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Religion / Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by PatAkpos: 7:09pm On Aug 15, 2013
1. Most preachers feel that when they conduct an anointing service, people must fall down. Why? Does this proof anything? 2. Although ushers are not expected to fall down during services, has anyone noticed that THEY NEVER FALL? Are they stronger than the anointing? I overheard some ushers making jests of people who fell down during a service & since then I don't make that mistake! 3. Just imagine the preacher saying that he got the revelation that 8 people in the congregation will receive great financial blessings & the holy spirit will pick them out;there are some religious zealots who will always fall just to be among the * 8 people* & there are those who make falling down a habit. 4. If u don't fall down, does it mean that ur prayers have not been heard or u are no better than the man who fell down? Every man should judge himself.

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Religion / Re: Church Refuses To Marry Black Couple In USA by PatAkpos: 9:53pm On Aug 13, 2013
ypzilanti: Most of you on this thread should just shut up. Majority of Nigerians are Tribalist. Bloody hypocrites. So you only become self righteous when you are discriminated by a white man?
Oga, why u dey vex? Abi u neva hear say the only folks permitted to call a black american "nigga" are fellow black americans? Except u want another bloody clash of the titans, thats when u will ask a white man to hail a black man "nigga". So who con be tribalist among them?
Celebrities / Re: Lola Alao's Court Wedding Pictures by PatAkpos: 3:25pm On Aug 09, 2013
Court marriage ke? This na contract for the woman's benefit o! 50/50 all the way.
Phones / Re: Chronicles Of An Iphone Thief. by PatAkpos: 1:53am On Aug 09, 2013
If the theft was done by a Nigerian, u go hear everyone hala * Naija again?* sad grin
Literature / Re: The Fountain 2013 Essay Contest by PatAkpos: 9:53pm On Aug 08, 2013
What are the terms & conditions of this contest? Is it for real?
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo With Two Dogs (Picture) by PatAkpos: 9:44pm On Aug 08, 2013
@Op, i think the tittle "Ini Edo takes pics with her kids" would have been better news. Since anything goes, then the next post could be "Ini Edo in her toilet (pics)" or "Ini Edo having her shower (pics)" Mtchewwwwwwwwww!
Fashion / Re: Hair Robbery Is The Latest Trend In Venezuela by PatAkpos: 9:10pm On Aug 08, 2013
alpha conde: I advice the use of helmets, lock with padlock and leave key @ home.
U will just end up having your head uprooted.
Politics / Re: Drunk Policeman Kills One In Lagos by PatAkpos: 5:05pm On Aug 07, 2013
Wife beaters! Where una dey? U wield power like cutlass when u beat ur wives. When people want to calm them now, u hear phrases like "I no dey fit tolerate rubbish o" Go & do the same with a policeman or soldier with a gun na! Agbaya oshi!!!
Celebrities / Re: Capital FEMI Sings To Rita Dominic by PatAkpos: 4:30pm On Aug 07, 2013
Capital FEMI, abeg no give my babe false hope & babe, abeg, no be your age dey play hard to get!
Education / Re: When You Can't Answer A Question In A Lecture Class? by PatAkpos: 6:19pm On Aug 06, 2013
I always liked doing the invisible act in class to avoid been called on to answer questions but when it became unavoidable, i talk OP with SO MUCH confidence. Na me u wan disgrace?
Politics / Re: Chidi Lloyd Sues Police For N50billion Over Ill-treatment by PatAkpos: 11:55pm On Aug 05, 2013
Why are u guys castigating my bf? He has already outlined all that he wants to do with the N50b. He promised to buy a yatcht for me. He promised me a round the world trip. He promised to purchase the sun, moon & stars to make me happy. He promised to sponsor my trip to planets Mars, Neptune, Saturn & Pluto. He promised to sponsor the education of my paternal & maternal relatives and lastly to put the remaining amount in my bank account. Why una wan spoil my groove? Abi na crime to chop *PART* of the CAKE? @Mrs Loyld, na pun o! no offence meant. I don't do married old men.
Family / Re: Wife Saves Husband From Suicide By Holding Onto His Boxers by PatAkpos: 9:00pm On Aug 05, 2013
The man should be arrested for attempted suicide! Suppose he successfully killed himself, the wife would become a widow, the kids orphans, the police unnecessarily harassing people in the name of conducting investigations not to talk of decreasing the world population by one! Police, make una spare the maga o!
Crime / Re: Policemen Arrested Over Lynching Of Students In Badagry by PatAkpos: 4:40pm On Aug 05, 2013
Na dem go first tear better race when the real jungle boys with all their modern atillery go show. Mtchewww.
Health / Re: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by PatAkpos: 4:11pm On Aug 05, 2013
Even if the boy is unable to penetrate, there would be evidence of attempted penetration. Haba! u sure say no be back of school the doctor for graduate? If not, why would the girl contradict his statement?
Events / Re: Tony Anenih's 80th Birthday Celebration Pictures by PatAkpos: 12:24pm On Aug 05, 2013
Singing Psquare *PERSONALLY* He should *PERSONALLY* employ me to be his PERSONAL ADVISER on NATIONAL CAKE SHARING MATTERS. I'm tired of writing application letters. Anyway, still singing *PERSONALLY*
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sets Friend Ablaze For Dating His Mum In Enugu State by PatAkpos: 12:04pm On Aug 05, 2013
Since its not a case of rape; he should set his mother ablaze as well, or is his mother innocent?

