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syren:
Quack? Lol

Well when I've made one i'll let you know. Studio time doesn't come cheap i'm afraid  

Studio? Lol

Please do it quick. Need to make those quids in time. So whats your deadline?

syren:
im sorry, its just that one needs to be careful these days.  

ok then   so where do we go from here? I'm expecting my first single to atleatst be in the top 10 in the charts.

Same with me, I got to be careful, I am not signing in a quack.

Send me a demo version of what you got. . . . You do get to see I ain't heartless at all.

syren:
oooh so that's all you wanted, i see your plan now Pataki.  

My lawyer was right, thank God for the background checks we did on you.  

And there I was thinking you had my interests in mind

C'mon, I have always had your interest in me mind.

Just that you do not trust me, and you are making me sound as a heartless soul. You and I both know we are seeking for a mutual benefit of each other right?

So whatchu say dread once again?

Women are the last being to give dating suggestions to, they never listen.

syren:
depends, what it is, and I'm going to need a CV and that includes references.

Resume and References for making some few quids outta ya?

Now you making me think I am a heartless being.

tope2000:
u n your mouth pataki

Sorry I do not know how to heed to your corrections from YIM.

onyinye2:
Oka yeah i don't take that kind of joking too lightly.

You are hereby dismissed!

eldee:
@Pataki
Nah . . . don't blame her jare
Blame the media she's been exposed to
She watches Scrubs, Girlfriends and Brokeback Mountain 24/7
Tell me how she'll fit into the real world

Oh Oh!

My BAD. . . . . Never to make such a mistake again.

syren:
HI Pataki  

Contract eh? My lawyer has advised me against such but I can be swayed. So, whatchu got for me?  

Your lawyer is wack. I ain't heartless, and I know you ain't stupid either. But my offer is grand.

So whatchu say dread?

onyinye2:
Ahhh. . . . see how men rant like boys when the truth is told.

Are you also an idiot?

I guess your brother(s), uncles and male cousins are into bromance right?

syren:
@ topic

How can one be blamed more than the other? They both consented to it therefore they are both to blame.

Very well stated. How you doing?

Got a new contract for you now.

mactao:
@Sisikill
It seems to me that you've been contracted to promote Bromance. More powder to your face.

Nigerian men will be the last on earth to embrace bromance. I hope you don't take this the wrong way (I know you're intelligent enough not to), but I suggest you spend transfer the time you spend on this thread to the Literature board. You're really good there, you know!

Even people who are man enough won't give it a try.
1. I might become gay.
2. They'll think I'm gay. _{Maria bi Jesu.}

NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

For those who support your idiotic rantings, you are all bunch of IDIOTS.

Guess you are a rejected case and a lost cause. BLOODY YOKEL.

Hannibal:
Man Utd have a game in HAND.
Had we played Fulham today at OT. . . . . .We would be topping the league or behind Chelsea(due to goals difference).
Relax. . . . . .The table is now open again.

At least you are being honest this evening as to the table is now open.

Be rest assured that it is not going to be an easy ride for you guys. . . .

Muyiwageek:
I just heard the president is dead, that he died in Saudi Arabia after his kidney transfer, Is it true??

Where did you hear such? At least ensure you have a credible source before coming on the internet to make such a proclamation.

Sisikill:
Lol, I see your point. Brotherly Romance is a mouthful ^{No pun intended}

okay, what about Guy Love? huh, huh? Nice, right?

Puts a little zing, pow, bam into it, no?

Guy love for a sister? Now you talking right! Nice huh, huh?

Puts a little zing, pow, BLIMEY!

oziomatv:
No, they stole it last night. so I came here to ease the tension only to meet a pastor in my romance section.
  You're welcome on board sir, we don't discriminate here.

Whatever you trying to say, I am not interested. Kapish?

oziomatv:
Pastor sunday school is about to start.

I have been noticing your attention seeking ways all the while. . . .

Is your tv not working?

Is not the same Iran that is still battling with constant power supply?

When are we going to define our priorities straight?

Bromance = Brotherly romance

What a delusional world I live in.

Hannibal:
@ tng,

Don't despair. . . . . .
Let Man Utd win the title this season and we would allow y''all win for 3 seasons.
Deal??

Can someone please remind what position ManU occupy on the premiership table at the moment?

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ogb5:
this Pataki pikin
stop making me to laugh

caphental indeed

Wetin I do now?

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This trend is veri veri funni. The OP is appolling.

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Can you detect the error?

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All culled from Ali Baba's facebook.

McBush oops sorry Mccain is so pathetic. Some days ago he was busy criticizing Obama for choosing a VP to augment his lack of experience. One would have thought McBush oops sorry Mccain would have gone for someone with more experience to prove a point to Obama. Alas, he has opted for a lady with minimal experience.

At 72 years of age, he should go and sit down somewhere.

DeepZone:
Ladies,

Do you believe that a man that is not marriage material(Hannibal,Eldee,pataki,Sly etc) can be converted into a marriage material if due pressure is added to reform them or are you a firm believer in old habits never die?

Bless GOODNESS!

