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. . . . .And in addition, get a recent letter from your school indicating what year you are enrolled in, what programme you are studying. If possible, obtain a copy of your transcripts as additional documents also.

All the best.

coolier:
Thts's exactly what am saying that he would leave on his own free will just like any other person. They would issue him with a travel certificate. People do it all the time. He tells the immigration in Lagos if they ask him that his passport is lost. Am telling you he would only need to give them anything if he so desires. If he says he has no money then he has none, nobody would detain him for loss of passport. He hasn't just been released from prison. He overstayed(forget assylum) and is returning home.

Accepted that he overstayed, on what grounds did he overstay? Ma'am, whether he uses a TC or his international passport, the fact still remains that he will be subjected to questioning upon his arrival at MMA.

Why?
1. He is going to pass through the Irish Immigration border at the airport, will most likely be asked to fill up some forms, and details will be stamped on either the TC or his passport.

Or do you wish to tell me otherwise?

@ Figurehead,

You really did not do your homework well about marrying an EU citizen and settling your stay. That it may not possibly work in Ireland does not imply it is so with other EU countries.

I know within the Dutch immigration policies, once you are married to a Dutch citizen, you are asked to leave the country at first, and then you file an application from your home country with the intention of living with your spouse in the EU country.

If Ireland was proving difficult, why sit your ass therein? You could have migrated to other Western European country with your spouse and made a proper application for residence permit from there, and subsequently in months/years return to Ireland to settle your stay permanently. (Just my own opinion though).

The Home Office is making a boast of having deported over 2,400 illegal immigrants since the beginning of this year, so sad you have added to their list.

onyinye2:
everything in this world needs balance. this included. what is the point of good sex when you are emotionally not in to it. eventually you will want something more. but if the sex isnt good then yeah there is a problem. because it is going to cause problems in the relationship.

Whichever it swings for you, whether the sex was good or not, there will always still be a problem.


Women are still so confused.

Hannibal:
You are twisted.
I am not replying u again until PATAKI shags you till your nose bleeds.

I am not a free donor. She has humbly requested for your free shagging. STEP UP to the game and your thang bruva.


I cannot touch Funmi with any manner of feet of pole.

onyinye2:
PREACH!! some brothas don't understand that. some feel that if that if the sex is good, everything else will follow. which is the totally opposite.

So if the sex was not good, would everything still follow?

Women are so confused!

Hannibal:
You are a super-Arrow!!!!

Whats hot about a 6ft babe with bloated balls and 2 inch winkie??
I think u need to get laid, you are veering off the tangent.
Pataki, will u please shag Funmi for the sake of SANITY on Nairaland??
Her appetite is HUGE so u might need some few ecstasy tablets.

I think duty calls for you tonight. Finish this girl off and add her to the score board.

My hands are full with another female nairalander to score tonight.

RedHotChic:
I thought you said i am a lesbo; Why Pataki? Is he a lesbo specialist? Leave Patabobo alone jare unless you are inviting him over to help you "bake cookies" tonight,

You really need a SCREW!!!!!!!!!

Your lez partners aint trying for you at all.

RedHotChic:
Also, it's Hotfunmi and not just Funmi.

Funmi, get it simple and straight!!!. . . . I call the shots, you don't!

RedHotChic:
According to nairaland. i wonder why a big site like this with almost 300k members cannot boast of any homosexuals that are proud of what they are. It's appalling!!!!

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!

There is already the lesbian section, you might want to get acquainted with your fellow lez there. Speaks so much of what manner of ladies we have in our generation.

onyinye2:
there is nothing wrong with a guy being metrosexual. as long as we stay as friends. because i like my men, to be rough, tough, and can get down and dirty. . . on the foot ball field. metros, are cool to be friends with cause they like to get manicures. so we could go together and they could help me pick the right color of nail polish. but dating is out of the question. when a guy starts to show up to pick me up smelling like peaches and honey soap then i gotta take a step back.

Just a simple question. . . . . How old are you?

@ Funmi,

How do you come up with outrageous thoughts for topics? What has Donnie done for you now?

@ Topic,

HELL NO!!!

A 2005 topic!

The poster only has 4 posts to her credit. Yet you are all still addressing the poster in 2008.

