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Politics / Re: 500 Quran Reciters Pray For Buhari In Zamfara by patval(f): 10:51pm On May 23, 2017
praying for Satan to increase his suffering in abyss. they have not come to realise that buhari is now either cremated mammy or manure .Thunder seven colours will be firing him till eternity.
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Have Secrets You Intend To Take To The Grave? Get Some Off Your Chest by patval(f): 2:58pm On May 21, 2017
Burna88:
I got disvirgined at age ...Hmmm so little,im gonna kill d guy If i Eva See him,nd i was Once a lesbian,Dnt Know If Ive stopped tho.

Nice to know you are lesbian, we don't have to be afraid of our choice. get some chocolaty G- lashing if you don't mind doing it with me

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Religion / Re: Pope Appoints Jude Thaddeus Okolo As Apostolic Nuncio In Ireland by patval(f): 10:16pm On May 14, 2017
smithsydny:
umuchineke.I first heard this umuchineke in my church oo.. cheesy chai
Umuchineke is an indigenous name for children of the most high God

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Religion / Re: Pope Appoints Jude Thaddeus Okolo As Apostolic Nuncio In Ireland by patval(f): 7:51pm On May 14, 2017
@OP Archbishop Jude Okolo is not from Kano, He is a clergy of Biafran Origin and former Papal Nuncio to East and Central Africa.

Let's I forget, a vegetable that swore never to allow Nwachineke Nnamdi KANU walk free in zoogeria has left the zoo and ran to London with his corpse.
A na-agwo ,O na-ere!!!!
May 30th is another day for the remembrance of fallen Umuchineke

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Politics / Re: Junaid: Why Osinbajo Can’t Contest For President If He Completes Buhari's Tenure by patval(f): 3:33pm On May 14, 2017
[quote author=Oladimejyy post=56513332][/quote]
slap this corpsocracy

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Politics / Re: Africans And Their Myopic Minds Vs Gaddafi's Prophecies by patval(f): 3:26pm On May 14, 2017
I remember that day I argued at a chemist shop that Gaddafi might not be as bad as western media portrayed him cos no bad person will ever care for welfare of his subject the way Gaddafi did. with all the image building BMC crew are doing to make dullard buhari look responsible, his chronic penchant for obnoxious policies and consequent untold hardship it has resulted on the citizenry made them need no media awareness to know that buhari is a sadist who derives pleasure at making people suffer avoidable hardship. Before the conspiratory annihilation of Gaddafi by terrorist Obama, libyans were better off in economy,health,social and other growth indices, the internal political loopholes there was as a result of ambitions which made those outside the corridor of power out of desperation just like mofos that formed apc in nijeriya form alliance with western NATO which resulted in taking Libya back to 18th century. By the time hunger reset their brain,they will beg Gaddafi's grave to re-govern them
Politics / Re: Junaid: Why Osinbajo Can’t Contest For President If He Completes Buhari's Tenure by patval(f): 3:11pm On May 14, 2017
I can't wait for a public holiday the day President Buhari will be manured into mother earth.As for junaid,he is lost in the reality because there is no country to govern again. Afghanistan political arrangement will be far better than northern nigeriya PLC cos each region will be ruled by a rebel cabal.Four has died on the sit and many will follow cos they will fill in an aged northern conservative who will always be good at making nijeriya flag to fly at half mast

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Politics / Re: Junaid: Why Osinbajo Can’t Contest For President If He Completes Buhari's Tenure by patval(f): 3:09pm On May 14, 2017
I can't wait for a public holiday the President Buhari will be manured into mother earth.As for junaid,he is lost in the reality because there is no country to govern again. Afghanistan political arrangement will be far better than northern nigeriya PLC cos each region will be ruled by a rebel cabal.Four has died on the sit and many will follow cos they will fill in an aged northern conservative who will always be good at making nijeriya flag to fly at half mast

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Politics / Re: Why Must It Be LAI? by patval(f): 2:52pm On May 14, 2017
lie Muhammed is patron saint of liers both Christians,Muslims and pagans even atheist. He is the founder of liers academy,any lie too difficult to dish out,it takes lie Muhammed just one thousand different microphones to diffuse it to the public. according to report,he own a share in calakuta weed republic and his spec of weed is stored in the CBN vault. even Ebami EDA (Fela kuti )in his life time never attempted to smoke lie Muhammed spec of weed.
he can lie a president with a cancer of the scrotum into vegetable.
Politics / Re: Princess Pako Talks About Chibok Girls On Twitter, Reveals What She Found Out by patval(f): 1:27pm On May 14, 2017
buhari can never have any peace even in the abyss.imaging at his age when he is supposed to be celebrated by his grannies and well wishers,his corpse is being flown from one destination to another just for cover-up. Not to talk of innocent blood he spilled ,the verdict is that buhari must die a terrible death

