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PoliticsRe: Maduekwe: Public Holiday In Abia Friday & Monday To Honour Late Politician by Pastis: 5:54am On Jul 01, 2016
dmediator555:
David prayed, " Father turn the counsel of Ahithophe into Foolishness"
Imagine a week public holiday... This just nailed him and exposed his weaknesses to the world.... After the 6 days , what next?
No be Friday and Monday I see for title? Read and comprehend, you no go gree
LiteratureRe: Help: I Want To Self-publish My Book. How Do I Go About It? by Pastis: 6:53am On Jun 15, 2016
Abeg goggle "self publish" and tell us the options and we can discuss the most effective method. Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Munachi Abii Stuns In Head-Shot Photos by Pastis: 1:55pm On Jun 13, 2016
teekay213:
Bush girl!she wrap ear join.
Maybe you should post pics of ur most beautiful sisters or babes to make ur point clearer, but if you don't have, pls STFU hater.
CrimeRe: I Buy Gifts For Orphanages, Donate To Church After Robbery – Suspect (photo) by Pastis: 9:50am On Jun 04, 2016
The monies given to charity will not be taxed and then the balance you will pay for in prison sentence maybe for the rest of your life.
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Willing To Return N400m To FG – Lawyer by Pastis: 6:24am On May 26, 2016
So eventually this guy still had 400m of campaign fund with him, GEJ had wolves for friends indeed. EFCC collect this one first, if this man die somehow without paying, Na case closed be that.
PoliticsRe: General Abubakar Tanko Ayuba Is Dead by Pastis: 6:07am On May 26, 2016
Yes I remember the man, was in JSS3 then in Kaduna state and he was our governor. Guy had a penchant for the finer things of life. Well then soldier, rest your gun and rest in peace.
FamilyRe: Amazing Kitchen Tips That Will Change Your Life by Pastis: 4:54am On May 18, 2016
Thanks OP, I think I will just print and laminate this and hang it somewhere strategic in my kitchen for all to see. Nice post once again
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Graduates From New York University by Pastis: 4:42am On May 18, 2016
Congrats to the gal and OP don't forget to post the moments our little brothers and sisters also graduates from UNN, UniLag, ABU, UI etc. At least, doing that will encourage more nairalanders instead of promoting a gal who has it ALL and doesn't give a Bleep about you.
PoliticsRe: NIPOST To Issue Passport And Driver’s Licence by Pastis: 4:32am On May 18, 2016
Also, is it not hypocritical that a federal govt. that prefers dhl to NIPOST is talking about making NIPOST effective. For a start, why don't the govt patronise herself before selling to the public, make it mandatory that every doc. from any govt parastatal is couriered by NIPOST. Universities can have candidates admission letters delivered to them in hardcopy as they have always done before now. There are just so many things they can do to reinvent NIPOST and create jobs in all localities in the federation.
PoliticsRe: NIPOST To Issue Passport And Driver’s Licence by Pastis: 4:17am On May 18, 2016
This policy has been in place but has not been enforced. I paid a mandatory 1.5k each on five passports at PH NIS to have NIPOST deliver our passports but they never did.
And again, I think the correct thing to say is that NIPOST becomes the delivery body for the passports and drivers licence because NIPOST does not have the capacity (legislatively, jurisdictional and technical) to produce those documents.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Defiled Linda Ikeji's Photos by Pastis: 7:17am On Apr 04, 2016
If Linda had said wizkid bought a new car, there would had been no problem. And how does all these help wizkid pay the rent in contention, the eviction notice still stands by the way.
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Blasts Tiwa Savage's Fan For Demanding For Video by Pastis: 6:19am On Mar 31, 2016
Mr T_foolish is definitely uncomfortable with something about that song and ain't got the balls to discuss it with Tiwa, He is psychologically unstable, emotionally immature and generally silly and should have nothing doing around Tiwa's music.
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Bought $800,000 From CBN And Resold It At A Profit - PDP by Pastis: 9:33pm On Mar 26, 2016
Mr Garba you can't sue PDP for defamation of character cos you don't have one, maybe you can sue them for the actual volume you bought at the time. Nonsense man, Nonsense Govt. Just imagine.
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu Bought $800,000 From CBN And Resold It At A Profit - PDP by Pastis: 9:24pm On Mar 26, 2016
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mars123:
haha...I would believe this if it's coming from a party like KOWA or some party with untested integrity.

But PDP, mba. They are so desperate and uncouth to say anything trustworthy. But I trust the wailers above will always display their ignorance.

