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Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 7:30am On Feb 21, 2022
thinkmoney:
. No friend, I have had many experiences with them do. Maybe it's not about the English alone, but if you express urself with some discernible air of confidence, they sense it and treat u accordingly.
They will be careful not to overdo as it were as they won't know who u are really
I dey laugh you, I would have shared an experience with you but I no get power to type.
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 8:37am On Feb 20, 2022
thinkmoney:
From your writing, I deduce your English isnt really good. I suspect u were not able to defend yourself in fluent english.
You probably was putting in some broken english that might have given you off as 'just one if those guys'.
it's not a function of your English speaking ability, infact, speaking English infuriates them (Nigeria Police).
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 7:32am On Feb 20, 2022
Born2conquer:
Thank you for this piece, may God come through for everyone
You welcome.
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele:
ikorodureporta:
Dem no burst yr ass cheesy

Wetin that money go buy inside cell
It's usually in prison they burst your yansh, the situation in Nigeria correctional facility is a slave and master relationship. You don't talk to the warden standing, you MUST squat at every given point in time talking to the warden. The female sanitary pads are usually cotton wool and in the event you don't have any they use a piece of clothes.

Conjugal visit are a rare privilege. If you new (maybe your case is not so strong let say you hit someone and the person is in the hospital recuperating and it a court case-if the person dies, if you don't have a good lawyer you will languish in prison forever), they are bed spaces for sale, 500 a night, 1000 a night then we have the executive suit and the also have grades, the one with AC, without AC and WC, with AC and domestic staff, with AC, domestic staff, TV and the perks that comes with it- Bode George enjoyed this while in prison. Their cell block is different from the rest of the prison. Watch closely these VIP don't come to court with handcuffs, they may at the intial stage afer some time, no handcuffs and indication that the have been moved to the VIP.

In the prison cell I was, we had the Christian leaders and the Muslim leaders. We were about 356 in a very small prison cell. Once it 5:00am we all wake and give space in this small cubicle to the Muslim to pray, no one dares make a noise while they are praying, once they are done they give way to christian to do their morning devotion. The food is nothing to write home about, if you see egusi, stew, beans, rice and eba you prefer to go hungry that eat it, but this prisoner eat it with joy, I couldn't not eat it the very first 3 days, they kept telling me, "you go die of hunger". Nobody told me, I had to start to eat and eventually enjoyed it.

We all had duties assigned to us, from cleaning to washing, weeding the grass and maintenance. There is also classes for vocational courses.

Your cell mates were rapist, robbery, serial killers, cultist and many awaiting trial for crimes they know nothing about. All these guys have compelling stories to tell only a few who have been sentence to death either by hanging or life in prison actually open up and tell you how, why and the genesis of their being in prison. Some of these guys in prison had some warder on their payroll (how do you explain a cell mates telling you he watched the champion league match and had access to his wife and kids and had a medical check up.

K, who is awaiting trial for 8yrs.
D, is petty thief has been in and out of prison for years
H, been in prison for a crime he know nothing about
V, has been in prison since 90's, probably has less than 3 yrs in his sentence, but says he prefers it here (prison) than outside.

Donation (such as toiletries, soap, detergent, biscuits, noodles) doesn't get to the prisoner, they are sold those those that have cash. In prison cigarettes is like cocaine 10 people can share one stick 1 person one drag. Warden are heartless and wicked Nigeria Police toture dey learn for were warder dey.

One thing about Nigeria prison system, HAVE MONEY otherwise you will rot in prison.

You reading this freedom is beautiful, value your freedom
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 9:50pm On Feb 19, 2022
davillian:
Lmao, the day police raid and picked me and my friends
Looked us up in the cell as we enter one idiot slap one of our friend e turn royal rumble that night
They gas separate us cus eyes and mouth don burst on both sides angry....
Lol! I Can Relate had similar experience experience in Ilorin.
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 8:33pm On Feb 19, 2022
Ekealterego:
When those police come for you, first rule is never ever ever show fear.

Make mouth, talk as if you know everyone that matters.

Threaten to call soldiers, talk as if you are related to big lawyers. Talk as if you work with Transparency international. Be bold.

Next rule: DONT BEG!!!

