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1 brazillian hair = 68 bags of cement,
1 quality handbag = 10 tankers of water,
1 quality shoe = 1 trailer of sand,
1 iphone 4 = 4,500 blocks,
this are enough to build a 2 bedroom flat.
Ladies! Please allow your boyfriends to be landlords
this year.
A word is enough for the wise...lol

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their leaders are busy looting their common wealth. from primary schools, to secondary schools, to universities, NYSC camps, police colleges, hospitals e.t.c all in dilapidated states while the country makes fortune from oil and politicians siphon funds meant for national development into foreign accounts. You don't blame them though, afterall, their children don't pass through these phases in Nigeria.

ganganawuj: Pato how r u?
Where is d ride? How much did autofixas demand and how long did it last to convert? How much r u willing to do this beast last? Lemme kno asap. yomi.awujoola@yahoo.com
Dr yomi

Guy, we thank God. How r u yur too ? Check your email inbox. cheers

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get it straight dude, Benz and Honda are not on the same pedestal. When Benz sneezes, Honda develops goose pimples

Fantasising already....I feel as if I'm already in this pulchritudinous hydrojet with ma shawty Just feels like I'm in the middle of an awesome musical video...DAMN!!! The best tin any man can have is brass, spondulicks...the BENJAMINES!!!!!!!

happy sales meeeeehnn!

stpat1: Oh RHD no wonder it is this cheap. Nice ride

Yeah! LHD goes for 1.8mil, so grab this now!

Billyonaire: *Privacy
*Little or no income Taxation
*Drunk Driving without jail term
*Plural marriage and even adultery without jail term
*Cheap business registration
*Cheap Gas and Petrol
*Liberty to practice any religion without being lynched.
*All year round sunlight
*Clean air
*Rich Cultural heritage
and a thousand more

you forgot to add these to the list:

*little or no income taxes (you can evade tax without going to jail)
*socialising freely, you can close the street to host your guests for a party
*little electricity tariffs, and if you get disconnected, simply get a ladder when NEPA officials are gone and re-connect it yourself
*If you work for the govt, occasional laxities (e.g absconding from duty post by 3pm) can be tolerated
*You are free to bargain/haggle the prices of goods and services at the market