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Romance / Re: Can Someone Explain This Dream by Pasima(m): 10:06am On Jan 06, 2022
Please which section should I post it
Mide1data:
HOLY SHIT

1st. This shouldn't be in the romance section.
2nd. Are you watching any tragedy movies of any sort? Are you working your self out or being stressed out?

WHAT DA BLEEP IS HAPPENING
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Buys 2022 Lamborghini Urus Novitec Edition Worth ₦250 Million (Photos) by Pasima(m): 10:01am On Jan 06, 2022
God bless you for saying the truth
Optimistguy1969:
Dem go dey spend money anyhow.

I know say na their money o.

But I no wan hear say Gorilla don go broke by 2033.

Cos many celebrities NO GET SENSE
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Buys 2022 Lamborghini Urus Novitec Edition Worth ₦250 Million (Photos) by Pasima(m): 9:59am On Jan 06, 2022
Foolish guy

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Romance / Can Someone Explain This Dream by Pasima(m): 9:57am On Jan 06, 2022
Last night I had a bad dream I withness a plane crash and it was a private jet. I was in my house all of a sudden I started hearing a steady sound I thought it was a helicopter but the sound keep getting closer when I came outside I saw the plane going down fast (in aviation it is called stalling) the plane move over my house and crashed in a compound, I went there and saw two people burnt to death. I cried so loud.
Religion / Re: Dr Paul Enenche's 2022 Prophecies (Video) by Pasima(m): 2:10pm On Jan 01, 2022
Thank you my brother please keep telling them all of them na scam
ProfAmaben:
Guess work in action. TB Joshua couldn't prophesy his own death grin

Get lost fraudsters! This 2022, I'm out for fraudulent pastors and Imams, including babalawos. If your prophecy cannot make Nigeria better, who una epp?
Romance / Re: Just Received The Biggest Insult Of My Life. by Pasima(m): 2:54pm On Dec 31, 2021
You are too childish
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Shuts Down Shoprite Onitsha As He Visits Ingoliment Gold (video) by Pasima(m): 1:57pm On Dec 28, 2021
Useless guy

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex by Pasima(m): 1:22pm On Dec 22, 2021
Am not one minute man she always ask to suck her pussy only. We never Bleep
Danjikanbauchi:
the last time you touch her you didn't satisfy her, may be you are a one minute guy. So she is avoiding a situation were you will arouse her and leave her cleaving for more.
Romance / Re: What Should I Do On This Matter by Pasima(m): 1:21pm On Dec 22, 2021
From June till now
Candidlady:
How many years have you guys been dating
Romance / Re: What Should I Do On This Matter by Pasima(m): 1:20pm On Dec 22, 2021
Thanks dear
Danielwiseoo:
hmm that kinda girl don't picture herself in the future with u...and she might have another man at heart..guy the best thing to do is to just leave her and find another one o
Romance / What Should I Do On This Matter by Pasima(m): 1:12pm On Dec 22, 2021
You told your girlfriend that you showed her pic to your family and you are very serious about the relationship and wants to marry her. She got angry and said you should not be announcing her yet that is childish, what are you going to do?
Romance / Re: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by Pasima(m): 1:11pm On Dec 22, 2021
God bless you
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Masturbation is not a bad thing

Africans and thier stupid mentality

Always thinking masturbation is bad...

Masturbate if you want.....it is very good

And for those that are addicted....the solution is that you need to first stop thinking it is a bad thing....so you won't be feeling guilty after masturbating.....

