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respect80:
Inside life!
Is this how you have decided to discuss me and my family on a public forum like this? I came across this topic while going through the opera-news ads in my phone because it's been long since I logged in to my NL account.

You probably didn't know I'm a nairalander and you didn't mention any of the good things I have done for you for helping me look after my kids.
Meanwhile, I have forwarded the CV you sent to me to a friend of mine who is an indigene of Enugu state but works in Lagos and he assured me he would help you get something doing very soon cos I wasn't expecting to sit and look after my kids all day. I have or had good plans to complement every single help you've rendered to my family.

Well, I would like to say thank you for everything you have done for me, my wife and my kids and in light of this, I have also put a call to my wife to stop bothering you with our kids henceforth but I must say that you went too far on this cos you should have approached me or my wife with discretion and we would've understood your plight. What a humanity savage nature

It's a small world, they say.

Imagine say the woman husband dey NL true true and him just reply you like this

The kind cold wey go catch you ehn, 300 blankets no go do you

Lmao I'm not done with school so which CV do I want to send out? This is top shelf creative writing I liked it.

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It wouldn't make sense if I didn't post my testimony on here. I went into business with this guy without knowing him from anywhere, just based on the fact that I didn't see any negative reviews on his page. I can assure anyone reading this that he's transparent to the last. Even refunded me some money after we overcalculated and I paid him. I'll definitely recommend. 9.975/10.

Lmao you created a thread. Please buy Fleshlight from me o. Stop disturbing that innocent girl

Richy4:
Just open your mouth now haba!!!

When next she appear at your door step, Just take the kid from her and tell her that the fact that you love kids and and stays at home does not mean you don't have a life... Take the kid that day with a frown.. You don't need much talk... when she comes to fetch those kids, maintain the frown... She will understand that better...

I don't think I'm getting my point across. If you see how this woman goes to the point of years whenever I refuse to take them you'll know what I mean. I might just be mean and stop greeting her or something. Maybe when we're enemies this all will stop

iyatrustee:
Ok! You should gradually begin to refuse her request to babysit her kids. It might be difficult if the kids are fond of you though just so you don't make them feel abandoned and rejected. All the same, be diplomatic about it.

I told her I'm going out and gave her her baby. I just sneaked in like 15 minutes ago and locked the house with key as if I was still out. This life

iyatrustee:
All this in just one week of her moving in? as in 7days?

Sorry I meant last year. Updated it.

iammo:




You have to show her who is the boss, and who.is the man.. try and take a stroll and abandon the.kids alone and unattended for a long while, she surely feels entitled like most married women

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Lmaoo abandon the kids kwa?

I live alone near Yaba. My neighbor, a woman, just moved in last year with her two kids, a 3 year old and like 7, 8 months baby. Apparently her husband works in Enugu and can't be with them here in Lagos. So as I love kids I like to have them around and play with them at my spare time. The issue now is the woman feels it's her birthright for me to watch the kids while she go about their business (she has a provision store just in front of their house). Early morning this woman will come and drop her kids with me and vamoose. Even this morning she woke me up from sleep to come and carry baby. Can you just imagine

Every single time I try to tell her I'm busy cleaning or cooking or studying the woman starts to beg me with tears in her eyes that they're swamped and I end up taking them. Times like this I wish I'd a job so I can at least go out in the morning let me see if they'll die but with none please how can I convince them to leave me the hell alone? I'm fed up.

All this while you didn't realise you could be a Money agent? Immediately you got job you now want to run? Meanwhile your mom must have very strong persuasive powers to get you a job with the snap of her fingers. Even the Oga sef drive you go work himself. I no talk anything sha, do what your gut feeling tells you to.

I sell silicone Fleshlights for just 5k. Spice up your sex life and patronize me. No need begging for sex or paying big money for 10 minute pleasure. Pm me

SoNature:
The Fleshlight is a brand of artificial vagina or artificial anal opening intimacy gadget. It is a masturbatory aid, which is used by inserting the penis into its opening.

Sincerely, this is the first time I have come across that word, Fleshlight.

The truth is, if I was president, there are things I wouldn't allow into my country. If someone must import them, they'd pay through their noses.

You see that nonsense you promote here, it's definitely going to be one of them.

As in if you're president you would tell people how to live their lives? Thank God you're not and never will be a president.

I wish the Yorubas would understand that we need to team up and take back our country. The North is Driving us back! I know Yorubas like to live and let live but this war will soon come to you. Will you still fold your arms and watch?



I sell silicone Fleshlights for 5k only. Free delivery within Lagos. PM me now.

Americanboy35:
How much?

It's there nah. 5k

Is it until this woman runs into the bush that people will realise she's mad? And I have no words for these ones that just follow her like damn lapdogs.

I sell silicone Fleshlights for 5k only. No need to beg for sex when you have your trusty vagina in your hands. PM me now

Does the man even have a say in all these? Or his own is just to follow whoever they decide he should follow? Spineless.



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Boost service delivery abi put their people in place?



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Please Nairalanders don't ignore me. I couldn't make it last year because I couldn't pay for my SAT and this year too is looking bleak. Can someone please help me pay for my SAT or at least part of it?

Please help me take this major step in fulfilling my dreams.

Another deal closed. Seller is asleep. Udo di. One day sha. One day na one day

Please I need iPhone 7 in Abuja o. 32 Or 64gb unlocked

McMayor:
Lol. Kuku vex pump your money into the business. You will have all you need without calling anyone. Lol

Lol all my money can't buy iPhone 5 bros

lionlee216:
Adeyinka

Apple laptop

Picked up

Are you still eating that bread? Send to me na

I hate this shit. I freaking hate this freaking shit. How will you as a seller be unavailable when customers need you? Now I've found buyer, I can't contact seller. Whatsapp no, call no. This is the third time now.

quickberry:
Pls, I need the money to get the stuffs I will use in Nysc camp.

Remove your account number. It's not safe. Btw I think it's actually fake. They've been making fun of me since.