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Politics / Re: Dasuki Lists Ex-governors, PDP Chiefs In $2b Deals by Pastis: 8:52am On Dec 03, 2015
Am still buying fuel @ 150 per ltr.
Politics / Re: Why President Buhari Is Always Traveling Abroad - Garba Shehu by Pastis: 3:32pm On Nov 28, 2015
[color=#006600]Those of us who were around under Abac :-Xha read all the taunts about him being a sit-at-home leader. Abacha was despised for not representing his country abroad.
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color]We were also around during that regime and I remember Abacha was a dictator and a despot who was internationally rejected and hence could not travel around.

PMB can stay on mars if he cares as long as we see the promised and expected change.

Finally, this is not a PDP/APC issue. It is a Nigerian matter and we should all be concerned irrespective of party affiliation.
Politics / Re: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians For Fuel Scarcity by Pastis: 9:23pm On Nov 26, 2015
Ok, story line don change. I thought they Sai there was fuel and we were only doing panic buying and there was nothing to worry about. I dey suspect this CHANGE seriously.
Politics / Re: Audu Never Stole Kogi’s N11bn – Melaye Insists by Pastis: 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2015
Audu never denied looting the said fund.
APC promised the stolen fund will be returned if the same Audu wins the election.
So when these criminal politicians stop insulting our collective intelligence?
Politics / Re: This Buhari's Tweet On Fuel Scarcity Under Jonathan Has Got Everyone Talking(pic by Pastis: 9:12pm On Nov 25, 2015
damton:
Ofcourse, he's right and does not change the fact that he's working towards better Nigeria


The minister of state for petroleum have mentioned several times that the money owed marketers would have to go get senate approval before it is paid.

Moreover, this persistent crises is largely amplified by some unscrupulous marketers hoarding fuel In order to make mouthwatering gains.

Brotherly you weren't this sensible during GEJ's tenure o. There is God o
Politics / Re: Some Of The Unforgetable Things That Kogi State Benefited From Late Prince Audu by Pastis: 6:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
Imagine o, he would have done far better if he didn't collect that 12b I swear.
Politics / Re: Missing Soldier:Nigerian Army Officials In Contradictory Claims-Sahara Reporters by Pastis: 7:14pm On Nov 21, 2015
If NA refutes the PT story, why are they not making arrests yet? We have lost gallant men and we are trading words left and right instead of facing the problem head on. They better start yelling us the truth so we can arrange our prayer points accordingly. PRAY FOR OUR GALLANT SOLDIERS.

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Culture / Re: If You Don't Have 500,000naira, You CANT Marry From Nsukka (pic Proof) by Pastis: 10:10am On Nov 21, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
If the expenses pass 50k

I no dey do again

take ur daughter and marry her urself

Dem force you? If Nsukka is expensive, try Mbaise, kalabari or eleme. Mugu.
Politics / Re: Fuel Not Scarce, Don't Panic Buying - NNPC Tells Nigerians (October 14th) by Pastis: 7:43am On Nov 16, 2015
This is hypocrisy at it's best, I bought ⛽ @ 250 a litre and U think am happy and just panicking? Make better thunder fire NNPC.

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Politics / Re: Paris Attacks:At Least 153 Killed In Gunfire And Blasts...(CNN) by Pastis: 5:32am On Nov 14, 2015
This is just terrible. Could this be a reprisal attack for the killing of jihadi john but I remember the terrorists promised to attack capitals and major cities across Europe last week. God help us.

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Politics / Re: Declared-Wanted Terrorist Captured In Adamawa by Pastis: 6:19am On Nov 10, 2015
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Emekamex:


Remaining 97; Shekau appeared twice on that list.

Yes he has to appear twice because we don't know how many shekau are in circulation presently, remember NA has killed this guy like three times now.
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Terrible Maid? by Pastis: 6:06am On Nov 10, 2015
Oga madam, that maid has been running the show in that family and you just dey come, abeg show her some respect, she deserves it. Believe me, she knows her way around and will make things difficult sorry very difficult for you if you don't reset your malfunctioning ego. Common sense
Education / Re: That Teacher You Can Never Forget!!!!! by Pastis: 2:32pm On Oct 05, 2015
I dedicate this day to Mr.Mba of Army Children School, 33 Air Defence Artillery Brigade, Kakuri, Kaduna (1988) An epitome of what a teacher should be, patient, unassuming and kind. Sir,wherever you are, you effort was fruitful.
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Pastis: 7:19am On Dec 29, 2014
Good morning nairalanders and compliments of the season, pls I want to know how much it will cost to ship and clear a 2004 ford f150. Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by Pastis: 9:53am On Oct 06, 2014
berem:
When a man cheats, they say its a man's world and men are polygamous in nature. When a woman cheats,all hell let loose and she's called a sort of names and she's even thrown out of her matrimonial home.

