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FamilyRe: Please Help: Is My Wife Still Pregnant?. N5k Reward For The Best Response. by Patented: 2:03pm On Sep 10, 2025
the hormones that the strip tests for will still be in her system. give it about 2 weeks and test again.

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Flipmac:
My wife noticed that she was pregnant last week. She did a pregnancy test using a test strip. We estimate it to be less than a month old.

So we decided to abort the baby since we aren't ready for another child yet (we have a 1 year old right now).

She took pills to remove the pregnancy (Miso-Fem Misoprostol tablet) on Monday morning. She experienced a heavy period for a whole day and by the next day it stopped.

She decided to do a pregnancy test again this morning to confirm if it worked.

Unfortunately, the pregnancy still showed 2 lines (meaning it's positive), but the second line is faint.

My question is: is she still pregnant? If yes, what can we do to remove it safely? Is there a better medication to buy?.

Please help. I'll send a N5k reward to the best response.
RomanceRe: These 4 Gehgeh Pieces of Advice Will Ruin Your Relationship by Patented: 12:57pm On Aug 27, 2025
Depends on teh relationship and the persons involved. there are many terrible women out there and a man dating such will need some of these rules for his own security.

if both partners actually have sense then your position will hold. his advice does not equate to automatic relationship destruction, sometimes they can save a man.
spicykev:
These 4 Gehgeh Advise Will Ruin Your Relationship


Credit:
Local wisdom
Facebook creator
RomanceRe: Do White Women Chase Their Whites Husbands Away From Home During Disputes? by Patented: 8:35am On Aug 21, 2025
succint response
if the police will do that for an immigrant,.....think about a citizen
advanceDNA:
Where did u think the Nigerians learnt the move from.?
FamilyRe: Drama As Woman Files For Divorce Just A Week After Wedding by Patented: 4:12pm On Aug 20, 2025
Lithiumite:
May your lady never hit you so hard emotionally!!
Amen to that. I would rather punch a wall though
FamilyRe: Who Among These Men Will Get Faithful Wife? by Patented: 12:56pm On Aug 20, 2025
Fiscus105:
Assuming all these four men are financially stable to run a family, who among them,bis likely to have faithful wife? And why?


I choose nos 4. "The fear". Woman needs to fear her husband in other not even thinking if cross her boundary, let alone infidelity.
All of them should fear women. Woman wey go cheat go cheat if you like carry horn for head
CelebritiesRe: VDM Installs Speed Bumps On Auchi Road To Curb Truck Speeding by Patented:
ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN5EdJLPrGc?si=dH9H9Frj4dh8b5ME

Activist VeryDarkMan (VDM) takes action in Auchi by ensuring the installation of speed bumps along Auchi Road.

The move aims to slow down speeding trucks and improve road safety for residents and motorists in the area.
Make dem paint the bump and add signage regarding the bumps to ooooo before people not expecting bumps will get into an accident
FamilyRe: See What My Wife Bought Me At The Market by Patented: 10:29am On Aug 20, 2025
ManirBK:
I gave my wife some money to buy clothes for the children. She bought them, but she also surprised me with two pairs of underwear."

Foolish comment is allowed, and even criticism.
Just wondering why you thought to post this...........



need more characters to post
FamilyRe: Drama As Woman Files For Divorce Just A Week After Wedding by Patented: 10:27am On Aug 20, 2025
Patented:
I kuku dont, just as you dont know if the guy is just an asshole with anger issues. The Koko is that if physical violence has come in this early, no matter the cause, there is clearly a cause for alarm
FamilyRe: Drama As Woman Files For Divorce Just A Week After Wedding by Patented: 10:27am On Aug 20, 2025
Lithiumite:
Do you know what could have been responsible for the altercation.....do you know if some secrets just came out to the husbands face? A lot of secrets are kept hidden between couples from each other even after marriage.....we should always bare it all before taking that big decision.....she is now on record to be a divorced.
I kuku dont, just as you dont know if teh guy is just an asshole with Anger issues. the Koko is that if physical violence has come in this early, no matter the cause, there is clearly a cause for alarm
FamilyRe: Drama As Woman Files For Divorce Just A Week After Wedding by Patented: 8:33am On Aug 20, 2025
Person wey dey slap for honeymoon phase, what will he be doing in 1-2 years
RomanceRe: The Ancient Sexual Trap In Modern Disguise (2) by Patented: 8:13am On Aug 12, 2025
FLEE ooooooo!!!!!!!!! true word. dont go about trying to find the limit of your capacity. if you are the subject of someone's sexual desires just flee, do not try to counsel. same as the object of your own desires. counseling such people is for someone else.

PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *12th August 2025*

Topic: The Ancient Sexual Trap in Modern Disguise (2)

Scripture:
"Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body." - 1 Corinthians 6:18

*THE PURE WORD*

God's design for sexual intimacy is clear and beautiful: within the covenant of marriage between husband and wife. Any deviation from this standard, regardless of the justification offered, leads to spiritual, emotional, and often physical harm.

The enemy knows our weaknesses. He understands that appeals to our helping nature or our own unfulfilled desires can cloud our judgment. But God's Word remains unchanging: "Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it" (Proverbs 4:23).

Joseph's response to Potiphar's wife remains our model: "How then could I do such a wicked thing and sin against God?" (Genesis 39:9). When faced with sexual temptation—however it's packaged—our response should be immediate flight, not negotiation.

Don't engage in lengthy discussions about why such behavior is wrong. Don't try to "help" by suggesting alternatives. Don't assume you can maintain your purity while entertaining these conversations. Flee.

May the LORD grant you wisdom to recognize deception dressed as compassion. May He give you strength to flee from sexual temptation immediately, and help you trust that He will meet all legitimate needs through righteous means. In Jesus Name.

Confession:
I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.
EducationRe: Meet 72-year-old Dr Usman Hadi Who Invented Water Stove “no Kerosene, No Gas” by Patented: 8:10am On Aug 12, 2025
we use the word "invented" anyhow
Teejay2033:
If this is what the OP referred to as a water-powered stove, then he erred. Although I condemn the man's effort, especially due to the fact that he is not formally educated. However, what this man constructed was called an acetylene-powered stove and it had been in existence for decades.

The first documented invention for an acetylene stove specifically for use in a cooking stove was made by Fritz Trendel, who patented his design in 1900. Nigerians love to celebrate nonsense!
Forum GamesRe: For $100 Million,which Of These Animal Could You Survive Against For 20 Minutes? by Patented: 7:26pm On Aug 11, 2025
Dazzay:
I'll survive hippopotamus so far I can run faster than him.
A hippo is faster than you on Land. If in doubt Google it
TV/MoviesRe: Lawyer Gives NBC 30-day Ultimatum To Ban Bbnaija Or Face Legal Action by Patented: 9:43am On Aug 07, 2025
This show is a cash cow for multichoice. If you see the obsecene amounts of sponsorship that they get, you will understand that they will never stop it of their own voilition.

BlackViper:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/lawyer-gives-nbc-30-day-ultimatum-to-ban-bbnaija-or-face-legal-action/
RomanceRe: He Is 29 & She Is 18 by Patented: 8:46am On Aug 05, 2025
Do you know the girl outside of the employer employee relationship? She can be responsible and accountable to her boss and be weird in her personal life.

Are you guys already into something together outside work? Is the feeling mutual?
Is she mature enough for marriage?

Auxtan:
My salesgirl understands my business to the point I am considering to just make her my family.

I don't do an easy business and I am looking to scale, which means someone that understands this business is vital for that happen and preferably a family member.

Now I am thinking of marrying her and also in the process leaving the relationship/dating market that is a distraction.

I don't have issues whatsoever with this my salesgirl in terms of character and even accountability, she's just perfect in those aspects, but my problem is her age.

Right now, I am just thinking of taking this decision of killing 2 birds with a stone might just be the best for me, one is settling down and two is marrying someone that understands my business.

Is a 29 year old man too big for an 18 year old girl? What's the general public perception of it?
FamilyRe: Look At Me And The Son My Wife Say Is Mine. Do We Even Look Alike At All? by Patented: 3:21pm On Jul 30, 2025
this is the truth. no use village sense for this matter
digitaliz:
You can't tell by just pictures.
A child looks like the mum also or even relatives nit only the father
Do DNA if in doubt
HealthRe: If anything goes wrong during labor, save me not the baby by Patented: 9:24am On Jul 29, 2025
Actual Mothers faced with this choice may decide otherwise. However, Saving the mother is the right thing.[quote author=obembet post=136262342]I believe t is very natural for a woman to love her own child. It comes easily and naturally.

But with what I just saw on X today, it shows that's not every woman love or care about children.. expecially this ladies of nowadays.

Of course I believe every life matters but this message this lady take it so different.

Is This Statement Normal As From Responsible Woman?

