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Religion / Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by pastorprosper(m): 8:15pm On Dec 10, 2013
Its d Tithe money that would be used to rid d area of beer touting scoundrels like u.
Religion / Re: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by pastorprosper(m): 8:15pm On Dec 10, 2013
Pastor Kun: The Pastor Oseni must have been drunk when he made that statement. He should first repent from the tithe fraud perpetuated in his church before he thinks of ridding Lagos of criminals.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Eben And Jahdiel's White Wedding by pastorprosper(m): 6:14pm On Nov 30, 2013
Babe u look beautiful. Well done eben

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Sports / Re: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Children Not His by pastorprosper(m): 1:52pm On Nov 30, 2013
U don't make a LovePeddler a wife, not even when she is your business partner.

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Family / Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by pastorprosper(m): 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2013
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Family / Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by pastorprosper(m): 4:31pm On Oct 25, 2013
naijainfogalery: Hahahahahah what do you expect from a confused man
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 4:04pm On Oct 25, 2013
I love Islam because of the following countries and cities.
1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Libya
4. Egypt
5.tunisia
6. Yobe state
7. Maiduguri
8 adamawa state
9. Boko haram
10. taliban
11. Somalia
12. Al shabab
The list is endless really. Islam has made the above peaceful nations, cities and organizations. Alhamdullahi!!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 3:48pm On Oct 25, 2013
My pastor is only doing what your imam and shiek and uztaz thought him. I love Islam because in d hospital ward where I work, over 500 children have VVF because Islam allowed a 70 year old man marry them when they were only 12 years old . Islam is such a loving and caring religion.
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 3:48pm On Oct 25, 2013
beentarh:
But your pastor has been sleeping with your 10year old daughter right inside the church and you never knw, her sunday school teacher fingers her in your house and you are still waiting for all the guys in this world to test her before she clocks 35. Fear God before u abuse islam!
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 3:43pm On Oct 25, 2013
u should have smoked that weed after posting your comment.
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 3:43pm On Oct 25, 2013
iyobs7: I am a christian, the only thing I love about Islam is that they are united and do not have mosque branches littered all over the place.
The common carrot seller will always greet the common shoemaker he passes on the way. They are united
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 3:33pm On Oct 25, 2013
I love Islam because at 65 most girls wouldn't desire me considering my age and poor financial status, but Islam has ensured that I still have hope, by allowing me d right to marry 13 year old girls. Wow even at 65 I still feel like a teenager. grin
Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 11:31am On Oct 25, 2013
1. Amputation of peoples limbs when they steal. I think thats very sweet.
2. Ocassional bombing of people specially when they don't agree with our views. That is very lovely.
3. We can marry children as young as 13. I think that is very kind of Islam. grin grin Allahamdullahi!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 3 Things You Love About Islam by pastorprosper(m): 10:12am On Oct 25, 2013
tunshe:

Thanks bro, don't know if you are a Muslim but you are on point.

I remember when a Saudi king died some years back, a catholic priest embraced Islam and when asked he said he was attracted to research Islam by the way the king was buried despite his wealth. Wish I could dig out that article.
Romance / Re: What Attitude Or Habit Can Stop U From Dating Someone? by pastorprosper(m): 9:04am On Oct 24, 2013
I hate rigid,uptight girls,ladies who are emotionally tough, rude girls, disloyal girls and unfemiuine girls, being a tom boy doesn't make a lady unfeminuine o amtalking about that traditional softness of heart and attitudes. I hate fake ladies.these are big turn offs for me.
Politics / Re: Rochas Appoints Shirley Igwe As Principal Protocol Officer by pastorprosper(m): 11:10am On Oct 23, 2013
Okorocha rochas is Nigeria's randiest governor.
Crime / Re: 150 Arrested In Kano For Sagged Pants And Sporty Hair by pastorprosper(m): 9:25am On Oct 23, 2013
I live in a predominately Christian part of d north we responded to d kano assault on Christians by also harrasing any aboki man in d area caught selling on sunday morning. I am a vigilante and I fined all aboki who were caught seling on sunday. I even siezed there wares, As everyone must go to church on sunday. Canon law says remember d sabaath day to keep it holy. Oh sorry! Yes this is about morality too!

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Used An Expletive During An Interview? by pastorprosper(m): 4:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
if u are not ready to post an audio version of d interview,then please shot d hell up.

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Car Talk / Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by pastorprosper(m): 12:43pm On Oct 18, 2013
Sweet heart just buy a car and spare us all this noise.

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Romance / Re: If Your Husband Slaps You A Few Weeks After The Wedding Will You Stay Or Leave by pastorprosper(m): 12:28pm On Oct 18, 2013
shocked
Romance / Re: If Your Husband Slaps You A Few Weeks After The Wedding Will You Stay Or Leave by pastorprosper(m): 12:28pm On Oct 18, 2013
Bludeville:
Duude, in that empty nut you probably use as your brain, there was probably no space for the thought to occur to you that
1. Neither is he the only man on earth
2. I also have a family
3. I'm not one of those your village girls that think that marriage , bragging rights, and family is the be all and end all.
Romance / Re: To the men on NL:What Type Of woman do u really Want??? by pastorprosper(m): 11:46am On Oct 18, 2013
Honey I think u are the one who doesn't know what u want in a man, thing is u are trying to get into a guys head and u just have to be a guy to get into a guts head. A man ay want a woman for sex and she is there thinking he wants a relationship, a guy may want a relationship and d woman is there thinking sex. My advice is get a platonic male friend who wld help u. EVERY MAN KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.

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Romance / Re: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by pastorprosper(m): 9:23am On Oct 16, 2013
You are a real okoro girl. I can imagine u all muscled up, with your ibotic assent. " NNA pey de moneey na"
Romance / Re: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by pastorprosper(m): 9:23am On Oct 16, 2013
lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs grin

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...
Religion / Re: Critics Of The Church Are Committing The Unpardonable Sin. by pastorprosper(m): 12:29pm On Oct 15, 2013
Obedience to God and his laws is d least we owe him, touch not mine annoited says d lord and do my prophets no harm.
Religion / Re: Critics Of The Church Are Committing The Unpardonable Sin. by pastorprosper(m): 10:51pm On Oct 13, 2013
U are d worst thing that has happened to nairaland. Millions all over d world are happily tithing,and are blessed doing so.by d way no true pastor eats church tithes, and we don't need your sorry kobo in church anyway.

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Religion / Re: Critics Of The Church Are Committing The Unpardonable Sin. by pastorprosper(m): 10:47pm On Oct 13, 2013
tpacalipse: When you fight corruption in any society, corruption will fight back. This op is an example of corruption going on in the church. Should I blame him? Nope. Because that is where he eats and if the food is to be taken away from him he shall fight dirty with a lot of threat twisting the scripture along the line. Should I blame the ones gullible enough to follow their preaching? Well may be. If you can't study the scripture then men will use it to rob you. Hallo Op, we know people like you.
Religion / Re: Critics Of The Church Are Committing The Unpardonable Sin. by pastorprosper(m): 10:45pm On Oct 13, 2013
U are a sorry excuse for a human being.
Religion / Re: Critics Of The Church Are Committing The Unpardonable Sin. by pastorprosper(m): 10:38pm On Oct 13, 2013
tpacalipse: You are a bloody liar. Go and read Deut 14 and come back with more lies about money not being spent then.

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