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Health / Re: A Lady After A Failed Body Enlargement (Graphic Pics) by PatAkpos: 11:14pm On Nov 28, 2016
Yanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am.
Romance / Re: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by PatAkpos: 8:40am On Nov 16, 2016
If the girl gets fed up and threatens to dissolve the relationship, the broke ass nigger will be like
"So you want to abandon me for a rich guy just because I'm poor? No problem. I know God will do my own one day."

They tend to become over familiar with their girlfriends.
"Over familiarity breeds contempt"
The best defense for all women is to be self reliant and God fearing. cheesy cheesy
Literature / Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction Prize 2016 by PatAkpos: 10:54am On Nov 15, 2016
[quote author=HelenaG post=51039295]Hi PatAkpos, interesting story. I just voted for you #7. Kindly vote for me. This is the link https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=2454

Thank you

[/just returned the favor #115. quote]

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Literature / Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction Prize 2016 by PatAkpos: 9:01pm On Nov 14, 2016
Good morrow amigos,

I'm willing to trade votes with any interested person. Here's my link; https://prize.etisalat.com.ng/flash-fiction/voteall.php?id=2574. The title: The Only Way Out.

Who else is experiencing difficulty to vote? They sent me a mail saying that they have rectified the problem but it seems the problem is still very much there.
Don't forget to like my story and indicate it so I can return the favor. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Quilox Statement And Photos Of The Bouncer Oritsefemi Stabbed by PatAkpos: 12:08pm On Nov 14, 2016
I only came to check the pictures. shocked shocked shocked.

Are you sure this guy's bae will not change address?
Crime / Re: Pastor Shoots Colleague Dead In Osun by PatAkpos: 12:03pm On Nov 14, 2016
Did Baba God call you or you mistook His flash for a call?

God knows His shepherds. Remember not everyone who calls Lord, Lord go enter Him kingdom. RIP to those concerned.
Fashion / Re: African Contestants For The 2016 Miss World by PatAkpos: 9:50pm On Nov 09, 2016
He made us beautiful in His image and likeness. Ever since I understood that, if you say I fine, na you get your mouth. If you say I woogly, na you still get your mouth. Se fini
Celebrities / Re: "Babymama" Of Blossom Chukwujekwu Speaks Out [PICS] by PatAkpos: 7:59am On Nov 08, 2016
So Jennifa, you are proud to be a baby mama? Polygamy is an accepted culture in this country. Since its easy to force a marriage proposal, try your best to become the legal second wife & stop disturbing a legally married first wife abi na only you waka come?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by PatAkpos: 10:45pm On Nov 07, 2016
Nigerians always drinking panodol for another person's headache from time immemorial. If it pain you too much, kuku upload your own boo too.
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli's Hubby Orders Her Back Home As She Shows Off Her Butt, Fans React by PatAkpos: 7:11pm On Nov 07, 2016
It's allowed; the man is protecting his investment na.
Politics / Re: Why We Missed October Deadline To Employ 200,000 – Osinbajo by PatAkpos: 2:15pm On Nov 07, 2016
Up APC!!! tongue
Health / Re: Nigeria Foods You Should Avoid If You Are Planning To Lose Weight by PatAkpos: 2:11pm On Nov 07, 2016
You suppose to play the reggae after the blues @ op. After the don'ts, where are the do's? Abi na dry fasting be the only option?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 200,000 Selected Unemployed Graduates To Start Work Soon - Vp Osinbajo by PatAkpos: 4:25am On Nov 07, 2016
I'm just watching the n-power thingi in 3D shocked shocked shocked

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Religion / Re: Pastor Jimmy Luka's Wedding In Uganda Sparks Outrage (Photos) by PatAkpos: 4:17am On Nov 07, 2016
The Ugandans are not complaining so ewo lo ko mi? Why should I cry for the bereaved when I wasn't paid for that service? Abeg make every mallam carry him kettle!
To the couple; Happy married life but please remember that its not how far but how well.
Food / Re: 6 Dangers Of Soft Drinks by PatAkpos: 4:02am On Nov 07, 2016
Drinking water & consuming natural fruits are the best options for a healthy living but as its a free world, you can choose to sniff cocaine & drink ogogoro; your choice. cool

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Crime / Re: Pastor Arrested In Ogun For ‘raping’ And Impregnating Lover’s Daughter (pic) by PatAkpos: 10:24pm On Nov 06, 2016
Ogun state again? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Culture / Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare, Punishes Family For Organising Burial Despite Ban by PatAkpos: 9:27pm On Oct 24, 2016
Someone pls explain: Is this decree applicable to Benin city alone or is the whole of Edo state also to observe it?

