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CodeRED:
J-girl darling, here is the list of Groomsmen

1. Pataki

2. Eldee

3. Sly

4. TBK

5. Okija Juju

6. Loyika

7. A-40

8. Lordimpaq

and Best man would definitely have to be Rickyjen

lard what ah bashment this ginne be oo

You are making this aturu nwuru happy tonight.

Deepzone is not the kind I can step my royal being to and engage in anything pertaining to her farting potentials. I am not ready to be suffocated with her Ebola fartings.

DeepZone:
Denver? I'm a Republican, isewu!!!!

Farting republican, you are more repugnant than I even anticipated.

Iti bonkom!!!!

DeepZone:
[size=14pt]DarkRoom Graduate!!![/size]

I know you are one. Your resume is stored with those cows.

Hannibal:
Cheese n Rice!!!!
DeepZone is not a marriage material. . . . . . You guys should stop massaging her ego.
She farts n burps with her loud ass mouth/wrinkled butt.
Pataki is trying to register her for London 2012 games for Farting(new sport to be added in the next Olympic).

No wonder she never got to make it to Denver. Who wants a farting machine chasing them off their National Convention?

@ Deepzone,

Go back to farting on those cows, they appreciate you the more.

DeepZone:
Can't we fart during winter again?

No wonder you never get to pay gas bills.

You are a disgrace. A famous man is what you need indeed. Your farting achievements is WORLD CLASS!

DeepZone:
Lol, I'll rather marry Gary Coleman or aki and pawpaw. Stop saying this before Celestine Babayaro, my boo use our bodyguards against Hannibal. Oil and water can never mix. Hannibal is a champion at the red light zone. pataki is also a regular just that he only bargains for those prostitutes on sale. Cheapskate!!!

Desperado, are you not one of those Buy One Get One Free (BOGOF) kind of girlz.

Who needs a freebie like you. I pay good money for what I have. Not cheapo of your caliber. Farting machine.

DeepZone:
E dey pepper you? Me and BabaBoo

Call on me baby and i can help you offset those high energy bills before you'll freeze during winter,  Imagine staying in a house with no heat and no woman during winter, A long cold night and possible freezing, I'll be looking out for you(sorry, Me and babayaro  will always be there for you)

Heater during winter? When I have the natural heater of a woman beside me!

You need a real man not all those fantasy you come spilling on the forum. If you are honest enough, you just might get Hannibal.

With your farting, you do not need a heater, you need an Air conditioner. Keep looking for the famous man to marry.

DeepZone:
Somebody is confusing the mail woman and the energy people for chics trying to holla @them. Pay your gas and light bill on time and you won't see them again on your doorsteps trying to shut it off.

Olodo. I pay my bills months before they start coming.

Is the credit crunch affecting you this much that you are now looking for a famous person to marry? Thank God I got a good hold of your antics before you could play it on me.

Go and look for your Babayaro in your dreams.

mesmya:
not when it is d right thing to do for a message to be passed across properly and for good actions to be taken

And what good actions are you anticipating from her that insults makes the best method of passing it across?

CodeRED:
Hmmmmmmmmm. I see, I see. BTW, wey de hell yo bin?

@topic
What's all the fuss about prostitution though? They say " Whoring is a woman's trade, and a Man's comfort" Someone has got to pay the bills oo.

Girl, I have been busy with stuffs. . . . . I am just getting a little breather these days.

@ Hannibal,

Prostitution weird?

So far she gets her meet met, who cares?

mesmya:
that is little compared to more that is to come

Keep it coming. Insults is the best means of passing across your message right?

@ Hannibal,

Prostitution is a legal job. I thought you knew that. You should come around sometime soon and donate some Euros to the tax system here. Just might get lucky to get a good wifey than those west endz babez.

