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Politics / Re: Igbos Won’t Produce Nigeria’s President Through “Nzogbu Nzogbu” Politics -Soludo by Pastis: 10:39am On Nov 15, 2022
Not accepting to run under APGA is not a crime and running under APGA would have been a dead on arrival political move for Peter Obi. The fact that there are Ibo elements opposed to Obi’s presidency is enough proof that the quest and clamor for change is not an Ibo affair. The old order succeeded all these years because we empowered them to through accepting the ethnic and religious division they create amongst us.
Why are we not discussing our quality of life under these people? We struggle to get half baked education, graduate with little or no hope of getting jobs, our parents are getting old and we have no means of taking care of them and yet we are just not tired of the frustration.
Flight fares has sky rocketed and you can’t travel to any part of this country without a little fear of getting kidnapped or robbed and yet we are not tired.
Obi is the hope every Nigerian in this situation has and I believe he deserves a chance, nothing also stops Soludo from running for presidency under APGA. Obi is not an Ibo affair simple.

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Education / Re: World Teachers Day: Who Is That Teacher You Can Never Forget? by Pastis: 12:24pm On Oct 05, 2017
Mr Owoh, Chemistry teacher class of 95/6. GSS Oyigbo. Mr Mba too, Army Children School Kakuri Kaduna, Class of 90-94. These guys were in a class of there own, born teachers, excellent and exceptional. I owe them so much.
Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Tokunbo 2007 Toyota Corolla LE - The Red Rose! by Pastis: 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2017
dandy2222:
Did i hear u say non negotiable. Ok na u go drive d car be dt

Leave the guy make e dey shout bump up and down
Properties / Re: Beautifully Built Apartment At Ikeja For Sale by Pastis: 8:53am On Sep 07, 2017
Your pictures are not enough to generate any reasonable interest. Please show proper views of the house and surrounding environment.
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Pastor & Wife Welcome Twins After 15 Years Of Childlessness by Pastis: 2:00pm On Sep 06, 2017
You just can't get it wrong with God, always faithful.

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Recovers Her Hotel From EFCC In Abuja by Pastis: 9:22pm On Sep 04, 2017
hardywaltz:
Ole former first lay.
If someone had told Patience Jonathan in 2014 that her million dollars hotel in Bayelsa state will lay fallow without anyone including Dickson/Bayelsa state Government patronizing them she would have slapped that person.
But atlas that hotel will soon be reduced to a short time hotel.

Impossible my guy, imagine reducing a Ferrari to a Camry. Even if Na Ferrari wen get accident sef.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And His Friends On A Bachelor's Trip To Punta Cana (Photos) by Pastis: 1:11pm On Aug 29, 2017
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Some other people have also been there and done that. You don't see them posting it on the internet.

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Bros, you dey vex say Banky go flex him friends. If I get money, I go do pass am. No kill urself for nothing abeg.
Celebrities / Re: 10 Times E-money Stunned In Native Attire (photos) by Pastis: 1:02pm On Aug 29, 2017
Why are some guys here angry for nothing, is your grouse that E.money dresses well or that Airforce 1. posted the topic? Me I like the dressing sha, at least I already have an idea for my tailor. Pls jump the thread next time you don't have any meaningful contribution.

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Business / Re: Hotel Guests Chased Away By FIRS Officials In Delta State. Photos by Pastis: 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2017
That's movig hotel and suite Sapele owned by the impeached Speaker of the Delta state house of assembly, Mr. Igbuya. Hotel is popular for hosting politicians, high ranking G boys and Oil and Gas workers.

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Politics / Re: 98% Of Documents In Crude Sale Transactions Fake - NNPC by Pastis: 10:33am On Aug 29, 2017
So all crude transactions in this Country has been executed with just 2% genuine documents. It's a bit unbelievable without collaboration with DPR & NNPC.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Returns From Continental Gymnastics Championship Due To Lack Of Fund by Pastis: 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2017
We returned home due to lack of funds, yet the senate president has more than 200 aides to himself alone well paid and well fed. We returned home due to lack of funds yet Amaechi can't explain what he did with 37m dollars meant for kariebi Whyte specialist hospital and yet we returned home even when our recovered loot is there sitting idle probably waiting to be relooted.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Jobs That Can Hardly Go Extinct by Pastis: 8:06am On Aug 06, 2017
You no even remember mamaput.

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Car Talk / Re: Why You Shouldn't Repaint That Car by Pastis: 8:03am On Aug 06, 2017
Always localise your advice, not everything that happens in Europe applies here my broda, in short, for ur information Op, most of the cars you see in car shops are salvage cars purchased from Europe, fixed and repainted here and even you can't tell the difference.

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso In Egypt To Rescue Students From Repatriation By The State Govt (pics) by Pastis: 9:26am On Jul 27, 2017
Why is the letter coming from delta med group and not from the university. Can't the Kano state government obtain admission directly for her students without going through an event marketing company?

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Car Talk / Re: Will You Buy This 1980 BMW M1 For N275million? (photos) by Pastis: 4:21pm On Jul 26, 2017
Nma27:
Money to build a four bedroom flat, start up a good business, buy a Toyota pilot and still have Change?

