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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Housekeeper Needed At Marrimatt Hotel, Mowe by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:39pm On Aug 19, 2024
Rubyjade:
How do you think he would break even? Yet his offering to pay 35k with feeding and accommodation, c'mon man!!
That is exactly what planning means.
Luke 14:28-30:
For which of you, desiring to build a tower, does not first sit down and count the cost, whether he has enough to complete it?
Otherwise, when he has laid a foundation and is not able to finish, all who see it begin to mock him, saying, 'This man began to build and was not able to finish.'



Plan: Before undertaking a project, it's essential to evaluate the resources available. Don't think anyone would take fall for your short sightedness.

Cost Estimation: Understanding the cost helps avoid embarrassment and failure. Blaming Nigeria for your business failure won't cut it.

Completion: Finishing what you start is crucial for maintaining reputation and integrity. Changing staffs all the time gives you a reputation.

₦35,000...you want to employ thieves or you want to train people to be thieves.

Education › Re: MFM Has Highest Number Of First-Class Graduates In Nigeria - Olukoya by Pastoshizzy(m): 1:03pm On Aug 19, 2024
Lamba..
Some people can lie for Africa.

Food › Re: What Do You Feel Like Eating At This Moment? (picture) by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:56pm On Aug 19, 2024
Iyan + Efo riro.

Birth right for sale.
You may not need cash.

Travel › Re: Man Who Has Lived Under A Lagos Bridge For 30 Years Speaks With BBC Reporter by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:56am On Aug 18, 2024
NewDea4:
Apoda

Travel › Re: Man Who Has Lived Under A Lagos Bridge For 30 Years Speaks With BBC Reporter by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:56am On Aug 18, 2024
NewDea4:
This man's problem is not government, he's living under a powerfiul generational curse shocked

He's just like Reno Omokri
Pray you get to where Reno is...and make the best of your time outside Nairaland.

Travel › Re: Man Who Has Lived Under A Lagos Bridge For 30 Years Speaks With BBC Reporter by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:53am On Aug 18, 2024
chiagozien:
In Biafra no one will live under bridge.



Every citizen will be cared for.
I understand your kind.

TV/Movies › Re: Lukuluku Bantashi - Life And Times Of A Great Thespian (Throwback) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:53pm On Aug 17, 2024
Agbako..that paps with his vocabs. "Do not timinitikuti" grin
TV/Movies › Re: Lukuluku Bantashi - Life And Times Of A Great Thespian (Throwback) by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:46pm On Aug 17, 2024
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Shocked As A Turkey Circles Grave Nonstop At Cemetery (photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:21pm On Aug 16, 2024
Some people can eat turkey sha grin
Phones › Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m):
Meta AI na the ogbonge profiler and even a fair judge of character.
May we just pray 'Terminators' are not going to be mankind's Armageddon.
VDM go loosen hin dreadlocks by now contest for state house of assembly..no be Naija?

Education › Re: Teacher Uses His Salary To Cook Jollof Rice And Chicken For His Students by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:07pm On Aug 16, 2024
Blogs with worthless contents.
Politics › Re: Don’t Link Us With ‘Igbos Must Leave Lagos’ Slogan — Indigenous Group by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:43am On Aug 15, 2024
IfnobeGod20:
Yes, by political configuration Lagos is a Yoruba land but some people own the land. You cannot come from Oyo and start saying you're the owner of Lagos just because you're Yoruba. If it were so, SanwoOlu wouldn't have deported some people to Osun State forest. Baba ati omo Ko le ni oko Ko ma ni ala.
The privilege some of these people have in Lagos, the real indigene of Lagos doesn't have that in the state.
They come to Lagos to be governor, commissioners and what have you and later go to their state to be whatever they want politically but a real Lagosian doesn't have such opportunity to go to Ogun or Ekiti to be one.
This senseless issue need to be stopped forthwith, it makes no sense that those that are canvassing the eviction of Igbos from Lagos are mostly people from other Yoruba land and not the real Lagosians and just because of political benefits they derive from the state.
See many that have served under the Lagos State but still go to their state and serve Them again while the real Lagosian have no chance of such. These set of people should stop fanning the ember of division between Igbos and the Yorubas. They are the real enemies of Lagos and not Igbos.
Hmm! I agree.
Politics › Re: Don’t Link Us With ‘Igbos Must Leave Lagos’ Slogan — Indigenous Group by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:21am On Aug 15, 2024
givedemwotowoto:
Such bigotry will NEVER come from peace loving Lagos indigenes, it's definitely from those miscreants always claiming Lagos.

These people praised Buhari for 8 good years while he was destroying a country they claim to love. Less than one year and they've already betrayed him. They're now talking trash about him.

They will smile at you and shake hands with you, but stab you right in the back once you turn around.

Cowards!
You are inciting hate.
Lagos is yoruba land
Don't be too excessive.
I am from Lagos Island, I also worked in Port Harcourt.
That point that people assume a particular tribe developed Lagos is a fallacy.

Please you don't have to insult me or any Yoruba for that matter.

Career › Re: Notable Females Who Made History In The Nigerian Military by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:14pm On Aug 14, 2024
wizdooarchy3:
Pls can somebody help interpret this English
Which kind craze dey worry you? (do you need interpretation?)
Go and enroll for adult education.

