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I-am the I-AM

Jesus is LORD!

I just do not get it at all. One minute this, next minute something else.

spikedcylinder:
Still the question remains: How?

You could have asked your question here:

spikedcylinder:
I'm in a man-hating mood today so I'D say. . . . .SPOT ON!

whitelexi:
That girl/lady/sister/nun must be damned cheap

Reminds of me how Abacha used to do it in his days. . . .

@ OP,

You could have used another topic headliner rather than the otiose and annoying topic starter you have up here.

@ Topic,
It is their money, and they are at liberty to spend it how they want. The issue should not be addressed to Nigerians, but rather the organizers who were deficient in making proper arrangements before bringing her down.

tRoOE:
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I do not cook
He has to do as I say, everything goes my way( am more of dictator)
I don't answer question like WHY, HOW, WHEN e.t.c

_{Any man that marry me will truly enjoy moi, and cherish every time we spend}

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Another of those westernized babes?

I hope you find the mumu man that will be at your beck and call.

When you find him, kindly holla. I am also in need of a male servant, who will be of assistance with DeepShit in my cow farm.

Thor:
Cristalz and Thor's London Agenda

Monday 8th September 2008

17:30 Meet at Airport (Cristalz in nuns habit, Thor wearing only priests collar)
17:45 Limo into town with pink Champagne on ice and some serious smooching
18:15 Stop off at Harrods to buy the lady some expensive gifts, swap nuns habit for a fur coat
19:00 Arrive at the Hotel Ritz, honeymoon suite, into Jaquzi, more champagne and some light naughtiness
20:00 Thor gives Cristalz sensual all over body massage with exotic oils leading to more naughtyness
21:00 Romantic dinner for two the Sake No Hana, Mayfair
22:30 Off to a Cabaret show, more Champagne, great music and dancing
00:00 Romantic walk along the Thames stopping often to smooch and cuddle
01:00 Back to the Ritz for a night of non stop intense passion
01:00 - 07:00 All kinds of naughtiness, multiple orgasm's, oral heaven and smooching
08:00 Breakfast in bed
08:30 - 13:00 daytime naughtiness
13:00 Lunch at the Carlton Towers
15:00 Back to the hotel for a final bought of lovemaking
18:00 Limo back to Airport
19:00 Tearful goodbye at Heathrows terminal 5

Copyright 2008, THOR International - All Rights Reserved

All in one day?

experts:
well i will advice u to apply to the united state embassy and turkey. u have clear chance of gettng your visa in this two countries.

Thanks

Orisirisi.

Visa to Turkey?

DeepZone:
Yea, like You and pataki, [b]screwing [/b]each others mind.

Get over it girl.

Just because I publicly told you, you are not my type, you still will not allow the Pataki name to rest?

Even though you are for free, I ain't digging you girl.

Cristalz:
Well on the bright side she'll keep him all neat and tidy    

At least she will have a usefulness in the house.

Shaving pubic hair here and there.

DeepZone:
If I catch you ehn? I'll shave your pubic hair and feed you cat food for one month. comot from that computer and go answer your mother in the kitchen.

You need a heavy spanking this evening. Is your cheap boyfriend not around?

So you go around shaving a males' pubic hair? You need help seriously!!!!

I pity the man who marries you.

DeepZone:
Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

See this girl. I hit you where you never expected tonight right?

Keep parading those over-used and faded necklace given to you by your loser. Sorry Pataki is not interested in digging you.

All your efforts to get my attention to see  your fat ass on me water bed ain't gonna work girl.

debosky:
Pataki

no dey yab Osun boys o, Hotfunmi is one of our state's regrets, but don't insult the rest of us because of her.  

Unfortunately you have allowed this farting machine to keep disgracing you peeps here and there. How you allowed her to let loose from your State Government confines is outstanding!

She is a typical "omo ijoba".

DeepZone:
Whatever rocks your boat playa. Just throw away that necklace, it made you look cheaper than Pataki.

You think I am one of those your Osun boys with cheap beads that they place on you calling it necklace?

You got it totally warped up girl, with your frequent hallucinations.

Who would I rather be, or who I am?

Hannibal:
More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

It is beyond threshold value.

DeepZone:
@bold, i didn't understand that vocabulary. Is that how you toast babes? By using vocabulary because for all i care, it could mean "Funmi, will you marry me?" No wonder you are not getting any. Use pidgin or yoruba to make it easier.

Patent mendacity is beyond you?

What of a mendacious oaf?

DeepZone:
Why not ROLL out your non existent list? You can't boast of what you don't have.

Why are you obsessed with my farting? Is farting illegal in Europe?

Obsessed with your farting? Girl come out of those cheap drugs.

DeepZone:
You wish you have me.

Farting machine,

I do not need a pollutant and irritant like you. So you ain't on my wish list girl. Try and enroll when next Pataki rolls out his wish list. You might be lucky to be selected as my experimental specie of a reusable material.

Get off from replying my post. It is not the best way to get me attention.

DeepZone:
Amala playa is back again.

I can just imagine you sitting behind that computer and farting yourself off. What a disgusting piece.

