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Politics › Re: Don’t Link Us With ‘Igbos Must Leave Lagos’ Slogan — Indigenous Group by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:21am On Aug 15, 2024

givedemwotowoto:
Such bigotry will NEVER come from peace loving Lagos indigenes, it's definitely from those miscreants always claiming Lagos.

These people praised Buhari for 8 good years while he was destroying a country they claim to love. Less than one year and they've already betrayed him. They're now talking trash about him.

They will smile at you and shake hands with you, but stab you right in the back once you turn around.

Cowards!

You are inciting hate.
Lagos is yoruba land
Don't be too excessive.
I am from Lagos Island, I also worked in Port Harcourt.
That point that people assume a particular tribe developed Lagos is a fallacy.

Please you don't have to insult me or any Yoruba for that matter.

Career › Re: Notable Females Who Made History In The Nigerian Military by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:14pm On Aug 14, 2024

wizdooarchy3:
Pls can somebody help interpret this English

Which kind craze dey worry you? (do you need interpretation?)
Go and enroll for adult education.

Politics › Re: Ondo Women Protest Half-naked Over Incessant Killings By Suspected Herdsmen by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2024

A country with no concrete enforcement for protection of it's citizenry. Too bad.
Why men no dey protest half naked sef.

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Celebrities › Re: Portable Decorated His Room With All The Expensive Alcohol Bottles He Drank by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:12pm On Aug 14, 2024

I like him better than Phyno.
Both are wack artists.

Family › Re: Woman Shares Chats With Her Mother Who Is A Grammarian(Pics) by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:06pm On Aug 14, 2024

My pa was such a fine man too.
If my granma was around we spoke Yoruba.

Politics › Re: Nonye Soludo Shows Off Cucumbers From Her Farm & Encourages Nigerians To Farm by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:01pm On Aug 14, 2024

MaziObinnaokija:
IWE KIKO,LAI SI OKO ATI ADA.KO PE OO,KO PE OOO.ISE AGBE NI ISE ILE WA......

Maazi. You just took on a time travel.

Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:58pm On Aug 14, 2024

isan:
Their Agberos are ten time Notorious than what you see in South West , the media is just helping them to keep it low-key because all eyes 👀 must always be on South West for scutiny

woow!

Career › Re: Notable Females Who Made History In The Nigerian Military by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2024

I never knew I had a fetish for women in military uniform until I met this sassy lieutenant at Tampa Fl. I was a fool for that moment. I've been an idiot for pretty military women in uniform ever since. Cosplay tinz allowed (ssh!)

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 21k Daily And 300k Monthly From The Comfort Of Your Room by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:46pm On Aug 14, 2024

Lamba!
No one teaches everyone how to make money (and still charge money either directly or indirectly).
I remember that day I spent my last to attend one of such seminars. After being trained on 'wakawaka' products I'm expected to sell, they still fleeced me dry of my money.
Affiliate marketing is saturated. Skilled labour is king jare.

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Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Cries After Boyfriend Gifted Her 2 Million Naira Wig (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:37pm On Aug 14, 2024

2 million o!
If the relationship doesn't work out eventually nkoh?
Odẹ!

Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:21pm On Aug 14, 2024

AareGaa:
Biafrans and crimes...

Please. No more.

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Crime › Re: Anambra Govt Goes After Syndicates Using Children For Alms Begging, Arrests 30 by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2024

I never could imagine there are street beggers in that part of country.
They must have evolved.
Do they eat 'agbado'?..I guess they do.
If they have 'bambiala' children I'm sure they have 'agberos' too (their version of that too can be found in Masamasa I remember)

Embrace each other as human being.. stop the segregation. I can't see any difference between me and the next Igbo person (I'm a Lagosian).
I detest tribally biased people.
No country with segregation or caste system can experience true progress.

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Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:38pm On Aug 14, 2024

INVINCIBLECSP2:
Be a good boy. Don't play too much.