Politics › Re: Ondo Women Protest Half-naked Over Incessant Killings By Suspected Herdsmen by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2024
A country with no concrete enforcement for protection of it's citizenry. Too bad.
Why men no dey protest half naked sef.

Celebrities › Re: Portable Decorated His Room With All The Expensive Alcohol Bottles He Drank by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:12pm On Aug 14, 2024
I like him better than Phyno.
Both are wack artists.
Family › Re: Woman Shares Chats With Her Mother Who Is A Grammarian(Pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:06pm On Aug 14, 2024
My pa was such a fine man too.
If my granma was around we spoke Yoruba.
Politics › Re: Nonye Soludo Shows Off Cucumbers From Her Farm & Encourages Nigerians To Farm by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:01pm On Aug 14, 2024
MaziObinnaokija:
cool IWE KIKO,LAI SI OKO ATI ADA.KO PE OO,KO PE OOO.ISE AGBE NI ISE ILE WA......
Maazi. You just took on a time travel.
Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:58pm On Aug 14, 2024
isan:
Their Agberos are ten time Notorious than what you see in South West , the media is just helping them to keep it low-key because all eyes 👀 must always be on South West for scutiny
woow!

Career › Re: Notable Females Who Made History In The Nigerian Military by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2024
I never knew I had a fetish for women in military uniform until I met this sassy lieutenant at Tampa Fl. I was a fool for that moment. I've been an idiot for pretty military women in uniform ever since. Cosplay tinz allowed (ssh!)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 21k Daily And 300k Monthly From The Comfort Of Your Room by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2024
Lamba!
No one teaches everyone how to make money (and still charge money either directly or indirectly).
I remember that day I spent my last to attend one of such seminars. After being trained on 'wakawaka' products I'm expected to sell, they still fleeced me dry of my money.
Affiliate marketing is saturated. Skilled labour is king jare.

Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Cries After Boyfriend Gifted Her 2 Million Naira Wig (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
2 million o!
If the relationship doesn't work out eventually nkoh?
Odẹ!

Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:21pm On Aug 14, 2024
AareGaa:
Biafrans and crimes...
Please. No more.

Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2024
I never could imagine there are street beggers in that part of country.
They must have evolved.
Do they eat 'agbado'?..I guess they do.
If they have 'bambiala' children I'm sure they have 'agberos' too (their version of that too can be found in Masamasa I remember)

Embrace each other as human being.. stop the segregation. I can't see any difference between me and the next Igbo person (I'm a Lagosian).
I detest tribally biased people.
No country with segregation or caste system can experience true progress.

Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:38pm On Aug 14, 2024
INVINCIBLECSP2:
Be a good boy. Don't play too much.
With what I got right now, guess it's time to play.
Peace out ✌🏼
Education › Re: Students Ordered By Parents Association To Destroy Their Phones Over Poor Result by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:37pm On Aug 14, 2024
Wow!
'Yahoo' no dey that entire area?

I must say the advent of smartphones have caused a lot declining standards. Those things make a lotta people think they're smart.
It also can be a distraction.

What a lotta people don't know is that in learning the basics of any educational faculty you won't be needing technology, just your IQ.
A lot of confusion when a smartphone malfunctions, lost or get stolen.
Politics › Resilience by Pastoshizzy(op): 11:14am On Aug 14, 2024
Resilience, in the context of the Nigerian polity is a kudos to her citizenry. A virtue I embrace so much.
It shows a struggle to find peace amidst economic chaos (inflation). Like many countries going through economic depression we chose to continually dialogue.
We have built our castles in the air for too long. Infrastructures without a maintance culture, also opportunities to embezzle by a few who has nothing to offer than to enrich theirselves and write their own name in the history (they try to manipulate) of Nigeria.
We are maturing (some won't) and we will be mature enough soon to choose competence over bias.
Nigerians are the most resilient people in the world. We will mature

Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:02am On Aug 14, 2024
tiswell:
Fake news from lagos-ibadan express media
Anambra sir.. and there's nothing political about this news.
Just another randy priest shaming the church (your stoopidity will never allow you to comprehend that here is not another tribal battle ground).
Na wa for you.

Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by Pastoshizzy(m):
Chuk's been made.
I don't believe in capital punishment but Chuks should be electrocuted.

I dare all those popcorn for brains to blame Tinubu (but then, would I in the least feel surprise?)

Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:39am On Aug 14, 2024
INVINCIBLECSP2:
Pastoshitty
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can play with that grin
("shizzle my nizzle" with your mouth full..fool)

Negro..I feel for you and it doesn't matter where I'm from.
Stick to that job and don't get yourself fired exchanging banters with me (word of advice)

Run along now.
Be a good boy.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:04am On Aug 14, 2024
DeepSight:
anyone who doesn't like BAT must be Igbo.
Your world is very very small. You are small. Hate won't let you make progress.
You could just be patriotic and hope for the best, but not you. You are jealous of a majority.
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-jonathan-buhari-other-national-council-of-state-members-pass-vote-of-confidence-on-tinubu/
The people that matters. Now tell me..who the f××k are you?!

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:51am On Aug 14, 2024
DeepSight:
if you reason this way.
We kept goats,
I can tolerate you.

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