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Car TalkRe: Help! Help! Help! Eliminate Cockroaches In My Car by pato405(m): 5:30pm On Sep 02, 2017
SoftP:
I appreciate all your comments' pls, that greanleaf, is it sold across the country or you bought it from source? The've adulterated that sniper of a chemical, you can hardly get original
igbsam: abeg i fit see d picture of this greenleaf ?
Snipper was only effective when it was initially released into the market. Now, too many fakes are on parade. Forget snipper, don't waste your money. Do a little experiment, get a roach, pour snipper on it, you'll notice it's still moving and will run after a while. Such was impossible in the early days of snipper - the roach will shrivel up within seconds.

Greenleaf is everywhere. See pictures below

AutosRe: Mint Land Rover Lr3 2006 Silver Colour Se. SOLD SOLD SOLD!!! THANKS by pato405(m): 1:07pm On Sep 02, 2017
clean car. happy sales
Car TalkRe: Help! Help! Help! Eliminate Cockroaches In My Car by pato405(m): 12:15pm On Sep 02, 2017
hoodboy:
Greenleaf works like magic
The thing surprise me o! I didn't expect much from it initially, but was surprised by what I saw in my kitchen the following morning. It dealt mercilessly with them. Up till now, not a single trace of cockroach. they all vanished.
Car TalkRe: Help! Help! Help! Eliminate Cockroaches In My Car by pato405(m): 9:18am On Sep 02, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
too easy, buy sniper, (please do not pour on plastic surfaces, it will damage interior) raise chairs and carpet, and sprinkle to your hearts delight, lock up vehicle.

leave for 12hrs.

there will be nothing living in your vehicle after that, including rodents and snakes grin
Sniper works effectively but it leaves a strong unpleasant & funny odour that lasts for so long.

I will recommend you buy a strong car perfume after using snipper - it must be original sweet smelling perfume strong enough to counteract the foul odour from snipper.

Alternatively, visit any supper market around you, and purchase GREEN LEAF Powder sachets (Cockroach & Ant killing bait). it a new product marketed by one CE emporium investment. (please note that I'm not their marketer, I had gone to a supper market to buy snipper but the attendant advised me against using snipper and instead recommended it. I reluctantly took only 6 sachets for N300, i.e. N50 per sachet). It works wonders. Nigerians are really innovative becos I wondered how ordinary green leaf powder eliminated all roaches in just few hour of use.
SportsRe: 30MILL TO 40mill Is Possible... Are U With Me? by pato405(m): 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2017
which game?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by pato405(m): 12:32pm On Aug 31, 2017
Briee:
The girl is even shouting at him when I call them few minutes ago. He is helplessly in love
Then, he's not normal. If that be the case, his concern for now should not be marriage, but to see a shrink.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by pato405(m): 12:21pm On Aug 31, 2017
I don't have any problem with the story.


The only problem I'm NOT comfortable with and it irritates me sooo BADLY is the fact that the OP (the offended) is seeking advice on what to do! angry

It's incredibly annoying.
RomanceRe: Just Wondering How This Two Gon Do It!! by pato405(m): 12:01pm On Aug 31, 2017
subtlemee:
One can still get sexual gratification without penetration, OP leave them to worry about that
Are you speaking from experience? You are now under surveillance Lb things. undecided
RomanceRe: Just Wondering How This Two Gon Do It!! by pato405(m): 11:59am On Aug 31, 2017
That guy is a pedophile jorr..arrest him
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather’s Bodyguards Are So Big They Take Separate Private Jet (Photo) by pato405(m): 11:51am On Aug 31, 2017
His pocket is taller & that's the real measure of height!
RomanceRe: I Regret My Marriage!!! by pato405(m): 11:47am On Aug 31, 2017
bla bla balderdash

Nobody ever talks about the woman and how they run their mouth with multitude of insult on the man. I can assure you that if you interrogate the man to hear his own side of the story, you'll be shocked.

Never pass judgements based on only a woman's side of a story. They have been like that from time..even in the bible tell me which woman gave an unbiased account of whatever transpired..from Eve, to Delilah, to Sarrah, to Rebecca, to Saphira wife of Ananias, to Racheal, to Rahab, to Judith that lied repeatedly, the list is endless. They have been like that from time. In our generation, they have only perfected their craft of telling lies. men really need to be more carefull in this time and age...because..I'm sorry to say "the devil is a woman".

Over to feminists' movement. catch me if you can.
FoodRe: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by pato405(m): 3:00pm On Aug 28, 2017
MissJoy29:
1) fried ripe plaintain (dodo)
2) Egusi soup with bitter leaf
3) Beans and yam/plaintain/potato/corn
4) Indomie with raw egg poured inside or with sardine.
U dey miss o! All these are my best! I can do 1 year straight on dodo. If you then combine it with indomie + sardine haaa na to dance skelewu for you remain.
FoodRe: Which Food Do You Hate That Most People Like? by pato405(m): 2:55pm On Aug 28, 2017
mercytripletz:
Dodo.
I wonder how everyone eats it without having nausea.
The smell is enough to make me puke.
Take all foods but give me dodo. I'm OK! grin

I don't take chili, NOT even a drop of it!