With what I got right now, guess it's time to play.
Peace out ✌🏼

Education › Re: Students Ordered By Parents Association To Destroy Their Phones Over Poor Result by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:37pm On Aug 14, 2024

Wow!
'Yahoo' no dey that entire area?

I must say the advent of smartphones have caused a lot declining standards. Those things make a lotta people think they're smart.
It also can be a distraction.

What a lotta people don't know is that in learning the basics of any educational faculty you won't be needing technology, just your IQ.
A lot of confusion when a smartphone malfunctions, lost or get stolen.

Politics › Resilience by Pastoshizzy(op): 11:14am On Aug 14, 2024

Resilience, in the context of the Nigerian polity is a kudos to her citizenry. A virtue I embrace so much.
It shows a struggle to find peace amidst economic chaos (inflation). Like many countries going through economic depression we chose to continually dialogue.
We have built our castles in the air for too long. Infrastructures without a maintance culture, also opportunities to embezzle by a few who has nothing to offer than to enrich theirselves and write their own name in the history (they try to manipulate) of Nigeria.
We are maturing (some won't) and we will be mature enough soon to choose competence over bias.
Nigerians are the most resilient people in the world. We will mature

Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:02am On Aug 14, 2024

tiswell:
Fake news from lagos-ibadan express media

Anambra sir.. and there's nothing political about this news.
Just another randy priest shaming the church (your stoopidity will never allow you to comprehend that here is not another tribal battle ground).
Na wa for you.

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Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:48am On Aug 14, 2024*

Chuk's been made.
I don't believe in capital punishment but Chuks should be electrocuted.

I dare all those popcorn for brains to blame Tinubu (but then, would I in the least feel surprise?)

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Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:39am On Aug 14, 2024

INVINCIBLECSP2:
Pastoshitty
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can play with that grin

("shizzle my nizzle" with your mouth full..fool)

Negro..I feel for you and it doesn't matter where I'm from.
Stick to that job and don't get yourself fired exchanging banters with me (word of advice)

Run along now.
Be a good boy.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:04am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
anyone who doesn't like BAT must be Igbo.

Your world is very very small. You are small. Hate won't let you make progress.
You could just be patriotic and hope for the best, but not you. You are jealous of a majority.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-jonathan-buhari-other-national-council-of-state-members-pass-vote-of-confidence-on-tinubu/

The people that matters. Now tell me..who the f××k are you?!

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:51am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
if you reason this way.

We kept goats,
I can tolerate you.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:39am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
Kiddo.

Whatever that means I'm not sure it's meant to be rude but if it is I wouldn't expect anything better. Very typical.
But I have nothing against your tribe. I'm crazy about my colleague here- Uloma (she has her masters from Carnegie Mellon University) and I doubt if she knows what Biafra means.

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Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:33am On Aug 14, 2024

INVINCIBLECSP2:
Check my signature.

Check what?! I'm sure it's shitty...like you. undecided

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:40am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
Olodo.

From a rude illiterate (I don receive insult on Nairaland today).
It may be of painful for you to know I have a 2nd degree from an American university (you see, my forefathers made Lagos habitable for you after your doomed Biafra..olodo grin

).
Please stick to your 'okrika' wares.
You're very far from reality (I understand the likes of you) but you don't know your place.
Okay kiss

Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:15am On Aug 14, 2024

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
That's Ikwerre my tribe. I am proud of my tribe

Ikwerre bush man grin

Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:05am On Aug 14, 2024

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Shut up.

You lack so much in manners.
Your type find it difficult to move forward. Just do all your gra gra for Nairaland.

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Face us In Niger Delta if e sure for una.

You..are obviously an uncouth illiterate.

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Anybody that call your sniffing peeing and leaky ass presidiot to order automatically become Igbo.

