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TravelRe: NIPOST Stealing Our Goods .. Please Help!! by patonyx1: 10:13pm On May 24, 2017
I'll advise you officially report this to the Post master or even their Head Office. And ensure necessary actions/investigation are taken from NIPOST end.

Sorry about it.
CelebritiesRe: Shina Peller's Camo Benz SL550 41st Birthday Gift (Photos) by patonyx1: 9:51am On May 17, 2017
I thought FRSC has ban individuals from having Vehicle plate numbers covered with Black leather ?.. undecided
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo Hosts Peter Obi At His Otta Farm Residence. Photos by patonyx1: 11:52am On May 16, 2017
His son wedded same day. He wouldn't have shared himself into two.


Billyonaire:
Obasanjo has made many friends in our local politics, and he has made too many enemies too. He could not show up at IBB's and now is super-excited to be visited. At least showing a smiling face is meant to portray to only shallow minds that he is happy, I can bet with my left ball, he is fucking unsure of the political dynamics. He needs to lay low, cos Children of Nowadays do not abide by the colonial respect for corruptly enriched politically exposed persons. I do not envy him.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Pictured With Fresh Jidenna by patonyx1: 8:22am On May 11, 2017
He's not a one hit wonder. Check your word (One-hit), he actually has more than 3 hit tracks.
smiley

Ralphlauren:
Jidenna. The "one hit wonder" and "white man" wannabe from eastern nigeria.

When is he going to stop applying "relaxer" on his hair and beards and sleeking his hair down with hair gel grin grin

It looks like he even rolls the hair with hair rollers for women and applies setting lotion and pink oil grin

When is he going to auto dyeing his hair oxblood or is it auburn ?

Why is he ashamed of his black hair/Afro. undecided
CrimeRe: Lagos DPO Kills Apprentice During Raid On Birthday Party (photo) by patonyx1: 4:27pm On May 10, 2017
Police and Lawyers, I no even know who dey lie pass. undecided
E be like say Police own pass. grin
CrimeRe: Lecturer Brutalised By Soldiers For Answering A Phone Call At Check Point (pic) by patonyx1: 3:49pm On May 10, 2017
tyokunbo:
Source: http://towncrieronline.net/2017/05/09/lecturer-brutalised-by-soldiers-for-answering-a-phone-call-at-check-point/
The Military check point between P/H - Owerri Road is basically the worst. Almost every 1km you'll get both a military and Police check point in between.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Owl Caught In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by patonyx1: 3:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
Free the Bird, abeg.. cry
EducationRe: Ambrose Alli University Lecturers Arrested For Cultism, Guns Recovered by patonyx1: 12:14am On Apr 20, 2017
Very True


littlewonders:
65% of lecturers are allegiance to this deity of fraternity. They use this to achieve political score of their colleagues and raise immorality pride towards students especially; the female students.

Some even go to extend of paying the so called "point one" their monthly stipends to show loyalty but you'll hardly see them support positive creativity. These set of lecturers hardly allow you pass if you decline their immoral offer.

What pains most is their outreach towards cultist dissimination on campus yet they are back bone to its progress.
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Demolish Criminal Hideouts In Ishawo Creeks,arrest 3 Kidnappers(pix by patonyx1: 10:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
Good point..


TheFreeOne:
Good.

The CP should ensure there's a continuous policing of the environment with needed arms for the security operatives cos those criminals are better armed hence the rise in their nefarious activities.
TravelRe: 5 Passengers Dead Including A Baby After Danfo Bursts Into Flames In Lagos.PICS by patonyx1: 1:41am On Apr 19, 2017
The useless VIOs are busy looking for flashy cares that one bulb in the brake light isn't working and arrest, rather than to check the careless nature and severe lack of maintenance in commercial (small & big) buses. Not forgetting trailers, lorries and container long vehicles etc..

God save us in this country.


sniperr007:
Sad news but what the job of VIO, they dont check commercial buses that r moving caskets.
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Babymama, Sophia Momodu Twerking By The Poolside (Photos, Video) by patonyx1: 11:35pm On Apr 18, 2017
Davido should come n knack akpako on that ass and give her baby No.2.
Make she fit go rest for another 9 months jare.. grin
CrimeRe: Man Who Has Killed Policemen And Soldiers In Ikorodu Killed (Photos) by patonyx1: 11:32pm On Apr 18, 2017
The Nigeria Police only acts fast to capturing (Dead or Alive) armed robbers/militants/kidnappers only when there colleagues has been killed. But for an innocent civilian, NO WAY. They'll rather tell you it's still under investigation.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Beta Brings Ability To Revoke Messages 5 Minutes Later by patonyx1: 7:24am On Apr 14, 2017
Not after you must have "Screenshot" it before he/she deletes it. grin


superior1:
Meaning someone can now deny a comment you reacted to....by deleting ithuh
BusinessRe: Photos From Aliko Dangote's 60th Birthday Celebration by patonyx1: 7:45am On Apr 11, 2017
Same as his Spaghetti, he can't just beat Golden Penny when it comes to Pasta


Jodha:
Dangote is a fulfilled man... At 60 he's achieved a lot.. His making Naija proud and I'm so proud of that fact... More grease to yhur elbow..