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Celebrities / Re: Chigozie Atuanya Weds Jennifer Oranike (Pictures) by PatAkpos: 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2013
Judges will always judge & haters must always hate. Mind no one Gozie. U don pass all those judging u by one llloooonnnngggggg margin. Just continue to love ur wife & trust Baba God.
Health / Re: Health Benefits Of Coconut Water by PatAkpos: 2:54pm On Aug 04, 2013
Imagine i was told that if i drank the water, i will *not know book again*. It became serious that till this day, i throw the water when cracking a coconut. Seriously, are u guys sure that our parents were not saying the truth? What could have been their reasons to lie to us?
Fashion / Re: Tumisola Ladega 14-Year-Old Designer At Africa Fashion Week London. by PatAkpos: 2:02pm On Aug 04, 2013
Ayorh4you: How does this stop the bombing and killing of innocent souls in the northern part of Nigeria? Lorbwishhhhh
How does your comment above stop the bombing & killing of innocent souls in the northern part of Nigeria & what quota have u contributed to ensure it? Enemies of progress, be happy for others for once! Abi na she send boko haram message?

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Romance / Re: Terminally-Ill Bride Gets The Wedding Of Her Dreams by PatAkpos: 7:58pm On Aug 03, 2013
For all u folks shouting "waste of money" una no sabi read? Everything was made FREE by good samaritans. Papa God, restore good health to this woman. I know most people will feel its a waste since the woman will die soon but one man's meat .............
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Oyebanjo Weds Dotun Ojuolape (Pictures) by PatAkpos: 2:37pm On Aug 03, 2013
Luvly couple. I wish my bro was as rich. I know God will maketa way. Afterall while there's hope, there's life
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy With And Without Makeup by PatAkpos: 5:09pm On Jul 29, 2013
Sweet young chick. I wouldn't mind hooking u up with my grandpa. Only problem: he's late.

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Politics / Re: Clark Apologizes For Past Comments & Calls For National Unity by PatAkpos: 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2013
Mtchhhhhew!!! Propaganda.
Investment / Re: 6 Investment Fallacies You Need To Avoid by PatAkpos: 7:45pm On Jul 27, 2013
Nice write up. I made 1st page today...... Yay!!
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Kenya Protest Police Harassment And Intimidation by PatAkpos: 4:12pm On Jul 27, 2013
It's becoming a negative trend for Nigerians that any country they go to, they get harrased, embarrased & even tortured for the flimsiest excuse. Is it a sin to be a Nigerian or are other countries envious of us?

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Crime / Re: Man Abducts Son, Beats Lover's Boyfriend To Death by PatAkpos: 6:39pm On Jul 16, 2013
If the bf didn't need trespassers, he should have used MAGUN on his girl. Simple & short. grin
Family / Re: 92-Yr-Old Man Marries 22-Yr-Old Woman by PatAkpos: 6:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
Which yeye money does she want to inherit? Is the man short of heirs?
Religion / Re: Kumuyi Offers To Resign Over Son's Wedding Controversy by PatAkpos: 2:14pm On Jul 07, 2013
The only mistake they made was to perform their marriage in DL. I believe that the Lord is merciful & forgives us when we admit our faults. Since they have apologised, the church should forgive them & let life go on as before. The girl's father should be reinstated as National Overseer so as to prevent hypocrisy in the church because it won't be right for only the girl's father to be punished. The G.S is not supposed to be given an option of resigning; he should have been sacked!
Romance / Re: Lamentations Of A Battered Husband by PatAkpos: 9:13pm On Jun 29, 2013
Take her for kolomental treatment/care. Afterall ur marriage vows include the words *for better, for worse* grin
Travel / Re: Nigerians And Fake Accent by PatAkpos: 8:34pm On Jun 29, 2013
U won't hear, for example, a Jamaican born & brought up in Jamaica residing in the U.K or U.S speaking fake accents or a Lebanese speak fake accents. Communicating effectively is what matters even if it is with sign language.

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