You know the funny thing
When you stop feeling guilty about masturbations and stop seeing it as a bad thing that is the time you start to limit it without you knowing....
masturbation is not a bad thing

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Travel / Re: Aeroplanes Can Now Refuel At The Anambra Airport by Pasima(m): 1:45pm On Dec 21, 2021
Liers there is no plane that landed. I am in Nkpor not a single plane has flew over since I came back.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex by Pasima(m): 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2021
You are right
Danjikanbauchi:
the last time you touch her you didn't satisfy her, may be you are a one minute guy. So she is avoiding a situation were you will arouse her and leave her cleaving for more.
Romance / My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex by Pasima(m): 10:22am On Dec 06, 2021
Good morning guys please I need your advice, I am dating this girl since July and we only have sex twice in August and since then she is not giving me sex up till date. I have asked her why she said nothing. I am confused although I know she is not giving it to another guy but I am not happy for the past 3 months my dick never enter her TOTO, PLEASE WHAT COULD BE THE REASON?

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Romance / Re: Heartbroken People Reveal The Extreme Ways They Got Back On Cheating Exes (Pics) by Pasima(m): 2:22pm On Dec 02, 2021
Some people don't come in your life to love you, they come into your life to use you. They don't come to bring to your life, they come to take from it. They don't see you as a person, they see you as an opportunity. These are the type of people, they don't love you for you, they love you for what they can take from you. They are not loyal to you, they are loyal to the benefits that come with you that's why they never show up no matter how many times you showed up for them. That's why they never offer help no matter how many times you helped them.

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Education / Re: Update ON Lagos Teacher Knocked Off My Nephews Tooth And Threatened Him by Pasima(m): 8:54am On Dec 02, 2021
*That awkward moment when you go to visit your friend in another class and you suddenly hear*

"All of you kneel down"
����

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates Chris Ngige On His 69th Birthday by Pasima(m): 9:58am On Aug 08, 2021
Useless man
Romance / Re: He Needs Your Advice Please by Pasima(m): 7:47am On Aug 08, 2021
Thanks so much
Ynix:

That girl is playing on your intelligence.
Snub her, and behave like an alpha, see how she will come for you. The more you try winning her the more you lose her. Any time she ask for money just tell her you don't have 1 Kobo you are even thinking of asking her to borrow or dash you money.
Oga, there are lots of good girls out there, that girl want to use your desperation for her to make money out of you be wise and bold hearted
Romance / He Needs Your Advice Please by Pasima(m): 7:41am On Aug 08, 2021
I meet this girl in my school on June in a class and from there we became friends and she is from oba nsukka. After one week I told her I want to go into relationship because I love the way she behaves and visit me. She got angry and told me not to say it again that the previous guys she date try to sex her after she accepted. Since then I didn't tell her again and the relationship was going fine and she comes to my house but I don't touch her and I do visit her all the time. I found out I keep spending on her and she doesn't send me messages of which I did everyday expressing my feeling for her. She never send me message she said she is not good in sending messages. To cut the whole thing short is being a month and we knew each other and i do give her money and buy things for her. last week she ask me to buy phone for her and my friends warned me to stay away from her that obar girls are cunning but because she is churchy I felt maybe she is trying to know if am real or fake. So on Friday she sent me message saying she need 3k for pants and powder she even call me baby and she never say such before. Even yesterday she was telling me how much she loves me and said if I can send her the money so she can buy the powder which is 2k and pants 1k Please I need your advice?
Religion / Re: Judgement Is Coming; Escape!!! by Pasima(m): 10:30am On Dec 06, 2020
Do you know you are a fool bastard
islamicpenis:
As a born again Alhaji and practicing Pastor , Imam of 30 years all I can say is give your life to Allah and jesus his son accept the new world religion of chrislamity it is a religion the new world and new age of weriqius
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Ladies Like Acting Rubbish by Pasima(m): 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2020
Men are move by what they see
emperorAY:
wetin carry your eyes go there? na so you for die because of yansh go tell God wetin?
Romance / Why Is It That Ladies Like Acting Rubbish by Pasima(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2020
I don't know why ladies like coping nonsense lifestyles that are annoying. The one trending now is that you will see a lady wear trouser she will stuck in the back side so that people will see the shape of her bombom even on skirts too there by creating alot of temptations to men. Those girls living such life will not make heaven. Yesterday me and I bike man nearly hit a packed car because he was staring at a fair tall girl with booty flashing her shape. I call his attention immediately. I hate such those styles