You have a goofy imagination. I can tell you sell in a local market (trader) where you can abuse people all day long. Smartphones don't make people smarter Mr delta man. kiss

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:01am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
I made a statement. I said only a backward and demented country

...and still spewing trash . You can never learn.

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:11am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
Oga - I am neither.
Neither did I say a word about what tribe BAT comes from - indeed I didnt say a word about any tribe.

I don't care where you come from..if you can make your case objectively rather than curse then you just might make a difference regardless of your tribe or political affiliation.

DeepSight:
Are other Nigerians such as myself not entitled to our opinion?

From where? This Nairaland, anyone can talk trashy.

DeepSight:
You guys are crazy.

I said so.. anyone can spew trash

Celebrities › Re: Peter Obi Visits P-Square's Paul Okoye (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:02am On Aug 14, 2024

Achoghim:
You guys were asking if Psquare didn't have elders that can resolve their issues

Who be your guy wey dey ask mumu questions when the answer is obvious. Social media is the downfall of tribal bigots. It's like rats to a poisoned cheese. This victim mentality has so many of your kind sobbing.
I see Obi trying to put on a face (kinda eczema ridden face).
I also see most of y'all going to get that 'Barfra' flags y'all kept hidden because you found (turned out to be) an unworthy/naive candidate.
No worry. Dem go settle..but no assurance that dem no go start another one on TikTok before the years run out.
Who listens to that trash music anyway?

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Obi Visits P-Square's Paul Okoye (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:52am On Aug 14, 2024

Richtaiwo:
That is what Balablu cannot do.

Do what? Get P-square's comatose career revived?
Your stoopidity can be appalling.
Na PDP for reconcile Don Jazzy and D'banj naa.
Retard.

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Obi Visits P-Square's Paul Okoye (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:43am On Aug 14, 2024

9jatriot:
I have heard some folks say Reino does not have a job that is why he always has time to be attacking Obi but the guy here that wanted to be president, I am not sure what to say about his job status either because he seems to only attend parties and major in minor issues.

How many family members wen de quarrel he go fit visit? There are many families where siblings do not see eye to eye, is he now going to request for a list of them and start visiting all of them?

If this guy had somehow managed to be president, he would have spent more time trying to keep up appearances than actually facing real issues.

Impressive

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Protester Dragging Nigerian Flag On The Ground by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:38am On Aug 14, 2024

DeepSight:
Only a backward and demented country can have BAT as president.

1. It amazes me to see how bitter most y'all become over which tribe ruling y'all.
Calling a segment of your country names reflects the extent of your values (which is nothing to write home about.
Your preferred candidate has (since after the concluded election) has tried his best to disassociate himself from your toxic attitude

https://thenationonlineng.net/obi-distances-self-from-violence-calls/amp/desperation

because it could lead to violence.
2. By now we 'ronus' prefer your desperation for a country of your own is worthwhile (but you can hardly speak as one coz not all of you are fustrated and bitter anyway) than your attempt to turn our country into another multi ethnic war arena like Rwanda.
Your hate will never bring anything to the table than curses and abuse.

Politics › Re: Regime Change: Wait Till Next Election - FG Replies Critics by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:19am On Aug 14, 2024

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
That's why Lagos is a slum.

1. You should have stayed in your villages.

OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Useless ronu miscreants.

It amazes me to see how bitter most y'all become over which tribe ruling y'all.
Calling a segment of your country names such as 'useless' and 'miscreant' reflects the extent of your values (which is nothing to write home about.
Your preferred candidate has (since after the concluded election) has tried his best to disassociate himself from your toxic attitude

https://thenationonlineng.net/obi-distances-self-from-violence-calls/amp/desperation

because it could lead to violence.
2. By now we 'ronus' prefer your desperation for a country of your own is worthwhile (You can hardly speak as one coz not all of you are fustrated and bitter anyway) than your attempt to turn our country into another multi ethnic war arena like Rwanda.
Your hate will never bring anything to the table than curses and abuse.

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