In conclusion, Nigeria is a zoo!!
Try this with Ajah Police men, you go know the difference between A and B an space.
Family › Re: What I Learned In A Nigerian Police Cell by Pascopele: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2022
I had similar experience in the past with this same Idimu police,was taken to the station where they started all sort of fictitious accusations. Was driving my moms car. They even took me to a cyber cafe a few blocks away to access my email for possible exhibit which they found none. On a normal day, I would not have given them the opportunity to harass me as such but on that fateful day, I had over 200k naira locked in my dashboard and all the time their so called interrogation was going on, all I could think of was the money that belonged to a family member which I was to pay into an account for the person on my way out. Even tho I had no cockroach in my cupboard, I knew once they set their eyes on such an amount of money ,na different case them go dey agitate. To cut the long story short, I hid the key to the car and acted like it got lost and when I was asked, I told them I gave the key to one of them so they started looking for the key to the car amongst themselves. Having seen that I got the whole bunch of them confused,I told them the only way was if my mom brought the 2nd key to the car which was when they started shivering as they didnt know who the owner would be . I knew if they had seen that money in the car, they would level all forms of accusations just for me to part with some of it of which I wasn't ready to give them a cent.. Imagine if these kind of officers see you with a huge amount of money in the night. Your case go be like Suya.

Looking at the officers and the pig den they call Police Station is enough incentive to give them what they want. This are animals in uniform and they can do and undo. Poverty is written all over their faces. As much as I hate bribes, I think you did the right thing getting out of that hellhole. Is there a way to report to the DPO of that Station or to the Commissioner of Police. This officers must be held accountable. What ever happened to Officer Friendly ?.

These are pure official armed robbers in police uniform. Now tell me the difference between armed robbers and these officers? No difference.
No difference.

Police kill for money so it isn't news. So sorry bros but it's obvious they r thieves now? Once they sight a fine car sorry the rest is history. It is only God that will judge them no wonder their children suffer. They forget about their families when perpetuating wickedness on innocent civilians.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lesson Learnt In 2021 by Pascopele(op): 1:07pm On Jan 05, 2022
grin
lavylilly:
Not to vote for anyone in any election
Investment › Re: What Are Our Investment Mistakes In 2021? by Pascopele(op): 1:06pm On Jan 05, 2022
Thank you all for sharing
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Pascopele: 6:14pm On Jan 01, 2022
Tobex4realTobex234:
How true is this?
very True
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pascopele: 6:13pm On Jan 01, 2022
HNy
More greens to your portfolios
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pascopele: 2:37pm On Dec 28, 2021
Bodyodour:
Denreledave, I don't see why you are attacking that guy. He made his research and backed it with his money. It will motivate others to also buy the coin too.

He is Better than those" buy this coin and thank me later." You don ever see them buy coin they drop here?
I thought I was the only one that observed.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pascopele: 2:35pm On Dec 28, 2021
nonut:
Humility will open more doors than arrogance and bitterness ever will.
He sure doesn't k kw that yet.
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pascopele: 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2021
wink
MapleBae2020:
I joined crypto, downloaded the apps and started buying. The person that introduced me to crypto did not tell me there's time to buy and sell. I also didn't do any research. Then after joining this thread, I realised I bought so many at the top. I had to buy more during the dip to manage my risk but I won't fomo again.

Also maybe I have spread my portfolio too thin to minimise risk, I intend to work on that as well. I haven't strategised how to though. I'm almost 2months old in crypto
Family › Re: Marriage Is A Case Of Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Thread by Pascopele(op): 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2021
angry
drnoel:
Story full of bile from just a single experience. This doesn't prove that marriage is bad. It only proves that 1 experience is not enough to make a decision.
Jobs/Vacancies › Lesson Learnt In 2021 by Pascopele(op): 8:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
Here are my lessons this year too.

One thing I have learnt this year is not to count chickens before it is hatched. I have had jobs where I already made plans for the money, only for the clients to cancel.

The most expected things come from the least expected places. Never look down on anyone or anything.

Never underrate or undervalue yourself due to any reason, most especially snide comments from those who look down on you. Use people's horrible comments against you as a motivation to continuously improve yourself until you are where you want to be.

Discipline is hard to achieve. I notice discipline and consistency beats talent. I am a Pharmacy student, and the few courses I stayed disciplined reading were courses I had the best results at.

