only have I done this evil. .  . Cast me not away from your presence o Lord and take not your Holy Spirit from me. Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation! ! !  Have mercy upon me o Lord according to your loving kindness!!
Christianity EtcRe: Favourite Psalm by parislomo(f): 9:27pm On Jan 15, 2010
Ps. 51: for in sin did my mother conceive me. . . . For against thee, thee only have I done this evil. . . Cast me not away from your presence o Lord and take not your Holy Spirit from me. Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation! ! ! Have mercy upon me o Lord according to your loving kindness!!
PoliticsRe: Seun Adebiyi Needs Your Help! Please! by parislomo(f): 8:28pm On Jan 15, 2010
may God have mercy and quickly provide that which is needed. Couldn't help chuckling at the name mispronunciation though. . . Seun or Shawn, help is on the way.
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Is Contacting His Ex by parislomo(f): 6:53pm On Jan 15, 2010
so sad really how strong the spirit of ex is. . . . So sad again when you are a rebound item!!
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Is Contacting His Ex by parislomo(f): 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2010
Truth is noone says DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX! But hey, when it begins to interfere with your new relationship, it's time to WATCH IT! Once you break-off from a relationship, be sure you are well over that person in THAT SPECIAL way before you open any FLOOD-GATE OF WE ARE NOW JUST FRIENDS! Ex-s are kinda ur PAST, so I don't get it when people are still THAT CLOSE,  So poster, I think you should have a roundtable discussion with your guy & know the way forward,  If he can't let go off his past, I fear to say, he doesn't yet have a present,  Which means, there is no YOU-HIM RELATIONSHIP!
CelebritiesRe: 9ice And Toni Payne Separate by parislomo(f): 11:06am On Jan 09, 2010
This isn't a cheering news at all!!
Just when you are thinking our youths are doing right by embracing the institution, something so unpleasant rears its head to rock your fantasy!! I'm so so so sad. . . I really wasn't excited when they hooked up but I had to wish them well all the same. . .
I sincerely hope the separation isn't something so serious and it's only referring to their long distance relationship!!
God have mercy
CultureRe: Can You Remember Those Pry Sch Songs We Love 2sing Back In D Days? by parislomo(f): 10:48am On Dec 21, 2009
ede times ede rashida customer iyawo shola erin bola odabo odabo kayode!! This was to spell EXERCISE BOOK! Lwkmd,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare Blows Hot ! ( Why I Quit Redeemed Church ) by parislomo(f): 4:43pm On Nov 26, 2009
god bless pst. tunde bakare. i'd be praying for you pst. trust me. . . . . i've always loved you!!!!!!!!!!!
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Album Of The Year: 2009 by parislomo(f): 1:20pm On Nov 25, 2009
really had a long laugh while I read through every post! Not commenting on the albums cos I know nothing about them. OOPS!!
Okija: I love your spirit. Keep it burning.
RomanceRe: IS Honeymoon Trip Really Necesarry After Marriage by parislomo(f): 10:28am On Nov 16, 2009
If one can afford both the expence and the time why nothuhhuhhuh
I sure would love to travel very far. . . Already have my destination locked-in!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Versus Facebook by parislomo(f): 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2009
FB it is for me!
For all those saying you are only real here on NL SHAME ON YOU!

be yourself anywhere and live the life!!

Bear in mind, YOU COULD NEVER PLEASE EVERYONE ANYWAY. . . . SO, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE. . . . IT'S JUST FOR YOURSELF!!

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