Source: https://x.com/iyiowofavour/status/1930566422322679911?t=pmeq9FvOVx6ecalJ4ssDZA&s=19[/quote]
CrimeRe: How Boys Were Sold For ₦1.5 Million, Girls For ₦800,000 In Anambra by Patented: 9:00am On Jul 25, 2025
sold to unsuspecting members of the public MY FOOT!!!!!

there is complicity on the part of the buyers.
AgricultureRe: Benue Ginger.? Let's Introduce You To It. by Patented: 7:57pm On Jul 22, 2025
payosehtor:
Those I have introduced them to our spicy/hot Benue Ginger will always call back.
Wether you are into processing to blends or for resale. Connect me today. From any part of Nigeria. 07080860968 on wassap or voice call
Price and location. At least put that up too and images . Don't just ask people to start calling
PoliticsRe: Segun Dada Slams Kemi Badenoch Over Nigerian Citizenship Claim by Patented: 7:49am On Jul 22, 2025
Baxilexi:
She’s wasn’t born in Nigeria, so she’s not a ‘citizen by birth’.

Also by virtue of her position in the government her British citizenship trumps her Nigerian citizenship.
Ok I agree she was not born in Nigeria but was brought shortly after birth.


Notwithstanding this she is a citizen by birth cos she has Nigerian parents.
UK citizenship does not trump naija citizenship because UK allows dual citizenship. Citizenship is a question of what the law says.

So please quote the law that says her UK citizenship trumps her Nigerian citizenship and/ or an explanation why she is not a citizen by birth.
PoliticsRe: Segun Dada Slams Kemi Badenoch Over Nigerian Citizenship Claim by Patented: 6:10pm On Jul 21, 2025
Baxilexi:
She’s a dual citizen, British first and then Nigerian.

Her children can become citizens by virtue of their grandparents, but it’s an uphill task for Kemi to apply for her children.
Neither her nor her husband has a Nigerian birth certificate issued, neither does any of her children.
Kemi lived in Nigeria till she was 16 years old when she moved to the UK. Therefore she is first Nigerian and acquired UK citizenship much later. Dual citizenship or not she is a Nigerian citizen by birth. Her children are citizen already, there is no applying for citizenship for them. Children born to a Nigerian citizen(irrespective of dual citizenship) are Nigerians by birth. That is the wording of the constitution.

There is no becoming citizens for her children, they are already citizens
PoliticsRe: Segun Dada Slams Kemi Badenoch Over Nigerian Citizenship Claim by Patented: 3:47pm On Jul 21, 2025
Kemi was born in Nigeria and even if she was not she has citizenship by virtue of the fact that her parents are Nigerians

See Section 25 C which you posted, it also states that any person born outside Nigeria, either of whose parents are Nigerians are citizens

Baxilexi:
Can someone attach a separate photo of the page of our constitution where it states the above from the presidential aide?

Kemi was not born in Nigeria but inherited citizenship, and from my interpretation she is correct by saying she cannot pass it to her children.
HealthRe: My Experience When I Went To Check My HIV Status by Patented: 9:15pm On Jul 20, 2025
Intent247:
So I met this new girl and all our conversation she has been more emphatic about knowing my health status.
I told her I am okay that we always conduct periodic test in my office every year and that they don't give us the results.
So we had a near sex experience that didn't last for 1 minutes cos she was scared.
The following day she brought up the topic of my health status again and that since our near sex experience she has been restless.

Omoh at that point I even became scare myself. As a sexually active man that has gone into the legs of many ladies . Some with condoms and others without I was visibly scare . The last time I checked my status was in 2020.
The last time I had raw sex was October last year with my ex. Sex with condom was Feburary this year.
I became restless. Had to go out immediately to conduct a test even though it was Saturday.
I asked how long ye test will be ready and was told a minimum of 30 minutes . Omoh I was relieved cos if I was told to come on Monday I don't think I would have survived the anxiety.
Well I did the test and it came out Negative .
Also did Syphilis, Hepatitis.

I will submit sample for my urine culture test tomorrow morning. This one money fear me shaa. Just checking for any hidden infection.

I am so relieved and will be careful going forward
Is the lady getting tested herself before you loose guard. Still on still always use protection
RomanceRe: Understanding Wives Are Suffering, Wicked Wives Are Enjoying. by Patented: 4:08pm On Jul 11, 2025
put the blame on your choice in marriage. dont generalise

Merry100:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17MBgNkKgP/

(Not my story. Came across this and it really hit me. What do you think?)
FamilyRe: Man Devastated After Discovering Wife’s Affair With Pastor, Questions Paternity by Patented: 6:00am On Jul 11, 2025
eyesoflagos:
Man Devastated After Discovering Wife’s Affair With Pastor, Questions Paternity of His Kids



https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/07/11/man-devastated-after-discovering-wifes-affair-with-pastor-questions-paternity-of-his-kids/
Always be guarded no matter who you are dealing with. For the same flesh and blood runs through everybody
HealthRe: Is Eye Cataract Surgery Painful? How Long Does One Stay In The Hospital After... by Patented: 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2025
imagrg:
Just discovered that I have cataract gradually spreading in one of my eyes.

