₦airaland Forum

RedHotChic:
No, I prefer action to rose

Efrebo, you go wound oh!

This is the weekend, time for your servicing.

My thinking gear tells me you need a rose as a stimulant

RedHotChic:
Please! stop all these online claims that has no proof. It's just like hannibals gist about women being used to decorate ugly Eldee at home. In that case, Brad Pitt, Isiah Washington, David Beckham, Prof Emengwali and Barrack Obama are stalking me with emails.

You can as well join the queue. Pataki always has room for more.


You really love day dreaming don't you? Tell me how may guys have actually come snooping on you? Heavy bumpy lady

RedHotChic:
No am not, Are you not a dwarf?

No am not. Do you want a rose too?

RedHotChic:
Do you sleep~type? This is the 1st time am hearing that the less educated actually have more opportunity than the more educated. Most Naija women are not married because the men are not "up to" to their standards. Y'all need to update your game so as to measure up with your chics. We are sick and tired of dealing with subPar men, Pataki, take note.

On a scale of 1 - 10, you are not even in me standards.

Last two hours I checked, I had five different girls from naija asking me whether am already engaged. Does that ring any note to you?

RedHotChic:
You are avoiding my question, I need to formidable statistical data that shows that spinsters are more than bachelors in Nigeria even at the ratio of 2:1(Area boys included) especially when Nigeria's last census figures shows that men are actually higher in number. Women are smarter than this in 2008you know, our options are wider than yours, hommie.

PREPOSTEROUS!!!!

You really are twisted you know. What wider options are there for women in these days?

I cannot remember which one it was again.

What the hell is wrong with dating your friend's EX?

RedHotChic:
Sorryoo, you like 'em heavy? Good to know!!!

Like what heavy?

Cannot afford to have me lungs crushed at this early age of me life please. . . .

Are you not heavy?

I cannot stand a woman with too much mushy mushy love. . . . It freaks me out personally.

RedHotChic:
roflmao; poverty na disease.

It seems poverty has beaten your head tire.

I would rather buy a woman ewedu that she can cook and add more weight, than a rose which she will throw away.

Pick-up line


Break-up line


I don't use such.

I know it is ManU fans that will start tearing their voices out.


Blatter has said, football contains too much of modern slavery, he is free to air out his opinion on this matter. SIMPLE!!!!

For me age certainly matters.

What is wrong in dating your ex's friend?


YES I can!

YES I can.

I have female African friends here that take weed.


But would I date any of them? NO.

Queenisha:
Thank you!

I'm trying to understand them two
are they saying ladies shouldn't have a problem dating men with MO and BO because they've had to endure girls with PO
I don't get their argument

My argument is this, ladies have far more offensive odor beyond my imagination. I can easily recall fetid odors from ladies than from guys.

Queenisha:
na animal go buy okirika ?
no be person go buy okirika ?
infact my grandpa "trained" his kids in school, dealing on okirika and plain george
Okirika is big business o

_{I just thought to say that one}

Well said.

In addition, tell your fellow women when they purchase okirika, they should at least wash it before putting it on. The way they fight over these okirika clothes, you do think it is BOGOF.

Queenisha:
LOL.
Why don't you add it to your pick up line

I am more safer with my fumigant than adding anthing to my pickup line.

Hannibal:
Yaba market sells 2nd hand undies.
You need to see babes bending n picking n analysing their sizes. . . .

Abeg, leave all these okirika babes alone.

Small time they will come opening threads chastising men, you need to see the way them dey fight for this okirika clothes.

francessby:
Please n/land is not a kindergarten/creche sch

Why did you have to raise this thread up?

A July 2007 thread with no one responding to it, even your post is not making an effort to answer the Virgined thread.

Queenisha:
Of course I'm not.
Anyone who doesn't talke a proper bath will smell
Isn't that expected ?

Of course it is so expected.

Please impress it upon your fellow women to spare some minutes to wash up. I hate carrying me fumigants here and there.

Sometimes I ask myself with the amount of universities and tertiary institutions and private institutions, are we really making any progress in Nigeria?

Queenisha:
Is it our fault when you decide to pick up unwashed giirls from the highways and byways of the United Kingdom.
What do you expect?
Jasmine flowers ?

BLIMEY!!!!!

You are not even denying that some of your ladies need washing up.

Hannibal:
No one has to go through that dreadful sexperience TWICE!!!
One might end up catching SARS(severe acute respiratory syndrome).

hahahahahaha

SARS indeed.

These days I carry my fumigant with me. Thank goodness for the Boys Scout days.

Rose for what?

Some women and all their jargons of mushy mushy love.


If she does not mind ''ewedu'' factor, it is ok by me.

Hannibal:
Buhahahahahahahahahaha

I hope u didn't let her weather-beaten undies touch your head. . . . .
Most of these girls are so dirty, u wonder what the problem is. . . Lack of resources or untidyness. . .
It's very common for men to hold their breaths when she's pulling down her knickers as mouse or roaches might crawl out.

Seriously if I was just reading your posts, I do fink you are making it all up, but immediately she pulled down those jeans, OMG!!!!!! I smelt the most squalid, putrid and rank odor all my chemistry knowledge could never fabricate!!!!

Never again, will I suffer such odor in me life!!!! You do fink I was an asthma patient when I left that AC room.

I don't even know them.

And I ain't buvvered to know them either.

Remember back in me secondary school days, there was this girl, had the most depressing, nauseating, irritating, annoying, malodorous smell you can ever imagine.

No amount of body spray, perfume could suppress this odor. I recollect she once finished a can of body spray one day given to her by her friends and yet 10 mins later, she was back with this smell.

Unfortunately, she only knew how to hang around we boys, and yet most of us bared the smell in silence.

@ Topic,

I once had a personal experience in this matter. I was too embarrassed to talk, but the lady knew what the smell was, at first pretended as if it was nothing, giving me a face of there was nothing smelling in the room even with AC on!!! Not until I could not bear the smell further, given my facial expressions, she then proceeded to the bathroom, came out after washing up, but I had long logged out, took my car keys and left!!!!

RedHotChic:
Intel is probably mixing up shit time with sex time. I don't do minute men, my boo fires the throttle for hours 3x a week. Which of you can beat that even under the influence of methodone/speed/ecstasy or burantashi?

So your boo fires you under all these influences?


You need a real man!!!!!!

@topic,


Absolutely no way would it happen.

onyinye2:
what are you trying to say?

Go back to school. . . . .


Are you ladies starting this Man bashing thingy again?

Moyola:
Kini mo soh, ti o fun eh nii right lati se shior sii mii

Don't b an agbaya

Right ko, left ni.

Now you beginning to talk like my little baby girl. Agbaya indeed!

onyinye2:
this is one of those double standards that we have grown up to live with. im not saying woman are weak cause i know some strong woman, but compared to a man in anger, we woman don't stands a chance. a man can withstand the slap from a woman but woman can get really hurt if a man hits her.

The fact is that, there are women who beat up their man severely.

My church mind tells me you are such.

Women are easily led on, by what they hear, most especially if they have inherent feelings for you.

It is best you tell her, it was just an ordinary simple show of gesture. Nothing more to it.