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francis247:
LOL. There you go again. It's "Story for the gods" not dogs. It also itches my ears whenever I hear this.

I think u hv a mental problem, who cares if it's" story for d gods or deities" I say what I want,I think u better shut it cos u r disgracing ur self big time, u can go ahead n correct me again ,when u r well enough, we would talk

2prexios:
My babe told me she love that my mouth some years back. Another one with the most beautiful lips I've come across said I have such a nice lips wow, and this year, my pastor said 'Ladi, Are you a playboy, tell me why you are not walking her through the aisle yet?' I'm so sorry sir, its complicated. When it is time to settle down, pink lips or good look will not count, it may even make you such a vain, so chosey and get you the trouble of the most complicated dating life at which you keep chosing bitches. I am good looking, yes I know. But that's my alter ego. So, I see good beauty in everyone. Shumuel, what about the diamonds? Imagine fixing it on those pink lips background of yours! O Jigbijigbi...

Silencio por favor!!!!

SetrakusRa:
I meant, Rooney would still be captain..

ok

SetrakusRa:
He'll still be captain for sure.

If we can get Vidic and Strootman by January, a three man midfield of Herrera - Blind - Strootman would be perfect.

he can't be captain

SetrakusRa:
Five most clinical Premier League sides


5) Manchester City, 11.9% chance conversion
4) Swansea City, 12.1% chance conversion
3) Everton, 12.2% chance conversion
2) Manchester United, 12.4% chance conversion
1) Chelsea, 13.4% chance conversion

Luck they say. *sighs*

united should carry dis list... 3 shots on goal,2 converted.,

Europa league is harder

francis247:
Lol. Ok. Perhaps. FYI, the exact term is BANDWIDTH. Please try and take note. It itches my ears when I hear or read MB in place of it.

story for d dogs... u still think me ignorant, go night

DjAndroid:
Mobile data should be MD. Not MB

dude like I pointed out earlier, it's how we Nigerians like to type or pronounce it,since we know what we r talking about in d first place ,after all ppl still call SUVs jeep n ppl still say "he flashed me" instead of "he paged me"...dis isn't an english lecture hall,it's a social platform #shikena

francis247:
Hahaha. He doesn't even know what MB stands for.

u must be a very big f()()l to think dat I don't know dat mb is mega bytes

I have seen doro American queen

DjAndroid:
it called data not mb

it's d same thing ...mb= mobile data ,it's our way of not always typing data or mobile data every time

@op nobody likes to see "buffering" every 2 seconds as ur data is flushing down d sewers

khattab02:
bros u really catch am ooo..

1990 ko 1880 ni which cable been d show am dat time? ppl can lie for Africa

ishiamu:
Then you are an arsenal fan that claims to be madrid fan when his team loses, you just hanging on madrid to make yourself happy knowing that arsenal is a club that gives the fans heartbreak stop impersonating with r.madrid....am a full bloody madrid fan....since 1990 I follow everybeat of it...so biko focus on arsenal and stop claiming madrid as 2nd club nothing like that in football

ey! baba easy ooh

oya go n coach d eagles na ! f()()l!!!




when u learn about football, we will talk!


You don't even know who qualified u for afcon 2013 n u r here making noise,ode

mate,PC

Abbey2sam:
not everyone that goes to night of a thousand laugh laughs.........

Our problems are different, yours might just be bigger

no it ain't, dis joke has already being cracked n it's on Facebook

suxxman:
I fear Baby Hope's life won't last much longer.

My Becky's gone for gud. These Writers sure have a way of doing off with people.

it's not d writers' fault,Claire Holt wanted a change of scenery, apparently she is a regular cast member of an upcoming series named "Aquarius"

This is so funny dat I forgot to laugh!

StarBoard:
You still haven't differentiated between your thumb and your elbow. Or are you going to call your fellow London lap dog too?

go and sit down jare.

You are not smart.
Hull City and Wigan got up to third in their first season in the PL in the past. Did anybody with their eyes open brand them title favorites?

Olodo forming Gary Neville.

davida222:
The lowest shot attempts at
Manchester United in 11 years of
recording. Only 6% of our play was
in the opposition half. If we were
any worse, we might have been
Derby County. It is impossible to
keep playing like this and not get
punished for it eventually. Yeah it’s
great to win but we can’t keep playing like this. We’ve spent far
too much money and invested too
much in Van Gaal. Honeymoon is over. No more “philosophy”. Pick the right players. Play the right formation from the start. Time to start performing.

which players is he going to pick? hv u looked at our bench recently? we don't hv d ammunition right now n d injuries keeps getting worse,if we should play 4-4-2 formation, we will be hammered mercilessly cos we don't hv d players to play so we defend n counter ,dats hw an injury ravaged team play, maybe when all our players r fit ,den we will start controlling games bt 4 now,we just need to keep winning... n pls don't mk d mistake of comparing moyes's style of play to LVG's just cos of a few matches, sm games we controlled dis season unlike d Moyes season dat we played crap throughout n never smelled 4th place till it was over. And also forget about any January spending cos it's impossible

philfearon:
Which leaves one wondering:
How did Finn&co convince them to come fight for them?
Show flaw!!

de didn't, de led d reapers to were de camped,didn't u see d surprise on d faces of dem reapers when de saw d grounders instead of Finn n his peeps?

so what,mount weather turns ppl into reapers(cannibals) ?

Airtel reps now are we eh mate?

Ah! Nigeria has many TV series being broadcasted by d local stations, stop jumping to conclusions without a little research (it makes u look like a slowpoke) ,d likes of clinic matters ,super story, Tinsel ,Shuga ,lekki wives ,etc are what den eh? And as sm1 nicely pointed out, Nollywood ain't responsible for TV series, de base in making movies ...A little research wouldn't kill ya,eh mate?

and u used only tecno to head ur thread why?

Geestunnar:
It is 20mp

u changed it baa? I saw 30 at first

sirpe12:
Yes that is where am waiting for u, if at all u knw football the nation cup he won, was a team build up by Amudu who also qualify 4 the nation cup bt was droped. Before we qualify for world cup under Keshi, it was dificult and when we even qaulify, wat was our result in the world cup ? Now he can't even prove the Nations cup he won by qualifying. Guy i put it to you that Keshi is nt a good coach ok. The players u are talking abt were the same people Amudu use to qualify for past Nation cup and he also use the same players to win the cup but now what is happening? He have shatered the team with his arogant behavour. Guy to conclude on this, Keshi have no good relationship with his players and hd will continue to fail till he build up that good relation. Tanx

baba shut up! you know nothing in football, when did amodu qualify us to d 2013 nations cup eh? Is it not keshi dat took over in 2012 after siasia failed to qualify us for d 2012 nations cup? d problem with us is dat we hate to lose,if we start to lose ,our idiotic fans will start supporting d opponent instead of gingering our players,u watch ur club Chelsea, man utd or arsenal lose,u say it's normal but when ur country loses ,it's d coach's fault, not long ago u guys were yammering about hw keshi left out ike uche ,now he didn't help us in qualification for d nations cup, it's keshi's fault, if u sack keshi,who r u going to put dia huh? Amodu? siasia? or maybe a foreign coach we know nothing of...bottom line is,keshi is a good coach with faults,we should be talking about how to help him out, maybe in d technical area,not to sack him

30 mega pixels? r we shooting a video of d governor's daughter's wedding? a pic would be over 5mb on dis moda

An arsenal fan praying for a miracle