₦airaland Forum

State under curfew yet people are still moving

I don't know when people turned to INEC

PDP something

I no know o

I think it's good...

The day I realised that most Nigerian girls are just good for bleeping and bleeping alone..

I voted for PDP... Goodluck Jonathan for President, Sekibo for Senate and O. K. Chinda for House of Reps.

Etc? Who's etc?

Abegi....Na today?

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Hehehe.

A prostitute is actually cheaper. But there's no emotion attached. That makes the difference. [/color]

True, and most of the girls double date...

lordthree:
You've been dating the wrong girls

This is one quote that I find funny in Nairaland... Girls want cash and gifts from their boyfriends, it just depends on how the request for it and how the guys see it (request).. It's hard to see a Nigerian girl that will date a guy for a period of time without requesting something from him, and when you see such girls, they end up dating the jerks in the lot.

YES O... IT IS VERY NECESSARY

SEE KPEKUS

SINGLENESS IS THE BEST FOR MEN

olabodejinad:
Hello y'all, there's this gal (my best friend) whom I fell in love with a while ago but didn't approach tell her cos she was dating someone else then and I wouldn't like to come between them. She later broke up with the guy when he started pestering her for sex (she's still a small girl and doesn't want to lose her virginity yet) after which I declared my feelings for her but she acted as if she didn't hear what I said. We continued on our relationship as best friends and she later met anoda guy who is far more matured than she is. The problem now is that, I don't feel comfortable about the guy, he seems like the "player" type of guy tho he claims to have undying love for her. I recently told her about this and she actually thinks am jealous or something like that and so doesn't take me seriously. Am pretty sure that if she continues with the relationship, she's gonna end up with regrets.
Should I break my friendship with her cos since she don't take me seriously no more the friendship is already in the abyss already
Am pretty confused

DUDE, LET HER END UP WITH REGRET, THEN IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE, 'CHOP AND CLEAN MOUTH'... MOST GIRLS ARE EQUIPPED WITH FISH BRAINS WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS... THEY BELIEVE ANYTHING A BF TELLS THEM. JUST WAIT ON THE SIDELINE AND WATCH HOW EVENTS WILL UNFOLD.

generalissimo:
I think the girl on the left is the only one with the chance of saving the man's life. The girl on the right is only wasting her time cos unconscious man can never have e'rection

You'd be surprised

Extom:
I think the girl on the right is trying to make him cùm back to life.

Let the dead rise up..it will be a miracle

Wait for mine.... It's in the 'PIPE LINE'

someones future wife's and husband... i don't criticize people that club, but I can never befriend one.... NEVER

Women, can't live with them, CAN live without them

He said, “The couple met each other at a night club in 2013 and had been dating since then.

Though I know of a couple that met in a NIGHT CLUB and got married without any incident... I will never marry a club girl (If I know she is one)

E shock you like high tension wire ba?

rattlesnake:
kai what a childish comment ode...how the fackk did u get a smart phone sef

hahaha... Nice one

hifaif:
There has been power outage in the building where I live for days now. We the guys on the block have been meeting to find a solution to it.

Yesterday, after one such meetings, I went to my apartment to continue working on my laptop but this girl who lives in one of the flats close to mine just came in and started saying BS that I was with my laptop while guys like me were busy looking for solutions to our problems. I was angry because I had been more active than most of these guys she was referring to. Her outburst seemed so unfair and ungrateful. So, I spoke harshly to her and asked her get her sorry ass out of my flat.

Later, after cooling down, I went to her flat and apologized. Her attitude was still horrible even though she accepted my apology.

Now, I have some regrets going back to apologize.

Trying to act a 'gentleman' to a Nigerian girl is like trying to teach a lion how to eat grass on a daily basis. You fall your hand BIG time. She entered your house, abused you, you returned the favour... After everything you still went ahead to apologise to her?. Guy you dull big time. Na ur type dey open teeth anyhow with girls for compound. Take this advise "Too much familiarity with a Nigerian girl breeds disrespect"..

Witchcraft is really real

I'm in a relationship with myself, I can't cheat on myself.

The groom is crying because he just realised the bride will add up IF she gives birth