Again, I won't take pap. I don't like avocado pear at all!...It's so tasteless. I wonder what taste people derive in it.
FamilyRe: ‘she Holds Vigil Any Night I Demand For Sex; Says Our Kids Are Not Mine’ by pato405(m): 11:23am On Aug 28, 2017
987uhgr:
Big Congrats to our weekend winners. Get back all you have lost to the bet companies by making them pay..
See images below..
How true & reliable is this? huh
FamilyRe: ‘she Holds Vigil Any Night I Demand For Sex; Says Our Kids Are Not Mine’ by pato405(m): 10:25am On Aug 28, 2017
tuscani:
Nigga, you are wrong too, it is almost impossible to find any, you have to take one and mould her to your taste. These women are very tricky and stubborn these days, expecially when you want to be nice
Sorry bro, you CANNOT mould any. Except you want to take her from the cradle (pre-school or early childhood). Once they are adults, their characters have been formed and you can do NOTHING to change them. Forcing them to change will compel them to fight back at you and that is often the reason for many of these marital wahalas around. It's like forcing a round peg into a square hole or trying to remould cement after it has solidified.
FamilyRe: ‘she Holds Vigil Any Night I Demand For Sex; Says Our Kids Are Not Mine’ by pato405(m):
Lloydfolarin:
Sissy men getting married these days

You ll see all these single-mum raised mumu saying women should be treated like their lives depend on these women. This is what you get when you are stupidly and mumuly raised...

There are millions of ladies out there, if one is disrespecting you, push her out with alacrity and get the one that ll cherish the ground you walk.

Women don't add anything to your life and bank account but decrease your Account balance. So what is her purpose in your life? To bear children and companion i guess. However, the companion you seek is causing you more pains and agony.

Since you already have two children with such devilish woman, take the children for DNA either forcefully or beatingly. Once you r sure of their paternity, take the next action.

Every woman has element of madness in her but it takes a strong man to chase the madness away unless you r one of the luckiest dude who find a wonderful lady. And that one lady in 200 ladies.

The moment you portray yourself as mumu, you ll forever remain mumu in the marriage. Make it clear to any lady that if she mess up, you don't give a fuckkk.
Did I just read 1 in 200. Bros, you are behind time. You need updated knowledge! The statistics have changed. It's currently 1 in 2000 for our generation!
FamilyRe: ‘she Holds Vigil Any Night I Demand For Sex; Says Our Kids Are Not Mine’ by pato405(m): 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2017
coolcatty:
Things like this happens to slow calm people.... This kind of problem will see men like us and pass us by.... The wahala will avoid insane gra gra people like us and go to trouble sane calm guys..... It's sad.

For the woman to disobey court summons twice shows the kind of person she is... She like trouble pass food.

The man should just take a walk... Abandon the kids too and go and start afresh... The woman is not worth all the stress.... His kids will look for his in future... His major concern now is to get his sanity back.
Bless you my broda. You've said it all. Many of them are NOT just worth the stress.
RomanceRe: "Cossy Go Fear" - Photos Of Endowed Sisters Go Viral As Nigerians React by pato405(m): 5:27pm On Aug 25, 2017
cybriz82:
i love bbw even duh i be lepa...problem b say d heat wey dey base under those pawpaw..no b here..truth b told many of them too lazy for bed..
you've said it all.

And when they snore, you'll think someone left a noisy power generator on overnight. very loud noisy snore. sweat & body odor no be here o!
FamilyRe: I Am A One Minute Man! by pato405(m): 2:34pm On Aug 25, 2017
greatmarshall:
okay could it be the same psychological reason his p*nis is shrinking?
Lol! you guys are very funny. grin

FYI, the pen!le shaft doesn't shrink. However, shaft increase in size might stop after a certain age (just like your bones stop elongating after a certain age). In his case, he's prolly adding more weight with age. Weight gain (which doesn't necessarily translate to considerable or equivalent increase in shaft size) will apparently appear like shrinking p!nis.

Op, hope you are not obese, you don't have belly fat (if you do, try loose some through sit-up exercises). Reduce fatty foods which can build up cholesterol - cause high BP - & reduce blood flow to pinile vessels - csn erectile dysfunction. take fruits, plenty water, vegetables, cut down on stress
CrimeRe: Help Bet9ja Addicts!! by pato405(m): 2:20pm On Aug 25, 2017
sorry bro.

