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And after this, d money will keep flowing to his bank account

Happy birthday to Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aviero ...




He turned 30 today ...

coded01:
This is a slice...


https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1397#30452053

as if u guys don't hv ur own modernized "husband n wife" arguments

dmcdad:
The thing don show me reach level wey be say, if I wan type an epistle or anything close to that, na either to type am from my messaging app, my note app or word doc from phone.

Sometimes it happens and you feel like crying. And more often than not, you wouldn't have the zeal to retype, probably feeling you ain't gonna type anything as good as the first.

Very very frustrating.

n na for opera mini dis shii d always happen ...imagine almost finishing an exam n ur script is torn n u r told to start afresh ,which strength u wan use?

mk una post d images of d phone na? especially d champagne colored one

wtf?


Am I seeing two Elampiros viewing dis thread?

...waiting for Elampiro to flood dis thread with a plethora of stats in reply to coogar




Elampiro FC vs Coogar united


Venue: Man united thread

Kickoff: Now!!

Noah13:
so not giving a press conference before and after the City clash is now a crime punishable by the F.A.

na wa o

yeah ,not only d FA ,UEFA also ,as a team coach or manager u r expect to partake in d press conference b4 and after a game ,failure to do dat gets u a penalty from d FA(except u r ill or tied in which ur assistant takes over d mantle) ...same shii happened to SAF in '13 when he refused to attend d press conference after d Madrid match cos he was vexed ,he was fined by d FA

dmcdad:
Bros you are not alone... And this happens to me when I decide to write an epistle. Some times multitasking away from the app and relaunching it would reload it, thereby, erasing everything done prior to that time.

kai!!! n I thought I was d only one dat dis shii befalls at crucial times. ...imagine being in d heat of an argument n whilst trying to validate ur argument stance with n epistle ,u multitask to another app n upon ur return ,ur whole epistle is wiped clean

Kai!!! This Dortmund team na big wash!!! with all d players dat de hv ,de r still losing



...Some gods somewhere in Germany r not smiling

AmazingDude:
why give panadol after headache bro? Check my profile, I sold 16,000 MTN Airtime to someone on Nairaland. He sent me 13,000 first into my account. I shouldn't have transferred him the card if I want to run away but I didn't. He can post to vouch for me if you want. Supposing the Form is extended I know I can get the money but the time is short. Have a nice day

am nt "taking panadol for another dude's headache" (if dats what u meant) ,I'm just giving a friendly advice to NLanders to be careful n trust no one... I think d last sentence of my previous post closed my advice well enough ...



Have a nice day also

ppl actually believe dis crap?


(a)So d gal dated d op 4 2 fцcking months without realizing he is an Igbo dude? really? even if na online dating ,she couldn't tell from d name op is answering? ...lies √

(b) according to d op he worked at Hi tech construction company for six months n he finally Bulldozed hammered …six months? really? ,was d op being paid in 6 figures per month? ...lies √

(c)In six months ,d op got a car and an apartment ,also was d talk of d town? ...lies √

(d)The landlord was about throwing d girl's family out cos of no rent n d op rushed n signed a check of 160k which means dat d op earns millions per month n d hi tech construction company must be paying truckloads for m0rons ...lies √



Side note; If u believe dis shii den u can believe in hobbits

guys if u r to lend cash to anyone ,mk sure dat u meet d guy in person n if u can get ahold a collateral ,do dat ,so as to avoid opening a thread in April about dis issue ....no offense to anybody in particular

SailorXY:
how you sef go dey respond to a dead swine? what made sense in his post?

d guy needs a brain manual override

elampiro:
* Key pass: Di Maria 4, Fellaini 3, Mata 3, Rooney 2, McNair 2, RVP 1, Herrera 1, Wilson 1

*Unsuccessful touch: Rojo 3. Many other players 1each but Rooney 0

*Dispossessed: Mata 1, Rooney 1 , RVP 1

*Pass accuracy: Evans 100% (69 passes.), Mata 96% (63 passes), Samlling 95% (62 passes),Herrera 95% (34 passes), Mc Nair 93% (90 passes)
Poorest passsers: Wayne ROONEY 82% (79 PASSES), Di Maria 80% (56 passes)

* Crosses: Di Maria 16 with 3 connected, Rooney 7 with 2 connected. McNair 2/4, Fellaini 1/2

* Long Balls: Rooney 9/10, Di Maria 14/18, Mc nair 9/10, Blind 7/7, Smalling 7/8, Mata 6/7

