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Motherforker12:
Check it out when the games mean more to us. We beat them in both group stages. The third place match was meaningless to us. Ask yourself this question in the last ten years has any team scored more than 2 goals against Ghana. We have Neva lost 3-1 let alone 3-0 against tough European squad let alone Mali.

In fact no one has beaten Ghana with more than 2 goals.

congratulations ,who d fцck cares about dat?





3rd place means a lot more dan group wins ,no need to twist it

coogar:
we just finished destroying chelsea. under 21 boys mauled chelsea. parreira is a beast. someone check on nateevs please.

what a match!!!

scores?

Imagine sami kuffor






2017 and he might get a tattoo

Motherforker12:
Is funny how u guys keep saying Mali trashed. We always beat Mali, we even beat them in group stages. Nigeria can only win Afcon as long as they don't see their masters.

If we meet nigeria in the qualifiers, they will not make it to the tournament, if they avoid Ghana and South Africa and make it to the tournament and meet Ghana in the group stages they will not make it to the knockout stages, if they make it to the quarter finals and meet Ghana then they would not mke it to the semi finals. You can only make it as long as you avoid your masters. We own you guys.

u always win Mali when? in 2012 third place ,de molested u ,in 2013 3rd place again ,de still fцcked ur a$$ raw ....so when r u always winning dem? The naija/Ghana theory doesn't work until we meet again in either d group or d knockout stages but until den ,u can console yourself all u want ...33 years n counting yet no trophy ,e be like d guy wey curse Benfica curse una too ...

...what's dat? 33 years and counting ? in 2013 we won d Afcon in style ,beating ivory coast n thrashing mali who later molested gayna in 3rd place ...




...And Andre Ayew wept like a nine year old who was refused an ice cream





Jon champion in PES would say "nearly gets u nothing"

There is only one solution...






































...Break ya sim!!

Our away form this season is catastrophic ,we haven't been dis crappy since d 2010/2011 season ...what's d problem?




LVG made a mistake again ,westham have aerial ability with dia tall n physical players ,why start Jones ahead of Smalling who is d only one capable of dealing with aerial threats in our defense?

coogar:
https://giant.gfycat.com/CooperativeFluffyDamselfly.gif

blind is the truth.....
rooney can learn technique from him. chelsea fans can have matic. this daley blind is technically superior.

Blind is d best signing for united since Ronaldo ...Falcao should have his loan deal cancelled ASAP ,dude's a pure waste

coded01:
Seems Man Utd has finally replaced Arsenal in its regular 4th position but the league is still a long one...

guy na d same thing u post for united match thread ,u be robot?

d only thing not boring about Damon is his one liners ...







Can't say I like d new Rebekah but she still got d accent ...





Freya be like Scarlet Johansson if u look at her from one angle...I still suspect she has an evil motive behind all dis "mend d family" cookies ,n I suppose if she's out ,Dahlia is not far away...




Wait!!!...

Is d nut house in which Rebekah n Freya was invisible? cos it's kinda out on d street n yet no one seems to notice n check it out...





Jackson: Come out and fight me Klaus.

Nicklaus: You got me wrong ,this isn't a fight ,it's an execution







Finn is gradually becoming d big villain dat no one expected him to be ...




Elijah needs to get back in d game soon ,he's stood on d sidelines for far too long ...D noble suit n d baby...






Haven't seen d latest TVD episode ,will do dat tomorrow n drop my comments if necessary...

working now...

5p1naz:
W

W is for Woman

she d find husby




All way na way

Real Madrid was literally fцked in d a$$ today by ATM



kai!!!...

Harry ikechukwu obialo Kane!!! Arsenal fans dreaming about 3rd place ,keep dreaming

mukina2:
Goal

Kane

bykebyke:
Neymar and Hazard...wetin concern egg-roll with puff-puff

They are both edible

@op so man united told John Terry to miss his pk in d champions league final in '08 baa?

Yustash001:
Juninho of cos...I used to watch his freekicks at Lyon...

gbam!! undisputed

can't someone upload d pix of dis phone?

mods move this to front page ,it might reach d glo reps dia

here too...The 3g network is just off n d edge is as slow as a snail...





What d hell r d glo engineers doing? dia service has been crappy dis whole week

This episode got me cracking

The guy dat played d younger Dean na bastard funny dude!
Young Dean: I know just try to stay calm okay?

Tina: Stay calm? I'm a freakin' tween and u look like some "One Direction" reject




Sam: Wait u r a...how?