But I really think you guys haven't lost enough yet to BET9js or whatever they call themselves. If you have lost so much...I mean EXTREMELY EXTREMELY much, and suffered severe hardship consequent upon your extreme losses, you wouldn't need all these interventions to quit. You'll flee when next you see a betting logo. wink
FamilyRe: I Am A One Minute Man! by pato405(m): 2:13pm On Aug 25, 2017
OP, I can assure you, it's purely psychological. You are prolly always in a rush. take your time, exercise a lot more. If symptoms persist, reply my PM.
N.B: I'm a medic & don't subscribe to herbs as efficacy of most of them is yet proven.
FamilyRe: I Need A Strong Advice Concerning My Sister Who Maltreated My Wife by pato405(m): 9:48pm On Aug 24, 2017
Bambela:
Your advice is evil and against morality. this is family and there is no roof without leakage. Though you sound strong, I know you can not take such decision in your family. Such seed in family is too bad because it will affects generations upon generations. refrain from such advice.
You obviously haven't been following the OP's posts. He has tried every peaceful means to reconcile issues with this sister of his to no avail. there is a saying that those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent change inevitable. If you are pushed to the wall as a man, you cannot drill a hole through the wall. You just have to fight back.

OP should man up and face her. After which they can reconcile amicably if she agrees. If she still continues, then so be it. Wetin man go do na. angry
RomanceRe: Please I Need A Wife. by pato405(m): 10:30am On Aug 24, 2017
greatmarshall:
The babes wey you dey see physical you no talk to them Na for nairaland you wan come find wife... Bros, try get sense
Never under-estimate the power of social media. he has just expressed himself. It might just work for him. Let the guy be. Oya, babes over to you all that are seeking. call the number.
FamilyRe: I Need A Strong Advice Concerning My Sister Who Maltreated My Wife by pato405(m):
Dude, I recollect this story and I'm shocked you are still at daggers drawn with this troublesome sister of yours.

My advise: NEVER succumb to oppression! else you'll kill the man in you.

She ought to call you, NOT the other way round. I'm just wondering, if you call first, what exactly will be your line of discourse? " I called to plead with you to kindly apologize to me" undecided or Please beg me na? huh I Don't get it. angry Is there no man in you at all.

If at all you have any reason to call, an sms will do giving her a STRONG ULTIMATUM to release the certificate she is confiscating on/before (state deadline) else you'll involve the police. Some of the women we have around us nowadays, if you don't sternly handle their insolence, you'll have yourself to blame. The moment they see you as a sissy, they'll have no regard or respect for you and turn you into a vegetable.

Let your wife take up the issue of seized certificate with her and give her ALL the support you can - except if she wants us to believe that she doesn't need her certificates anymore. If possible, visit a police station, tender your grievance with evidences (since all effort to resolve it amicably through the family way has been thwarted). I remember you took pictures, present them as evidences. You may not lock her up (just based on family values/sentiments - but I think she deserves to be locked up if you ask me, even if it's just for a day or 2). You really need to drill some fear into this sister of yours.

I appreciate every gentle man, but sometimes people take gentility for cowardice. I'll always advise is that, for such people who take quietness for weakness, teach them a lesson that for every coin, there are two sides - you can be a gentle man and at the same time, blow hot when the need arises - Not until this point is proven, they will not restrain their craze when they meet you o!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: 2026!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by pato405(m): 12:09am On Aug 14, 2017
huh

you are all deceiving yourselves. does this thing work?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Job Vacancies In Ilorin Kwara State by pato405(m): 11:49pm On Aug 13, 2017
OP, PM me
RomanceRe: Need Mature Guys In Here..... by pato405(m):
cool
Christianity EtcRe: According To The Bible Is There Any Difference Between Divorce And Separation? by pato405(m): 8:12am On Aug 13, 2017
muller101:
cheesy we know the chief cause of divorce is
marriage. People should stop getting married.
I absolutely agree with you. It's a scam.
FamilyRe: Help!!! Should I Go On With My White Wedding? by pato405(m): 8:07am On Aug 13, 2017
cappinjerry:
My brother my simple advice for you is Quit! speaking from experience, you will never be happy. Same thing happened to me, i went ahead to marry now after two years she is gone, the family took her properties forcefully and the baby we had they have stopped me from seeing him. Don't listen to anyone telling u that you are married already.
Bros, can we chat ?
FamilyRe: Help!!! Should I Go On With My White Wedding? by pato405(m): 8:40pm On Aug 12, 2017
FortuneTeller:
Since he hasn't responded, I'm sure he did his "white" wedding today.
wishing him best of luck. Our "modern day" ladies are on rampage. Young men shouldn't be in a hurry at all. Sometimes I even begin to wonder if having baby mamas aren't better.
FamilyRe: Help!!! Should I Go On With My White Wedding? by pato405(m): 7:38pm On Aug 12, 2017
OP, Pls call me now...I have an experience to share with you.

This is an emergency;

081-4977-7036

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