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1. Most preachers feel that when they conduct an anointing service, people must fall down. Why? Does this proof anything? 2. Although ushers are not expected to fall down during services, has anyone noticed that THEY NEVER FALL? Are they stronger than the anointing? I overheard some ushers making jests of people who fell down during a service & since then I don't make that mistake! 3. Just imagine the preacher saying that he got the revelation that 8 people in the congregation will receive great financial blessings & the holy spirit will pick them out;there are some religious zealots who will always fall just to be among the * 8 people* & there are those who make falling down a habit. 4. If u don't fall down, does it mean that ur prayers have not been heard or u are no better than the man who fell down? Every man should judge himself. |
ypzilanti: Most of you on this thread should just shut up. Majority of Nigerians are Tribalist. Bloody hypocrites. So you only become self righteous when you are discriminated by a white man?Oga, why u dey vex? Abi u neva hear say the only folks permitted to call a black american "nigga" are fellow black americans? Except u want another bloody clash of the titans, thats when u will ask a white man to hail a black man "nigga". So who con be tribalist among them? |
Court marriage ke? This na contract for the woman's benefit o! 50/50 all the way. |
If the theft was done by a Nigerian, u go hear everyone hala * Naija again?* ![]() |
What are the terms & conditions of this contest? Is it for real? |
@Op, i think the tittle "Ini Edo takes pics with her kids" would have been better news. Since anything goes, then the next post could be "Ini Edo in her toilet (pics)" or "Ini Edo having her shower (pics)" Mtchewwwwwwwwww! |
alpha conde: I advice the use of helmets, lock with padlock and leave key @ home.U will just end up having your head uprooted. |
Wife beaters! Where una dey? U wield power like cutlass when u beat ur wives. When people want to calm them now, u hear phrases like "I no dey fit tolerate rubbish o" Go & do the same with a policeman or soldier with a gun na! Agbaya oshi!!! |
Capital FEMI, abeg no give my babe false hope & babe, abeg, no be your age dey play hard to get! |
I always liked doing the invisible act in class to avoid been called on to answer questions but when it became unavoidable, i talk OP with SO MUCH confidence. Na me u wan disgrace? |
Why are u guys castigating my bf? He has already outlined all that he wants to do with the N50b. He promised to buy a yatcht for me. He promised me a round the world trip. He promised to purchase the sun, moon & stars to make me happy. He promised to sponsor my trip to planets Mars, Neptune, Saturn & Pluto. He promised to sponsor the education of my paternal & maternal relatives and lastly to put the remaining amount in my bank account. Why una wan spoil my groove? Abi na crime to chop *PART* of the CAKE? @Mrs Loyld, na pun o! no offence meant. I don't do married old men. |
The man should be arrested for attempted suicide! Suppose he successfully killed himself, the wife would become a widow, the kids orphans, the police unnecessarily harassing people in the name of conducting investigations not to talk of decreasing the world population by one! Police, make una spare the maga o! |
Na dem go first tear better race when the real jungle boys with all their modern atillery go show. Mtchewww. |
Even if the boy is unable to penetrate, there would be evidence of attempted penetration. Haba! u sure say no be back of school the doctor for graduate? If not, why would the girl contradict his statement? |
Singing Psquare *PERSONALLY* He should *PERSONALLY* employ me to be his PERSONAL ADVISER on NATIONAL CAKE SHARING MATTERS. I'm tired of writing application letters. Anyway, still singing *PERSONALLY* |
Since its not a case of rape; he should set his mother ablaze as well, or is his mother innocent? |
Judges will always judge & haters must always hate. Mind no one Gozie. U don pass all those judging u by one llloooonnnngggggg margin. Just continue to love ur wife & trust Baba God. |
Imagine i was told that if i drank the water, i will *not know book again*. It became serious that till this day, i throw the water when cracking a coconut. Seriously, are u guys sure that our parents were not saying the truth? What could have been their reasons to lie to us? |
Ayorh4you: How does this stop the bombing and killing of innocent souls in the northern part of Nigeria? LorbwishhhhhHow does your comment above stop the bombing & killing of innocent souls in the northern part of Nigeria & what quota have u contributed to ensure it? Enemies of progress, be happy for others for once! Abi na she send boko haram message? |
For all u folks shouting "waste of money" una no sabi read? Everything was made FREE by good samaritans. Papa God, restore good health to this woman. I know most people will feel its a waste since the woman will die soon but one man's meat ............. |
Luvly couple. I wish my bro was as rich. I know God will maketa way. Afterall while there's hope, there's life |
Sweet young chick. I wouldn't mind hooking u up with my grandpa. Only problem: he's late. |
Mtchhhhhew!!! Propaganda. |
Nice write up. I made 1st page today...... Yay!! |
It's becoming a negative trend for Nigerians that any country they go to, they get harrased, embarrased & even tortured for the flimsiest excuse. Is it a sin to be a Nigerian or are other countries envious of us? |
If the bf didn't need trespassers, he should have used MAGUN on his girl. Simple & short. ![]() |
Which yeye money does she want to inherit? Is the man short of heirs? |
The only mistake they made was to perform their marriage in DL. I believe that the Lord is merciful & forgives us when we admit our faults. Since they have apologised, the church should forgive them & let life go on as before. The girl's father should be reinstated as National Overseer so as to prevent hypocrisy in the church because it won't be right for only the girl's father to be punished. The G.S is not supposed to be given an option of resigning; he should have been sacked! |
Take her for kolomental treatment/care. Afterall ur marriage vows include the words *for better, for worse* ![]() |
U won't hear, for example, a Jamaican born & brought up in Jamaica residing in the U.K or U.S speaking fake accents or a Lebanese speak fake accents. Communicating effectively is what matters even if it is with sign language. |
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