* Interception: Evans 4, Blind 4, Rojo 3, Rooney 2, Smalling 2

* Tackles: Evans 4, Rojo 3, Rooney 2, Feallini 2, Blind 2

* Touches Mc nair 107, Rooney 101, Evans 83

kai!!! Evans 100% pass accuracy ,even if na sideways

coogar:
rooney is my favourite player? his diagonal ball have the same flight pattern as boko haram scud-missile.



dirty harry!
he must have been pissed with the lack of transfer activities last night. the owner must be an idiöt not to spend about £20m on that squad. QPR will go down - austin can't do it alone.

hahahahahaha ... yeah I thought as much

bigkesh:
Juan Cuadrado has been Fined for not following the FA on twitter

what? is it a must to follow d bloody FA on Twitter?

coogar:
rooney wasn't that bad today to be honest. he showed for the ball and contributed his own quota. i didn't like the way he kept getting in paddy's way in the first half but he quickly sorted it out in the second half.

fellaini, paddy, smalling, rojo were very impressive. i won't include daley blind because he's 50,000 times more intelligent than any player in the squad. he gives 9/10 performance all the time.

what? redknapp resigned from QPR?

wow!

did coogar really post dis ?




On the Harry Rednapp issue; He says it's because of his upcoming knee surgery ,dat he can't keep up

ollah1:
Yh no doubt they did that and they won it eventually. If u had followed the convo from the beginning u would understand my point

dude I get u ,but ppl r emotional bastards n we love football so much dat we even kill when we get oppositions ,d push for Spanish games to front page has been on for ages n sometimes d mods oblige n sm times d fans don't even show up ,some of dis threads would be so empty dat u wonder if dia r Spanish football fans at all ...just hit up d barca fans thread n rally d troops

ollah1:
You need a reminder of how barca trashed man u twice in the CL finals? Hehe or how the two best PL teams Man city and Chelsea lost home and away to Barca and Atlethico Madrid respectively last season?

or how Bayern super thrashed Barcelona 7-0 in d champions league ...guy just go to bed ,dis is football ,u don't hv to start up any arguments now

Emaprince:
Anderson left manure for internacional.

Very soon,dimaria will head back to riverplate,falcao might also retrace his step back to columbia.smh

Manure killing players since the red sea was parted!..

...or rather Chelsea killing players since God created Adam



Shevchenko ,crespo ,Mikel ,salah ,shurrle ,mutu ,Torres ,Deco ,luiz ,de bruyne ,Marin ,kakuta(ruined through numerous Loans ,dude must be dollar bills) ,n most recently Willian ...


who knows who will be next in d future ?

E be like say LVG d show for NL ,2nd match we played with a back 4 ,hope we continue like dis ,d only shii wey remain na to switch players to dia right positions

Danhumprey:
We are told that LvG didn't purchase Herrera. The board did. And somehow,he just had to accept that Herrera is here to play for Man.United.

yeah dats true ,both Herrera n shaw were signed b4 LVG

up united!!!


Kai!!!!



Creatures lie here...



I'm out!!!

jcflex:
so special, at 2500 you get 4.5gig, one month, will be roll over for you, if you subscribe before the expiration of the one month

OK thanks

Neil Lennon; "Andy kellet thought he was going to Plymouth but he was shocked when I told him he was going to man united" ...



A dream come true n with d way LVG is attracted to youths ,he might get a shot at d first team

who is dis Bolton's "prodigy" dat we acquired on deadline day? Andy kellet is it? wetin dat guy go contribute to our defense? And to top it all ,he is a left back Maybe LVG will deploy him in central defense when called upon ,nawa ooh







In other news ,Owen Hargreaves is against us getting Hummels in d summer ...says he's slow n not a leader

Man united v Cambridge united


Time;8:45pm

Venue; Old Trafford

FA cup



we r winning dis! hope to see Herrera start today

elampiro:
Mr Parrot,

But you can see already an instance of Rooney in the wing from that line up. I will provide more line ups and possibly BBC live commentary to back my argument further. From my investigation, SAF adopted 4-3-3 for 2005/6 season. Nistelrooy or Saha was the middle forward while Ronaldo and Rooney flanked.

Further investigation revealed that SAF persisted with 4-3-3 in big games between 2006 and 2009, with Rooney used in the flank.

Elampawa u r unbelievable!! abeg u need a lobotomy right now ... I can't believe u r trying to turn dis upside down to ur favor ...u still hv nt proven dat Rooney predominantly played on d wings in his united career ,stop twisting dis argument for fцck's sake

elampiro:
Mr Parrot, ok I don understand wetin you mean. I thought you meant Nisterooy in midfield. I was going to tell Coogar to put you on probation for three months until CristineC clears you for the final period.

chai!!! I was talking about Alan smith which u mentioned n I told u about his united career as if unfolded ,where did i mention nistelroy in midfield eh ?