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Politics / Re: FG Won’t Provide Updates On Buhari’s Health, Treatment – Punch by patval(f): 4:20pm On May 13, 2017
madridguy:
SMH for your husband/ Husband to be tongue


I pity your wife or wife to be cos she will spend the rest of her life with a leprous finger
Politics / Re: FG Won’t Provide Updates On Buhari’s Health, Treatment – Punch by patval(f): 4:16pm On May 13, 2017
sarrki:



Hmmm

E pain her

Having said that you are not God

It pain me because President Buhari of daura has worsen situations in nigeriya, happiness now is an extreme scarce commodity cos of hardship.Moreover,we will know which God is superior through this buhari condition, my God has said that he will suffer torture from this earth to eternity cos of blood of innocent people he shed, l will know if your god can deliver him. buhari hell has started on earth an that affliction will cage him in abyss
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Blesses Artiste Who Was Arrested After His Return From Spain. Photos by patval(f): 4:07pm On May 13, 2017
My Director stated it that by the time he finish with buhari,the dullard will go to London and never return. Now Nnamdi Nwachineke KANU is in his father's house receiving guests like Emperor while vegetable is in ghost mode in london

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Politics / Re: FG Won’t Provide Updates On Buhari’s Health, Treatment – Punch by patval(f): 9:46am On May 13, 2017
may buhari spirit know no peace in his afterlife, may he spend his afterlife as miserable as he has made naija. sarrki and madridguy guy, both of you are depiction of wretched of the earth
Politics / Re: Nobody Can Force Buhari To Disclose His Ailment — Femi Adesina by patval(f): 9:32am On May 13, 2017
The worst deceit I can do to myself is to wish buhari a recovery from his vegetable state of health.I want him dead simple because having minus one of people like him is one way of making the world a happy terrain
Politics / Re: How Saraki And Friends Will Plunge Nigeria Into Its Next Recession by patval(f): 10:31pm On Apr 04, 2017
its very simple to know a dullard, he never relent in failing and always channel his strength at blaming others. Whether Saraki or Saraku, Dullard 1 of daura has failed twice unrepentantly. bmc urchins can twist anything they like but discerning mind can easily know that govt welfaric plans are driven through a clear-,cut programme which this crooked executive never thought about. mmiri oku eji asu akpu ga-adacha ire onye obuna ga-ebodo onyupa buhari n'isi saraki. Biafra my beloved nation, may any politician that will carry naija crooked politics die now . God bless the rising sun. any mod that will barricade this comment eeee ,Amadioha will make your family history be like that of Afghanistan
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Distanced Himself From New Radio Biafra In The US by patval(f): 6:50pm On Mar 19, 2017
Yoruba mofos always developing heart ache on Biafra achievement, E no concern una whether approved or not cos even Jesus said that once a movement is not against his ideals,it is not against him.So once it is not an attempt by Uwazurike stooges to allign with Peoples Republic of Biafra cos they have seen that victory is at sight, Our Amiable Director in his wisdom will accommodate their genuine initiative.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's/APC.'s Campaign Promises by patval(f): 12:27pm On Mar 19, 2017
Op has caused severe hormorreic disorder on BMC agents,I could remember back then at Uniben,Political science department when I was shouting on top of my voice that buhari is a "repackaged failure" but gullible once could hear.The irony is that change disciples are the worst hit by this buhari dullardism

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Romance / Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by patval(f): 11:20am On Sep 24, 2016
Immediately I saw this thread,I starts telling this bitch sipping Smirnoff ice to get ready for "pant off ceremony". why she no go off pant in this buhari era?,I resemble her papa? the worst part is that those forming bitches cannot afford palatable meal for themselves without being sponsored by a guy.let me tell you,if this bitch beside me get hole kitten eee,I go use mortar widen it the more.nothing is free even in Freetown

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala May Not Be Guilty Of Fraud — Joda by patval(f): 2:58pm On Sep 14, 2016
IsThisChange:


http://punchng.com/okonjo-iweala-may-not-guilty-fraud-joda/

They are tactfully cleaning Okonjo Iwealas name from kworoption list.it has become clear that their saintly minister of finance is as brainless as her principal and now they stylishly want to beg NOI to forgive their mouth cancer and help them out.I will not be surprise if they platter their plea for her to yield to helping their helpless situation but will be more surprise at the magic of NEPA Bill certificate and PhD certificate bringing out desired economic reform
Politics / Re: Tell Your People To Forget About Biafra: Buhari Tells Igbo Corpers by patval(f): 8:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
buhari has failed to realise that he is presiding over an expired country.his administrative woes took a higher dimension the day he castrated Nnamdi KANU.

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