Which one be Toyota pilot abeg?
Politics / Re: Wike Drives A Bulldozer As He Flags Off Road Construction (Photos) by Pastis: 3:09pm On Jul 25, 2017
Op that's an excavator and sorry you don't drive such, you only operate, that's why the handlers are called operators and not drivers.
Celebrities / Re: Crowd Watch Pasuma Perform In Gbagi, Ibadan (Photos) by Pastis: 2:49pm On May 03, 2017
This guy is truly > than that disrespectful oba of s lagoon. I didn't call anybody o abeg.
Romance / Re: What Does My Neighbour's Wife Mean By This? by Pastis: 1:42pm On May 03, 2017
1.Turn your chair to back the window.
2. Let your wife hang some items there permanently.
3. Relocate the line to a different part of the compound.
4. If you still can't take ur mind off the panties and bras, I suggest U take a very good look at them cos that's what you probably want, get a gud hard on, then go give ur wife d best screw of d week. It's a Saturday after all. Win win situation.
Romance / Re: Ever Lived In A House With A Hotel Right Behind You? Share Your Experiences. by Pastis: 6:39am On Apr 25, 2017
This is not about living beside a hotel I guess, except ur gal there is moaning on a megaphone, I don't understand how you hear all the sounds in detail if u are not living window to window of each other. And that morning, afternoon and night thing everyday means U don't have a job. U should be searching for a job seriously.

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Crime / Re: Police In Benin Arrest 75-year-old Grandfather For Armed Robbery (pics) by Pastis: 10:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
Not holding brief for d old man on those charges but that's what you get when you don't pay retired persons there pensions and entitlements regularly and on time. Too bad the frustrations are vented on fellow less fortunate people
Politics / Re: New Photo & Look Of Celestine Omehia, Former Governor Of Rivers State by Pastis: 9:38am On Apr 06, 2017
OP where did you get this rubbish information about Omehia from? This man has always been humble and a true gentleman, unassuming and down to earth. This is his nature and sorry to disappoint you, he is not a thief.

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Fashion / Re: Young Ladies Are Viciously Insulted After Posting Make-up Free Photos by Pastis: 2:33pm On Apr 04, 2017
If face dey like this, who knows how the ....
......Na you sabi o
Nairaland / General / Re: Man’s Bloody Stunt With Knife In Akokwa Creates Sensation In Imo State (pics) by Pastis: 2:49pm On Mar 25, 2017
Brethren, " it is happen at Akokwa" tomorrow this one go dey campaign for governorship, carry one Dino abi Buhari result dey sample.
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Commissions A New Bus Terminal At TBS, Lagos (See Photos) by Pastis: 2:43pm On Mar 25, 2017
If Ambo has something serious to offer, he shouldn't be commissioning bus terminals. That's the lot of his commissioner for transport. He should rather be partnering with eggheads that can chart a way of ensuring Lagos becomes a choice destination of investors in Africa. Haters come and kill me, I dey house.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Reportedly Assassinated A Witness- U.S Government & Sahara Reporters by Pastis: 2:09pm On Mar 25, 2017
But nothing in that article from the link suggested Dino assassinated the deceased. OP, comprehension is still part of the English Language Curriculum, pls stop misleading the public, we have kids on this forum you know.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's ABU Statement Of Results (Photo) by Pastis: 10:15am On Mar 25, 2017
DOES ANY OTHER INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA OFFER GEOGRAPHY AS A COURSE IN THE FACULTY OF ARTS? HAS ANY OTHER INSTITUTION IN NIGERIA OR ANY WHERE ELSE EVER OFFERED GEOGRAPHY AS A COURSE OF STUDY IN THE FACULTY OF ARTS? DID ABU AT ANY TIME TRANSFER GEOGRAPHY FROM SOCIAL SCIENCES TO ARTS? ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS I BELIEVE WILL PUT OUR CURIOSITIES TO REST. DINO OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME HAS CHANGED TO; YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

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Crime / Re: Housewife Boils Hubby’s Manhood In Ibadan by Pastis: 2:54pm On Mar 23, 2017
Sugarstick syndrome: A situation where a man can skillfully manipulate his joystick to grant maximum pleasure to the woman at all times. Downside of this situation is that several women so served develop an attitude and desire for sole ownership and would rather destroy the device than share the joy and experience with other women. Also, affected women can endure harsh and abusive relationships si long the action keeps coming. Goggle it.
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Defends Tboss Over Her Statement by Pastis: 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2017
And why is he trying so hard to say he doesn't have a favourite candidate, where was he when Kemen was evicted on unfounded accusations. You hate injustice my yansh. Park well abeg.

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Crime / Re: Man Who Set Girlfriend Ablaze Sentenced To Death By Hanging by Pastis: 11:28pm On Mar 14, 2017
Yawa no dey sawa
Family / Re: Help As My Sister-in-law Is On The Verge Of Cheating On My Brother. by Pastis: 6:02am On Jul 01, 2016
Guy, rat poison is not far from your food o, better mind ur business.

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