I am sure she must either be with another man now, or probably in a state of coma from the beating of her boyfriend since 2005, while you all belabor yourselves to post a response to her.

Make una all continue. . . . . . .

VOR:
If he returns to Nigeria on his own passport why would he have problems from Nigerian immigration on arrival? It wouldn't be written on his forehead that he had problems in Ireland, and I'm sure he would have more sense than to tell them of his problems.

He would have problems with the Nigerian Immigration because:

1. He applied for a stay in Ireland as a refugee/Asylum seeker. On what grounds did he have to show that he was not safe in his home country? (Ogboni people want to take his life?)

2. If his home country (Nigeria) was un-safe for him, why does he now think returning back to his country is safe for him?

3. Upon his leaving Ireland, there would be a stamp on his passport indicating that he was a failed asylum seeker in Ireland and was asked to Ireland. Which hungry Nigerian Immigration Officer will see such a stamp on his passport and joyfully welcome such a ''deserving'' citizen easy entrance into the country?

RedHotChic:
Look at you. You don't have to read and write to be a feminist just like jaja of Opobo didn't know how to read and write, will you strip him off his heroic spell on the white thieves in africa because of that? Lets not even talk about so many female black slaves in the 18thC America that held the white men's bulls by the horns.

RedHotChic:
Mami water is a fictional character that is non existent.

You are such a CLASSICAL HISTORIAN!!!!!!!

@ Hannibal,

What way?? They don't understand what they want themselves.
Tell her to write a list of all what she wants. . . . .do everything for her and i promise u in 3 days, she would complain about kizzack somehow.
The best bet is to drop your shoulders because you can never know with WOMEN.

Women are genetically wired to nag and complain about anything and everything once it is not going according to her ways .

So I still maintain that all a woman wants is to always her way.

@ Vor and coolier,

I do not know much about asylum cases, but my question is that what would be the visa status on the passport of asylum seekers?

How would he come into the country and he would not be questioned by the NIA? I guess I do not hold much knowledge on this subject matter, but I do wish to know how he can enter the country and he wont be subjected to questions from immigration authorities.

While growing up in my jejune years, I read one of the fairy books of King Arthur, and there was a time he was thrown a challenge which entailed him loosing his Kingdom if he could not find an answer to a riddle posed at him within three days.

The Riddle was: What Does a Woman Want?

He was lucky enough to find an old hag of a woman to tell him the answer on the third day of the riddle challenge, which was: To Always Have Her Way.

Growing up over the years, with my experiences with women, I have come to the realization that a woman indeed and truly always want to have her way.

If in doubt, ask the mothers of old. Eve, Sarah. . . . .

ayomifull:
Definitely since he sought assylum!

To the best of my knowledge, I do not think he would have been fingerprinted yet!

Agreed he sought for asylum, however if I am very correct, he tried making the application from within Ireland itself. Fingerprinting is currently been done outside the UK, and keep in mind, this is a four year long case of immigration battle with the authorities. When did the fingerprinting palaver come into full force?

Anyways, I stand to be corrected though.

Akolawole:
1) Have they at anytime taken his fingerprint?

Egbon, good to see you once again oh. How you dey sir?

Seems this are the days of massive deportation. With the introduction of the Tier 1 system now, HSMP has been cancelled, fingerprinting for every UK application you make now, what is the way out for boys oh?

In your own view, if you are given an order to leave the UK, do you think it is advisable to leave?

I know a friend who was studying in the UK for ACCA, unfortunately, got his/her papers delayed for renewal of visa all from the school, his/her visa renewal was thereon denied. Made a statement of reconsideration thereon, forwarded it to Home Office, application was unsuccessful. Asked to leave the UK, decided to comply with the orders.

Now upon entering Nigeria, made an application for a student visa to continue studying ACCA in the UK, student visa application was refused. Made an appeal to AIT, appeal was rejected by the immigration judge because of overstaying in the UK at first time.

What do you think can be done?

funkybaby:
@pataki

What do you mean by he should marry oyinbo? Its no longer that easy oh. You think say those women never sharpen up?? Naija men treat those irish women like shit. Remember that my 'egbon's' story i told you about?

What I meant was a four year long battle of immigration tussle, and all he could come up with was: humanitarian grounds for wanting to remain in the Republic of Ireland, and yet without sufficient evidence to substantiate his claims. That smells of crap to me.

