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Hannibal:
They sometimes get carried away thinking a man's tongue is plantain!!!

Sisikill:
Scratching Head

I don't get it but he's asked us to comment. okay oh.

Ehmm. . . OP, what can I say? I mean really. . . what can be said? This situation requires deep analysis, like any situation but deeper. You are looking for the truth but it's all relative. . . because truth is nothing but a feeling that something is true. Sure at the end of the day, whatever will be will, you know que sera, sera? Just keep your fingers crossed that april showers bring june flowers.

I hope this makes as much sense as your post.

Good luck.

Nairaland!!!!

You and the poster fit understand each other well well.

@ Poster,

There is already a version of your life story in one of the Nollywood movies. Run down to 24 Idumota Lane Lagos or Ebinpejo Lagos to get yourself a copy now!!!!!

The Sly:
I wonder why should a woman dislike kissing o?
Some would say its disgusting but its a lie. . . . .most of 'em don't know how to do it.
Most of 'em are rookies. . . . .plastering spits all over your face all in the name of kissing

Gosh!!!

Such a lady deserves a resounding slap! What does she think you are? HER PILLOW?!?!

1. Irritation
2: In ability to With stand the Stress
3. I think it increases the Love in between but when they refuse to be submicive they wont.
4. Illitracy
5. Social Life 0%

1. Irritation: Get an Air Conditioner into your house.

2. Stop mounting the pressure on the lady for straight-away kissing. It is not a healthy habit, you kissing freak!

3. You still have to learn Romance 101. I suggest you hook up with eldee or SLY for tutorial classes

4. Same advice as no3. In addition, look for a lady with class abeg.

5. Same advice as no4. . . . . . .

Why should a woman dislike Kissing?


In a way, the Nigerian culture does not really give room for the kissing habit.

coolier:
If you speak the way you write - incoherent, I doubt if any lady would want to kiss you!

Haba Coolier.

Is there anything like incoherent kissing too?

Trying to get a mental picture of this story, got my tummy running.

Am out of this thread sorry.

Is this a matter of complex?

She is simply a lady. Treat her like any other lady you do wish to ask out on a date SIMPLE!!!!

So Funmi is 5ft 11''
@ Funmi,

P.S: Get yourself high heel shoes if you ever wanna date moi. You are too short for me!!!!!!!

Everyone has the right to apply for asylum. If they have a justified fear of persecution then the host country is obliged to protect them. This is set down in the 1951 UN Refugee Convention. No country has ever withdrawn from the convention.

Consistently, however, the British government and its officials attempt to define its obligations to refugees as narrowly as possible. Sometimes they do this with breathtaking frankness, as in this refusal letter from the Home Office to an Algerian woman: 'You claim that you were ill-treated during detention, tortured and raped. The secretary of state does not condone any violations of human rights which may have been committed by members of the security forces, [but], to bring yourself within the scope of the UN Convention, you would have to show that these incidents were not simply the random acts of individuals, but were a sustained pattern or campaign of persecution directed at you by the authorities.'

It's worth reading that paragraph again. The Home Office is telling this woman that they don't care if she has been raped, tortured and imprisoned. It will help her only if she can prove that this was done repeatedly and according to some kind of plan.

Sometimes the government mounts legal battles to rid itself of refugees, as it did recently when it was condemned by the UN for winning a high court case to return refugees to Baghdad and Basra, thereby setting a precedent for removing refugees to other war zones.

Sometimes, the government alters the law itself to make it easier to remove asylum seekers. In 2004, for example, it became an offence for asylum seekers to fail to provide a proper immigration document to establish their identity and citizenship. This was hugely controversial. . . . . . . .

Continue reading here. . . . .

CHOCHORI:
@ Pataki

I don't even know what to tell you. You own your mouth so use it any how and even use it in digging your own grave alright.
I expect people to ask questions before making conclusions- Have I and my wife lived in nigeria? Yes we have been visiting and spending holidays in Nigeria for the past 7 years. Its pretty bad that you are a citizen of a country and your child is and your wife is not. I am educated and did not just walk into the embassy to ask for citizenship. You should have read the thread before opening your mouth to say rubbish. I called them to ask what are the steps- didn't go there and was told that it is not possible when I know that you can acquire Nigerian citizenship via different means i.e registration etc. So I posted this to ask for directions and not abuse from people like you ok.