Moreover PDP should learn that we Nigerians have started to participate in 21st century politics which involves proofs accompanying accusations and until then this accusation will just end up in the dust bin I.e the imagination of the wailing wailers tongue
Mr Integrity, what further proof do you need when the accused (Garba Shehu) has admitted he bought dollars @ 185 from CBN and even YOU sir cannot buy at the same rate and you don't think something is wrong, this same people are feeding fat on our collective pains and you want GOD to tell you it is wrong, brother you need to check urself.
SportsRe: Why Nigerian Commentators Should Not Comment On Serious Matches by Pastis: 12:28am On Mar 26, 2016
[quote author=Temmytea70 post=44111284]Commentating is actually correct [/quote]

Sorry Oga, the correct word to be used in that context is "commentary" and not "commenting" or "commentating"[color=][/color]
PhonesRe: Don't Use Second-Hand Phones - NCC Warns by Pastis: 4:00pm On Mar 05, 2016
A brand new phone today is a tokunbo tomorrow, so what's d guy saying?
CelebritiesRe: Charles Novia: 'Olajumoke’s Unleavened Bread And The Oven Of Opportunists' by Pastis: 10:55pm On Feb 12, 2016
simplemach:
all these long grammer................
I smell jealousy and envy. the girl mouth don dey pass your own, so you are warning her to slow down on her speed to fame.
May God take her to her destination at the top and guide her there.
You must be stupid, imagine shitty reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Senator Abe Walks On Bare Feet In His Community (Photos) by Pastis: 8:12am On Feb 03, 2016
See Magnus Abe o, how many of these people fit see you after this show? Election don near you come start familiarisation. Thunder fire satan.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Obas Squatting To Snap With Buhari (Photo) by Pastis: 8:08am On Feb 03, 2016
Ugomba:
Nigeria practise a Presidential style of govt as its head and NOT Monacharial.
Bros which one be monacharial? I never hear am before abeg.
PoliticsRe: Senator Ben-bruce Patronizes Innoson Motors (pics) by Pastis: 11:51pm On Feb 01, 2016
shobroy10:
Good for his business. Anything that rocks is boat
Sorry o, anything that rocks is not boat o
FamilyRe: Man Feels Guilty Everytime His Wife Reigns Curses On The Men Who Raped Her. by Pastis: 9:07am On Feb 01, 2016
Bros no tell am o, no mind all these people for here o. Dem wan spoil ya marriage, police go carry you first, use you go arrest ur other friends them. Gbege go dey everywhere, ur children go suffer wells, Abeg let secret be secret. How many of us fit own up to our secret f'ups by the way?
PoliticsRe: EkitiGate: Fayose Denies Using Soldiers To Rig Election by Pastis: 8:02am On Feb 01, 2016
If Aluko lied under oath, why should I believe him now. How do I know this also is not a lie whatever he revealed not withstanding. This man cannot be trusted. He needs to head back to court and tell us why he lied the first time and why he has suddenly changed his mind. I have no empathy for Fashola and GEJ if they were complicit to these revelations.

TeambetterNigeria.
CrimeRe: Cybercrime: Policeman, Three Others Killed (photo) by Pastis: 11:26am On Jan 11, 2016
A police corporal owning and driving a brand new Camry, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, his hands are not very clean.
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Remembers The Time He Went To A Talent Hunt Show But Didn’t Win by Pastis: 4:58pm On Jan 08, 2016
And I thought he was selling plantain
CelebritiesRe: Trey Songz Yabs Senator Ben Murray-bruce, Nigerians Come For Him by Pastis: 1:24pm On Dec 20, 2015
viickerz:
Some people are daft, i swear. Trey songz did not mean any insult. Didnt you guys see 'lol' in his tweet..

You guys really should stop making a mountain out of a mole hill
That's cool, so I just say thunder fire your papa lol. Don't be daft o, l meant no insult o, pls don't make a mountain outa my mole hillo. Shebi I put lol.
PoliticsRe: I Lost 6 International Jobs For Fighting Jonathan Government- Oby Ezekwesili by Pastis: 10:57pm On Dec 12, 2015
So the six international whatevers were not independent enough to give you a job without GEJ's approval? Madam just accept the fact that you've been screwed. Chikena
Nairaland GeneralRe: Security Officers Pose With The Dead Lion Killed In Jos (Pictured) by Pastis: 2:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
Fuel is still 150 per ltr. E dey pain me o
CrimeRe: Dismissed Policeman And Accomplice Arrested For Man-hole Vandalism (picture) by Pastis: 11:24am On Dec 03, 2015
Mean while the price of fuel is still 150
RomanceRe: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by Pastis: 9:02am On Dec 03, 2015
Fuel is still 150 per litre. E dey pain me o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Disturbing Facts You Probably Don't Know About DEATH. by Pastis: 8:59am On Dec 03, 2015
Am still buying fuel ⛽ @150 per ltr. E dey pain me o
HealthRe: HIV/AIDS: Ondo Enforces Condoms In Hotels by Pastis: 8:56am On Dec 03, 2015
Am still buying fuel ⛽ @150 per ltr. E dey pain me o
FamilyRe: My Aunty Gave Me Her Breast Milk To Drink: Right Or Wrong? by Pastis: 8:55am On Dec 03, 2015
Am still buying fuel ⛽ @150 per ltr. E dey pain me o

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