Think Money early life, albeit legal money. Money makes you achieve your life ambition and accords respect to you. Chase it.

Learning how to manage money is a very important skill to learn.

Learning to think beyond school.
2021
Then growing your money is what will set one from the rate race. I will try to improve on this next year
Romance › Re: What's That One Mistake You Will Not Repeat In 2022 by Pascopele: 8:45pm On Dec 27, 2021
Sampike:
Not gonna help people like I did this year. Mofe sanju
Kilode
Romance › Re: What's That One Mistake You Will Not Repeat In 2022 by Pascopele: 8:45pm On Dec 27, 2021
What are our investment mistakes in 2021?
Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Pascopele: 8:44pm On Dec 27, 2021
What are our investment mistakes in 2021?
Investment › What Are Our Investment Mistakes In 2021? by Pascopele(op): 8:43pm On Dec 27, 2021
What are our investment mistakes in 2021?

What are the Investments and businesses that gave us the best returns in 2021?


What are our investment plans for 2022?
Family › Re: Marriage Is A Case Of Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Thread by Pascopele(op): 8:42pm On Dec 27, 2021
wink
Lostchild:
Mr Pascopele
Marriage is temporary

Try to enjoy your peace
Romance › Re: What's The Best Advice You'd Give Your Younger Self? by Pascopele: 8:41pm On Dec 27, 2021
cheesy
Damisam93:
Don't fornicate.
Properties › Re: How Did You Get Money To Build Your First House? by Pascopele: 8:53am On Dec 19, 2021
EmekaMD:
6 bedroom apartment all en suit. Still on it.
Source of finance? Usdt p2p
smart dude
Family › Re: Marriage Is A Case Of Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Thread by Pascopele(op): 8:45am On Dec 19, 2021
Hathor5:
First of all, Europe is not a country. At least, it wasn't until I checked last time. cheesy

So where exactly did she get the "largesse" payment for child support you are talking about?

And how much was it?

Asking for a friend.
Are you married? If yes, how many years?
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Pascopele: 11:05pm On Dec 18, 2021
Beamberry23:
Urgent!
A three Bedroom Semi-detached bungalow in a secured estate for rent.
The following are available for sale
Toyota RAV4 2001 model (working perfectly)- 850k
Centre rug (few months used)- 20k
Day and Night Window Blinds 30k (Used for few months)
Shoe rack 5k
L-shaped and one single fabric chairs with 6 throw pillows ( 8 months old) - 150k
42” Samsung TV 70k
1.5hp Hisense low voltageAC, 100k
4.5 kva Generator 100k
Glass dinning set with 4 chairs -50k
2 sets of Wardrobe -25k and 20k
Haier Thermocool 4 burner gas cooker - 55k
12.5 litres gas cylinder 10k
Centre puff 10k

Silver Crest blender - 15k
Qlink Stabilizer 5V (Never used)-35k
Qlink Stabilizer 3V ( few months used)- 20k
Haier thermocool freezer (200L) 60k
OX Standing (Big) fan 30k
OX Standing fan (Small)15k

NOTE: Some items are slightly negotiable


Please call or chat 08037538489 or 08163982579 for pictures and enquiries

Location: Isheri-Olofin, Alimosho Lagos

Some items are available for immediate pickup while some will be available in mid-January
pictures of the generator and AC
Properties › Re: How Did You Get Money To Build Your First House? by Pascopele: 10:59pm On Dec 18, 2021
angry
Panda7:
I live with my gf
Family › Re: Marriage Is A Case Of Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Thread by Pascopele(op): 10:57pm On Dec 18, 2021
StarUp:
Not all marriages... The foundation of your marriage was probably faulty but you were blinded by love or curves.
How will you come to such conclusions? Most Nigerian ladies, once they get oversea become very a torn in the flesh of most men.
Family › Re: Marriage Is A Case Of Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear To Thread by Pascopele(op): 10:46pm On Dec 18, 2021
angry
Daveambition:
Grown up man go just sidon dey write rubbish long epistle give public..
Marriage no sweet buh yu enjoy'am reach 17yrs
Yu can only deceive the gullible ones..
Things i read here on a daily fit make man puke

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