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Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by Pasima(m): 8:27am On Dec 02, 2020
Thanks bro
AbdulBasitBarto:
Just a beautiful script acted well grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Adeola Ogunmola Becomes The First Female Pilot To Fly Qatar Air To Abuja by Pasima(m): 6:43am On Dec 01, 2020
Left is for the captain and right is first officer so she is still learning
majamajic:
On the right seat , ok

If na left I go fear

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Romance / I Am Really Confused And Sad by Pasima(m): 7:46pm On Nov 30, 2020
I have been dating a girl from nsukka for a year now today is the 12 month and yet she deny me from have hot sex with her when am very Hot I beg her everytime she said not yet and I spent well on her just to make her happy. Something tells me she is giving it to another guy. Her booty is making me crazy all the time what should I do because I can't continue a relationship without sex please.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Lying To Me (final Chapter) by Pasima(m): 10:18am On Nov 30, 2020
Thanks guys
Romance / My Girlfriend Is Lying To Me (final Chapter) by Pasima(m): 9:58am On Nov 30, 2020
Good morning guys today I want to finally tell you guys that I have ended the relationship because she has exposed her self. Yesterday I called her on video call in the morning and she pause the video cam and suddenly press it I saw a guy naked sitting down on bed and she lying on the bed she realized I saw it and end the call. I am happy because now I have seen the kind of life she is leaving I was even planning to marry her this December well God has exposed her work. She call me later and tell me he is her cousin I just laugh and deleted her number. Lesson I learnt from this is never you tell a lady all about you because if she knew she will bring her self in humbleness.

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TV/Movies / Re: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by Pasima(m): 9:45pm On Nov 28, 2020
Me na blue film
TV/Movies / Re: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by Pasima(m): 9:45pm On Nov 28, 2020
Toofan sweet oo
aboywithaname:

toofan and the classic Tom and jerrykins
TV/Movies / Re: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by Pasima(m): 9:44pm On Nov 28, 2020
Guy you too much that Tufaan sweet me well
pyyxxaro:
Isakaba

Evil Men

August Meeting

Yemi my Lover

Going Banana

Died Wreched ( Lucas)

Love with Language (Sandra Achums )

Deadly Proposal ( Obot Etuk)

Sakobi the snake girl ( Suzan Patrick)

Violated ( Ego Boyo, RMD , Joke Silva)

Naughty Jeff

Ultimate Power

Dog revenge

Tufaan

Commando


I spit on your grave

7 lucky kids

Kickboxer

First blood

Delta force commando

Chuck Norris

Hard to kill ( Steven Steagal )

Sharon Stone

Love in Vendetta

Last Party (Ibinabo feberesima)

Domitilla

Onome

PamPam, Yogo PamPam ( nkem owoh , okey bakassi)









Make I leave the rest for una
Romance / My Girlfriend Is Lying To Me (3) by Pasima(m): 5:00pm On Nov 28, 2020
Few days ago I told you guys about the girl I was dating and want to marry. Today I will continue with the latest the girl of recent has been sending me her nude and naked on video call even yesterday she call me I was surprised she was naked after the call she told me to send her money that she is hungry I come reason am I tell her I will send her the money today. Today arrived this afternoon she flash her boobs to me on video call I told her can we exchange phone because I am using Tecno pop2 power and she is using Tecno spark 4. I wanted to know her action she told me she need iphone 11, I laugh but there is something she is hidding remember I told you guys that she said she did appendix operation Through the vagina. I ask her to show me her pussy she refused and this is the third time she deny me seeing it although she has shown it to me before. She only show me boobs and refuse to show the pussy after the operation. What do you guys think. #this is a real story and personal one I am not lying.

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