Marry you indeed!

debosky:
E remain small, I will soon take up arms against destroyers of the environment, ours will be called Green Violence, not peace.

Hahahahaha!

Nice idea.

DeepZone:
All these Amala lovers won't ever cease to amaze me.

No wonder you go about taking pride in your farting. Adedibu pikin.

debosky:
Do I have to be one to cherish the natural environment? Its comments about 'unnecessary bush and jungles' that show the sheer disregard for the environment in Nigeria.

My question must have cut across as being offensive, hence your response. I was just inquisitive to know whether you are one of those Green Peace Movement peeps.

If you are mindful, you do know that often times, people think Africa is a place full of jungles with wild animals and everyone jumping from one place to another on trees, most especially from the Western world view.

So what say you?

What manner of love would I be professing from Out of Sight?

What product is one marketing here and to whom? The numerous amount of yeye girls that abound starting with the OP.

One can count the number of sensible girls on this section.

@ Topic,
Even the heavens can testify there is no way such a marriage will materialize.

debosky:
I wonder what is unnecessary in retaining forest cover and sustaining biodiversity.

Are you an Environmentalist?

@ Seun,

The only person I can think of for this consideration is Analytical. That guy has a good mind of keeping his emotions level headed

My Ex's wedding for what?

Am I the chairperson of the day? What do I stand to gain from attending her wedding. I wish her well, but I have no relevance with her wedding.

She belongs to my past, and let it stay there!

Also, no ex-girl of mine would EVER know when I get married. Do not want any drama queens for OUR DAY.

All this hype on Chrome. Very soon Facebook will churn out their browser.

I am highly resistant to change often times. Seen the Chrome, downloaded it, but not yet feeling it. I still prefer my Firefox (King of Browser) any day and time. IE is the most useless browser ever invented, and Opera is okay and preferable after Firefox.

For my ratings, Firefox-Chrome-Opera- Safari-IE

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=166541.msg2741547#msg2741547 date=1220340559]First things I must warn that I am going to do some major generalising. ,   can’t be helped because I hav met a few guys with this problem as well as heard a number of complaints from friends and acquaintances.

It is well known and accepted the women’s PMS make them act crazy, most of us accept this and find no shame in this. I’ve got news for u, men also have periods and suffer from PMS. . . how else r we to explain their crazy and senseless behaviour sometimes (they too can't explain it if u ask). What I find most irritating is that you're friends with a guy (sometimes, a relationship is the last thing on your mind), u guys hang out and talk all the time. He calls regularly, can't get enough of talking to u and hanging out with u. . . then he goes cold turkey, no communication whatsoever, starts avoiding u even, dosnttake your calls, no reply to messages. . . Rather than stress too much, I move on accepting the ride has come to an end. . .  What pisses me off is that the bastards come back after they’ve had their fill, acting like nothing happened and expecting to carry on from where you stopped.

Dude, u just don’t cut a sista off without explanation and expect to be forgiven when you're done menstruating. . . the sad part is the bastards don’t even accept the fact that that kind of behaviour is not civilised. The least u cld do is give a sister some warning and we will go off and get a pedicure or something. Another thing is their silly and childish rants about nothing whatsoever, after hours of sulking, they snap out of it and expects things to go back to normal.

“How come u don’t love me the way u used to?” sweety i don't love u differently, you're just acting crazy right now

“why are u still friends with that person?” that person happens to be your cousin and u introduced us, just because u don't like her right now doesnt mean i should stop being friends with her, u'll like her again tomorrow


“who is that guy and why is he looking at u that way?” i don't knw that guy and he's proabably lookin at me that way because i look stunning, take a second look and see for yourself

I‘ve had to deal with this kind of behaviour from boyfriends, friends and my brother. I’m just sick of it quite frankly. . . u guys claim to be masters of the universe, well try acting like it! [/quote]Where do I even start from?

PMS is not attributed to the male species. Based on that fact alone, this topic is an outright fallacy. Moving on further, every human being is entitled to mood swings. I have my moments where no one else must interfere and I expect whoever it is to keep to my rules and stay within the radius I have placed either him or her.

A guy does not just shut out a lady for no reasons. There must have been a build-up of events to the abrupt shutting her out. Every lady I have ever black-listed in my converse with very well deserved to be shut off. Ladies have often times been excellent in blacking out guys for no obvious reasons, so it is not a man's affair in respect to the subject matter.

Also, why attach so much venom of words to when a guy suddenly blacks you out? If you have no emotions for him, it should not be hurtful innit?

mojojojo26:
i love the smell of my girlfriend's farts, it is a real turn on, infact, whenever we r together i always encourage her to fart for me, it always puts me in the mood, especially the big loud ones, i find them very sexy and the aroma that always comes with it is such a turn on, what about u? do you get turned on by the sound and smell of your girlfriend/boyfriend's farts?

Where is DeepShit oops I meant DeepZone?

@ Poster,
Another of your kind is DeepZone. Find her and you guys can compare notes.

Bunch of sickos.

syren:
Patience Pataki, these things take time afterall I want to impress you now.

Give me just over a week and I'll have something for you. Deal?

Deal.

Need to get off nairaland now. Got work to do.

Goodnight.