But Dangote biko leave the noodles for indomie.. Yhur noodles are not encouraging at all undecided
CrimeRe: Kidnappers In Police Uniform Arrested In Front Of Folorusho Akerejola's House by patonyx1: 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2017
I like the beating sha.. Cos this kidnappers don't have love for anyone.

grin

Naija police no dey dull undecided
TravelRe: Danfo Accident Kills Heavily Pregnant Woman, Fish Seller In Lagos.Graphic Photos by patonyx1: 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2017
If properly investigated, it will be discovered that the root cause is "Over-speed". embarassed
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Hot Bikini Photo Of Tboss by patonyx1: 7:44pm On Apr 04, 2017
Or even Benin, Edo State. undecided grin


SNOWCREAM:
If you like take bikini pics inside Titanic, you're going back to Romania undecided
Car TalkRe: Lagos Traffic Laws And Penalties by patonyx1: 5:31pm On Apr 04, 2017
18, 19, 20 are more for Danfo (commercial) buses in Lagos. grin
RomanceRe: Fun Seeking Couple Spice Up Their Pre-weddng Shoot With These Interesting Photos by patonyx1: 11:37am On Apr 04, 2017
Man gats hold small money first before thinking of marriage.. undecided

colik:
Lovely. kiss

To get married just dey hungry me. embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Bassey Of BBNaija In Gold Circle Advert (Hilarious Video) by patonyx1: 9:41am On Apr 04, 2017
This must have been b4 BBNaija 2017.
Anyways, he still looked very cool.

Nice 1..


iamVirus:
We found Bassey from the Big Brother Naija reality TV show and he is the lead character in this Gold Circle advert that is going viral.

It’s the ad where a guy had his girlfriend’s uncle are in the car when she calls and the boyfriend (Bassey) puts her on speaker and she shares a bit too much information with her uncle there, unknowingly.

Watch!



Via: http://360jamng.net/watch-bassey-from-bbnaija-in-this-hilarious-gold-circle-advert/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-pIDTwGdA0
TravelRe: Fatal Accident In Akwa Ibom, 3 Dead, Others Injured (Disturbing Photos) by patonyx1: 11:09pm On Apr 01, 2017
Here in this country, I don't think so because;
1. Bad roads.
2. Careless driving/drivers.
3. Lack of vehicular maintenance.
Etc..



Epositive:
will a day go by without any accident occuring? sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Kills A Big Snake And Is Selling It On The Road (Photos) by patonyx1: 12:58am On Apr 01, 2017
Very true..

It was given to me in order to apply on my fractured arm while younger in 1995. It is quite effective.



Flexherbal:
Those of us who are into herbal drugs value the oil, so much.

It is Very potent in the treatment of bones and other things.
CrimeRe: Fake Policeman Arrested in Kaduna State, See What Was Recovered From Him (PICS) by patonyx1: 12:37am On Apr 01, 2017
Na olopa naw..

They write a monstrous grammatical blunders in Police stations.
grin
oseka101:
Please did any body spot this statement "collected monies" grin grin this person who composed this beautiful article needs to be jailed ASAP.....
TravelRe: LASEMA Rescues Accident Victims On 3rd Mainland Bridge, Lagos by patonyx1: 2:57pm On Mar 30, 2017
Everywhere in Lagos..


soberdrunk:
Is LASEMA rescue restricted to only this bridge alone or everywhere in Lagos?
Jokes EtcRe: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by patonyx1: 11:32am On Mar 30, 2017
Even in some areas in Lagos.
E.g Olorunsogo => Mushin Bustop is N20 grin
Same as Keke ride from a part of Oba-Akran => Ikeja under bridge cheesy

illicit:
Ibadan, you still get 20# bus
TV/MoviesRe: Bassey: "I Didn't Know That Debbie Kissed Me Until I Saw The Clip" by patonyx1: 10:56am On Mar 30, 2017
He may actually be referring to any of the meaning in the image below:



Zabilon007:
Una bang? huh

PhonesRe: Samsung Unveils Galaxy S8 and S8+ by patonyx1: 10:26am On Mar 30, 2017
iPhone is worst. grin


fernandooleku:
SAMSUNG, by the time u render almost 70% nigerians handicap financially, na dat time ur eyes go come down abi? which wahala be dis again nitori olorun
CelebritiesRe: 2Baba, Falz, Adekunle Gold, M.I, Jay Jay Okocha, Ikpeba Hang Out At Eko Hotels by patonyx1: 10:23am On Mar 30, 2017
DJ Sosa is a celebrity DeeJay like DJ Xclusive etc..

gentlejay007:
Besides, who be this one wey carry drawing for face huh huh undecided
PoliticsRe: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by patonyx1: 4:36pm On Mar 29, 2017
You're very right.

Not all 3rd class are dullards.


Kondomatic:
A very dumb question.

Some companies employ "brain" not school cert. Some 3rd class holders have some managerial qualities that many people that graduated with first class do not posses. These are people that move the world not those that put all their hopes on their CV.

I am not promoting dumbness but you should know that there are smart people that ended up with 3rd class due to unforeseen circumstances.

Their cert do not define them
CrimeRe: Boy Attacked With A Razor Blade In Delta (Graphic Photos) by patonyx1: 11:29am On Mar 29, 2017
There is high tendency that it will be a local cult dispute. undecided
FamilyRe: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by patonyx1: 11:22am On Mar 29, 2017
You will Bros.

With time you'll find it in your heart to forgive the cousin. Hence you'll be able to forgive your Fiancee.
Try to build a good heart towards them and watch things work out well by God's mercy without any negative impact.

God be with you.


MIB1:
Long before we met .. About 6 yrs ago

Maybe pained is not.the right word

I'm just scared of the spiritual aspect like curses or something besides I know I will never have any good relationship with that cousin of hers

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