xproducer:


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If you truly knew what the Holy Bible is,

budaatum:


Does he sound to you like one who can slog through a big fat Holy Bible?

xproducer:


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If you truly knew what the Holy Bible is, and the power of GOD... I doubt you would make the above statements!

"But the natural man does not receive the things of the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him; nor can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." - 1 Corinthians 2:14

"For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." - 1 Corinthians 1:18

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"For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart." - Hebrews 4:12

"All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for [a]instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, thoroughly equipped for every good work." - 2 Timothy 3:16-17

"For prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit." - 2 Peter 1:21

"Now these are the last words of David. Thus says David the son of Jesse; Thus says the man raised up on high, The anointed of the God of Jacob, And the sweet psalmist of Israel: “The Spirit of the Lord spoke by me, And His word was on my tongue." - 2 Samuel 23:1-2

HellVictorinho:

Bread and butter remain your biggest achievement

budaatum:


Not only bread, Hell, but butter too? Trust me, nothing brings me more joy than that you can at least see how big an achievement that is!

It is rather unfortunate however that you can not read yet, but when you learn to read, which mark my words you will someday, you'd say, "[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%206%3A25-59&version=NIV]Please give us this bread[/url]".

But you can't yet and you instead.wail that you need to be saved.

The [understanding of the Word of the] Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of thy life shall be increased. If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: but if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it . [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+9%3A10-12&version=KJV]Proverbs 9:10-12[/url] bEV

budaatum:


Not only bread, Hell, but butter too? Trust me, nothing brings me more joy than that you can at least see how big an achievement that is!

It is rather unfortunate however that you can not read yet, but when you learn to read, which mark my words you will someday, you'd say, "[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%206%3A25-59&version=NIV]Please give us this bread[/url]".

But you can't yet and you instead.wail that you need to be saved.

The [understanding of the Word of the] Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of thy life shall be increased. If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: but if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it . [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+9%3A10-12&version=KJV]Proverbs 9:10-12[/url] bEV

budaatum:


Not only bread, Hell, but butter too? Trust me, nothing brings me more joy than that you can at least see how big an achievement that is!

It is rather unfortunate however that you can not read yet, but when you learn to read, which mark my words you will someday, you'd say, "[url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%206%3A25-59&version=NIV]Please give us this bread[/url]".

But you can't yet and you instead.wail that you need to be saved.

The [understanding of the Word of the] Lord is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding. For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of thy life shall be increased. If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: but if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it . [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+9%3A10-12&version=KJV]Proverbs 9:10-12[/url] bEV

HellVictorinho:

Since it's budaatum saying it
It doesn't matter

You can turn, divert, spin and go zig-zag
I will rather die Hell Victorinho

HellVictorinho:


I don't need you to see me as wise

budaatum:


Your "need" is irrelevant, Hell. You reap what you sow.

HellVictorinho:


Your vomit is irrelevant

Keep feeling special in vain

You are not the first person to be quoted

Tamaratonye1:

Christians skew things such that some verses are allegorical and others aren't.

KnownUnknown:
Christianity: One of the most thoroughly depraved religious ideologies the world has ever known.

Mythology: Stolen
Theology: Morally Depraved
Leaders: Avaricious, unscrupulous, utterly corrupt
Followers: Gullible, ignorant, self-righteous
History: Theft, misery, bloodshed

Results: Slave/Master relationships, Human Exploitation, Economic Exploitation, Degeneracy

A proper tragicomedy!

Tamaratonye1:
Depends on what you mean by overrated. What I know is, it is a heaping, steaming pile of contradictions.

Christians skew things such that some verses are allegorical and others aren't. Some things imply this, while others imply that. That way, if the bible makes mistakes, you can interprete it to mean whatever the hell you want it to mean and still believe in this mythical nonsense. This is a book on which not all Christians can agree, and the Jews and Muslims have their own religion based on its mythical god.

This is why the bible is a useless, pointless piece of nonsense. Aesop's Fables and Confucianism provide more practical counsel, and you don't have to believe in an angry ass deity that murders children.

budaatum:
Download free copy of ESV in audio

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11514526_notable02251_jpeg9644633f25fabfb7cc4599eb3e433e47

Pastafari:
Yes you are correct and that’s why you need to read the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the truth

KnownUnknown:

The Bible is not overrated nor underrated. It’s a collection of impressive literature composed by some of the finest minds of those times.

budaatum:


I have not come across any with the literary finesse worthy of consideration.

You got copy, please?

Pastafari:
Yes I do.

Download the gospel from here https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IgE91pfTlla6WF2J7Z1CtgAPul5_ThmE/view

What if it is He, pushing us down with His Noodly Appendages, that causes this force? He is invisible, remember, and is undetectable by current instruments, so in theory it is possible. And the fact that the gravitational powers of the Spaghetti Monster haven't been disproven makes it all the more likely to be true. We can only guess as to His mo-tives, but it's logical to assume that if He is going to such trouble, there is a good reason. It could be that He doesn't want us floating off earth into space, or maybe just that He enjoys touching us—we may never know.

budaatum:


Thanks for this. I got this far:



That last sentence is nonsense. The paragraphs starts with "if", thereby asking me to not use my brain; then he tries to convince me I am blind with "invisible, remember, and is undetectable", and tells me to "guess" while crap is cooked in my head; and he then concludes "we may never know", when I knew it was crap all along, and he likely does too since his work is a parody, as in, 'an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect'.

I think it would be a good read again - yes I've gotten much further in the past" - but I likely would not have the time I fear. A must read though. Lol. As is the Bible and Quran, not for belief however, but for anyone wanting to understand Nigeria and Nigerians.

Dtruthspeaker:


Since you people loved to do evil one to another the world did not have peace even before the Bible was given.

Pastafari:
Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a parody.
The Spaghetti monster is more than 13.8billion years old, we just happened to discover this truth in 2005.

sonmvayina:


Peace is the goal..

budaatum:


Forgive me. I was very ignorant that "Spaghetti monster is more than 13.8billion years old, fact".

Could you provide factual evidence please, so I don't need to merely believe you but can know for myself.

Pastafari:
Well, If scientist say that the universe is 13.8billiom years old according to various extrapolation from the CMB and redshift of the expanding universe, who do you think made those? It couldn’t have started on his own, ....

budaatum:


This is a problem with you humans. You struggle to accurately describe what happened just 10000 years ago but you expect buda to believe anything you have to say about 13.8billiom years. I mean, do I really seem that gullible? If so, someone please sell me antigullible cream. I'm willing to go up to ₦100k.

Why do you think the universe "couldn't have started on its own", pasta?

Pastafari:


And what makes you think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster didn’t create the universe?