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Literature / Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by PatAkpos: 9:00pm On Oct 13, 2016
I'm stuck between the devil and the red blue sea. High or low; which should I choose? I give up! Marijuana, you're my true love!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N Power Creative, Let's Meet Here by PatAkpos: 9:33am On Oct 10, 2016
[quote author=NBasil post=50061615]

when you submitted the professional assessment test, did you get any message saying you have successfully completed the test. When I clicked on the finish button, it processed and then showed "activity is currently hidden"[/

When I clicked on the submit button, I was shown "submit all & finish". Immediately I clicked on that, I was no longer allowed to alter anything again. If I login now, the msg shown is" you have finished your assessment and no more attempts are allowed".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N Power Creative, Let's Meet Here by PatAkpos: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2016
I didn't get any sms. I just logged in at first using my surname which starts with A but was told invalid log in. So I tried it with my first name which starts with P & I was given access. The General assessment questions were only 7 in number. I also finished the professional assessment just within time. What I really like to know is what happens next after this assessment? When will the program actually start?
Business / Re: 3000 Per Article? Writers Needed by PatAkpos: 8:21pm On Oct 18, 2014
izi4yo@yahoo.com
Investment / Re: Investment Guidelines by PatAkpos: 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2014
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Business To Business / Re: Lay Your Hands On Hot Selling Products You Can Resell And Where To Sell Them by PatAkpos: 1:48pm On Oct 12, 2013
izi4yo@yahoo.com
Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by PatAkpos: 4:53pm On Oct 04, 2013
searay: Too bad. RIP to the dead. I come late upon d rush
. Did u read the news upside down or at all?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brazilian Man Buries His Bentley To Use In Afterlife by PatAkpos: 5:48pm On Sep 20, 2013
Poor car
Science/Technology / Re: 10 Year Old Becomes Nigeria's Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by PatAkpos: 1:48pm On Sep 03, 2013
Congratulations, my dear boy. Hope say dem no give una expo sha?
Religion / Re: My Open Letter To Pastor Biodun Of COZA : Tomorrow's Sermon Template by PatAkpos: 7:50pm On Aug 31, 2013
Gboliwe: Could we all give this guy a break please?

I mean, he is mortal and not the pope who is infallible. Why are we just casting stones at another mortal like us who doesnt have any special makeup? Lets give the man a break iBeg
He is a mortal, Agreed, then why behave otherwise? Why should other mortals remind him of his mortality? A teacher can make mistakes in the course of carrying out his duty but he should also with humility acknowledge his mistakes, clean off the dust from his pants & continue with his job. Period.
Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by PatAkpos: 11:38am On Aug 31, 2013
demelza:
LMAO! So because I chose not to run after gays with tomahawks and kalashnikovs, that automatically makes me one?
Dude you cray!
For mainly this reason Sodom & Gommorrah was destroyed. If someone dear to u had cancer, would u say *Cancer is here to stay; Live & let live or u would do everything humanly possible to eradicate the scrouge? U don't have to carry weapons to attack them but u also don't have to condone their behavior.
Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by PatAkpos: 11:04pm On Aug 30, 2013
demelza: Op, I beg to differ with you there about the church including Jesus in this gay issue.
I see this as a way of telling christians to move on to more important things in their walk with God and stop killing themselves over something they cant change.
Whether we accept or not, homosexuality has come to stay. No matter how much we detest it, we should live and let live.
lets call a spade a spade & not a garden tool but i understand why u support it; afterall birds of a feather blah blah blah

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Health / Re: Blood Group Can Affect Fertility by PatAkpos: 4:59pm On Aug 20, 2013
1st to comment! Can this be true? Anyways, this is a load of crap! I know some women with blood type A struggling to conceive. Its God that has the final say. Pray hard for your miracle. Peace out.
Science/Technology / Re: Decapitated Copperhead Snake Bites Itself by PatAkpos: 4:29pm On Aug 20, 2013
Oh men! See snake meat soup. Yummmy!
Crime / Re: Cleaner Docked For Trimming Flower Tree by PatAkpos: 12:56pm On Aug 17, 2013
Mtchewwwwwww! No comment o.

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