Please, let experienced persons give me a hint on how it feels like.

No insult please. I'm just being curious and sceptical. 😏😏😏
Someone I know spent 3 days. Was admitted the day before the surgery and discharged a day after the surgery
No significant complaints about pain though.
PetsRe: What Type Of Bird Is This? by Patented: 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2025
is a Common Kestrel. a relatively common bird of prey.

please release it
dayveed1:
As I walked outside the door after a heavy down pour this morning. I saw this strange bird seeking shelter on the Clothsline in my balcony. I would have ignored her on a good day but she was looking at me and following me with her big yellow eyes. Her curiosity caught my attention so I snuck to her blind spot and kidnapped her. She put up a little fight and tried to bite me twice. I did a little research to satisfy my own curiosity. Google said it's some type of Falcon "Kestrel"

I'd probably end up releasing it. I don't think she can be domesticated.

Has anyone encountered or seen this type of bird before?
PetsRe: What Type Of Bird Is This? by Patented: 3:12pm On Jul 10, 2025
oga!!! na common kestrel.


22 more characters needed
RealityKings1:
That's a Peregrine falcon


19 more characters needed
PoliticsRe: Oyo Govt Approves N7.7bn For Surveillance Aircraft To Fight Insecurity by Patented: 8:32am On Jul 10, 2025
Business To BusinessRe: Portable Power Station For Stay At Home Mum's, Work From Home Mum's, ETC by Patented: 2:44pm On Jul 08, 2025
quote us price na or provide a link to where the prices can be found
Chinatolagos:
As a stay-at-home mum or work-from-home mum or an expectant mother or a newborn mum, managing life can be very challenging, and a stable power supply should be the least of your worry. It is very important for you to be as comfortable as you can be, and ecoflow portable power station is a reliable solution to this.

You can power baby monitors, breast pumps, fetal monitors, laptops, wifi routers, phones,printers, even essential appliances that keeps the home running and also keeps you connected to your loved ones, colleagues and clients without getting worked up over Nepa/Phcn.

With the hike in fuel prices and the lack of electricity in the country, this can definitely solve your power issues and give you rest of mind.

Models like the Ecoflow Delta 2 and Delta 2 Max can carry these appliances without an installation or requiring an extra battery.

This is an option worth exploring because of its efficiency and 5-year warranty.

Click the link below to see the clip of an ecoflow user who used her Delta 2 to power her appliances.


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7498264597246266629/

Have you had an encounter with any ecoflow device yet? Tell me what you think about it in the comment section
BusinessRe: Which Profession Can My Son Learn At 7? by Patented: 11:17am On Jul 08, 2025
JSS 1 is a bit early to be talking about independence. At that time he may not even know what he wants to do in life. dont be like our parents that insisted on Law, medecine, Engineering or accounting.

That said, introducing him to tech is not a bad idea. Pick any area and let him start as he gains knowledge and udnerstanding you can figure out his preferences.
Programing and robotics readily come to mind as something he should be interested in.

However, pipe down on the pressure if you are applying it lest he burn out.

edoncast:
Good morning nairalanders,

Please my son is 7 years old and i look into the future for him.He is presently in Grade2 and he is doing very fine .

He is so smart and agile .He is brilliant as well.

I am already looking into thefuture for him as i want him to be independent as early as he gets into JSS1 .

What job can he start learning now or when he is older(let us say 9 years )?What IT course will be good for him so he can start earning income for himself before he gain admission into tertiary institution where he will be able to sponsor himself.

I want to get him to learn

Barbing
Phone engineering

The biggest of them all should be IT ?What type of IT fetches more money and can make him a millionaire before he is 15huh

Thanks
PoliticsRe: My Friend Deleted My Number Because Of Politics by Patented: 8:25pm On Jul 07, 2025
9japride:
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Politicians are not always the problem. The main problem are their supporters.
Those who intentionally support wicked politicians for their own favour should be avoided by all cost
Such people are in same category with ritualist.
They don't care if the country burns. Theirs is to gain something and finally japa.
The most dullest group of people are the one's hailing those zom.bies.
How many of those youths can have access to those wicked politicians their zom.bies mentors support?
It pains me a lot when I see youths being wicked to themselves.
Both of them then. Politicians and their supporters

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