@ CodeRED,

It ain't my fault. Just staying updated to the rules.

mesmya:
she brought it upon herself,y d hell didnt she keep her marital affairs in the house?she was warned wasnt she?people have insulted me on worst cases  did i kill them

any man that will run away because of a little prob is a coward and foolish man

any man that will take his wife's purse and car and leave d house is a bigger fool dan d word itself

anyman that will ignore his wife for 48 hs after so many apologies is a bunch of retard

so richyblack will u sue me for d insults?

Has the rolling out the insults made you feel much more better? So for her saying what is wrong with her family life on nairaland implies that insulting her man is the best way out of her problem?

@ Sistawoman,

Hang in there, I am sure he will come back to his senses. However you have your own fault, as you should have taken time to understand the man you are in love with in the first place.

As a lady, there should be times you ought to be soft and there are times you ought to stand your ground. I wish you all the best in this matter.

Hannibal:
@ Pataki,

How do u knw the Benin babe is a trick??
Looks can be deceptive, isn't it?

You want me to spit it all out innit?

Remember prostitutes pay tax here. So they know all the tricks too.

Hannibal:
@ Pataki,

These tricks are more exposed to good men.
Good girls stay at home doing domestic chores while the tricks are in the clubs or bachelor's eve seeking good men.
They go out for what they want. . . . .No games, no pretence.
By law of average, they are bound to nail good men.
Afterall, Okocha's Nkechi was a resident LovePeddler in UNILAG before she met Jay-Jay.

TOUCHE!!!!

If they like you, they tell you straight off. No need for gallivanting around their feelings. I know of a friend who met a Benin girl in my city here, immediately the girl saw him, gave the guy a loving and convincing smile.

As a sharp man, the guy don arrange levels with the babe, and they are enjoying themselves till present.

Prostitutes are cunny kind of people. If they can seduce a man who is willing to have sex though, why won't they achieve the same feat with a man who is ready to marry?


Everyone for himself. I know what I am looking.

What in the world am I or should I be jealous of?

Who wants a heart when it can easily be broken?

I don't even know how the scammer got a grip of the email address he sent the message to me. Very limited people hardly send email to me on that account, and I do not think I have that email address showing anywhere on nairaland sef.

Here is the mail he/she sent to me this evening:

-----Inline Attachment Follows-----

My dear , i am well pleased to contact you after going through
your profile at www.nairaland.com on my search for genuine relationship,please contact me on this idd
(mercy.agurma@gmail.com)so that i can send you my photo and tell you about myself,Mercy

A girl asking for me age is asking for wahala.


She will get more than asking for my age.

What kind of ailment is he under that it cannot be disclosed?

Women and Money . . . . . . hmmmm!

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=163250.msg2714281#msg2714281 date=1219847470]paraga, burantashi, adiagbon abi shoboleyoke nkan! [/quote]I GO DIE OH!!!!!

See why it is not good to log on nairaland during work time. You people are kolomental.

spikedcylinder:
e-hubby, what might you suggest?

There is Sepe, there is Opa Eyin, there is even Ogogoro. She is sitting with small stout.

So you just remembered me all the while abi?

Who is she or he?

@ Poster,

O ti e le. Na small stout you dey drink? Why wont he leave you?

Step up your game. A girl who drinks such for me is a no go area for life time commitment.

What da hell?

Is the legs my regular SNICKERS chocolate bar? Some people with some childish fantasies. . . . . .

@ Poster,

Why you come announce yourself here? If you had performed the feat, I would be more interested in posting my dirty mind to you. In the meanwhile go and do what you must do without delaying. I heard Aro is still looking for more applicants.

tope2000:
i already guessed you will say something like that

I am saying the truth as it is.

No Hair Is it not rather NO AIR

I like the song. Jordin Sparks was impressive with her voice.

@ Poster,
You can watch it on youtube.com

I have heard both guys play one-on-one in different concerts.

Kunle Ajayi based in Ibadan is much more better. Right from his early days with Graham Kendricks.

None of the two attracts my fancy.