I know these women have become wiser with the way Men treat them all in the name of wanting to stay abroad. They take loads of shit and I am truly aware of that. I surely remember the case of your ''egbon''. But the fact still remains that desperate Nigerians still use this means of securing their stay even in the Ireland.

In most EU countries like Poland, all you have to do pay a Polish girl 5,000 euros for a five year duration of contract marriage and thereafter you secure your stay permanently. If she spill the beans during that time to the immigration authorities, your next point of call is in the airport immediately. [i]Owo wo igbo live[/i].

_{Wassup with your blueband, thought it was superb today? I am still waiting here though.}

Figurehead:
My question now is, which of these two options is better, to buy his own ticket and leave on his own, or to be deported?
I heard that in either ways, whether one is deported or he voluntarily leaves a country after failed attempts to legalisation, the nigerian immigration arrests the person on arrival and he is detained until he pays a fine or is it a bribe. How true is this?

A four year long case of immigration battle _{Why not marry an Irish citizen like}

If he gets to be deported by the Irish Authorities, he will be handed over to Nigerian Immigration Authorities for straight-away detention!

If he willingly decides to go back to Nigeria on his own, he has nothing to worry about. _{(If he knows people within the Immigration Authority though).}

However, if you can make open his case here, I am sure there are one or two ways it can be handled. It is definitely not the end of the world for whomever is involved in this case.

What rubbish. I see a shawty along me ways, and I step up to her to say HI or Hello. . . . . good afternoon. . . . . . .


What kinda ladies get stereotyped to such nonsense of singular vocabulary jargons as introduction from a guy


I must be reading from a secondary school forum tonight.

syren:
Lol yeah right

Seriously. . . . .

There a way you exude the confidence that makes the lady that catches your fancy walk up to you freely. The cheapest of places is at the bar/clubs. I don't dig bar/club chics.

Gone are the days of walking to a lady and asking for her contact details. . . . Not with me!

I don't approach ladies, they approach me!!!!!

@ mumu 4 love,

Keep on waiting oh. In this day and age, which guy has time to start hearing from a lady: I will go and think about it.

My Candid Advice:
Do not put all your eggs in one basket.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446842#msg2446842 date=1214936785]i know d babe is at fault,but u men should stop blaming d women all d time,
[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446879#msg2446879 date=1214937359]WHY CANT GUYS BE FAITHFUL @pataki[/quote][/quote]CLASSIC!!!!

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446842#msg2446842 date=1214936785]i know d babe is at fault,but u men should stop blaming d women all d time,[/quote]I would not excuse the stupidity of the guy in whatever way. But can you please remind me the topic of this discussion again?. . . . .

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446793#msg2446793 date=1214936155]and a man thrusting into her hole has also being initated by d devil and should be spanked real hard[/quote]C'mon, the brother was just simply obeying a tenderly request tendered by the lady.

In as much as, he did not forcefully have sex with the lady, I will rather be of the opinion that the lady came tempting poor chap.

She deserves to be flogged.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446721#msg2446721 date=1214935468]yes ,but even if d cousin was so stupid must d guy join her to thread on d path of stupidity?that is my question[/quote]We all do something stupid at every point in time of our lives. Stupidity does not in all cases decline with age.

A girl opening her legs for a man who is not hers is a devil. She should be flogged.

[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=147040.msg2446654#msg2446654 date=1214934745]and must some of u guys always go in when d legs r open'?[/quote]Yes

I have a friend, she told me, if she comes to visit me and she makes any advances towards me, I should say NO. Would you think I should accept her proposition?

Accepted the guy was stupid to be clinching her wifes' first cousin, but he was not making love to her forcefully. She willingly came on the bed to sleep with him. SIMPLE.

syren:
Why do people cheat? simple

MY BAD. Accepted. Simple.

This topic should have been: Why Can't Girls Be Faithful?


@ Poster,
Was the husband to be, sleeping with a dog? He was sleeping the his wifes' first cousin for that matter. Some women will never learn when to tape their legs shut.

@ Poster,
I hardly read verbiages as you have copied and pasted it.

@ Topic,

A feeling of sharing something mutual with another person or thing.

Why is she still sitting around and listening to his pleas.


Some women can be so daft.