Are you now seeing yourself as a marriage material? The world has come to an end. A lady who can not decipher a man who is not deem for marriage should have a serious re-check of herself. Do not go into marriage believing the man or the woman will change. An example is Deepshit oops sorry DeepZone.

ssheryl:
Men cheat,they lie, barely honest, n especially african men,all the men i've been meeting always hv one of this vices, wats wit u men?can't u just treat your women like they deserve to be treated ^{wit love} , n don't make excuses,pliz just STOP lyin n be truthful for once, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you cheat?

Are you barely honest?

Do you make excuses?

It is not a must to love a man. . . . . In these day and age, you can love your fellow woman, and stop making excuses for what you want to do.

AMAKAONE:
useless people trying to scam a student like me

*smh*

Here is another I got some days earlier:

Hello!!!
I have written two letters to you , but I have not received the answer.
Why?
If you don't want to communicate, then do not answer me at this letter.
I'll understand.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Sequel to the above was this:
_______________________________________________________________________________________

Hello my dear (what is your name?), thank you for your answer!

At first I think I have to say that I am new in internet and I have  only good intentions.

you should know that I am not very good writer in english, please be patient to read my

messages and see many mistakes. to be fair I don't know what you want to know about me,in principle

I am usual girl.I think I should tell you about me, my interests,tastes and hobbies.I think I will tell you

about things I want to know about you and you will know my future questions.

I am 25 years old,my  birthday is  October, 25, 1982. I so much don't want to get older ,when I can see old women I am

getting crazy to think that it is my future .I do all the best to keep my youth and I keep my body well.In spite of all

difficultes here I am trying to be in good condition and I do a lot of exercises to be in good shape!

I am about 172 cm tall (5.6) and my weight is about 56 kg. I've been told I look well enough ,

and I think that all women have own beaty. I have never been married and I don`t have children.

I have one youngest sister and it is great problem for us because we have only two rooms flat.you can't imagine what does it mean to be born

in small town in Russia,there are not any chances to live well,to get a good job.All young people leave towns to search

great luck in big cities but nobody waits for them there. I want to leave Russia,I know it sounds ugly but I know that I

will be lost here like many young girls before me. It is not place to grow children and have stable future.I  want to meet my right man .

I think in future I can work as fitness trainer I have a certificate. My mother is my great problem too,she has a great dream to see me

married and she wants to make me happy but I think  it is only my business I am not a little child. She tells me every day

that I should get married very soon,  To be fair I am not sure I  am able to explain all in first message I

want to say so much! I just want you to know that I am not afraid to work,I am fairly goal

oriented and I am sure you will be not disappoined to meet me in real life.I am going to spend three months

abroad to work in any good place,agency promises to help me because it is only the way I can leave Russia.I will have all documents

to travel in a few days and i will travel to St. Petersburg then,from St. Petersburg I will travel to you and they ask me about name of the city i am going to work,

if you don't mind to meet me please tell me the name of your city and nearest international airport! I will book my flight from St. Petersburg!

I think  it would be so great to meet my love and stay there forever.I know that it is not so easy like I think but I think it is possible that I meat my real love.

I want to love and to be loved I want to build our own happiness,only me and my man there. I don't smoke,I tried to smoke when I was younger.

I may have a glass of  red dry vine,sometimes it helps to relax. I try to take care of my body and face. I know it is all I have.

My  soul may have any itnterst for you later, I thinkso.I am not a little girl and I know that at first almost all men look

at body ,legs and face.God created males such persons. Well,I think I am lost in my letter,I am not sure you

understand my goals,please feel free to ask.

I live in Russia,town  Shelekhov, Lenyna street  9,  flat 7 ,it is near big city Irkutsk.

My town is rather far from St. Petersburg. I want you to reply if you understand my mind,my intentions,my soul,if

not please reply too, I will continue my searching. Well, I will close this letter,I think you are tired to read

it.and If you think that I should write shorter letters please tell me. I write from internet cafe in

Irkutsk because there are not cafes and possibility to use internet in my small town,we have 4 digital phone number and we

can't call abroad.Even to call in any big town here in Russia I have to order the call in advance.and I would like to say

please don't worry if I keep silence sometimes I have no time to travel ,it is about 25 minutes by bus from my town till Irkutsk

Please tell me more about you,your tastes,likes and dislikes .also I  have a few impotant questions do you

like strong drinks too much?can you be very drunk?very ofthen?can you  be rude with women?

Well,I have to stop or I will write without ending.Kiss you !see you later. In my next e-mail I will write you more things about myself and  

more details about my trip and work. I  will  miss  you,  your Natalya

Jessica, mind sharing your story first?

tope2000:
no wonder what??

You keep fabricating those lies for me.

tope2000:
I avoid to lie but sumtimes you just help it with those little white lies

No wonder.

whitelexi:
Exactement! Mais seulement si elle a une histoire ou la promiscuité

_{Exactly! But only if she has a history of promiscuity}

C'est vrai mon ami.

spikedcylinder:
What if it is a sizeable number of men? Would you still stay with her if she told you?

YES. However she do have to convince me that her change is total.

I would place her on a trial period, any slip from her. . . . . . .

Madam is calling.

Goodnight.

DeepZone:
Geraitric Democrat!!!

Is it a latin acronym  for I am so damn Hot?

Geriatric Democrat? Between Obama and Mcgoat, who is older?

Your farting are clouding your senses.

Go and marry your famous person.