Young Dean: No clue...some scarface-looking dude, bright light...next thing I know, I wake up looking like Bieber





Young Dean: There was a Taylor Swift song on the bus dat I hopped to the motel and I liked it Sam...liked it a lot

Sam: okay

Young Dean: And my voice is weird and I hv got like nine zits(pimples) ,n I hv zero control over this(e.rection) ,I mean it's up,it's down,it's up for no reason





Wicked Witch: Now though, with all your Amber alerts and your milk cartons, a person fillets one rug rat,and people get so angry

Young Dean: Yeah ,I blame Obama




A point to note though, d mark of Cain was gone when Dean was turned into a 14 year old n e be like say Dean don become Taylor Swift fan ...Another good episode

chai!! see neymar


Cr7

OyinboPrincess:
@parrotibaba - na so my bro... e don sweet me as I blow am self!!! E don hook me like a fish in the sea jare... nor b small as for the learning, na mind mata - u knw say if u apply am u go succeed

@prof800 - na Oyinbo Princess ooo - nor b lie, na true I dey talk... sebi u don see my video abi?! Ose oooooo

OK but take am easy d blow d pidgin ,have a nice day

That data sucking facebook app

Apollux:
Here s d battery stats on my 1st day of use. Wat did u guys think? I didn switch off d fone to insert my 2nd sim n memory card.

shey it comes with an SD card slot ...u just had to get ur own memory card baa?

[quote author=Oliveronline post=30470880][/quote]so u can wave over ur phone to answer a call...nice

...Anyways I'm more interested in how u learnt d pidgin English ,e no de easy to learn

kai!!! so dis gal can blow pidgin English?

hensben:
...

imagine say na opera mini u d use type dis epistle n u multitask to another app n upon ur return to opera ,ur epistle is wiped clean ,what will u do?

3. Penalty Decisions.

Chelsea is playing very incisive attacking footie, arguably, sublime than any other EPL team this season. One can tell from the number of goals scored (52) which is higher than Man City (46), Arsenal (44), Man Utd (39) and Southampton (37). Of 52 goals Chelsea scored, 49 (94%) were scored from inside 18 yard box and only 3 from outside. Man City scored 39 (80%), Arsenal 41(93%), Man Utd (82%) and Southampton 34 (92%) from inside 18 yard.

Out of 52 goals again, 46 have been scored using feet and only 6 were headers. Logically, Chelsea will be the most inviting team in the penalty box, due to the pattern of play they deploy. It surprises to see Man City has been awarded the most penalties (5), jointly with Arsenal. In that penalty-award league, Chelsea comes in position 13 with 2 penalties in their favour. Is there any football term to explain this? Logics have failed to do so.

what about united with zero penalties dis season? is dia a campaign against dem too?

4. Discipline

Speaking of team discipline, onus has always been on Diego Costa and the way he conducts himself inside the playfield. Both referees and players have allowed reputation to supersede their biasness. You will see how opposition defenders have deployed "no-nonsense" approach when playing against him. From the 24 matches he has so far played, he has been fouled 32 times (a foul after every 67 Min of play). In return, he has made 31 fouls, which somehow is a measure of a man in retaliation mood.

Apart from Costa, Chelsea front men have suffered harsh treatment from defenders throughout the season. Eden Hazard has suffered the highest number of fouls than any other player in the EPL this season. In EPL he has suffered 68 fouls (a foul in every 29.9 Min), and 102 in all the competitions (a foul in every 27.09 Min). Willian has suffered 34 fouls, while Fabregas has suffered same number of fouls (32) and same number of Yellow Cards ( as Diego Costa has. In EPL, the second most fouled player is Rahim Sterling, suffering 59 fouls. If you ask me who (between Hazard and Sterling) get preferential treatment/protection from the referees, my reply will be Rahim Sterling. Why? Is it because he is younger? Is it because he is Englishman? Is it because he plays for a "dear" club?

Take Wayne Rooney`s discipline records for instance. Rooney gets a card after every 4.30 games, while Costa has been getting one after every 2.96 games. Both are forward players, respective national team talisman and short tempered. Why Rooney is not getting a fair amount of sticks? Again, Is it because he is Englishman? Is it because he plays for another "dear" club?

Wayne Rooney has never started a game as a forward dis season ,he is currently being used in midfield by LVG ...Costa plays football like it's wrestling ,not to blame him though ,he inherited it from Diego Simeone who apparently sets up his players as beasts in any match played ...something which recently cost dem dia copa del rey spot to barca...

coded01:
Smh...

but seriously dat coogar/elampiro combo is unrivalled in NL ...The consistency of dia arguments is second to none especially elampiro ...They can argue about anything ,na to argue say Rooney keep ball for im early manutd career remain