Ini Edo,its time to move on babes. Life must surely go on!

Oke soro ngwere ma mmiri, oko ngwere, oga akokwa oke?

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Air Conditioned Pedestrian Bridge In Port Harcourt. by Pastis: 7:31am On Sep 27, 2014
Bryan12: Look dude I drive within that axis at least two times every single day.Believe me if I say that I've never seen a single person making use of that brigde.

My broda, you are a terrible liar, that pedestrian bridge connects the NDDC car pack to their office directly opposite and is used by almost everybody crossing from the car park area to the office. Pls stop hating, vamp
Politics / Re: 2015 Jonathan Rally: Enugu State Government Declares Thursday Work-free Day by Pastis: 7:22am On Sep 27, 2014
Folks complaining about the public holiday as if they have been any productive their whole lives, HATERS.
Phones / Re: Samsung Advert On The New Iphone 6plus (Very funny) by Pastis: 7:18am On Sep 27, 2014
Samsung full warehouse and every available retail outlet, meanwhile, folks are holding vigil nights waiting with their money to lay hold on the newest release from Apple and some persons here are talking crap. Who on earth does not want an iPhone for heaven's sake?
Politics / Re: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by Pastis: 7:11am On Sep 27, 2014
Vying for that seat is what's keeping the man alive, so let the old man be.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Is Funded Outside Nigeria - Jonathan Tellss UN by Pastis: 7:00am On Sep 27, 2014
It's really a shame the way some among us insult the person and office of the president, if you have a superior argument to the president's own then let's have it. I'd not pls shut d Bleep up, if the president is such a failure, I wonder how well your fathers did or will ever do in their life times even if they live forever. Pls don't take this personal haters.
Politics / Re: Police Shoot Anti-boko Haram Protesters In Borno by Pastis: 10:36am On Aug 10, 2014
hamilton62:
Truly, you are the joker here let's be sincere... If you betray a brother at night to slayers can you get him back in day time?
Well, if this report be right, the action of the policeman is bad but I have a question prior to justifying the verdict as for said; what was the cause of the shot because I don't believe any same man in force will take a clean shot at protesters?
However, I flaw the action of the protesters to carry out such action in a unsecured state like this, pls we should learn to reason and think with our brains and not the heart.
Thanks.
Thanks for sharing my opinion, RoyalRoy is d joker here. Nothing from LordMecuzy's post suggests d military should sit and wait for civilians to feed them with information, however it is a fact that there are informants amongst d villagers and in d military too even in d presidency, this should give us an idea of what these young men and women (soldiers) are up against. They are dying in numbers so that D general populace will be safe and RoyalRoy and his likes are ranting. These guys are fathers, husbands, wives, mothers, sisters and brothers who equally have loved ones, yet they abandoned them and put themselves in direct line of fire to enable the rest of us live peacefully. D least we can do is encourage and appreciate them, not run them down. I earned d right to be this passionate because I have three brodas in the service and two are presently in Maiduguri, RoyalRoy, have you earned d right?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Uncooperative, Slow To Learn –US by Pastis: 1:12pm On Jul 14, 2014
With all ur fast learning, you've not been able to douse tensions anywhere you exercised ur military might. From Afghanistan where you spent more than a year to Iraq and beyond. You've succeeded in wasting ur Marines and tax payers money. US leave us alone, by the way, are you not quick in offering Nigeria an assistance you denied Liberia your only Colony in the world? There is more to this ur help o.
Family / Re: Is It Ideal To Go For Someone With A Lesser demanding career than You by Pastis: 11:45am On Jul 14, 2014
Some times the problem begins when we refuse to accept that child raising is an equal responsibility as our jobs. I find it unreasonable to hear anyone say "my job does not give me time for the kids" it's a lame excuse. Truth is, you didn't factor your family as responsibility enough, so negotiate a job that would give you time for the children, while on that, keep developing capacity until the children can do without ur constant presence, then launch out. The westerners understands this and some families would rather not have kids if they are not ready make career sacrifices.
Food / Re: What Is The Best Alternative To Stew by Pastis: 5:34pm On Jul 11, 2014
[quote author=kulyie]Or eforiro wink

with eba

You are a bad guy, why are causing this wahala in my tummy now?
Politics / Re: Saudis Block Nigerian Envoy From Detained Pilgrims by Pastis: 3:23am On Sep 29, 2012
Let's stop being sentimental for a while, the Saudi authorities do not want residual prostitutes in their country when hajj is over, that's why the target group here are unaccompanied females between the ages of 25 and 35. Our country and her diplomats cannot be taken serious anywhere in the world unless we get it right in our country first.

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