Dig my own grave? Mr Man wakeup. It is just 15:45pm UK time. You can't be this drunk!

I have asked you questions, are you blind that you cannot read them? I have been visiting and spending holiday in the UK for the past 100 years, does that give me a right to their citizenship, even if I am married to British National?

So if you are a citizen of UK and Nigeria as well, does that automatically confer a Nigerian citizenship on your wife?

O'boy, whether you called, you went to the embassy in person, the fact still remains that you were highly deficient in knowing what was obtainable before making a demand for citizenship for your wife.

And please spare me the baloney of wanting to make a post here to find out what steps can be taken. Your underlying tone towards starting this thread was for political reasons to malign and denigrate the Nigerian government for not behaving as the UK government towards issuing a citizenship for your wife. SIMPLE! Ok?

CHOCHORI:
@ Akolawole,
I did n't want to waste my time when I have seen that majority of the people in the forum are not objective and critical in their reasoning. I asked for help how to go about solving a problem and all I get is insults from people like you. I was told that there's no provision for citizenship by marriage by our embassy and I know by law that there's provison for registration so long as you are legally married to a nigerian. Can to the forum and people started talking all sorts even without reasoning at all.
Coming to the british citizen by marriage- Akolawole- you are not informed ok. The provison is that you get the ILR after two years of marriage and get the citizenship after one year of the ILR if you are still in the marriage. Its is optional for you to apply or not but after one year of your ILR and you are still married you are entitled to british citizenship after meeeting other requirements- worthy in character and duration of absence from the country within the three years- If you want education on this let me know,
I think I deserve appollogy from people like you who do not reason with their brains before responding. Anyway thank you so much to those who have given links on how to go about this.
For all those that were insulting instead of advsing- whatever you wish your fellow man so shall be your portion. May you never get your legal documents either for yourself or your wife and even your child so long as you are based in abroad. Those at home supporting the evil- May you reap what you sow and may God punish you any day you open your mouth to complain about anything in Nigeria in Jesus Name, Amen.

Why the swearing and curses? You are indeed a refined Nigerian!

Has your wife ever lived in Nigeria?

Does she have any permit whatsoever to legally reside in Nigeria?

You and your wife suddenly woke up one morning and walked to the Nigerian embassy in London to demand for Nigerian citizenship for your wife based on marriage without taking time to study the Nigerian immigration procedures O ma laya o! Did your British wife dare try such audacity with the Home Office when you were applying for a British Passport?

If you are so disgusted with the immigration procedures of the Nigerian government, kindly renounce your Nigerian citizenship, burn your Nigerian passport and never bother about Nigeria again.

No Nigerian citizenship by right of Marriage. SIMPLE! Live with that or forever keep whining.

@ Jackal,
Old things are passed away. . . . . My girlfriend thinks am a virgin so please do not confer that title on me!

@ J girl,
Did you say fall in love? It was a weekend fling, nothing more to it.

No need for forming sexy voice for Sun girl abeg.

@ Jackal and eldee,
Do not gun for the recent ones. There are some pretty chics on sun newspaper. Although of recent most are worwor. I hardly browse through them again.

@ J girl,
No wonder when I saw those I knew they were familiar. So you were once a sun newspaper. . . . .

I was freaking bored that weekend, had nothing to do. Had a collection of old sun newspaper in me house dating back to 6months to a year. Picked them and started browsing through the favorite page 3. Selected about 5 different mobile nos after seeing them pics and interest profile.

I did not want to select the recent Sun newspaper 'cos I knew the recent ones, their mobile no contacts will be permanently busy.

After selection process, gave them a ring individually, and DANG! one of them clicked for the weekend. Fortunately she was in my city, arranged a pickup with her at Tantalizers (they are always hungry you know)

Well the rest was story for the weekend.

@ J girl,

Those girls and contact details-numbers are real!!

I have seen and tasted of the wonders thereof.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147290.msg2458114#msg2458114 date=1215132586]desperate and Hot too?
I'm sure if it's sex they are looking for, they can find better sex partners in white men who just aim to please not most of these bragging one-minute naija men we see around us [/quote]Yeah both at the same time.

If Nigerian women are interested in white men, SUN UK, Metro, London lite, et al should be sparking with pictures of Nigerian women in it right? My question is: Why must you force your wowority into our faces?

@ topic,

Sweet memories, it brings.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147290.msg2458094#msg2458094 date=1215131719]I'll let you know how many guys i see advertising for girls who they want to meet because they can't afford to get one in real life.[/quote]Implying that the girls who advertise themselves on Dailies cannot afford to get one in real life!!!!!!!

Desperado Hot babes!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147290.msg2458062#msg2458062 date=1215130891]Don't make me start with you either. My point is that naija women are not as desperate as naija men claim, naija men are just too confident that they are that desirable.[/quote]When you wake up later today, grab 10 Nigerian dailies and come back to tell me how many you saw in the 10 Nigerian dailies of Nigerian men desperate for Nigerian women. Thats Assignment no1 for you.

eldee:
Are you trying to say she could do vampire movies without a mask?

Perfectly!

A farting buzzer who transfigures the faces of her victims without stress. No need for cut and edit in videos with the likes of Funmi and her inkling.

She is fast getting disciples on this forum, most especially with her threads.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=147290.msg2458044#msg2458044 date=1215130333]WHAT DA HELL?
Nigerian men are so full of sh*t. They say money talks, do you think the women are daft? They see a guy fresh from abroad - how won't he be the bone of their bone?

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - stop letting it get to your head jare.

If men in Naija are busy claiming they want only a piece of me even if they have to share, would you see me claiming that naija guys are desperate?
Arrant Nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]And what is your point?

Hannibal:
@ Pataki,

The beautiful ones of this generation are all DEAD.
Have u seen Hotfunmi??
As a horror film villain, she needs no make-up artist.

Funmi is a classic. If only nollywood can just invest a little into wowority discovery in the states, they would be shocked as to how much they can save for makeup expenses into all their dracula kinda movies.

Hannibal:
Getting smarter me ass.
Get Sun Newspaper Nigeria and see Naija babes advertising emselves as models just to nick men.
The other day, someone pasted an excerpt from the same newspaper where Naija women are complaining Men are not approaching em??

They have now proliferated almost every Nigerian dailies. Women marketing their wowority at all cost.

It is a shame, the beautiful ones are yet to be born in my generation.

onyinye2:
God asked Adam after he had eaten from the forbidden tree where he was. what did he say?? and i quote " I'm Naked" what does the state of where you are located have to do with what you are wearing?? man is not as great as you want to believe.

If you want to remain constantly daft, good luck to you. Go back and read your bible. Genesis 3:10

Let the women who want to cry being single all life long continue. . . . . Gone are the days of nairaland sensible women posting. . . . All you keep reading these days are ding dong ringing dogs on the forum.

RedHotChic:
I do not have the right to edit it because it wasn't my opinion otherwise that will amount to plagiarism. Reread the post again.

I have reread your post, and I still maintain my point. A statement of generalization without adequate facts to back it up is shallow.

RedHotChic:
Your theory lacks credence in that men and women can permute and the permutation can be tolerated in geometric progression.

Theory B:
Let X= unamrried woman 1
Y= unmarried single woman 2
Z= man 1
L= gay male
P = unmarried woman 3

Xz=Yz=Zp=ZL(commutative law), meanwhile X is still counted as unmarried, Y is still counted as unmarried, P is counted as unamrried while Z is living with X(unmarried), collecting from Y(baby mama) and cheating on the duo with P and L under down low rules. Every party here are sexually active but single while the comfort is provided by Z for all.
Imagine if we have Z1, Zn? Z combination n =? God help our generation.

Astonishing!

Are you trying to say to the larger population is dominated by the female sex? Where are your other category of women? Lesbians.

@ Poster,

Did you not go to school? How can you make a general proclamation without any validity to prove your assertion?

Hannibal:
Any crazy topic tonight, Miss Ilesha??

Funmi, what say you?